I'm the Chuck Norris of Poker (1 Viewer)

[RenegadeGM]

I'm like the Chuck Berry of poker.

 

[bigfishboy]

All this smack and no talk of a FFA tourney beatdown?

 

[weisguy0831]

I'm the opposite of this right now. I can't win.

Enjoy it while it lasts. It's a lot more fun than losing.

 

[Otis]

Ok so I lied. I'm a little further under $7k than I recall, because last night I donked off $400 of my then-$1200 stack to some guy who dared showdown with me. Somehow I didn't catch my outs. I'm chalking it up to a software glitch.

Real Money

Available Balance $6,721.73

Note that this is Real Money people.

 

[The Z Machine]

$ROOST

 

[MarshallPlan]

This won't end well...

 

[Giant Wooden Badger]

I hope you're doing something different than your stats indicate when I look you up in my db Enjoy it while it lasts.

Oof.

 

[Woz]

Ok so I lied. I'm a little further under $7k than I recall, because last night I donked off $400 of my then-$1200 stack to some guy who dared showdown with me. Somehow I didn't catch my outs. I'm chalking it up to a software glitch.

Real Money

Available Balance $6,721.73

Note that this is Real Money people.

that could buy a nice wedding ring...

 

[Giant Wooden Badger]

I hope you're doing something different than your stats indicate when I look you up in my db Enjoy it while it lasts.

Oof.

Let's see them, FE.

 

[Dentist]

Ok so I lied. I'm a little further under $7k than I recall, because last night I donked off $400 of my then-$1200 stack to some guy who dared showdown with me. Somehow I didn't catch my outs. I'm chalking it up to a software glitch.

Real Money

Available Balance $6,721.73

Note that this is Real Money people.

that could buy a nice wedding ring...

Otis only wanted the kind of chick that wanted a 30K ring.and, 6700 won't buy you that great of a wedding ring Woz... not for a lawyer

and nomarriage.com

 

[Woz]

Ok so I lied. I'm a little further under $7k than I recall, because last night I donked off $400 of my then-$1200 stack to some guy who dared showdown with me. Somehow I didn't catch my outs. I'm chalking it up to a software glitch.

Real Money

Available Balance $6,721.73

Note that this is Real Money people.

that could buy a nice wedding ring...

Otis only wanted the kind of chick that wanted a 30K ring.and, 6700 won't buy you that great of a wedding ring Woz... not for a lawyer

and nomarriage.com

1. I believe that was a different chick. 2. That's about what I paid for one and I'm a lawyer to be - i thought the ring was pretty nice

3. and nomarriage.com

 

[Otis]

Ok so I lied. I'm a little further under $7k than I recall, because last night I donked off $400 of my then-$1200 stack to some guy who dared showdown with me. Somehow I didn't catch my outs. I'm chalking it up to a software glitch.

Real Money

Available Balance $6,721.73

Note that this is Real Money people.

that could buy a nice wedding ring...

Otis only wanted the kind of chick that wanted a 30K ring.and, 6700 won't buy you that great of a wedding ring Woz... not for a lawyer

and nomarriage.com

 

[Otis]

I hope you're doing something different than your stats indicate when I look you up in my db Enjoy it while it lasts.

Oof.

If you're looking at Fulltilt, they definitely triggered my doomswitch some time ago. It hasn't been good times over there.

 

[RenegadeGM]

I'm like the Chuck D of poker.

 

[Giant Wooden Badger]

I hope you're doing something different than your stats indicate when I look you up in my db Enjoy it while it lasts.

Oof.

If you're looking at Fulltilt, they definitely triggered my doomswitch some time ago. It hasn't been good times over there.

I seriously doubt he was commenting on the results.

 

[fasteddie_21]

Yeah it wasn't the results I was referring to...

It really amazes me how many ppl do not use PT and other such tools available to them. It does, however, give me hope that the poker boom is NOT going away anytime soon

 

[Assani Fisher]

F the haters....go Otis go!!!!!

 

[Ned]

Yeah it wasn't the results I was referring to...It really amazes me how many ppl do not use PT and other such tools available to them. It does, however, give me hope that the poker boom is NOT going away anytime soon

post'em already......

 

[Otis]

And after another relaxing afternoon episode of Pay Otis:

Real Money

Available Balance $7,361.23

:

 

[Jackstraw]

I'm like the Chuck D of poker.

Nice one.

 

[Alias]

multi-table, 6-max?

 

[LHUCKS]

This has all the makings of a great thread...

 

[RenegadeGM]

I'm like the Chuck Tanner of poker.

