What's new
Fantasy Football - Footballguys Forums

This is a sample guest message. Register a free account today to become a member! Once signed in, you'll be able to participate on this site by adding your own topics and posts, as well as connect with other members through your own private inbox!

I have a camera on my phone (1 Viewer)

Last night the wife and I were at the mall (buying her Mother's Day present from our boys...don't ask). We were walking by one of the kiosks and some gawky looking kid in his older brother's confirmation suit tried to wave me over like a carnival barker with priapism.
I find it is best to treat those folks as if I were training a dog. Short words spoken in a firm voice work well.Usually "NO", but sometimes"STOP", or"STAY", orand very occasionally, "SIT"It always works, and you will actually see them put their tail between their legs and turn away in shame when they catch you walking back in the opposite direction.
You actually talk to them?
 
Last night the wife and I were at the mall (buying her Mother's Day present from our boys...don't ask). We were walking by one of the kiosks and some gawky looking kid in his older brother's confirmation suit tried to wave me over like a carnival barker with priapism.
I find it is best to treat those folks as if I were training a dog. Short words spoken in a firm voice work well.Usually "NO", but sometimes

"STOP", or

"STAY", or

and very occasionally,

"SIT"

It always works, and you will actually see them put their tail between their legs and turn away in shame when they catch you walking back in the opposite direction.
You actually talk to them?
NO

 
We have these monster size hawks everywhere around here.
It might just be a wierd angle, but is there a door leading only to certain death on that porch?
Uh yeah..... No that isn't just a weird angle. There used to be 2x4's nailed to the outside but then I think the house got repossessed because it has been vacant for over a year and the 2x4's disappeared. I guess the bank thought it would be easier to sell with a "wife door" or something.
 
I'm back in business. I got a new (old crappy) BB that still has such awesome picture quality it allows me take pictures like this of the wild turkeys I encountered on my walk this morning.

Krista, about a mile from my house.

I really don't know what to say.
Nomnomnom. Please bring me some shrimp tikka masala (or dal mahkni), aloo tikki, and plain naan. TIA.
Should I just steal the big buffet pans and e-mail them to you?
 
This d-bag has parked this way every day for the last two weeks.
at least he's not in front of any stairs.oh- wait...
:lol: I was having a relatively normal walk this morning until I happened upon this. :unsure: Then a block later there is a tackle box full of drill bits on the side of the road. As I crossed the street, this little gem was waiting for me. :mellow:
Quite A Conundrum
:golfclap:
 
23 year old, 6-foot tall, 150 lb chick who loves White Castle? But can't drive? Weird indeed.
lol Actually 5'7. There is a valid license in there too. Not sure what that is all about.I guess I'll take it to the po-po but a thank you hummer sounds pretty cool right now.
 
Last edited by a moderator:
I got on the bus today and saw a 300+ lb guy sticking his top dentures out. This thread was all I could think about in that moment, but I was too slow on the cameraphone.

 
I got on the bus today and saw a 300+ lb guy sticking his top dentures out. This thread was all I could think about in that moment, but I was too slow on the cameraphone.
Dang :kicksrock:I e-mailed the ring pic to my cousin that is a jeweler, his response:
Does it say 10k on the inside? That is what it looks like. I’d say about $50 to $80 worth of gold/gems. Probably retails for $150.
It did have 10k inside. Impressive.
 
Insurance card which impossible because fast food restaurant don't give their works insurance. She must have made it on her magic box or something.
White Castle is an interesting throw-back kind of company:"White Castle, which currently provides insurance to all of its full-time workers and picks up 70 to 89 percent of their premium costs..."

 
Now I have a real phone.

Snake from my walk this morning.

Trees

This pic doesn't portray the beauty of this scene accurately. The Dogwoods were remarkable, but those other white trees, not sure what they are, were stunning. They almost looked fake they were so white. It was as if somebody painstakingly took the time to paint each flower by hand.

 
I've been seeing these fuzzy caterpillars all over the sidewalks and what not the last few days and then came upon this, this morning. It was 90 degrees yesterday and 58 this morning. The silk has been there for awhile but it wasn't like this yesterday. :X

 
Last edited by a moderator:
I've been seeing these fuzzy caterpillars all over the sidewalks and what not the last few days and then came upon this, this morning. It was 90 degrees yesterday and 58 this morning. The silk has been there for awhile but it wasn't like this yesterday. :X
that's disgusting
:goodposting: Seriously.
set it on fire?
As I've gotten older I've adopted a "live & let live" attitude. Basically play the James Bond theme song backwards and you have my life.ETA

Plus, this is just off a walking path miles from my house.

 
Last edited by a moderator:
I've been seeing these fuzzy caterpillars all over the sidewalks and what not the last few days and then came upon this, this morning. It was 90 degrees yesterday and 58 this morning. The silk has been there for awhile but it wasn't like this yesterday. :X
What the hell is that?
 
I've been seeing these fuzzy caterpillars all over the sidewalks and what not the last few days and then came upon this, this morning. It was 90 degrees yesterday and 58 this morning. The silk has been there for awhile but it wasn't like this yesterday. :X
What the hell is that?
A crapload of fuzzy caterpillars. Hit the zoom button.
Could that be some sort of tent worm?
Aidunaknow. :shrug: They look like caterpillars to me.

 

Users who are viewing this thread

Back
Top