Captain Cranks
Footballguy
I've got quite a few I dish out from time to time.
1. After someone says, "Maybe" when I ask them to do something, I tell them, "you can and you will."
2. I wish my brother Happy Festivus each year.
3. My buddy said his wife likes to bake, so I asked if she makes a mean "chocolate bobka".
4. "You double-dipped the chip."
5. Whenever I make a reference to someone being gay, gotta throw in "NTTAWWT."
6. "Giddy-up."
7. Whenever there's a discussion about dentistry, I find a way to call someone a "rabid anti-dentite".
8. "That's not gonna be good for anyone."
9. When I don't like what you have to say, "No soup for you."
10. Of course, the ultimate de-stresser, "Serenity Now!"
1. After someone says, "Maybe" when I ask them to do something, I tell them, "you can and you will."
2. I wish my brother Happy Festivus each year.
3. My buddy said his wife likes to bake, so I asked if she makes a mean "chocolate bobka".
4. "You double-dipped the chip."
5. Whenever I make a reference to someone being gay, gotta throw in "NTTAWWT."
6. "Giddy-up."
7. Whenever there's a discussion about dentistry, I find a way to call someone a "rabid anti-dentite".
8. "That's not gonna be good for anyone."
9. When I don't like what you have to say, "No soup for you."
10. Of course, the ultimate de-stresser, "Serenity Now!"
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