I cant stand my girlfriends mothers cooking (1 Viewer)

[FigJam]

Interesting... Whats the time from your parents basement to your GF's parents kitchen table?

 

[MC Gas Money]

Ask for the 20% you don't hate, and compliment her for it. Refuse the 80% you hate. And don't be so passive.

Im just trying to play it real smooth because I dont think the parents think much of me

 

[MC Gas Money]

Interesting... Whats the time from your parents basement to your GF's parents kitchen table?

I dont live with my parents

 

[ntz08]

this is ridiculous

 

[MC Gas Money]

So this is the alias of that mentally unstable death metal wannabe singer kid who got run out of here earlier this year, right?

No but im a good friend of his if you have any questions.

He misses you guys a lot.

 

[irish eyes]

Ask for the 20% you don't hate, and compliment her for it. Refuse the 80% you hate. And don't be so passive.

Im just trying to play it real smooth because I dont think the parents think much of me

Wait, they don't think much of you?? Don't they realize they have a 30 yr old child still living at home..geeesh man.

 

[MC Gas Money]

Ask for the 20% you don't hate, and compliment her for it. Refuse the 80% you hate. And don't be so passive.

Im just trying to play it real smooth because I dont think the parents think much of me

Wait, they don't think much of you?? Don't they realize they have a 30 yr old child still living at home..geeesh man.

Her dad brings it up when they argue but they never asked her to move out.

 

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So this is the alias of that mentally unstable death metal wannabe singer kid who got run out of here earlier this year, right?

No but im a good friend of his if you have any questions.

He misses you guys a lot.

So, yes, then.

 

[MC Gas Money]

So this is the alias of that mentally unstable death metal wannabe singer kid who got run out of here earlier this year, right?

No but im a good friend of his if you have any questions.He misses you guys a lot.

So, yes, then.

I said I know him very well. That is all.Btw he wasbt run out he asked to be removed. There is a difference.

 

[Andy Dufresne]

Ask for the 20% you don't hate, and compliment her for it. Refuse the 80% you hate. And don't be so passive.

Im just trying to play it real smooth because I dont think the parents think much of me

Wait, they don't think much of you?? Don't they realize they have a 30 yr old child still living at home..geeesh man.

Her dad brings it up when they argue but they never asked her to move out.

Has she ever TRIED living on her own?

 

[MC Gas Money]

Ask for the 20% you don't hate, and compliment her for it. Refuse the 80% you hate. And don't be so passive.

Im just trying to play it real smooth because I dont think the parents think much of me

Wait, they don't think much of you?? Don't they realize they have a 30 yr old child still living at home..geeesh man.

Her dad brings it up when they argue but they never asked her to move out.

Has she ever TRIED living on her own?

No. She cant afford it and figured she would have gotten married before 30

 

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No. She cant afford it and figured she would have gotten married before 30

What is it you two ####### do that you can't collectively afford fast casual dining or moving out from under mom & dad's roof in your thirties?

 

[MC Gas Money]

No. She cant afford it and figured she would have gotten married before 30

What is it you two ####### do that you can't collectively afford fast casual dining or moving out from under mom & dad's roof in your thirties?

She is just a receptionist.I havent wirked full time in a while. I have a job driving a tow truck lined up I just have to go down to consumer affairs next month and pay the license fee

And I dont live with my parents. Only she does

 

[TheIronSheik]

Im 30 and so is she.

Yeah she lives with her parents and we are planning to get a place together as soon as we can.

/thread

Her parents own a home. Why would she move out if she didnt have to?

Wait. My parents own a home. Now I feel like a sucker paying for my own place.

 

[Andy Dufresne]

Since this can't be real...

Please...PLEASE... in the name of Western Civilization...

Do not procreate.

 

[GOB]

I dont want to eat anything this woman makes.

Is your gf adopted? Because if not, that is just being selfish, buddy.

 

[MC Gas Money]

Since this can't be real...

Please...PLEASE... in the name of Western Civilization...

Do not procreate.

It is real but I have no plans to procreate.

What is so unreal about poverty? Am I on BeverlyHillsGuys.com?

 

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No. She cant afford it and figured she would have gotten married before 30

What is it you two ####### do that you can't collectively afford fast casual dining or moving out from under mom & dad's roof in your thirties?

And I dont live with my parents. Only she does

You effectively are under her mom & dad's roof if you're staying there multiple nights a week.

 

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Im 30 and so is she.

Yeah she lives with her parents and we are planning to get a place together as soon as we can.

/thread

Her parents own a home. Why would she move out if she didnt have to?

Wait. My parents own a home. Now I feel like a sucker paying for my own place.

Why does ANYONE ever move out!

Deadbeat kids unite!!!

 

[MC Gas Money]

Im 30 and so is she.

Yeah she lives with her parents and we are planning to get a place together as soon as we can.

/thread

Her parents own a home. Why would she move out if she didnt have to?

Wait. My parents own a home. Now I feel like a sucker paying for my own place.

If you are single and they dont cramp your style than yeah.

