How often do you masturbate? (1 Viewer)

[gbill2004]

How often?

 

[El Floppo]

real question is how often DON'T I masturbate.

 

[otb_lifer]

remember the kid Williams in "Heaven Help Us"? 

moar. 

 

[wikkidpissah]

real question is how often DON'T I masturbate.

I've been unmasturbating ever since GM suggested it and i still havent got back to Tuesday.

 

[Jaysus]

1 to 19 times per week

 

[The General]

Left or right handed?

 

[Bucky86]

I'm masturbating right now

 

[otb_lifer]

I'm masturbating right now

well,i wasn't ... but now I am

 

[AAABatteries]

8 times

per hour 

 

[need2know]

I don't keep score

 

[Grace Under Pressure]

:IBTL:

 

[wikkidpissah]

!

 

[Sinn Fein]

Lets just say, I never get tired of winning...

 

[Caesar]

This is a loaded question. 

 

[mquinnjr]

I'm masturbating right now

The :cstu: in your avatar is a trigger. 

BRB

 

[Don't Noonan]

This confirms it.  gbill2004 is fantasycurse24.  

 

[The_Man]

Depends on what the ladies on the local morning TV news are wearing.

Could range from 0-3 times per "Traffic and Weather on the 1s" segment

 

[tri-man 47]

Depends on what the ladies on the local morning TV news are wearing.

Could range from 0-3 times per "Traffic and Weather on the 1s" segment

Hell, the ladies on the morning radio shows can get me going.

 

[Limp Ditka]

How often?

Depends on how busy your mom is.

 

[saintfool]

never enough.

 

[E Street Brat]

Let's hear from the chronics 

Techniques? Toys? 

 

[wikkidpissah]

Me ol' dad - 91 years perv - still does it. I am science-fair proud of the ol' bird

 

[RokNRole]

1-3 times daily

 

[Galileo]

What...no pole?

 

[PlasmaDogPlasma]

What...no pole?

If you do it right there is.

 

[sports_fan]

Depends on how bad traffic is on my commute

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

remember the kid Williams in "Heaven Help Us"? 

moar. 

Rooney: [Standing in line for confession] Hey, Williams, you got your list? 

Williams: Oh, yeah. 

Rooney: Let's have a look. 

[Reading Williams' list]

Rooney: Jesus! You got here you jerked off 168 times? And it's been one month since your last confession? That's an average of... 

Williams: 5.6 times a day. 

Rooney: Oh, my God, you can't tell him that. He'll cut your balls off.

 

[captain_amazing]

My wife and I call it taking a nap.

she takes lots of naps 

 

[otb_lifer]

Rooney: [Standing in line for confession] Hey, Williams, you got your list? 

Williams: Oh, yeah. 

Rooney: Let's have a look. 

[Reading Williams' list]

Rooney: Jesus! You got here you jerked off 168 times? And it's been one month since your last confession? That's an average of... 

Williams: 5.6 times a day. 

Rooney: Oh, my God, you can't tell him that. He'll cut your balls off.

such an under rated gem of a flick, and - speaking from first hand experience (NYC Catholic/Jesuit H.S.) - it was spot the eff on 

 

[Snickers]

Feels more like stretching taffy these days

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Til I'm just blowing c**k farts.

 

[gbill2004]

Depends on how bad traffic is on my commute

You masturbate while driving?

 

[captain_amazing]

You masturbate while driving?

10 and 6

 

[sports_fan]

You masturbate while driving?

If you can't beat traffic at least you can beat off in traffic 

 

[otb_lifer]

You masturbate while driving?

when flaccid, i chuck it out the passenger side window so's it can gets some air 

 

[Man of Constant Sorrow]

You masturbate while driving?

when flaccid, i chuck it out the passenger side window so's it can gets some air 

And people wonder why I wear a full face helmet when riding...

IRT original question...let's just say that I can count on both hands.

 

[PIK95]

Alone?

 

[rockaction]

Til I'm just blowing c**k farts.

This is the answer. Had a girlfriend back in the day that didn't know when was when.

Ugh, the Bills-Giants SB got ugly.

 

[Aerial Assault]

Looks like the usual suspects have this thread firmly in hand.

 

[otb_lifer]

Looks like the usual suspects have this thread firmly in hand.

i was just gonna cum here to post similar!

 

[Gachi]

Once or twice a day most of the time. When I'm busy the number goes down of course. 

One time I did it 7 times in one day. I was in middle school and it was still relatively "new" to me. I was very sore that day, needless to say. 

 

[Mookie]

In the future (NSFWish?)

 

[Aerial Assault]

i was just gonna cum here to post similar!

Get a grip. 

 

[PIK95]

I take a hands off approach myself.

 

[Shaft41]

It goes in spurts.  

 

[Leroy Hoard]

This thread needs a theme song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIX_6EVf7pI

 

[Pickle Rody]

Not nearly enough....

 

[In The Zone]

Masturbate? I can wash my #### as fast and as often as I want to thank you very much.

 

[gbill2004]

Fun Friday!!