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If this goes even 2 pages, cursecurse will shart himself.

 

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Oops

 

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Forget our individual stats here aggregated and compliled for whatever reason Joe B and Company need the metadata for, let's look at Alexa, and a real, true "money" stat, shall we?

http://www.alexa.com/siteinfo/footballguys.com

If you scroll down and look at gender, it's pretty fair to say FBG is a "sausage fest". Which is a good thing, being that there is another offshoot board in :e: that is also a meth sweat and mustache "PnP" fueled sausage fest. What this means is that those who are on both boards can't get enough sausage.

How is this money? It's all in the stats. Joe B is making a killing off of sausage, and I don't mean in the smoked BBQ sense either. Dudes love to eat meat, even in the metaphorical sense. If not here, they will start a board like :e:. It's the insaitable appetite of dudes who love sausage that's the driver here.

 

[SproutDaddy]

Well, this turned out to be a great idea.

 

[drummer]

Well, this turned out to be a great idea.

Great ideas are always imagined first.

 

[Alonzo Mosely]

lol

• Active Posts304
• Profile Views1,200

 

[drummer]

lol

• Active Posts304
• Profile Views1,200

That's actually good.

ETA: bear in mind, "Sausage Driver", no offense.

If this were a dating site, you'd be off the charts.

 

[drummer]

I don't get FBG emails, but do they send a notification, like "fantasycurse, Limp Ditka, and McGarnicle just read your profile! Click here and log in!", like dating sites do? Just askin'.

 

[Porkchop Sandwich]

Weird.

 

[drummer]

Weird.

What would be a good measure is if you stop posting for a month, and see how many profile views you get. But the first thing is you not posting for a month.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Do my stats next! Do my stats next!

 

[Limp Ditka]

BTW, everybody knows that how you rate here is when you make a list on gh:e:y broads. I've made a few meself.

Now there are cookies and lesbians involved?

It's your party, and you can cry if ya wanna.

My interest in you is waning and we all know how important you think interest is.

I have an 18 pack of PBR, cranking Devo Are We Not Men?

Reading your post with "Mongoloid" playing is just perfect.

PBR?

:changeschannel:

 

[AAABatteries]

I'm amazed how people GAF about this.

Well, not really.

You have 1/3 of the posts in a 60 post thread but it's other people who GAF and not you?

 

[McGarnicle]

Love the ignore function, but I still wish it was more robust. No notifications that the post is even there, and erase any quoted text too.

 

[Johnny Rock]

Let's get back on topic here. Who here accidentally clicks on a profile then quickly hits the back button even though you know it's already logged? I didn't mean to do that!

 

[drummer]

I'm amazed how people GAF about this.

Well, not really.

You have 1/3 of the posts in a 60 post thread but it's other people who GAF and not you?

I'm rolling the Big Dial bubba. I'm trying to help someone win a washing machine.

 

[Bucky86]

Poop

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Profile Views 27,181

A lot of freaking nosy people in here.