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I got a dancers phone number Friday (1 Viewer)

This thread is making me want to go to a strip club. Maybe if that webcam is back up tonight I'll get over it.

 
Mons Venus?
No. I can't give away my honey holes.
Sounds like Pinellas County. Haven't been over in "that area" of 19 or Ulmerton in a few years...but I'm guessing Diamond Dolls or Oz?
Nope. I hear Bare Assets is the one to go to that way though, but it's up 19 in Hernando. The laws in that county allow for full nude, and alcohol.
:cry: That's why all the reps disappeared when my company had a sales meeting at Innisbrook!You must be meandering over to Adamo then...
Nope, I don't go to Brandon much, or Pinellas. I actually live 5 min from Ray Jay, so it's the mecca of strip clubs. I really don't go as often as I should for living so close to them all.
Then either the one off of MLK across from Legends Field, or the one next to the old Bennigan's that closed.Not that I know anything about this sort of thing...
 
Mons Venus?
No. I can't give away my honey holes.
Sounds like Pinellas County. Haven't been over in "that area" of 19 or Ulmerton in a few years...but I'm guessing Diamond Dolls or Oz?
Nope. I hear Bare Assets is the one to go to that way though, but it's up 19 in Hernando. The laws in that county allow for full nude, and alcohol.
:cry: That's why all the reps disappeared when my company had a sales meeting at Innisbrook!You must be meandering over to Adamo then...
Nope, I don't go to Brandon much, or Pinellas. I actually live 5 min from Ray Jay, so it's the mecca of strip clubs. I really don't go as often as I should for living so close to them all.
Then either the one off of MLK across from Legends Field, or the one next to the old Bennigan's that closed.Not that I know anything about this sort of thing...
Jesus. You are like a navigation system for Tampa strip joints.
 
There is actually a place called The Penthouse Club near bye that is known for it's food. It's pretty upscale from what I hear.

 
Mons Venus?
No. I can't give away my honey holes.
Sounds like Pinellas County. Haven't been over in "that area" of 19 or Ulmerton in a few years...but I'm guessing Diamond Dolls or Oz?
Nope. I hear Bare Assets is the one to go to that way though, but it's up 19 in Hernando. The laws in that county allow for full nude, and alcohol.
:rolleyes: That's why all the reps disappeared when my company had a sales meeting at Innisbrook!You must be meandering over to Adamo then...
Nope, I don't go to Brandon much, or Pinellas. I actually live 5 min from Ray Jay, so it's the mecca of strip clubs. I really don't go as often as I should for living so close to them all.
Then either the one off of MLK across from Legends Field, or the one next to the old Bennigan's that closed.Not that I know anything about this sort of thing...
Jesus. You are like a navigation system for Tampa strip joints.
I haven't even mentioned the center of that universe yet...whose names should go without saying.It's kind of a thing in Tampa Bay when you turn 21 to make the rounds. There used to be some that did things that others didn't, and some who just had the best looking girls. Had to experience what each offered though :)
 
Mons Venus?
No. I can't give away my honey holes.
Sounds like Pinellas County. Haven't been over in "that area" of 19 or Ulmerton in a few years...but I'm guessing Diamond Dolls or Oz?
Nope. I hear Bare Assets is the one to go to that way though, but it's up 19 in Hernando. The laws in that county allow for full nude, and alcohol.
:) That's why all the reps disappeared when my company had a sales meeting at Innisbrook!You must be meandering over to Adamo then...
Nope, I don't go to Brandon much, or Pinellas. I actually live 5 min from Ray Jay, so it's the mecca of strip clubs. I really don't go as often as I should for living so close to them all.
Then either the one off of MLK across from Legends Field, or the one next to the old Bennigan's that closed.Not that I know anything about this sort of thing...
Jesus. You are like a navigation system for Tampa strip joints.
I haven't even mentioned the center of that universe yet...whose names should go without saying.It's kind of a thing in Tampa Bay when you turn 21 to make the rounds. There used to be some that did things that others didn't, and some who just had the best looking girls. Had to experience what each offered though ;)
Have you ever been in the space ship at 2001? :rolleyes:
 
