How long do you hold it? (#2) (1 Viewer)

[Buddy Ball 2K3]

Walked past a guy in my office who was clearly in some discomfort.

- I asked what his problem was

"I gotta drop a deuce."

- Ummm bathrooms open?

"Oh, I gotta hold it a little longer"

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[Rick James]

I don't hold it unless someone just walked in the restroom (multiple stalls). I can't let loose unless I'm completely alone.

 

[Tom Servo]

He's trying to turn the mens room into an EPA Superfund cleanup site.

 

[Guest]

I don't hold it unless someone just walked in the restroom (multiple stalls). I can't let loose unless I'm completely alone.

I don't have to be alone, but I won't poop in the middle stall of our 3.

 

[Tom Servo]

I don't hold it unless someone just walked in the restroom (multiple stalls). I can't let loose unless I'm completely alone.

I don't have to be alone, but I won't poop in the middle stall of our 3.

Eh?

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

I think he was inviting you to join him in the stall.

 

[Parrothead]

sometimes when I am on vacation I can't go for a few days

 

[Guest]

I don't hold it unless someone just walked in the restroom (multiple stalls). I can't let loose unless I'm completely alone.

I don't have to be alone, but I won't poop in the middle stall of our 3.

Eh?

We have 3 stalls. I won't use the middle one if the 2 outside stalls are occupied.

 

[Buddy Ball 2K3]

sometimes when I am on vacation I can't go for a few days

But this isn't by choice right? I mean I get holding it if you are in the car, this make sense. But holding it for ####s and giggles??

 

[mr roboto]

I don't hold it unless someone just walked in the restroom (multiple stalls). I can't let loose unless I'm completely alone.

I don't have to be alone, but I won't poop in the middle stall of our 3.

Eh?

We have 3 stalls. I won't use the middle one if the 2 outside stalls are occupied.

wat

 

[McGarnicle]

If it know it's gonna be loose, sometimes I'll let it go back up a few times to firm up a little.

 

[Parrothead]

sometimes when I am on vacation I can't go for a few days

But this isn't by choice right? I mean I get holding it if you are in the car, this make sense. But holding it for ####s and giggles??

right.. for some reason my poop mechanism shuts down for a few days, but once I'm back in the saddle I'm like clockwork

 

[TobiasFunke]

I don't hold it unless someone just walked in the restroom (multiple stalls). I can't let loose unless I'm completely alone.

I don't have to be alone, but I won't poop in the middle stall of our 3.

Me neither. I put way too much thought into choosing a stall. For example, my preferred bathroom at work has four stalls, with the handicapped stall on the wall furthest from the door and the urinals next to the stall closest to the door. So ...

H-Stall \ Stall 3 \ Stall 2 \ Stall 1 \ Urinals

What's the call here if the place is empty? I usually go for Stall 3, but sometimes I wonder if I'm not being courteous to any pooper who arrives while I'm still there and is now basically forced to use the stall next to the urinals, obviously the least desirable of the four options. If I go for the handicapped stall that opens up a second pooping option with some privacy in Stall #2, but on the off-chance a wheelchair guy needs to take a dump I'm now the jerk using his stall for no reason. It's a real dilemma.

 

[Grace Under Pressure]

People intentionally wait? wtf

 

[Buddy Ball 2K3]

Can we get back to holding it for fun? I am very curious to see if other people are doing this or do I work with a freak?

 

[VA703]

I like to wait until I know there will be an explosion. then I hover and mess the seats

 

[TobiasFunke]

Can we get back to holding it for fun? I am very curious to see if other people are doing this or do I work with a freak?

Sorry for the digression.

I like to do this for a short time but not more than a couple minutes. Like if I feel some rumblings, but I feel like waiting a bit might help firm things up and/or reduce the effort required.

 

[Super King]

If it know it's gonna be loose, sometimes I'll let it go back up a few times to firm up a little.

this

 

[fantasycurse42]

If I'm going home within the hour, I'll hold for my own bathroom, I just enjoy home base much more.

 

[Buddy Ball 2K3]

If it know it's gonna be loose, sometimes I'll let it go back up a few times to firm up a little.

this

Don't your risk the turtle headbutting your underwear?

