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I'm proud to say that I was able to eat all my lunch and some snacks all while reading this thread.T-minus 17 minutes until an update.The only other thread to suck me in this badly was the Colonblow diaries. :blackdot:

 
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This won't end good, I'm tellin' ya.

 
Am I the only one who thinks that we're in for a seriously anticlimactic conclusion to this saga?The expectations are very high. I hope Evilgrin and the Phantom ####ter deliver the goods.-MR

 
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Is the update of the "Members Reading Thread" really necessary at 5 post increments?
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alright, EG was here then left, this can only mean that his correctional interview has started. If he dispatches this guy as quickly as he did the interviewee from earlier, we will have an update in 10 minutes!

 
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Evilgrin is in da house :hifive: :bow: :clap: :pickle:
 
1st update :Just finished lunch with the mayor. Great guy. At the end of the meal, I groan - "Well, back to the grind. Today can't end fast enough." He asks me what I mean. I tell him someone soiled their undergarments and shoved them in the ceiling and I am not sure how to handle it. He starts laughing, pats me on the back and says "Good luck !" and walks away shaking his head. No advice proffered :D Meeting to take place in 3 minutes. Full update to follow.

 
1st update :Just finished lunch with the mayor. Great guy. At the end of the meal, I groan - "Well, back to the grind. Today can't end fast enough." He asks me what I mean. I tell him someone soiled their undergarments and shoved them in the ceiling and I am not sure how to handle it. He starts laughing, pats me on the back and says "Good luck !" and walks away shaking his head. No advice proffered :D Meeting to take place in 3 minutes. Full update to follow.
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:popcorn:
 
One warning to you Evilgrin and it's this...If you fire him, he MIGHT be protected under the Equal Pooping Rights Act of 1947. I'd hate to see the head of the PAACP coming to your work with the ACLU in tow.Also, if he's hanging doo doo diapers in the ceiling while employed, I'd watch your #### after the firing. There's no telling what he's capable of. Be VERY careful when opening your car door. I bet he reaches in, pulls out a tilde and sticks it under your door handle. GDFB opening your car door only to find a handful of crap. :hot: Also look out for the following:Poop in the tailpipePoop in your mailboxBoiling poop on your stoveWater Balloons filled with poopAnd for god's sake...if you take off your shoes at work for ANY reason, look inside them like you do looking for scorpions in Texas BEFORE inserting your foot.TRUST ME.

 
By the way, for those who asked - this is a third-party logistics firm - we do global traffic, pick, pack, and ship, customer service, call center inbound and outbound, and we are currently building a hige production facility for production and packaging of liquids and creams. That's why we were talking to the mayor - we're bringing about $400 million in business and about 100 jobs into the community in the next 10 months, so the chamber of commerce etc are kissing our butts.Here he is........... the moment of truth.

 
Why didn't he have the Lt. updating us while the Mayor and he were out plotting a way to get a bill passed on cameras in the restrooms?

 
Is it bad that I set my clock radio alarm at work for 2pm just so I could visit this thread. Do I have a problem? Should I seek help?tia :bag:

 
...we are currently building a hige production facility for production and packaging of liquids and creams.
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All right. There's gotta be a joke in there SOMEWHERE...EDIT: D'OH, CHET! You beat me by a minute.
 
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By the way, for those who asked - this is a third-party logistics firm - we do global traffic, pick, pack, and ship, customer service, call center inbound and outbound, and we are currently building a hige production facility for production and packaging of liquids and creams. That's why we were talking to the mayor - we're bringing about $400 million in business and about 100 jobs into the community in the next 10 months, so the chamber of commerce etc are kissing our butts.Here he is........... the moment of truth.
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I am too cheap to buy a FBG susbscription......but I would pay to hear that meeting right now.
 
I bet he reaches in, pulls out a tilde and sticks it under your door handle.
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Doesn't poop under a car handle lose its 'tilde' status since it is no longer on the floor? Or is 'tilde' also poop under a car door handle?English is a very hard language to learn.
 
Anyone in here ever fired someone before - i have a couple o' times and it is not all that fun - of course they were not leaving poop in the ceiling!!

 
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most highly anticipated ending since the OJ jury desicion!legions of FBG huddled around their monitors awaiting the outcome

 
Anyone in here ever fired someone before - i have a couple o' times and it is not all that fun - of course they were not leaving poop in the ceiling!!
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Many times. Hated having to do it each time, but they earned it.
 
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