Gwyneth Paltrow steams her ###### (1 Viewer)

[AAABatteries]

Dont know nothin bout steamed hooha, but i do know Alexandra Daddario sautees...............deze nuuuuuuuuuuts!!!!

Just about spit my drink out -  

 

[AAABatteries]

and i dont have to ram any damn hose up my ### 

Have to - I hear ya man.

 

[AAABatteries]

Can i just shove a Keurig pod up my ### and call it a day?

Go for it and report back

 

[McJose]

Go for it and report back

 Oops! This pack wasn't designed for this rectum. Please try one of the hundreds of packs with the Keurim® logo.

 

[rockaction]

anyone else read the title as "streams"?    

No. That's exactly how I read it and had to read the whole thread to be corrected. Dang.  

 

[Josie Maran]

I would smash this chick. You know she's nuts, best kind

Really?  She seems the type to put on a rubber glove before giving you an unenthusiastic handie in the car.

 

[rockaction]

Really?  She seems the type to put on a rubber glove before giving you an unenthusiastic handie in the car.

With weird goggles on.  

 

[KarmaPolice]

Really?  She seems the type to put on a rubber glove before giving you an unenthusiastic handie in the car.

Hot

 

[AAABatteries]

Really?  She seems the type to put on a rubber glove before giving you an unenthusiastic handie in the car.

I’ll take it!

 

[Buttonhook]

At least she isn't one of those "just let mother nature clean this thing" girls. First off your tuna essence isn't going away by itself and second guys are going their entire lives not seeing hair on the mound

I agree.  Only beaver pelt I want to see is when I'm golfing.

 

[E Street Brat]

I agree.  Only beaver pelt I want to see is when I'm golfing.

Damn kids today have no idea how frightful your first look used to be.

emiMoore:

 

[McJose]

Really?  She seems the type to put on a rubber glove before giving you an unenthusiastic handie in the car.

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/22/a8/52/22a8521fff0aebdf0e4c57c86b9334e7--best-roasts-funny-roast-me.jpg

 

[Hov34]

Really?  She seems the type to put on a rubber glove before giving you an unenthusiastic handie in the car.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvC2TkB-7BU

 

[McJose]

Really?  She seems the type to put on a rubber glove before giving you an unenthusiastic handie in the car.

Any of you fellas ever get this:  "*sigh* can't you just do this yourself?" 

 

[Mr. Ected]

anyone else read the title as "streams"?    

See below...

When I saw the headline on Facebook, I read it as 'streams,' I thought 'Get me that web page!!!!'

 

[GroveDiesel]

Really?  She seems the type to put on a rubber glove before giving you an unenthusiastic handie in the car.

In previous interviews she's said both that instead of fighting with their significant other, women should consider being a woman and giving him oral sex instead, and that a way to keep her mate happy is to provide enough oral sex.

Her site also ran an article saying that anal sex has now become standard and offering tips for women.

 

[rockaction]

In previous interviews she's said both that instead of fighting with their significant other, women should consider being a woman and giving him oral sex instead, and that a way to keep her mate happy is to provide enough oral sex.

Her site also ran an article saying that anal sex has now become standard and offering tips for women.

 

[McJose]

In previous interviews she's said both that instead of fighting with their significant other, women should consider being a woman and giving him oral sex instead, and that a way to keep her mate happy is to provide enough oral sex.

Her site also ran an article saying that anal sex has now become standard and offering tips for women.

i don't buy it.  

 

[Good Posting Judge]

In previous interviews she's said both that instead of fighting with their significant other, women should consider being a woman and giving him oral sex instead, and that a way to keep her mate happy is to provide enough oral sex.

Her site also ran an article saying that anal sex has now become standard and offering tips for women.

 

[Brony]

In previous interviews she's said both that instead of fighting with their significant other, women should consider being a woman and giving him oral sex instead, and that a way to keep her mate happy is to provide enough oral sex.

Her site also ran an article saying that anal sex has now become standard and offering tips for women.

I would have thought the tip would have been for the man. 

 

[Parrothead]

wrong hole

 

[tommyboy]

So, you're saying I can do butt stuff AND get a venti double caramel mocha at the same time. Sign me up, toots.

 

[mr. furley]

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/22/a8/52/22a8521fff0aebdf0e4c57c86b9334e7--best-roasts-funny-roast-me.jpg

would

enthusiastically

 

[Good Posting Judge]

would

enthusiastically

I can't lie, the typo just kills it for me. Dude dribbled through the entire defense and then missed the tap-in.

 

[PlasmaDogPlasma]

Stand beneath a coffee machine with cheeks spread, facing the sky. 

Explaining to the FFA how to put coffee in our butts is like explaining how to hop to rabbits.

 

[NotSmart]

Explaining to the FFA how to put coffee in our butts is like explaining how to hop to rabbits.

Next time though, a little warning about letting it cool off first would be nice.

 

[otb_lifer]

Have to - I hear ya man.

squeaky clean