I Wish I Could ... (1 Viewer)

[chet]

fight like Jason Bourne.

 

[Rayderr]

fly like Superman.

 

[Parrothead]

eat and drink anything I want and never gain an ounce

 

[fatness]

Dream whatever dogs dream.

Be invisible.

Fly.

Have X-ray vision.

In that order.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Selectively see through clothes.

 

[BobbyLayne]

Break 70

 

[AAABatteries]

Selectively see through clothes.

No way I'd want this. First, there are several things that are easily better than this if you are getting a wish. Second, basically 50% of the population has taken their clothes off and posted it on the internet. Finally, you'd ruin your life - you'd become obsessed with it and get fired eventually. Not worth the hassle.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Shoot an 8 roper like Peter North

 

[NutterButter]

Smoke weed and not get the munchies

 

[sports_fan]

find my other sock

 

[fantasycurse42]

Selectively see through clothes.

No way I'd want this. First, there are several things that are easily better than this if you are getting a wish. Second, basically 50% of the population has taken their clothes off and posted it on the internet. Finally, you'd ruin your life - you'd become obsessed with it and get fired eventually. Not worth the hassle.

I walk by at least 200 women I'd like to see naked daily... Sure I can see women naked on the internet, but if I could walk up the street 2 feet from any woman and see her naked, all of my other problems seem to go away temporarily.

 

[Skipdog77]

Have chet's bank account.

 

[lakerstan]

Live forever.

 

[McGarnicle]

Discover one tiny classified ad that will generate just 30 or 40 dollars a week, and then place that ad in thousands of newspapers across the country!!! Oh wait!!! I already did that!!! Ask me how!!!

 

[Raider Nation]

...suckle Daddario's melons.

 

[Osaurus]

Will my power to come back on

 

[Hastur]

Have a version of the 'Midas Touch', but it renders anyone I touch to be my unquestioning slave/servant.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

You know...

 

[Homer J Simpson]

...have a great big do-over.

 

[chauncey]

Be 17 again for like a week.

Spring break week would probably be my pick.

 

[Kenny Powers]

...never have stress, anxiety, or worries and know that my friends and family will never leave this earth

 

[jon_mx]

Pull in tail like George Clooney.

 

[Raider Nation]

Pull in tail like George Clooney.

No way you could get George Clooney.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Pull in tail like George Clooney.

No way you could get George Clooney.

 

[Bruno Tataglia]

cancel my colonoscopy appointment for tomorrow. :X

 

[fantasycurse42]

Tripped over a sheet of snow/ice while looking back at a fully clothed girl (heavy winter coat and all) earlier...

I guess the xray vision might be a bad idea bc I'd prob walk into oncoming traffic at some point by accident.

 

[jon_mx]

Pull in tail like George Clooney.

No way you could get George Clooney.

 

[Dentist]

know Wednesday's powerball numbers

or run like the Flash

or get a 12 month re-do on being 25-26 again

 

[glock]

cancel my colonoscopy appointment for tomorrow. :X

Drink up! :X

 

[El Floppo]

Break 70

70 what? karate boards?

 

[Wrigley]

Hit a curve ball

 

[glock]

...teach the world to sing, in perfect harmony...

 

[Fullback Fro]

Ride . . . . Ride like the wind. To be free again. And I've got such a long way to go

 

[TheIronSheik]

cancel my colonoscopy appointment for tomorrow. :X

Drink up! :X

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

 

[E Street Brat]

Race in the Daytona 500

 

[Guest]

I would like to be invisible for a couple days. I know I would get run over by traffic soon after.

 

[The Hank]

Dream whatever dogs dream.

My dog spazzes out whenever he sleeps, I dont know if I want to know what that dream is all about!

 

[biju]

You know...

Why do I think you mean "suck your own ****"?

 

[biju]

...time travel.

 

[Abraham]

Restart my professional career

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

You know...

Why do I think you mean "suck your own ****"?

 

[Wyld Stallyns]

...have a pet dinosaur.

 

[shadyridr]

eat and drink anything I want and never gain an ounce

id rather this than be rich

 

[Fariq]

You know...

Why do I think you mean "suck your own ****"?

I thought he meant to never have to wipe his own ### again and to have Otis do it.

 

[fatness]

Pull in tail like George Clooney.

No way you could get George Clooney.

So you figure he'll go for oral?

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

You know...

Why do I think you mean "suck your own ****"?

I thought he meant to never have to wipe his own ### again and to have Otis do it.

Ooohhh...I just changed my answer.

 

[Fariq]

Teach a dog how to milk a cow

 

[Snotbubbles]

...be immortal.

 

[Fennis]

...be immortal.

take a look at a 90 year old and then imagine how much it would suck being 400 years old