Mons Venus?
No. I can't give away my honey holes.
Sounds like Pinellas County. Haven't been over in "that area" of 19 or Ulmerton in a few years...but I'm guessing Diamond Dolls or Oz?
Nope. I hear Bare Assets is the one to go to that way though, but it's up 19 in Hernando. The laws in that county allow for full nude, and alcohol.
:thumbup: That's why all the reps disappeared when my company had a sales meeting at Innisbrook!You must be meandering over to Adamo then...
Nope, I don't go to Brandon much, or Pinellas. I actually live 5 min from Ray Jay, so it's the mecca of strip clubs. I really don't go as often as I should for living so close to them all.
Then either the one off of MLK across from Legends Field, or the one next to the old Bennigan's that closed.Not that I know anything about this sort of thing...
Jesus. You are like a navigation system for Tampa strip joints.
I haven't even mentioned the center of that universe yet...whose names should go without saying.It's kind of a thing in Tampa Bay when you turn 21 to make the rounds. There used to be some that did things that others didn't, and some who just had the best looking girls. Had to experience what each offered though ;)
Have you ever been in the space ship at 2001? :popcorn:
My Bachelor Party! Don't really remember it though...
 
Was she good?
Phenomenal, and even better considering I was a broke 21 year old and she didn't mind spending money on me/us.
Oh man. :jealous:
It made for a great senior year. I didnt realize nor appreciate it at the time, but she wanted a fun guy to hang out who wouldn't want to marry her. She was really cool about, "YOu're in college, go out to happy hour with your friends. I don't mind." Then she'd come to my fraternity parties and piss off all the co-eds who caught their boyfriends wandering eyes too often.After I graduated, we had a lot of trouble as I was no longer "fun college guy" but "broke 22 year old waiter guy." ANyway, I highly recommend dating one of "them" if you can find one that isn't a drug-head. Lots of fun to be had with people like that.
 
Was she good?
Phenomenal, and even better considering I was a broke 21 year old and she didn't mind spending money on me/us.
Oh man. :jealous:
It made for a great senior year. I didnt realize nor appreciate it at the time, but she wanted a fun guy to hang out who wouldn't want to marry her. She was really cool about, "YOu're in college, go out to happy hour with your friends. I don't mind." Then she'd come to my fraternity parties and piss off all the co-eds who caught their boyfriends wandering eyes too often.After I graduated, we had a lot of trouble as I was no longer "fun college guy" but "broke 22 year old waiter guy." ANyway, I highly recommend dating one of "them" if you can find one that isn't a drug-head. Lots of fun to be had with people like that.
I appreciate the advice. Let me see what my wife has to say. :thumbup:
 
Was she good?
Phenomenal, and even better considering I was a broke 21 year old and she didn't mind spending money on me/us.
Oh man. :jealous:
It made for a great senior year. I didnt realize nor appreciate it at the time, but she wanted a fun guy to hang out who wouldn't want to marry her. She was really cool about, "YOu're in college, go out to happy hour with your friends. I don't mind." Then she'd come to my fraternity parties and piss off all the co-eds who caught their boyfriends wandering eyes too often.After I graduated, we had a lot of trouble as I was no longer "fun college guy" but "broke 22 year old waiter guy." ANyway, I highly recommend dating one of "them" if you can find one that isn't a drug-head. Lots of fun to be had with people like that.
Let me get this straight...You found a non-crazy, non-drug using, normal every day woman who just happened to take off her clothes for money and despite being incredibly hot and more than capable of dating rich guys, prefered the company of young, college men who had no money and no job? Is your last name "Holmes" or "North" by chance?
 
Not to hijack, but in a similar story I got a Lesbian's number last weekend (24 y.o, very hot). I could start my own thread with explanations and happenings but am lazy at the moment. It has a lot of parallels to Q's story here, and I'm thinking mine won't end well either.

