How do I approach women at the gym? (1 Viewer)

[CBusAlex]

If you're not sure what to say, try "So, it has come down to this." - it creates instant dramatic tension and is a valid observation in any situation.

"I HAVE TRAVELED HERE FROM 1982 TO DELIVER THIS MESSAGE..."

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

"Hi, my name is Eminence. Are you a bowling ball? Because you have three holes I want to stick my fingers in."

 

[Major]

The Stairmaster is the ideal place to meet chicks at. Make sure to stand nose distance from the butt and just meditate. Lots of deep breathing. Don't say a word. Smile and carry on until her workout concludes. Women love mystery.

 

[James Daulton]

"Hi, my name is Eminence. Are you a bowling ball? Because you have three holes I want to stick my fingers in."

3?

 

[Dickies]

This guy in my town had a pretty good method recently. He would follow the hot girl from the gym to the grocery store, let out the air in her tire while she was in the grocery store, and then play the hero when she came out and saw the flat tire. He managed to get a couple ### grabs and boob grazes in before she called the cops.

 

[RC94]

Here is my advice on women, no matter where you are (including the gym) - don't give them nicknames like "jumbo" or "boxcar".

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

"Hi, my name is Eminence. Are you a bowling ball? Because you have three holes I want to stick my fingers in."

3?

Yeah, a bowling ball has three holes.

 

[SWC]

the tim thread now raking the top one hondo american fingerblasters

 

[Binky The Doormat]

"Hi, my name is Eminence. Are you a bowling ball? Because you have three holes I want to stick my fingers in."

3?

2 nostrils - 1 mouth??? Its right there dude.

 

[acapella]

"Hi, my name is Eminence. Are you a bowling ball? Because you have three holes I want to stick my fingers in."

3?

Dude. You haven't found the third hole yet?

 

[James Daulton]

No clue on the 3rd whole. Sorry Fellas.

 

[BustedKnuckles]

No clue on the 3rd whole. Sorry Fellas.

virgin

 

[pollardsvision]

Gonna need more details....you mean this chick?

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Penis towel rack.

Don't act like its a big deal though.

 

[BustedKnuckles]

Gonna need more details....you mean this chick?

im guessing more like this

 

[Eminence]

Penis towel rack.

Don't act like its a big deal though.

lol

 

[Drunken Cowboy]

Don't

 

[Your Mother's Twin Sister]

Come at us with vigor and free drinks.

 

[Chemical X]

if it doesnt happen organically, then you need to make something happen artificially. perhaps discuss your use of the word organically when it comes to saying hi to a girl.

 

[[icon]]

Tell her you are from the internet. Then she'll know you are loaded, successful, and normal.

Excellent posting.

He's not known as "mr P" on the block for nothing...

 

[Swing 51]

Sniff the seat after she gets done riding the bike and she'll be all yours!

 

[jon_mx]

Only true way is to just joke around with her about the other meatheads there. Be funny and separate yourself from the pack by getting on her viewpoint of the surroundings.

- why do I workout here again? Look at that idiot over there!

Just break down her defenses and make her comfortable around you. No "hitting on her" whatsoever. Just portray confidence and that you're just talking to her like you would with anybody else. Shark move is to make sure she sees you doing the exact same thing with some ugly girls. Makes her feel less targeted.

so you would neg her or nah?

My play is to go around to each machine like I am going to get on, then yell, 'Omaha!, Omaha!' And then move on to the next machine.

 

[The Commish]

Ask her why someone would be eating a tunafish sandwich at the gym.

Then walk quickly away.

Absolutely no idea why, but reading this had me

I guess it's something I could picture those yahoos on Impractical Jokers doing.

 

[kentric]

Only true way is to just joke around with her about the other meatheads there. Be funny and separate yourself from the pack by getting on her viewpoint of the surroundings.

- why do I workout here again? Look at that idiot over there!

Just break down her defenses and make her comfortable around you. No "hitting on her" whatsoever. Just portray confidence and that you're just talking to her like you would with anybody else. Shark move is to make sure she sees you doing the exact same thing with some ugly girls. Makes her feel less targeted.

so you would neg her or nah?

My play is to go around to each machine like I am going to get on, then yell, 'Omaha!, Omaha!' And then move on to the next machine.

I don't know why but I found this hilarious. The imagery is just too much.