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Should have called in Chuck Daly to learn you how to muscle your way around the admins of Donkey Poker or whatever you were using.
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All Your Base Are Belong To Us
Footballguy
Bugsy's Club.. I assume that's a fully legit operation, correct?
Otis
Footballguy
GBO>
Hey GB.My bankroll is down to $3700 but my spirits are as Chuck Norris as ever.
Tigran Petrosian
Footballguy
"Keep sending him up."
Nathan R. Jessep
Footballguy
NO Fn' WAY!!!
Otis
Footballguy
Pretty sweet. And to top it off, we are at the end of the month, and Otis is currently sitting at 13th in the Bugsy's monthly Gold League which, if I can maintain, would put me in for a $400 deposit at the end of the week (on top of whatever I can win in the weekly league if I keep playing, which should be at least $100). So as long as I don't donk it off before then, I'm in for another ~$500 as well.
If anyone wants to sign up for this nightmare, let me know and I'll give you the Otis promo link...
All Your Base Are Belong To Us
Footballguy
Nice try. I'm not falling for the Rickrolling.
Otis
Footballguy
I had to Google this.
Otis
Footballguy
I've mostly been sitting at 2/4NL ring games, 6max. I play some SNGs as well. Two weeks ago I started with $300 at Bugsy's club and ran it up to over $7k in a week and then donked it off in a few days, culminating with my $1k misclick, macbook-smash, chair crush drunken tilt. It was pretty fantastic. I literally almost threw my Macbook out the window from my 6th story apartment.Jesus dude, what games do you play that you blow through that roll so fast?
From there, I realized I had like $40 left on Fulltilt. Cool. I ran it down to $23. Not cool. Then in a period of about 48 hours, I ran that up to over $4k. Ran it up to around $500 in ring games, then played some heads up SNGs at the $303 or so level and then some SNGs at the $500 level. Then playing $5/10 NL. Then donked off the entire $4k in about 24 hours at $5/10NL.
Otis goes all out. Full speed. Up and down.
JerseyToughGuys
Tough Guy
how did I miss this gem
Dentist
***Official FBG Dentist***
How's the girl situation right now Otis.... not well?I've mostly been sitting at 2/4NL ring games, 6max. I play some SNGs as well. Two weeks ago I started with $300 at Bugsy's club and ran it up to over $7k in a week and then donked it off in a few days, culminating with my $1k misclick, macbook-smash, chair crush drunken tilt. It was pretty fantastic. I literally almost threw my Macbook out the window from my 6th story apartment.
From there, I realized I had like $40 left on Fulltilt. Cool. I ran it down to $23. Not cool. Then in a period of about 48 hours, I ran that up to over $4k. Ran it up to around $500 in ring games, then played some heads up SNGs at the $303 or so level and then some SNGs at the $500 level. Then playing $5/10 NL. Then donked off the entire $4k in about 24 hours at $5/10NL.
Otis goes all out. Full speed. Up and down.
Otis
Footballguy
There's some goodness left to this story.The broken Macbook allowed me to solidify my need for a new 24 Inch iMac with Leopard. Picked it up last week.
Also figured out a way to put my Macbook into target disk mode, allowing me to get into the hard drive and pull off all my old data. It still doesn't start, but at least I didn't lose important pronogrpahy or naked camera phone pictures.
Otis turns losses into wins. I'm unstoppable.
Seriously question: Did you ever at one point think to yourself "maybe I should cash out like half of what I made and half fun playing with the rest for the next couple of months?"I've mostly been sitting at 2/4NL ring games, 6max. I play some SNGs as well. Two weeks ago I started with $300 at Bugsy's club and ran it up to over $7k in a week and then donked it off in a few days, culminating with my $1k misclick, macbook-smash, chair crush drunken tilt. It was pretty fantastic. I literally almost threw my Macbook out the window from my 6th story apartment.
From there, I realized I had like $40 left on Fulltilt. Cool. I ran it down to $23. Not cool. Then in a period of about 48 hours, I ran that up to over $4k. Ran it up to around $500 in ring games, then played some heads up SNGs at the $303 or so level and then some SNGs at the $500 level. Then playing $5/10 NL. Then donked off the entire $4k in about 24 hours at $5/10NL.
Otis goes all out. Full speed. Up and down.
Otis
Footballguy
Unvolatile, GB. This may be precisely why I'm going all Chuck on poker websites. An Otis needs some volatility in its life to thrive. Can't live without it. So if you aren't getting it from alcoholic benders and STD near misses with a myriad of random tramps, you've got to look elsewhere. Bugsy is the new slutting around.How's the girl situation right now Otis.... not well?I've mostly been sitting at 2/4NL ring games, 6max. I play some SNGs as well. Two weeks ago I started with $300 at Bugsy's club and ran it up to over $7k in a week and then donked it off in a few days, culminating with my $1k misclick, macbook-smash, chair crush drunken tilt. It was pretty fantastic. I literally almost threw my Macbook out the window from my 6th story apartment.
From there, I realized I had like $40 left on Fulltilt. Cool. I ran it down to $23. Not cool. Then in a period of about 48 hours, I ran that up to over $4k. Ran it up to around $500 in ring games, then played some heads up SNGs at the $303 or so level and then some SNGs at the $500 level. Then playing $5/10 NL. Then donked off the entire $4k in about 24 hours at $5/10NL.
Otis goes all out. Full speed. Up and down.