 
Let me get this straight...You found a non-crazy, non-drug using, normal every day woman who just happened to take off her clothes for money and despite being incredibly hot and more than capable of dating rich guys, prefered the company of young, college men who had no money and no job? Is your last name "Holmes" or "North" by chance?
Years later, it is still the story that my friends all tell with the "You are never going to believe what I am about to tell you" awe. We were at the Copper Tank for $1 beers on a Wed and I was hammered. I saw this girl playing pool with a bunch of meatheads and my buddies all said, "that's the stripper from last spring" when we'd had one to the frat house. So, I walk right in to the crowd of dudes talking to her and say, "You can't really like these kinds of guys, can you?" (Turns out they were 4 guys who played for the local pro hockey team (minor-league)). 20 minutes later we were at her apartment. Was with her for about 11 months. She liked that I was confident and low-maintanance. ALl I wanted to do with her was have fun, not have kids or get married or anything. That's all she wanted from me as well so it worked out well.
 
Not to hijack, but in a similar story I got a Lesbian's number last weekend (24 y.o, very hot). I could start my own thread with explanations and happenings but am lazy at the moment. It has a lot of parallels to Q's story here, and I'm thinking mine won't end well either.
At a strip club?
 
Let me get this straight...You found a non-crazy, non-drug using, normal every day woman who just happened to take off her clothes for money and despite being incredibly hot and more than capable of dating rich guys, prefered the company of young, college men who had no money and no job? Is your last name "Holmes" or "North" by chance?
Years later, it is still the story that my friends all tell with the "You are never going to believe what I am about to tell you" awe. We were at the Copper Tank for $1 beers on a Wed and I was hammered. I saw this girl playing pool with a bunch of meatheads and my buddies all said, "that's the stripper from last spring" when we'd had one to the frat house. So, I walk right in to the crowd of dudes talking to her and say, "You can't really like these kinds of guys, can you?" (Turns out they were 4 guys who played for the local pro hockey team (minor-league)). 20 minutes later we were at her apartment. Was with her for about 11 months. She liked that I was confident and low-maintanance. ALl I wanted to do with her was have fun, not have kids or get married or anything. That's all she wanted from me as well so it worked out well.
Can you give a few more details about how it fell apart. Nothing too crazy right?
 
Let me get this straight...

You found a non-crazy, non-drug using, normal every day woman who just happened to take off her clothes for money and despite being incredibly hot and more than capable of dating rich guys, prefered the company of young, college men who had no money and no job?

Is your last name "Holmes" or "North" by chance?
Years later, it is still the story that my friends all tell with the "You are never going to believe what I am about to tell you" awe. We were at the Copper Tank for $1 beers on a Wed and I was hammered. I saw this girl playing pool with a bunch of meatheads and my buddies all said, "that's the stripper from last spring" when we'd had one to the frat house. So, I walk right in to the crowd of dudes talking to her and say, "You can't really like these kinds of guys, can you?" (Turns out they were 4 guys who played for the local pro hockey team (minor-league)). 20 minutes later we were at her apartment. Was with her for about 11 months. She liked that I was confident and low-maintanance. ALl I wanted to do with her was have fun, not have kids or get married or anything. That's all she wanted from me as well so it worked out well.
All that AND she did your taxes for free.WINNING!!!!!11

 
Not to hijack, but in a similar story I got a Lesbian's number last weekend (24 y.o, very hot). I could start my own thread with explanations and happenings but am lazy at the moment. It has a lot of parallels to Q's story here, and I'm thinking mine won't end well either.
At a strip scrip club?
Was Pacman there?
Fixed to fit.And he was just being 'rebellion'.