 

[VA703]

I try to get all the fanny coughs out without messing my pants. that's when I know its pure substance in there brewin away. makes for some cloggers

 

[dickey moe]

Groundhog Day

 

[McGarnicle]

One time I went into a public men's room, it was either a Home Depot or Lowe's, and I had to go BAD. One stall was occupied. I got into the open stall as fast as I could, pants fly off, and I mean the very instant my ### hit the seat........ FLAAAWAHHHHHSPLASHSPLASHSPLASHSPLASHSPLASHFAAAAAAARRRRRRT!!!!

It was so loud, so violent, so obnoxious, that I started snickering....tried to hold in the laughter, finally just

Guy in the next stall calmly cleared his throat, flushed, and walked out quietly. I still couldn't contain my laughter for at least 10 minutes.

 

[VA703]

is it acceptable to use the womens restroom if you have explosive diarrhea and the mens is completely full

 

[Ned]

sometimes when I am on vacation I can't go for a few days

But this isn't by choice right? I mean I get holding it if you are in the car, this make sense. But holding it for ####s and giggles??

right.. for some reason my poop mechanism shuts down for a few days, but once I'm back in the saddle I'm like clockwork

I'm the same exact way, and I hate it. I have no idea why the shutdown happens, but it can be for anything that is outside of my normal daily routine. If I go away for even a day, it'll shut down.

 

[Ned]

One time I went into a public men's room, it was either a Home Depot or Lowe's, and I had to go BAD. One stall was occupied. I got into the open stall as fast as I could, pants fly off, and I mean the very instant my ### hit the seat........ FLAAAWAHHHHHSPLASHSPLASHSPLASHSPLASHSPLASHFAAAAAAARRRRRRT!!!!

It was so loud, so violent, so obnoxious, that I started snickering....tried to hold in the laughter, finally just

Guy in the next stall calmly cleared his throat, flushed, and walked out quietly. I still couldn't contain my laughter for at least 10 minutes.

I swear I heard it just now.

 

[Ramblin Wreck]

I don't hold it unless someone just walked in the restroom (multiple stalls). I can't let loose unless I'm completely alone.

I don't have to be alone, but I won't poop in the middle stall of our 3.

Eh?

We have 3 stalls. I won't use the middle one if the 2 outside stalls are occupied.

I'll walk up to the next floor because that's usually empty but the middle one is usually the cleanest one because no one ever wants to use that one.

 

[Angry Beavers]

I am in my 40's. There is nothing better than pooping and getting paid for it. I just wish I had to poop at work more often.

 

[Super King]

If it know it's gonna be loose, sometimes I'll let it go back up a few times to firm up a little.

this

Don't your risk the turtle headbutting your underwear?

not if its loose. Just need it to sit there for a few hours to absorb some of the water

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

I can hold it when circumstances require it but I don't hold it as a general rule. Under normal situations, I want it out of me as soon as possible.

 

[Buddy Ball 2K3]

If it know it's gonna be loose, sometimes I'll let it go back up a few times to firm up a little.

this

Don't your risk the turtle headbutting your underwear?

not if its loose. Just need it to sit there for a few hours to absorb some of the water

Wait... when loose poop absorbs water it gets firmer? :mindblown:

 

[Tom Servo]

I can hold it when circumstances require it but I don't hold it as a general rule. Under normal situations, I want it out of me as soon as possible.

That's what she said?

 

[Osaurus]

Any blow O rings in here?

 

[jon_mx]

You gotta know when to hold em. Know when to fold them. Know when to walk away. And most importantly, know when to run.

 

[Super King]

If it know it's gonna be loose, sometimes I'll let it go back up a few times to firm up a little.

this

Don't your risk the turtle headbutting your underwear?

not if its loose. Just need it to sit there for a few hours to absorb some of the water

Wait... when loose poop absorbs water it gets firmer? :mindblown:

lol. No. You lower intestine will absorb excess water out of your poop.

 

[Godsbrother]

I carry it in a box if I need to hold it for a long time -- much easier though it does tend to draw flies in the summer.

 

[Rick James]

think Dentist is rubbing one out to this thread?

