How hot? Woman has one leg 2x bigger than the other (1 Viewer)

[Nathan R. Jessep]

http://news.yahoo.com/woman-one-leg-thats-double-212000030.html

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

I say 8.23 - Hottest woman you know who you'd have to sew legs of 2 different pants together for

 

[psychobillies]

I truly have no idea how to vote here.  

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

Ayeyay, Popeye!

- Can we split this into two polls, Above the knees and below the knees? TIA.

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

Ayeyay, Popeye!

- Can we split this into two polls, Above the knees and below the knees? TIA.

 not a bad idea

 

[maxwelledison]

Gave her a 7. Wanted to go higher but couldn't do it in good faith. 

 

[comfortably numb]

2,1

 

[comfortably numb]

"Woman Has One Leg That's Double the Size of the Other... But Her Boyfriend Doesn't Care"

Who writes these headlines?
Freakin milenials!

 

[xulf]

Waiting for Christo's response

 

[Dentist]

Wow, interesting poll and question.

in lieu of the leg she seems like a pretty solid 7.5

She should probably get bigger breasts to ensure no one ever looks down

 

[Cjw_55106]

Wow, interesting poll and question.

in lieu of the leg she seems like a pretty solid 7.5

She should probably get bigger breasts to ensure no one ever looks down

It would make sense to get a bigger one on her left side, to balance things out. 

 

[comfortably numb]

wondering what @baloney sandwich would do in this situation...divorce her right leg?

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

wondered why she didn't just jump on in the pool, but I guess she'd just end up swimming in circles

 

[NFL-ons]

Wow, interesting poll and question.

in lieu of the leg she seems like a pretty solid 7.5

She should probably get bigger breasts to ensure no one ever looks down

lol.  Have to admit I did not notice as she was walking by the pool, my gaze was somewhere else.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

wondered why she didn't just jump on in the pool, but I guess she'd just end up swimming in circles

I bet doing her doggystyle on the floor would be like doing doughnuts in a parking lot.

 

[Dentist]

numbers are higher than expected.   I mean common...  that leg is going to seriously compromise ever going to the beach with her, swimsuit season,  miniskirts, etc.

You have to at least subtract a full point, right?

 

[SWC]

we just did a lindsey vaugn thread yesterday brohan try to be original take that to the bank

 

[General Malaise]

Do we have to watch a video?   

 

[General Malaise]

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

Do we have to watch a video?  Aren't there pictures of this freak?

no pics in the article...was too lazy to search. The video actually isn't bad, IMO

 

[SacramentoBob]

She's pretty attractive, although my left shoulder might need some padding.

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

good pics, GM

This may be a candidate for the "women you're strangely attracted to" thread for me. I'm like 

 

[comfortably numb]

obviously photoshopped

 

[chauncey]

Thanks for the pics GM. I don't mind clicking links but to an article with a video I have to sit through is too much for my ADHD.

I think she looks like a solid 6.5-7.0 in this pic. If she comes from money or likes to cook and clean I would consider dating.

And at OPMs comment.

 

[Gianni Verscotchie]

That's a deal breaker. I voted 4

 

[chauncey]

36% of you voted 8 or 9? 

 

[chauncey]

Great thread Mr Jessep. This has potential for some good arguing, jokes, and maybe some more pics. Much more interesting than the political and dieting threads that are clogging up page 1.

 

[General Malaise]

Boyfriend doesn't seem to care.  

Let's be honest...there's more than one of us posting right now who are married to women with TWO legs the size of her abnormal one.  I'd bet most of them would jump at a chance with the Thick Stick.

 

[tdoss]

You know she's a very thankful lover...depending on how thankful, it's possible she could earn back the deducted point.

 

[General Malaise]

Honestly, taking the abnormality away, she's very pretty, but not anything approaching an 8 or above.  She'd easily be a Portland 7 with two normal gams which translates to a Texas 6.  I'm a generous grader, considering I look like a cross between Jim Gaffigan and Casper the Ghost, but at best, I'm voting 7 even with the leg, which I could get over because again, I'm no trip to Hollywood...she'd need more than a bottle of wine to undress with me.

ETA:  No 6.5 Option/Went 7

 

[Hov34]

Waiting for Christo's response

Both his heads may explode.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Honestly, taking the abnormality away, she's very pretty, but not anything approaching an 8 or above.  She'd easily be a Portland 7

If she was in Portland she'd be arrested for constantly riding her unicycle in a circle and upsetting the other unicyclers.

 

[MikeIke]

Boyfriend doesn't seem to care.  

Let's be honest...there's more than one of us posting right now who are married to women with TWO legs the size of her abnormal one.  I'd bet most of them would jump at a chance with the Thick Stick.

How about each leg the size of two of her abnormal ones? I'm willing to overlook her slight case of elephantisis.

 

[kevzilla]

If she was in Portland she'd be arrested for constantly riding her unicycle in a circle and upsetting the other unicyclers.

You, sir, are going to Hell for that.

Save me a seat, would you? 

 

[eoMMan]

We should compare her to other "who's hottest" contestants. 

I bet she would have a leg up on the competition. 

 

[xulf]

You, sir, are going to Hell for that.

Save me a seat, would you? 

Intentional or unintentional joke on OPM being really, really, old?

 

[Parrothead]

like a threesome every night

 

[Hov34]

Boys, I suggest you tread lightly in here.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

obviously having two different sized legs or having one leg stronger than the other would not affect a unicycle's velocity or direction.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

I bet doing her doggystyle on the floor would be like doing doughnuts in a parking lot.

omfg

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

After perusing GM's bonus pics, I was going to change my vote to 7, but I see the new board doesn't allow you delete and re-vote. Neat. 

 

[psychobillies]

I still don't know how to rate her.  I would definitely bang and lord knows I've done worse, but I just cant settle on a number.  This has never happened to me before. 

 

[Dan Lambskin]

These how hot poles should just have the choices

"I'd #### her"

"I probably wouldn't #### her"

I mean who gives a #### if she's a 6 or a 7...in reality given then option I'm probably plowing anything 4 and higher

 

[SacramentoBob]

After perusing GM's bonus pics, I was going to change my vote to 7, but I see the new board doesn't allow you delete and re-vote. Neat. 

Make up your mind and stick to it.  No #####footing in our polls.

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

Make up your mind and stick to it.  No #####footing in our polls.

I changed my mind again as soon as I posted that. I've decided she just took some bad still shots. Still looks hot in the video. I'm head over unmatched heels. 

 

[Poke_4_Life]

I wonder if she's ever tried kicking w/ that big stick.  With the right form the extra weight could really make a ball fly, given she could even stand on the one small leg to swing the big one.

 

[General Malaise]

I wonder if she's ever tried kicking w/ that big stick.  With the right form the extra weight could really make a ball fly, given she could even stand on the one small leg to swing the big one.

Probably make more money doing pron.

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

does anyone opinion's change if she had that compression cast thingy on and you didn't know about her condition?  

 

[General Malaise]

does anyone opinion's change if she had that compression cast thingy on and you didn't know about her condition?  

I'd probably be curious why her compression cast looks like one of the pillars of the Acropolis....

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

I'd probably be curious why her compression cast looks like one of the pillars of the Acropolis....

well, it is holding up her sacred temple, amirite?