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I thought I'd seen it all at work....... (1 Viewer)
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Foosball God
Foos
I can just hear Jacky Childs' defense."If he doesn't smell like ####, you must aquit!!"
Foosball God
Foos
Damn you pav.
TheIronSheik
SUPER ELITE UPPER TIER
What kind of odds are we getting on it NOT being this kid?I'm down for a nickel.
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Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Something tells me his concept of normal waist has been horribly skewed.I am 6'2" 210 and wear 33'sWhat are you, 8 feet tall? I wore a size 32 waist in highschool when I was 6' 1" and about 145 pounds.
P.S. why is poop so funny
Brock Middlebrook
Footballguy
Even if you did confront him, he could quote Najeh Davenport:
"Where's the evidence? Where's the manure?"
"Where's the evidence? Where's the manure?"
Brock Middlebrook
Footballguy
Don't forget the subtle pun :rotflmao:This is just funny on so many levels...The story is good but the idea that EG is giving us the headsup as he makes the move is just too much. :rotflmao: J
SuperJohn96
RPS World Champion
Is there a way to control bathroom use?Maybe lock the doors and have one key that you keep on you.Leave a note on the bathroom door that says where to get the key and where to return it.When the suspect \needs to use the bathroom, tell him someon has the key but when they bring it back you will bring it to him to use. Then actually check the bathroom to make sure there is no poop covered toilet paper in the garbage or soiled clothing, and then give him the key.Then have it checked after he uses it.If he is stupid enough to do this again, call him into your office and give him the Donald Trump Cobra Sting :yourefired:I'm at a loss here. I've already gone the putting up signs in the bathroom route, had the group meeting where I spoke to 50 adults about toilet habits, (that was a lot of fun) and nothing seems to be working. It's gotten completely out of hand now, and if you were sitting in my office smelling what I am smelling, you'd understand the urgency as well.
Night Hawks
Footballguy
Boobs and poop. The two topics on the FFA that can reach four pages in less than a few hours!
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Evilgrin72
Footballguy
OK, interviewee is gone. The guy sucked - not hiring him, poop suspense or otherwise. He wore jeans to an interview. :11:Subordinate has just been called and asked to come give me a report. Update in 3 minutes.
Good idea. Say it is because of security. All the restrooms in my building are locked. You can walk into my building off the street with little hassle but you can't take a dump here.Is there a way to control bathroom use?Maybe lock the doors and have one key that you keep on you.Leave a note on the bathroom door that says where to get the key and where to return it.When the suspect \needs to use the bathroom, tell him someon has the key but when they bring it back you will bring it to him to use. Then actually check the bathroom to make sure there is no poop covered toilet paper in the garbage or soiled clothing, and then give him the key.Then have it checked after he uses it.If he is stupid enough to do this again, call him into your office and give him the Donald Trump Cobra Sting :yourefired:I'm at a loss here. I've already gone the putting up signs in the bathroom route, had the group meeting where I spoke to 50 adults about toilet habits, (that was a lot of fun) and nothing seems to be working. It's gotten completely out of hand now, and if you were sitting in my office smelling what I am smelling, you'd understand the urgency as well.
Wheelhouse
Footballguy
I haven't even read the whole thread yet - but I can tell this is gonna be a good one. :rotflmao: :going to read the rest now: 
Evilgrin72
Footballguy
:beerdrinker:Something tells me his concept of normal waist has been horribly skewed.I am 6'2" 210 and wear 33'sWhat are you, 8 feet tall? I wore a size 32 waist in highschool when I was 6' 1" and about 145 pounds.
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trader jake
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nevermind
Evilgrin72
Footballguy
UPDATE :Warehouse manager went into the bathroom as soon as the kid left. There was a bunch of s--t covered TP at the top of the garbage bin. The bathroom was cleaned this morning, and the garbage cans emptied (about 9:00 AM) so the perp definitely was in there between 9:00 and 11:00. No-one that sits out that way can say with any degree of certainty that they saw anyone else go in there between those hours.
greedygoat
Footballguy
Can his ###!
Evilgrin72
Footballguy
Folks, I am sure you're not going to be disappointed to hear that I have made an executive decision to have a "corrective interview" here. The evidence is just piling up (pun intended again.) I am going to survey the bathroom myself right now.
.ColtsFreak
Footballguy
Evilgrin......tell him #### is rolling down hill from upper management and you have to let him go!!
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Insoxicated
Call him into the office. Did you post warnings? Lie and say you've been having the restroom monitored (from the outside) and the trash bin checked every 30 mins (or after each user). Don't even bring up the pants in the ceiling.... just tell him you know it was him throwing the #### paper away.... read his reaction from there.The fact that you're coming to him RIGHT after the fact will add credence to your assertions.
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desert rose
Footballguy
I haven't read your "soiled toilet tissue in the trash can" thread, but I know it's very common in parts of the world with poor plumbing. This occurred both in Mexico and on the Navajo Reservation because they were being considerate of the toilet owner. To throw toilet paper in the toilet meant to clog the toilet and have it run over. It's hard to change old habits. Just think how hard it would be to remember the opposite, and always toss the paper in the trash. Our church had a problem a while back of soiled paper on the floor next to the toilet in the men's room. Turns out, it was a couple of Navajo boys who did that because there wasn't a trash can in the stall.As far as the putrid underwear, people don't do that maliciously. He might have been sick, or just didn't get to the toilet in time. I'm sure that he hid his dump out of embarrassment rather than to plant a stink bomb. I mean, if he just wanted to be disgusting, he would have kept his tighty whities and placed the dump up in the ceiling sans underwear. I really don't think it will happen again.
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trader jake
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bad boys, bad boys...what ya' gonna do when EvilGrin72 comes for you? [repeat]