 

[ElvisMonster]

By the way, call me superstitious, but I think the reason this keeps happening is because I keep tipping one of my fans. There's this nice kid on the rail who cheers me on. He's on the site pretty much 24/7. I can do no wrong in his eyes, and whenever he is there, I win big. When he leaves, my cards run cold. So I'm now in the habit of transferring anywhere from 5-20 bucks to him during each session.Everybody wins!

Smart play. With kharma for you, who could be against you?! If I remember the formula right it's like 7:1 w/ kharma. Good or bad. For every $20 you give this kid you should be getting about $140 back. Tip him more!

 

[Verbal Kint]

And after another relaxing afternoon episode of Pay Otis:

Real Money

Available Balance $7,361.23

:

1099 sent.

 

[Sconch]

I am the Chuck Wepner of disc golf.

 

[Disco Stu]

I'm the Chuck Yeager of gin rummy.

 

[Disco Stu]

I'm also the Chuck Long of canasta.

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

<- Chuck Woolery of GoFish

 

[Otis]

UPDATE

I went card dead, went on tilt, and gave away thousands.

The few thousand I have left my girlfriend wants me to withdraw to buy furniture from pottery barn for the home office.

/thread

 

[Assani Fisher]

The few thousand I have left my girlfriend wants me to withdraw to buy furniture from pottery barn for the home office.

F the girlfriend.....go Otis go!!!!!!

 

[Otis]

The few thousand I have left my girlfriend wants me to withdraw to buy furniture from pottery barn for the home office.

F the girlfriend.....go Otis go!!!!!!

BUT THEY TURNED OFF MY CARDS11!1

 

[Print Is Dead]

UPDATE

I went card dead, went on tilt, and gave away thousands.

The few thousand I have left my girlfriend wants me to withdraw to buy furniture from pottery barn for the home office.

/thread

Put it all on black. Then you'll be able to buy twice as much furniture.

 

[Print Is Dead]

The few thousand I have left my girlfriend wants me to withdraw to buy furniture from pottery barn for the home office.

F the girlfriend.....go Otis go!!!!!!

BUT THEY TURNED OFF MY CARDS11!1

So you're saying the Chuck stops here?

 

[millerarm]

UPDATE

I went card dead, went on tilt, and gave away thousands.

The few thousand I have left my girlfriend wants me to withdraw to buy furniture from pottery barn for the home office.

/thread

It's OK ... you're still Woz's hero.

 

[Assani Fisher]

You have a gambling problem.

:(

 

[Otis]

You have a gambling problem.

:(

 

[John Rambo]

ooof

 

[NCCommish]

The few thousand I have left my girlfriend wants me to withdraw to buy furniture from pottery barn for the home office.

F the girlfriend.....go Otis go!!!!!!

BUT THEY TURNED OFF MY CARDS11!1

That wouldn't stop Chuck.

 

[Tigran Petrosian]

UPDATE

I went card dead, went on tilt, and gave away thousands.

The few thousand I have left my girlfriend wants me to withdraw to buy furniture from pottery barn for the home office.

/thread

/nuts

 

[Alias]

it was just a matter of time

 

[Ned]

You have a gambling problem.

 

[RenegadeGM]

Sure you aren't more like the Chuck E. Cheese of poker?

 

[Giant Wooden Badger]

At least you're still up.

 

[Disco Stu]

At least you're still up.

Is he really? His GF is going to spend that money at pottery barn.

 

[GroveDiesel]

UPDATE

I went card dead, went on tilt, and gave away thousands.

The few thousand I have left my girlfriend wants me to withdraw to buy furniture from pottery barn for the home office.

/thread

RIP Otis.

 

[Bill Brasky]

I thought you were going to do all kinds of great things with your time once they made online poker illegal.

Are you kdding? And pass up all this free loot? My trash talking is near-perfected as well.

click your mouse lose your house, bro

worst Otis shtick ever was when he pissed all over gambling for a few months:notebook:

 

[Wrigley]

Even

has a bad beat down

 

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Ok so I lied. I'm a little further under $7k than I recall, because last night I donked off $400 of my then-$1200 stack to some guy who dared showdown with me. Somehow I didn't catch my outs. I'm chalking it up to a software glitch.

Real Money

Available Balance $6,721.73

Note that this is Real Money people.

that could buy a nice wedding ring...

Otis only wanted the kind of chick that wanted a 30K ring.and, 6700 won't buy you that great of a wedding ring Woz... not for a lawyer

and nomarriage.com

GB having a low maintenance woman. Looking around, I'll prob drop 3-4k on hers. and she'd kick my ### if she knew I spent that much.

 

[Woz]

At least you're still up.

Is he really? His GF is going to spend that money at pottery barn.

for his home office