Otis
Footballguy
Absolutely. In fact, I went a step further, and cashed out $4k. Except then I burned through the other $3k before the 48 hour cashout period cleared, and all I needed to do then was click the "cancel" button in the cashier page and, wala, more loot.You gotta be in it to win it, wozman.Seriously question: Did you ever at one point think to yourself "maybe I should cash out like half of what I made and half fun playing with the rest for the next couple of months?"I've mostly been sitting at 2/4NL ring games, 6max. I play some SNGs as well. Two weeks ago I started with $300 at Bugsy's club and ran it up to over $7k in a week and then donked it off in a few days, culminating with my $1k misclick, macbook-smash, chair crush drunken tilt. It was pretty fantastic. I literally almost threw my Macbook out the window from my 6th story apartment.
From there, I realized I had like $40 left on Fulltilt. Cool. I ran it down to $23. Not cool. Then in a period of about 48 hours, I ran that up to over $4k. Ran it up to around $500 in ring games, then played some heads up SNGs at the $303 or so level and then some SNGs at the $500 level. Then playing $5/10 NL. Then donked off the entire $4k in about 24 hours at $5/10NL.
Otis goes all out. Full speed. Up and down.
Abraham
Footballguy
Don't hold your breff.
Awesome. I can't wait to get to the day where a couple grand is pocket change to me.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
What is she doing/thinking during the drunken rampage?Otis said:Unvolatile, GB. This may be precisely why I'm going all Chuck on poker websites. An Otis needs some volatility in its life to thrive. Can't live without it. So if you aren't getting it from alcoholic benders and STD near misses with a myriad of random tramps, you've got to look elsewhere. Bugsy is the new slutting around.Dentist said:How's the girl situation right now Otis.... not well?Otis said:I've mostly been sitting at 2/4NL ring games, 6max. I play some SNGs as well. Two weeks ago I started with $300 at Bugsy's club and ran it up to over $7k in a week and then donked it off in a few days, culminating with my $1k misclick, macbook-smash, chair crush drunken tilt. It was pretty fantastic. I literally almost threw my Macbook out the window from my 6th story apartment.Woz said:Otis said:Jesus dude, what games do you play that you blow through that roll so fast?
From there, I realized I had like $40 left on Fulltilt. Cool. I ran it down to $23. Not cool. Then in a period of about 48 hours, I ran that up to over $4k. Ran it up to around $500 in ring games, then played some heads up SNGs at the $303 or so level and then some SNGs at the $500 level. Then playing $5/10 NL. Then donked off the entire $4k in about 24 hours at $5/10NL.
Otis goes all out. Full speed. Up and down.
Iwannabeacowboybaby!
Footballguy
I read that you got your money back....and I'm happy about that for you. Answer me this one question though after the fact now,How come you waited till after the flop and you noticed you missed it to say oops?Here is the offending handonkeytime = Otis
oof.
Otis
Footballguy
It took me a few seconds to realize what exactly had just happened. It was sort of an OMG moment. I typed it in as soon as I realized the gravity of the situation.Edited to add: If you are suggesting that I intended to push over a grand into a 6-dollar pot, I've considered the possibility that Bugsy's could make that argument. The problem is you can watch my many hours of play on the site and see that it's just not something I would ever do intentionally. I'm sure they looked over my full session and came to that same conclusion before forking over the grand.
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Nathan R. Jessep
Footballguy
see wha' had happened was.... he thought he hit the Enter key to send the message as soon as he did it, but he mistyped and hit the Shift key insteadI read that you got your money back....and I'm happy about that for you. Answer me this one question though after the fact now,How come you waited till after the flop and you noticed you missed it to say oops?Here is the offending hand
oof.
Otis
Footballguy
She was at work that night. She came home to a pretty unhappy Otis though. Bad beats all around...
Iwannabeacowboybaby!
Footballguy
No, that's cool and like I said I'm glad you got it back, they won't miss it. I'm just saying, if I were investigating it, that's one question I would have asked you.
When you're right you're right. I just know 4K can do some pretty serious damage for entertainment purposes. Then again, 10K can do even more. And I think my previous quote was the most typoed sentence in the history of the innerwebs.Otis said:Absolutely. In fact, I went a step further, and cashed out $4k. Except then I burned through the other $3k before the 48 hour cashout period cleared, and all I needed to do then was click the "cancel" button in the cashier page and, wala, more loot.You gotta be in it to win it, wozman.Woz said:Seriously question: Did you ever at one point think to yourself "maybe I should cash out like half of what I made and half fun playing with the rest for the next couple of months?"Otis said:I've mostly been sitting at 2/4NL ring games, 6max. I play some SNGs as well. Two weeks ago I started with $300 at Bugsy's club and ran it up to over $7k in a week and then donked it off in a few days, culminating with my $1k misclick, macbook-smash, chair crush drunken tilt. It was pretty fantastic. I literally almost threw my Macbook out the window from my 6th story apartment.Woz said:Otis said:Jesus dude, what games do you play that you blow through that roll so fast?
From there, I realized I had like $40 left on Fulltilt. Cool. I ran it down to $23. Not cool. Then in a period of about 48 hours, I ran that up to over $4k. Ran it up to around $500 in ring games, then played some heads up SNGs at the $303 or so level and then some SNGs at the $500 level. Then playing $5/10 NL. Then donked off the entire $4k in about 24 hours at $5/10NL.
Otis goes all out. Full speed. Up and down.
Bill Brasky
Footballguy
Otis said:
Assani Fisher
Footballguy
link to 2p2 thread?
Otis
Footballguy
weisguy0831
Footballguy
i'm absolutely stunned that the misclick worked.
crnerblitz
Footballguy
Chiwawa
Footballguy
No, your best work was the HU matches vs. [icon] and his cat. Easily one of the Top 5 FFA shticks ever.Some of my best work in here.
Finless
Footballguy
Link?No, your best work was the HU matches vs. [icon] and his cat. Easily one of the Top 5 FFA shticks ever.Some of my best work in here.
Mahikoa
Footballguy
The Willie Horton of poker?
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