But you are a family man arent you?

 

[Andy Dufresne]

Since this can't be real...

Please...PLEASE... in the name of Western Civilization...

Do not procreate.

It is real but I have no plans to procreate.

What is so unreal about poverty? Am I on BeverlyHillsGuys.com?

Where are you posting from? The library?

 

[[icon]]

So how's the band going?

 

[MC Gas Money]

No. She cant afford it and figured she would have gotten married before 30

What is it you two ####### do that you can't collectively afford fast casual dining or moving out from under mom & dad's roof in your thirties?

And I dont live with my parents. Only she does

You effectively are under her mom & dad's roof if you're staying there multiple nights a week.

I visit weekends pal. I dont live there

 

[MC Gas Money]

Since this can't be real...

Please...PLEASE... in the name of Western Civilization...

Do not procreate.

It is real but I have no plans to procreate.What is so unreal about poverty? Am I on BeverlyHillsGuys.com?

Where are you posting from? The library?

Phone

 

[TheIronSheik]

So this is the alias of that mentally unstable death metal wannabe singer kid who got run out of here earlier this year, right?

No but im a good friend of his if you have any questions.

He misses you guys a lot.

So, yes, then.

HFS! You totally nailed it!

 

[Andy Dufresne]

Since this can't be real...

Please...PLEASE... in the name of Western Civilization...

Do not procreate.

It is real but I have no plans to procreate.What is so unreal about poverty? Am I on BeverlyHillsGuys.com?

Where are you posting from? The library?

Phone

You live in poverty but pay for a smartphone?

 

[[icon]]

No. She cant afford it and figured she would have gotten married before 30

What is it you two ####### do that you can't collectively afford fast casual dining or moving out from under mom & dad's roof in your thirties?

And I dont live with my parents. Only she does

You effectively are under her mom & dad's roof if you're staying there multiple nights a week.

I visit weekends pal. I dont live there

Keep telling yourself that chief. Until you can afford to put a roof over your heads when you're together, you are living under her parents roof... in your 30s.... get your #### together dude.

 

[TheIronSheik]

So how's the band going?

Wasn't he trying to get a job as a truck driver, too? Now this guy, his "friend" (wink, wink), is a truck driver as well?

I feel like you should get 1000 points in the game of FFA.

 

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Where are you posting from? The library?

Phone

You live in poverty but pay for a smartphone?

So this is the alias of that mentally unstable death metal wannabe singer kid who got run out of here earlier this year, right?

No but im a good friend of his if you have any questions.

He misses you guys a lot.

So, yes, then.

HFS! You totally nailed it!

Is this the same GF who had a bunch of "black dudes" run a train on her, or a new one?

 

[MC Gas Money]

So how's the band going?

My friend isnt in that band anymore. The new guy is god awful and they are making a rep as the worst local band around.

His ex wife had another baby on may 15 wuth a heroin dealer that left her two weeks later.

Hes been doing well and enjoying watching those people crumble around him.

 

[TheIronSheik]

Eat modest amounts, choke it down and be polite.

Make sure and host as many holiday meals as possible (if you or girlfriend like cooking ...).

OR have holiday meals out if possible.

Keep your mouth shut.

I like to cook but I cant there. I bring small snacks for myself if im spending a couple days.Eating out is not an option

Wait... you're 30 years old and spending several days in a row with your GF at her mommy and daddy's house? It's bad enough but understandable that a 30yo woman would be living with her folks. It's assinine that you would stay there for multiple nights.

My current GF lived 2 hours away when we first started dating. When I would visit her family, I would get a hotel room even if it was only for one night. It what a grown ### man should do.

And why is dining out not an option? Shoot the lock off your wallet and take her family to dinner, dude. You're 30. This shouldn't be difficult.

Mine lives 2 hours away and not everyone can afford hotel rooms and restaurants

Poor people should not have girlfriends who live 2 hours away.

 

[MC Gas Money]

Where are you posting from? The library?

Phone

You live in poverty but pay for a smartphone?

So this is the alias of that mentally unstable death metal wannabe singer kid who got run out of here earlier this year, right?

No but im a good friend of his if you have any questions.He misses you guys a lot.

So, yes, then.

HFS! You totally nailed it!

Is this the same GF who had a bunch of "black dudes" run a train on her, or a new one?

That was a girl from over 15 years ago. Pay attention

 

[MC Gas Money]

Eat modest amounts, choke it down and be polite.

Make sure and host as many holiday meals as possible (if you or girlfriend like cooking ...).

OR have holiday meals out if possible.

Keep your mouth shut.

I like to cook but I cant there. I bring small snacks for myself if im spending a couple days.Eating out is not an option

Wait... you're 30 years old and spending several days in a row with your GF at her mommy and daddy's house? It's bad enough but understandable that a 30yo woman would be living with her folks. It's assinine that you would stay there for multiple nights.

My current GF lived 2 hours away when we first started dating. When I would visit her family, I would get a hotel room even if it was only for one night. It what a grown ### man should do.

