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[Quint]

Angled brush, bro. 

Helps about [  ] this much.

painting = BOOOOOOOOO

 

[shuke]

Dumbest move ever to shut that down. It was relevant as a beverage while that was going on. 

Who shot what down now?

 

[boom king]

I have never changed the radio station while it's playing an REO Speedwagon song. 

We have a rule like that, but with Pearl Jam. 

 

[AAABatteries]

I am a hermaphrodite. So, when people tell me to go copulate with myself, I smirk and think, "I just might."

For reals?  You should do a AMA if you are willing.

 

[elguapo07]

I used to make phony posts/edits to Wikipedia pages - usually of the hometown or alma mater of a buddy in the notable people section with some fictitious backstory about said friend. Once it was on Wiki I would forward the link to a group of buddies.  Of course I was never able to validate any of my edits and the internet police caught up and banned my IP address, too bad as I was getting really good at it  

 

[ProstheticRGK]

For reals?  You should do a AMA if you are willing.

No, not for reals. When I get really tired rando stuff pops in my head that's really funny- to me. Sorry to any hermaphrodites for implying there was any reason to feel shame for being born with both sets of genitals.

 

[jhib]

I usually only wash my hands after using the bathroom if someone I may run into again is also in there.

Dude. Gross. Come on, how hard is it to wash your hands? This is something you should be ashamed to admit.

Why do you even need soap?

 

[Henry Ford]

I drink Trader Joe’s or Costco brand liquor and (boxed) white wine when I want to get drunk.  I used to be a serious wine connoisseur and I just don’t care anymore. People who knew me 20 years ago get seriously freaked out by it and sort of assume I’m a homeless hobo now when they find out what I’m drinking.  

 

[Binky The Doormat]

I used to make phony posts/edits to Wikipedia pages - usually of the hometown or alma mater of a buddy in the notable people section with some fictitious backstory about said friend. Once it was on Wiki I would forward the link to a group of buddies.  Of course I was never able to validate any of my edits and the internet police caught up and banned my IP address, too bad as I was getting really good at it  

this is horrible  ...would be cool if you took it down in a couple of days though, could really mess somebody up these days.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

I drink Trader Joe’s or Costco brand liquor and (boxed) white wine when I want to get drunk.  I used to be a serious wine connoisseur and I just don’t care anymore. People who knew me 20 years ago get seriously freaked out by it and sort of assume I’m a homeless hobo now when they find out what I’m drinking.  

I do the same with any kind of mixed drink, it's a waste of money that  I can repurpose towards other vices.

 

[ragincajun]

That I have a sinus infection right now so to clear my sinuses my wife bought me  This since apparently the girl at whatever store said “it would open my sinuses up”.  I am not going to lie it was awesome, however once I got out I was covered in glitter.

 

[ragincajun]

.....and I have used her “It’s Raining Men” shower crap and it is also awesome.

 

[Chemical X]

That I have a sinus infection right now so to clear my sinuses my wife bought me  This since apparently the girl at whatever store said “it would open my sinuses up”.  I am not going to lie it was awesome, however once I got out I was covered in glitter.

neti pot and prednisone down?

 

[Chemical X]

.....i have a crush on camilla cabello.  but, i assume if i tried to talk to her, my voice would sound like peter brady.

 

[Christo]

I drink Trader Joe’s or Costco brand liquor and (boxed) white wine when I want to get drunk.  I used to be a serious wine connoisseur and I just don’t care anymore. People who knew me 20 years ago get seriously freaked out by it and sort of assume I’m a homeless hobo now when they find out what I’m drinking.  

Sounds like my Dad. All he drinks these days is Beringer 

 

[Binky The Doormat]

neti pot and prednisone down?

#### that ...behind the counter Sudafed and vodka.  You'll be up at 5 am telling your friends they are ####### for going to bed.

but you can breathe like a mother ####er baby ...like a mother ####er. 

 

[Corporation]

I think the Golden Girls are hilarious and will watch it with my wife if she has it on

 

[facook]

I still kiss my 78 year old dad on the cheek when our visit is over.  Mom too, but dad seems more rare these days.  My son and I kiss each other's cheek as well, and I hope he's never too old to stop. 

 

[Binky The Doormat]

I still kiss my 78 year old dad on the cheek when our visit is over.  Mom too, but dad seems more rare these days.  My son and I kiss each other's cheek as well, and I hope he's never too old to stop. 

every damn day man (son) ...my dad isn't around anymore.  

 

[Poke_4_Life]

I enjoy musicals (Broadway).  My wife thinks I only tolerate them, so we have season tickets at a local place and I know I'm guaranteed a dot after each show.

 

[parasaurolophus]

#### that ...behind the counter Sudafed and vodka.  You'll be up at 5 am telling your friends they are ####### for going to bed.

but you can breathe like a mother ####er baby ...like a mother ####er. 

If I can add a tip to this instead of behind the counter sudafed. Go with behind the counter mucinex-d. The sudafed can dry you out too much and actually lead to a nasty sinus infection. I believe it is still the same amount of pseudoephedrine. 

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

My typically smartass, eye-rolling 16yo daughter made a Facebook post about me earlier this week. About how, since her mom passed away in the Spring, she looked to me and drew strength from me on how I handled things when my own father passed away last spring. She included several fun pictures of us and told me she loved me and appreciated me. Not going to lie, I sat in my office and squalled my eyes out for a bit. 

 

[Poke_4_Life]

My typically smartass, eye-rolling 16yo daughter made a Facebook post about me earlier this week. About how, since her mom passed away in the Spring, she looked to me and drew strength from me on how I handled things when my own father passed away last spring. She included several fun pictures of us and told me she loved me and appreciated me. Not going to lie, I sat in my office and squalled my eyes out for a bit. 

What is she trying to get away with?  Or bribing you for?

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

What is she trying to get away with?  Or bribing you for?

we shall see