Sorry I guess your request got lost in the noise of all these iPads being sold
Okay, somehow we got off on this hdmi tangent, and that's the least import of the ports I mentioned. If I bought a tablet, I would want to be able to connect my DSLR via the microusb port to transfer photos and do basic photo editing.
Cmon Gramps.. c
onnect your camera to your tablet? You going to email the photos via dialup too? Get an eyefi card and download the app. voila... bottomless memory card as it instantly streams all images to your iOS device. No need for all that swapping of cards or carrying extras.
Second, I would want a microsd slot to supplement the on board memory.
There's this little thing called
The Cloud, pops. Who needs expandable on board memory?
And you keep mentioning the fancy pants airplay, but what if you want to use your tablet as a presentation device at meetings rather than hauling around a laptop? Easiest way would be to connect to the projector via hdmi and use your iphone as a remote.
Congrats.. you finally win one. Yes, for the 0.01% of the people purchasing the iPad to give presentations on the road, they will have to spend a whopping $28 on an adapter.

For the other 99.9% of the iPad users out there, there are FAR more elegant solutions than having all those silly cables flopping around all willy nilly. You want this stuff. We get it. Why are you still posting in here. It's obvious the iPad is not the right device for you.
You android boys and your reliance on legacy technology... Embrace the future!