 
Let me get this straight...You found a non-crazy, non-drug using, normal every day woman who just happened to take off her clothes for money and despite being incredibly hot and more than capable of dating rich guys, prefered the company of young, college men who had no money and no job? Is your last name "Holmes" or "North" by chance?
Years later, it is still the story that my friends all tell with the "You are never going to believe what I am about to tell you" awe. We were at the Copper Tank for $1 beers on a Wed and I was hammered. I saw this girl playing pool with a bunch of meatheads and my buddies all said, "that's the stripper from last spring" when we'd had one to the frat house. So, I walk right in to the crowd of dudes talking to her and say, "You can't really like these kinds of guys, can you?" (Turns out they were 4 guys who played for the local pro hockey team (minor-league)). 20 minutes later we were at her apartment. Was with her for about 11 months. She liked that I was confident and low-maintanance. ALl I wanted to do with her was have fun, not have kids or get married or anything. That's all she wanted from me as well so it worked out well.
Can you give a few more details about how it fell apart. Nothing too crazy right?
Dramatic but not crazy. She had a long-distance on-again off-again guy (older then me, successful) in her life and he came in to the picture after she had told me she no longer talked to him. Eventually he started making overtones to marrying her and she told me she was receptive to the idea. I was heartbroken that my "good thing" was over, but it was for the best for both of us. Last spoke to her 8 years ago right before she moved to Cali - still unmarried.
 
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Let me get this straight...You found a non-crazy, non-drug using, normal every day woman who just happened to take off her clothes for money and despite being incredibly hot and more than capable of dating rich guys, prefered the company of young, college men who had no money and no job? Is your last name "Holmes" or "North" by chance?
Years later, it is still the story that my friends all tell with the "You are never going to believe what I am about to tell you" awe. We were at the Copper Tank for $1 beers on a Wed and I was hammered. I saw this girl playing pool with a bunch of meatheads and my buddies all said, "that's the stripper from last spring" when we'd had one to the frat house. So, I walk right in to the crowd of dudes talking to her and say, "You can't really like these kinds of guys, can you?" (Turns out they were 4 guys who played for the local pro hockey team (minor-league)). 20 minutes later we were at her apartment. Was with her for about 11 months. She liked that I was confident and low-maintanance. ALl I wanted to do with her was have fun, not have kids or get married or anything. That's all she wanted from me as well so it worked out well.
Can you give a few more details about how it fell apart. Nothing too crazy right?
Dramatic but not crazy. She had a long-distance on-again off-again guy (older then me, successful) in her life and he came in to the picture after she had told me she no longer talked to him. Eventually he started making overtones to marrying her and she told me she was receptive to the idea. I was heartbroken that my "good thing" was over, but it was for the best for both of us. Last spoke to her 8 years ago right before she moved to Cali - still unmarried.
Girls like this should be enshrined in a "Woman's Hall of Fame".
 
Let me get this straight...You found a non-crazy, non-drug using, normal every day woman who just happened to take off her clothes for money and despite being incredibly hot and more than capable of dating rich guys, prefered the company of young, college men who had no money and no job? Is your last name "Holmes" or "North" by chance?
Years later, it is still the story that my friends all tell with the "You are never going to believe what I am about to tell you" awe. We were at the Copper Tank for $1 beers on a Wed and I was hammered. I saw this girl playing pool with a bunch of meatheads and my buddies all said, "that's the stripper from last spring" when we'd had one to the frat house. So, I walk right in to the crowd of dudes talking to her and say, "You can't really like these kinds of guys, can you?" (Turns out they were 4 guys who played for the local pro hockey team (minor-league)). 20 minutes later we were at her apartment. Was with her for about 11 months. She liked that I was confident and low-maintanance. ALl I wanted to do with her was have fun, not have kids or get married or anything. That's all she wanted from me as well so it worked out well.
Can you give a few more details about how it fell apart. Nothing too crazy right?
Dramatic but not crazy. She had a long-distance on-again off-again guy (older then me, successful) in her life and he came in to the picture after she had told me she no longer talked to him. Eventually he started making overtones to marrying her and she told me she was receptive to the idea. I was heartbroken that my "good thing" was over, but it was for the best for both of us. Last spoke to her 8 years ago right before she moved to Cali - still unmarried.
Great so a few pics won't be a problem then.
 
