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Raider Nation
Devil's Advocate
"He was the life of the party he never attended." 
Bill Brasky
Footballguy
"sharks have a week dedicated to him"
Raider Nation
Devil's Advocate
Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll
Footballguy
southeastjerome
Footballguy
Love these commercials. From a marketing standpoint, I love the fact that the lead tagline is "I don't always drink beer...but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis". Not many commercials say that they don't always use the product and then halfheartedly say, "but when I do".
Leroy Hoard
Footballguy
Yes, sure beats the girl bartender telling the guy he's stupid not to drink a certain brand of light beer.
Ministry of Pain
Footballguy
"He went to a psychic once...to warn her."
"His to do lists have won pulitzers."
Best commercials of the past 5 years, I actually look forward to them on the radio when the music and the man's voice from Frontline comes on, hysterical.
"His to do lists have won pulitzers."
Best commercials of the past 5 years, I actually look forward to them on the radio when the music and the man's voice from Frontline comes on, hysterical.
Leroy Hoard
Footballguy
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
videoguy505
Footballguy
He won the same lifetime achievement award, twice.
Tom Servo
Nittany Beavers
Especially if he has a tramp stamp.
flapgreen
Footballguy
Ministry of Pain
Footballguy
If he passed you on the street and didn't say hello to you...you would still feel like he spoke to you and asked you how your day was.
Even his tree houses have finished basements
If he were to sit in your car the resale value would go up instantly
He can mix oil and water
If you were trapped with him in an elevator you wouldn't want to be rescued
His business card just says "I'll call you"
Signs that say "This is not an Exit" do not apply to him
Even his tree houses have finished basements
If he were to sit in your car the resale value would go up instantly
He can mix oil and water
If you were trapped with him in an elevator you wouldn't want to be rescued
His business card just says "I'll call you"
Signs that say "This is not an Exit" do not apply to him
gonzobill5
Footballguy
The contents of his tacos refuse to fall from the shell
If you were to see him walking a chihuahua, it would still look masculine
Dicing onions doesn't make him cry, it only makes him stronger
If you were to see him walking a chihuahua, it would still look masculine
Dicing onions doesn't make him cry, it only makes him stronger
TRIP_THE_LIGHT_FANTASTIC
Footballguy
On the seventh day, God created him
TRIP_THE_LIGHT_FANTASTIC
Footballguy
He once wrote a check and the bank bounced
videoguy505
Footballguy
His mother has a tattoo that reads "SON"
Leroy Hoard
Footballguy
Flyin Pigs
Footballguy
Some say he found the fountain of youth, but didn't drink, because he wasn't thirsty.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
"I have no idea what that is"
Raider Nation
Devil's Advocate
"He's won trophies for his game-face alone."
Binky The Doormat
Footballguy
These commercials will eventually get old.
But not yet. Top level commercial for the last several years. Looking forward to the next round.
But not yet. Top level commercial for the last several years. Looking forward to the next round.
Gianni Verscotchie
Footballguy
His wallet is made of Chupacabra leather
Rayderr
Footballguy
I hate the Henieken version of the Most Interesting Man. The guy who comes into a party, does the "I got your eye" bit with the admiral, fake shootout with the fat cowboy, some karate with Bruce Lee and then playing a flute with the band. Hate it. But he's still better than Keith Stone.
Keith Stone, you're so smooth.
Leroy Hoard
Footballguy
I like the way he scoots his "cat" off the kitchen counter while he cooks."He's won trophies for his game-face alone."
Sarnoff
Footballguy
But the lady sings a catchy tune
Bill Brasky
Footballguy
he bowls, overhand
Ministry of Pain
Footballguy
There' an ongoing TelaNovela cliffhager whether or not he will make an appearance. Spoiler Alert!!! He doesn't.
Only he knows why the Mariachi Band can't stop smiling.
Sharks have a week dedicated to him
If he were to mail a letter without postage; it would still get there.
He can climb cactuses with ease
Even his enemies list him as their emergency contact
He once was pulled over for speeding, but he let the officer go wih just a a warning
It is rumoured that when Edmund Hilary reached the summit of Mount Everest, he was waiting with a thermos of hot coffee
Only he knows why the Mariachi Band can't stop smiling.
Sharks have a week dedicated to him
If he were to mail a letter without postage; it would still get there.
He can climb cactuses with ease
Even his enemies list him as their emergency contact
He once was pulled over for speeding, but he let the officer go wih just a a warning
It is rumoured that when Edmund Hilary reached the summit of Mount Everest, he was waiting with a thermos of hot coffee
sbonomo
Footballguy
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Leroy Hoard
Footballguy
GTBilly
Footballguy
ExcellentHis mother has a tattoo that reads "SON"
Zow
Footballguy
Really? I think that's a catchy commercial
grateful zed
Footballguy
17seconds
root of all aliai
I don't see it as a copy. I see it as just a stupid meaningless commercial. It's very "WTF?"Really? I think that's a catchy commercial
Raider Nation
Devil's Advocate
"He has inside jokes with complete strangers." 