 

[johnnycakes]

think Dentist is rubbing one out to this thread?

Is there any discussion of saving money here?

 

[chauncey]

is it acceptable to use the womens restroom if you have explosive diarrhea and the mens is completely full

Of course it is.

 

[AAABatteries]

Soak the Walls

 

[VA703]

is it acceptable to use the womens restroom if you have explosive diarrhea and the mens is completely full

Of course it is.

once inside im assuming you can make yourself at home and lounge

 

[Guest]

I don't hold it unless someone just walked in the restroom (multiple stalls). I can't let loose unless I'm completely alone.

I don't have to be alone, but I won't poop in the middle stall of our 3.

Me neither. I put way too much thought into choosing a stall. For example, my preferred bathroom at work has four stalls, with the handicapped stall on the wall furthest from the door and the urinals next to the stall closest to the door. So ...

H-Stall \ Stall 3 \ Stall 2 \ Stall 1 \ Urinals

What's the call here if the place is empty? I usually go for Stall 3, but sometimes I wonder if I'm not being courteous to any pooper who arrives while I'm still there and is now basically forced to use the stall next to the urinals, obviously the least desirable of the four options. If I go for the handicapped stall that opens up a second pooping option with some privacy in Stall #2, but on the off-chance a wheelchair guy needs to take a dump I'm now the jerk using his stall for no reason. It's a real dilemma.

Our handicap accessible stall is closest to the wall and farthest from the door. It's like they had a bunch of room left over so made it all into a h-stall. It's bigger than some apartments I've lived in. That is always my #1 choice. One of my simple morning pleasures is walking into the bathroom, seeing that stall open and freshly restocked with TP. From then on, I know it's going to be a good day.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Until it slides through my fingers

 

[jon_mx]

We have no handicap people in our building, but it is usually the one occupied.

 

[El Floppo]

If I'm going home within the hour, I'll hold for my own bathroom, I just enjoy home base much more.

I do the same, depending on the state of things.

 

[Osaurus]

If I'm going home within the hour, I'll hold for my own bathroom, I just enjoy home base much more.

I do the same, depending on the state of things.

Same here...nothing beats home field advantage, but if something is impending, I won't wait.

 

[Guest]

If I'm going home within the hour, I'll hold for my own bathroom, I just enjoy home base much more.

I do the same, depending on the state of things.

Same here...nothing beats home field advantage, but if something is impending, I won't wait.

I wait to poop until I get to work. Getting paid to poop is awesome.

 

[Apple Jack]

I'M TOUCHING CLOTH HERE

 

[AAABatteries]

If I'm going home within the hour, I'll hold for my own bathroom, I just enjoy home base much more.

I do the same, depending on the state of things.

Same here...nothing beats home field advantage, but if something is impending, I won't wait.

Not me - other than friends/familys bathrooms the only ones I will use is home and work. I basically refuse to use any public restroom unless it's an absolute emergency.

 

[Tom Servo]

I don't hold it unless someone just walked in the restroom (multiple stalls). I can't let loose unless I'm completely alone.

I don't have to be alone, but I won't poop in the middle stall of our 3.

Me neither. I put way too much thought into choosing a stall. For example, my preferred bathroom at work has four stalls, with the handicapped stall on the wall furthest from the door and the urinals next to the stall closest to the door. So ...

H-Stall \ Stall 3 \ Stall 2 \ Stall 1 \ Urinals

What's the call here if the place is empty? I usually go for Stall 3, but sometimes I wonder if I'm not being courteous to any pooper who arrives while I'm still there and is now basically forced to use the stall next to the urinals, obviously the least desirable of the four options. If I go for the handicapped stall that opens up a second pooping option with some privacy in Stall #2, but on the off-chance a wheelchair guy needs to take a dump I'm now the jerk using his stall for no reason. It's a real dilemma.

Our handicap accessible stall is closest to the wall and farthest from the door. It's like they had a bunch of room left over so made it all into a h-stall. It's bigger than some apartments I've lived in. That is always my #1 choice. One of my simple morning pleasures is walking into the bathroom, seeing that stall open and freshly restocked with TP. From then on, I know it's going to be a good day.

Need lots of room to lay that cable.