And why is dining out not an option? Shoot the lock off your wallet and take her family to dinner, dude. You're 30. This shouldn't be difficult.

Mine lives 2 hours away and not everyone can afford hotel rooms and restaurants

Poor people should not have girlfriends who live 2 hours away.

Its a big city. We manage

 

[MC Gas Money]

So how's the band going?

Wasn't he trying to get a job as a truck driver, too? Now this guy, his "friend" (wink, wink), is a truck driver as well? I feel like you should get 1000 points in the game of FFA.

We met in driving school

 

[MC Gas Money]

Since this can't be real...

Please...PLEASE... in the name of Western Civilization...

Do not procreate.

It is real but I have no plans to procreate.What is so unreal about poverty? Am I on BeverlyHillsGuys.com?

Where are you posting from? The library?

Phone

You live in poverty but pay for a smartphone?

You can get a smartphone for under $50. They dont really make dumbphones anymore.

 

[TheIronSheik]

So how's the band going?

Wasn't he trying to get a job as a truck driver, too? Now this guy, his "friend" (wink, wink), is a truck driver as well? I feel like you should get 1000 points in the game of FFA.

We met in driving school

Right. And he was like, "Hey. You should go on this site that I got run off from. The people there were super nice to me and I'm sure they'd be the same to you."

 

[TheIronSheik]

Since this can't be real...

Please...PLEASE... in the name of Western Civilization...

Do not procreate.

It is real but I have no plans to procreate.What is so unreal about poverty? Am I on BeverlyHillsGuys.com?

Where are you posting from? The library?

Phone

You live in poverty but pay for a smartphone?

You can get a smartphone for under $50. They dont really make dumbphones anymore.

What do you pay a month for it?

 

[MC Gas Money]

So how's the band going?

Wasn't he trying to get a job as a truck driver, too? Now this guy, his "friend" (wink, wink), is a truck driver as well? I feel like you should get 1000 points in the game of FFA.

We met in driving school

Right. And he was like, "Hey. You should go on this site that I got run off from. The people there were super nice to me and I'm sure they'd be the same to you."

Not in those words but he did reccomend it.

Its been snoozeville in here since he left. He will come back if you want but he needs the keys to his account back

 

[MC Gas Money]

Since this can't be real...

Please...PLEASE... in the name of Western Civilization...

Do not procreate.

It is real but I have no plans to procreate.What is so unreal about poverty? Am I on BeverlyHillsGuys.com?

Where are you posting from? The library?

Phone

You live in poverty but pay for a smartphone?

You can get a smartphone for under $50. They dont really make dumbphones anymore.

What do you pay a month for it?

40

 

[Paulymaggs]

I dont want to eat anything this woman makes.

Might be a problem in the whole relationship thing.

I love my gf. I cant leave her because I hate her mothers cooking.

JERRY!!!!!!!!!!!! JERRY!!!!!!!!!!! JERRY!!!!!!!!! JERRY!!!!!!

 

[UniAlias]

Pee in a gallon jug and leave it out in their kitchen.

 

[MC Gas Money]

Pee in a gallon jug and leave it out in their kitchen.

I would only do that to another poor person.

 

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Pee in a gallon jug and leave it out in their kitchen. refrigerator.

 

[zoonation]

This is going 50+ for sure.

OP - how many roommates do you have? Trucker buddy and at least one more, i suspect.

 

[MC Gas Money]

This is going 50+ for sure.

OP - how many roommates do you have? Trucker buddy and at least one more, i suspect.

I dont live with trucker buddy.

He had a roommate fot a month and a half. The guy was fresh out of rehab so he gave him heroin and coke and 2 weeks later he was off to rehab again so he has the room back to himself

 

[[icon]]

So how much weed do you smoke per day, on average?

 

[[icon]]

This is going 50+ for sure.

OP - how many roommates do you have? Trucker buddy and at least one more, i suspect.

I dont live with trucker buddy.

He had a roommate fot a month and a half. The guy was fresh out of rehab so he gave him heroin and coke and 2 weeks later he was off to rehab again so he has the room back to himself

So you guys live in a halfway house then? Now I understand why you skip town to mooch from the GF's mommy and daddy on weekends.

 

[matttyl]

Since this can't be real...

Please...PLEASE... in the name of Western Civilization...

Do not procreate.

It is real but I have no plans to procreate.What is so unreal about poverty? Am I on BeverlyHillsGuys.com?

Where are you posting from? The library?

Phone

You live in poverty but pay for a smartphone?

He said in another thread that people wouldn't survive without their smartphones. Don't take his away....

 

[MC Gas Money]

This is going 50+ for sure.

OP - how many roommates do you have? Trucker buddy and at least one more, i suspect.

I dont live with trucker buddy.He had a roommate fot a month and a half. The guy was fresh out of rehab so he gave him heroin and coke and 2 weeks later he was off to rehab again so he has the room back to himself

So you guys live in a halfway house then?

Something like that. My buddy and I dont do any drugs anymore

 

[MC Gas Money]

I dont mooch

I dont even want to eat there. Im invited.