Help Me Win A Best Black Dress (Of The Belle Of The Ball) Party (1 Viewer)

[rockaction]

No, really. They don't all look the same or have the same result. 

*Crumpled, floor*

 

[rockaction]

Dude 

I love a little black dress as much as the next guy. With Manholo shoes and straps. Maybe Jimmy Choos. With cheese, no less.  

 

[rockaction]

OOOOOoooooOOOOoooooOOOOooooo

 

[Man of Constant Sorrow]

Here ya go...

...this one should show off your supple shoulders and curvaceous calves pretty nicely! 

 

[rockaction]

Here ya go...

...this one should show off your supple shoulders and curvaceous calves pretty nicely! 

My mother...

https://www.gotquestions.org/life-Ezekiel.html

 

[Man of Constant Sorrow]

My mother...

https://www.gotquestions.org/life-Ezekiel.html

Hmmm...try this one then...a little more conservative.

And speaking of Ezekiel...

...anyone here draft Zeke?

 

[rockaction]

Hmmm...try this one then...a little more conservative.

And speaking of Ezekiel...

...anyone here draft Zeke?

Uh, oops. It was supposed to be this.  

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuQG6_evFc8

 

[Man of Constant Sorrow]

Heh...Treat Me Like Your Mother!