Not to hijack, but in a similar story I got a Lesbian's number last weekend (24 y.o, very hot). I could start my own thread with explanations and happenings but am lazy at the moment. It has a lot of parallels to Q's story here, and I'm thinking mine won't end well either.
At a strip club?
Nope, not at a strip club. Just a regular bar with a d.j. and dance floor area. (up in Wisconsin Dells for any Wisconsinite's lurking).She had UNBELIEVABLE legs (that's all me and my boys could look at) and a number of facial piercings (eyebrow, nose, two in the bottom lip). Yep, sounds gross I know but she could pull it off....not in cute, take home to mom way, but a sexy bad-girl way.Anyways, was out dancing and said something random to her and we kind of connected after that. I noticed how she was checking out other hotties walking by and eventually some butch looking girl (with hat on, guy's tie, etc.) came up and started to try and grind with her. All of the sudden a light bulb went on over my head.....I was like "what's going on here?" She smirks and says "Oh, she likes me" and I was like "Do you like her?" She said no. So my obvious next question was "Could you like any of the hotties you've been gawking at as they walk by?" and she just gives me a devilish grin and continued to grind away on my knee....
 
Let me get this straight...You found a non-crazy, non-drug using, normal every day woman who just happened to take off her clothes for money and despite being incredibly hot and more than capable of dating rich guys, prefered the company of young, college men who had no money and no job? Is your last name "Holmes" or "North" by chance?
Years later, it is still the story that my friends all tell with the "You are never going to believe what I am about to tell you" awe. We were at the Copper Tank for $1 beers on a Wed and I was hammered. I saw this girl playing pool with a bunch of meatheads and my buddies all said, "that's the stripper from last spring" when we'd had one to the frat house. So, I walk right in to the crowd of dudes talking to her and say, "You can't really like these kinds of guys, can you?" (Turns out they were 4 guys who played for the local pro hockey team (minor-league)). 20 minutes later we were at her apartment. Was with her for about 11 months. She liked that I was confident and low-maintanance. ALl I wanted to do with her was have fun, not have kids or get married or anything. That's all she wanted from me as well so it worked out well.
Can you give a few more details about how it fell apart. Nothing too crazy right?
Dramatic but not crazy. She had a long-distance on-again off-again guy (older then me, successful) in her life and he came in to the picture after she had told me she no longer talked to him. Eventually he started making overtones to marrying her and she told me she was receptive to the idea. I was heartbroken that my "good thing" was over, but it was for the best for both of us. Last spoke to her 8 years ago right before she moved to Cali - still unmarried.
Great so a few pics won't be a problem then.
Yeah, a chick like that has to have a Myspace or something.
 
Not to hijack, but in a similar story I got a Lesbian's number last weekend (24 y.o, very hot). I could start my own thread with explanations and happenings but am lazy at the moment. It has a lot of parallels to Q's story here, and I'm thinking mine won't end well either.
At a strip club?
Nope, not at a strip club. Just a regular bar with a d.j. and dance floor area. (up in Wisconsin Dells for any Wisconsinite's lurking).She had UNBELIEVABLE legs (that's all me and my boys could look at) and a number of facial piercings (eyebrow, nose, two in the bottom lip). Yep, sounds gross I know but she could pull it off....not in cute, take home to mom way, but a sexy bad-girl way.Anyways, was out dancing and said something random to her and we kind of connected after that. I noticed how she was checking out other hotties walking by and eventually some butch looking girl (with hat on, guy's tie, etc.) came up and started to try and grind with her. All of the sudden a light bulb went on over my head.....I was like "what's going on here?" She smirks and says "Oh, she likes me" and I was like "Do you like her?" She said no. So my obvious next question was "Could you like any of the hotties you've been gawking at as they walk by?" and she just gives me a devilish grin and continued to grind away on my knee....
Nice! A knee job on the first date!
 
