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This is the unfortunate part of being well informed before your draft.There is a always a very compelling reason not to draft any player.The more you know, the less enthused you become about everyone.Last year I was a guppie and excited about a lot of different players.This year i'm back to doing intense research about the players... and I hate them all now.Every player I pick I'll be like "well.. he's injury prone, already injured, or his offense is going to hell this year"Portis = hurt, WAS traded for Duckett who may steal all the TDJackson = already has a heel problemS. Smith = "might" be ready for Week OneLJ = the issues have been discussed ad nauseumI'm drafting Rudi Johnson #1
This is my 6th year of playing fantasy football in a serious way. I can't recall liking fewer players in the 1st round. At this stage, I would be happy to draft:LTSATikiRudiAnd that's about it. Everyone else gives me a sick feeling in my stomach.My draft is this Saturday. I need a drink.This is the unfortunate part of being well informed before your draft.There is a always a very compelling reason not to draft any player.The more you know, the less enthused you become about everyone.Last year I was a guppie and excited about a lot of different players.This year i'm back to doing intense research about the players... and I hate them all now.Every player I pick I'll be like "well.. he's injury prone, already injured, or his offense is going to hell this year"Portis = hurt, WAS traded for Duckett who may steal all the TDJackson = already has a heel problemS. Smith = "might" be ready for Week OneLJ = the issues have been discussed ad nauseumI'm drafting Rudi Johnson #1
i'm in my 10th year of ffl...the first 5-6 seasons i reserached hard... then i got disappointed when i started disliking nearly all the players.then i started donking it up and actually enjoyed the game more... this year i'm back to taking it seriously... and i hate all the players again...Too much info?This is my 6th year of playing fantasy football in a serious way. I can't recall liking fewer players in the 1st round. At this stage, I would be happy to draft:LTSATikiRudiAnd that's about it. Everyone else gives me a sick feeling in my stomach.My draft is this Saturday. I need a drink.This is the unfortunate part of being well informed before your draft.There is a always a very compelling reason not to draft any player.The more you know, the less enthused you become about everyone.Last year I was a guppie and excited about a lot of different players.This year i'm back to doing intense research about the players... and I hate them all now.Every player I pick I'll be like "well.. he's injury prone, already injured, or his offense is going to hell this year"Portis = hurt, WAS traded for Duckett who may steal all the TDJackson = already has a heel problemS. Smith = "might" be ready for Week OneLJ = the issues have been discussed ad nauseumI'm drafting Rudi Johnson #1
True, but that doesn't make me feel any better about likely having to hold my nose and draft Cadillac, Ronnie, Edge, etc, etc. Hopefully the FF gods will smile on me on draft day and I will draw a top 4 pickIf you understand and can quantify the negatives of each player then you are already ahead of the game.
please use this word in another sentence.
DONK.
i was thinking of something longer, like:"i can't believe this donker said that."
Instacall.my man otis said:
If you're talking about how to lose 10k at poker, I'd understand...
My assistant was donking it up this morning when she mixed my filling material wrong, and unfortunately for the patient, I had to do it over.The next time she mixes it wrong, I'm going to utter an audible "hee-haw" to let her know she's being a donk.my man otis said:
How about "Otis and Righetti need to quit doinking each other in public"
While I think you're being a bit knee-jerk, I don't disagree with the premise of this thread. 50% of fantasy first-rounders bust. It's a simple fact of life. The conversion rate for very high picks (top 3, especially) is historically *MUCH* higher (and therefore if you have a top-3 pick, keep it), but outside of that, you're more likely to draft a bust than a stud. Why not trade out of the first and stockpile darts to throw at the board in later rounds?Portis = hurt, WAS traded for Duckett who may steal all the TDJackson = already has a heel problemS. Smith = "might" be ready for Week OneLJ = the issues have been discussed ad nauseumI'm drafting Rudi Johnson #1
you know what.. i guess you're right.. . poor analogy hereDentist said:Wouldn't this be more accurate if she mixed your filling material wrong but had improbably luck and it ended up actually being perfectly fine?
Quite possibly the shortest hilarious sentence I've ever read! Donking funny.