Not to hijack, but in a similar story I got a Lesbian's number last weekend (24 y.o, very hot). I could start my own thread with explanations and happenings but am lazy at the moment. It has a lot of parallels to Q's story here, and I'm thinking mine won't end well either.
At a strip club?
Nope, not at a strip club. Just a regular bar with a d.j. and dance floor area. (up in Wisconsin Dells for any Wisconsinite's lurking).She had UNBELIEVABLE legs (that's all me and my boys could look at) and a number of facial piercings (eyebrow, nose, two in the bottom lip). Yep, sounds gross I know but she could pull it off....not in cute, take home to mom way, but a sexy bad-girl way.Anyways, was out dancing and said something random to her and we kind of connected after that. I noticed how she was checking out other hotties walking by and eventually some butch looking girl (with hat on, guy's tie, etc.) came up and started to try and grind with her. All of the sudden a light bulb went on over my head.....I was like "what's going on here?" She smirks and says "Oh, she likes me" and I was like "Do you like her?" She said no. So my obvious next question was "Could you like any of the hotties you've been gawking at as they walk by?" and she just gives me a devilish grin and continued to grind away on my knee....
Nice! A knee job on the first date!
When I get a little time and motivation I'll start a thread with all the details. This was just a snippet of the night and the happenings/texts/phone conversations over the past week. Oh, and I did find her on Facebook and do have a pic.
 
Not to hijack, but in a similar story I got a Lesbian's number last weekend (24 y.o, very hot). I could start my own thread with explanations and happenings but am lazy at the moment. It has a lot of parallels to Q's story here, and I'm thinking mine won't end well either.
At a strip club?
Nope, not at a strip club. Just a regular bar with a d.j. and dance floor area. (up in Wisconsin Dells for any Wisconsinite's lurking).She had UNBELIEVABLE legs (that's all me and my boys could look at) and a number of facial piercings (eyebrow, nose, two in the bottom lip). Yep, sounds gross I know but she could pull it off....not in cute, take home to mom way, but a sexy bad-girl way.Anyways, was out dancing and said something random to her and we kind of connected after that. I noticed how she was checking out other hotties walking by and eventually some butch looking girl (with hat on, guy's tie, etc.) came up and started to try and grind with her. All of the sudden a light bulb went on over my head.....I was like "what's going on here?" She smirks and says "Oh, she likes me" and I was like "Do you like her?" She said no. So my obvious next question was "Could you like any of the hotties you've been gawking at as they walk by?" and she just gives me a devilish grin and continued to grind away on my knee....
This will require it's own thread when you get a moment. Not that I mind the hijack, but this has tons of potential. Especially, considering it's a short holiday week.
 
Not to hijack, but in a similar story I got a Lesbian's number last weekend (24 y.o, very hot). I could start my own thread with explanations and happenings but am lazy at the moment. It has a lot of parallels to Q's story here, and I'm thinking mine won't end well either.
At a strip club?
Nope, not at a strip club. Just a regular bar with a d.j. and dance floor area. (up in Wisconsin Dells for any Wisconsinite's lurking).She had UNBELIEVABLE legs (that's all me and my boys could look at) and a number of facial piercings (eyebrow, nose, two in the bottom lip). Yep, sounds gross I know but she could pull it off....not in cute, take home to mom way, but a sexy bad-girl way.Anyways, was out dancing and said something random to her and we kind of connected after that. I noticed how she was checking out other hotties walking by and eventually some butch looking girl (with hat on, guy's tie, etc.) came up and started to try and grind with her. All of the sudden a light bulb went on over my head.....I was like "what's going on here?" She smirks and says "Oh, she likes me" and I was like "Do you like her?" She said no. So my obvious next question was "Could you like any of the hotties you've been gawking at as they walk by?" and she just gives me a devilish grin and continued to grind away on my knee....
Nice! A knee job on the first date!
Was there blood on your pants?
 
When you "loan" her the $5K, don't expect it back.
:thumbup:It's almost a certainty that this is her primary motivation for giving you her phone number.I've been there and done that. :blackdot:
I don't have $5,000 to loan. She can only get so much out of me. The way I look at it is they are all hookers. Whether your buying drinks, or whatever else it might take for you to slay. At least the strippers are straight forward, and you know they mean serious business.
 
Otis said:
What I'm taking from all of this is I had NO IDEA our buddy Abraham was such a hunk. :goodposting:
Avi: Is there something you know that I don't know?Franky Four Fingers: There are probably a lot of things I know that you don't.
 
Quezilla,

Nothing good can come from dating a stripper, especially long term. I suggest you tell her she needs to try and find Jesus and then cut ties. Then date a nice gal you meet at the library or Starbucks.

Brown chicken brown cow!!!11one

 
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