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Doubt you're special, she's probably banging half her clientele.
Yeah. Chicks be crazy.Yeah comedy aside this is pretty easy. Either you keep going and some drama happens or you stop going now. And think about this. Maybe your wife does trust you. But this chick decides she can get you by breaking your marriage. She tearfully confesses to your wife that you and her have been having an affair almost from day one and she couldn't take the guilt anymore. Tell your wife what is going on and run like hell. Or don't and we'll enjoy that more.
Don't disagree. I got a buddy that goes to her too, along with that buddy's SO, and I think he's in the same boat.Doubt you're special, she's probably banging half her clientele.
They can be odd. I don't understand them all the time but I am good with that. Women understand women and they generally don't like them.Yeah. Chicks be crazy.Yeah comedy aside this is pretty easy. Either you keep going and some drama happens or you stop going now. And think about this. Maybe your wife does trust you. But this chick decides she can get you by breaking your marriage. She tearfully confesses to your wife that you and her have been having an affair almost from day one and she couldn't take the guilt anymore. Tell your wife what is going on and run like hell. Or don't and we'll enjoy that more.
Ok, it's her schtick then. Don't sweat it.Don't disagree. I got a buddy that goes to her too, along with that buddy's SO, and I think he's in the same boat.Doubt you're special, she's probably banging half her clientele.
Why . . . yes. How did you . . . ?Let me guess, the strippers always come on to you whenever you're at a strip club too. Also waitresses, female bar tenders and chicks who work in clothing/department stores.
thats what she saidCan't wait for the hard delete.
"Do these effectively hide my thunder?"Maybe he is a never nudeWho wears underwear for a massage?
Last massage I got included a pretty thorough butt massage. My ### was tight...
And rolls, and rolls..........That's how he rolls.you get massages because you are fat?
Uhh, don't do this.Sex life with the wife okay, Woz? Communication with her solid too?
Just seems to me that the shark move would be to be completely honest with her...tell her you feel like the masseuse is coming on to you a bit...but that you're not interested in her sexually. Remind her that you would n-e-v-e-r cheat on her, but that said experience makes you come home feeling happy/relaxed and a little "frisky." Don't want to give up seeing a masseuse that has actually helped you feel better physically. Tell her it would make you very happy to have a little "sexy time" with her when you get home from said massage. Help her hit that high note...and she'll practically be BEGGING you to keep going in for massages.![]()
Those rolls ain't loyal!And rolls, and rolls..........That's how he rolls.you get massages because you are fat?
Of course, only weirdos and fat dudes wear underwear.So you guys seriously go full nude when you get massages?
Yup. That's what the towel is for.So you guys seriously go full nude when you get massages?
ThisDon't say anything and don't do anything. If I told my wife every time I got hit on it would have made for hundreds of unpleasant nights at home. You did nothing wrong and there is nothing to be "completely honest" about. Saying anything is only asking for trouble.
I go full nude when getting anything.So you guys seriously go full nude when you get massages?
Speak for yourself, tubby.Of course, only weirdos and fat dudes wear underwear.So you guys seriously go full nude when you get massages?
One of these times she's going to over power you, tie you down, and have her way with you.
Be sure to act surprised.
I went back and read that in Roger the Alien's voice.Any chance she's already diddling your wife? Scissor action?

Seriously, you wear underwear when you get a massage? Why even go. If you cant relax during a massage, you are just wasting your money.
Do you not have a blanket or towel on?Seriously, you wear underwear when you get a massage? Why even go. If you cant relax during a massage, you are just wasting your money.1. I can't relax during massages because I'm in ####### pain the entire time. But that doesn't mean I'm not comfortable. I don't see why having underwear on or not means I am comfortable or not. It's not like my boxer briefs aren't comfortable.
2. I dunno, I don't see a reason why some relative stranger should be seeing my junk when there is no reason for her to, especially now that I'm married. It's not like the underwear gets in the way at all and I always rationalized that wearing underwear would send the message that I was there for completely innocent reasons.
is she taking on new clients? Asking for a friend.Doubt you're special, she's probably banging half her clientele.
Just make sure to take care of the man in the boat.Don't disagree. I got a buddy that goes to her too, along with that buddy's SO, and I think he's in the same boat.Doubt you're special, she's probably banging half her clientele.
Did he mention that he also wears sandals with socks.Of course, only weirdos and fat dudes wear underwear.So you guys seriously go full nude when you get massages?
Well yeah a blanket but I have to turn over or onto my side a couple times during. She's seeing my junk.Do you not have a blanket or towel on?Seriously, you wear underwear when you get a massage? Why even go. If you cant relax
during a massage, you are just wasting your money.1. I can't relax during massages because I'm in ####### pain the entire time. But that doesn't mean I'm not comfortable. I don't see why
having underwear on or not means I am comfortable or not. It's not like my boxer briefs aren't comfortable.
2. I dunno, I don't see a reason why some relative stranger should be seeing my junk when there is no reason for her to, especially now that
I'm married. It's not like the underwear gets in the way at all and I always rationalized that wearing underwear would send the message that I was there for completely innocent reasons.
So she's lifting up your gut when she turns you?Well yeah a blanket but I have to turn over or onto my side a couple times during. She's seeing my junk.Do you not have a blanket or towel on?Seriously, you wear underwear when you get a massage? Why even go. If you cant relax
during a massage, you are just wasting your money.1. I can't relax during massages because I'm in ####### pain the entire time. But that doesn't mean I'm not comfortable. I don't see why
having underwear on or not means I am comfortable or not. It's not like my boxer briefs aren't comfortable.
2. I dunno, I don't see a reason why some relative stranger should be seeing my junk when there is no reason for her to, especially now that
I'm married. It's not like the underwear gets in the way at all and I always rationalized that wearing underwear would send the message that I was there for completely innocent reasons.
I seriously didn't know it was common to go completely naked. I mean, save for the Asianed kind.Did he mention that he also wears sandals withOf course, only weirdos and fat dudes wear underwear.So you guys seriously go full nude when you get massages?
socks.
Don't tell me you're bringing your Yorkie too... (though that may be a solid play - chicks love dogs).I seriously didn't know it was common to go completely naked. I mean, save for the Asianed kind.Did he mention that he also wears sandals withOf course, only weirdos and fat dudes wearunderwear.So you guys seriously go full nude when you get massages?
socks.
Ironically my wife asked me today if I would think less of her, if she arranged for me to have a massage with a happy ending as a birthday present.
Perhaps you should speak to your wife about the possibility of getting one with your
masseuse.

Serious question: Does she specifically advertise her services as "strictly non-sexual"? Does she have at least 750 hours of training from an accredited massage school? Otherwise, there's a good chance she's soft hooking for extra cash.Well yeah a blanket but I have to turn over or onto my side a couple times during. She's seeing my junk.Do you not have a blanket or towel on?Seriously, you wear underwear when you get a massage? Why even go. If you cant relax
during a massage, you are just wasting your money.1. I can't relax during massages because I'm in ####### pain the entire time. But that doesn't mean I'm not comfortable. I don't see why
having underwear on or not means I am comfortable or not. It's not like my boxer briefs aren't comfortable.
2. I dunno, I don't see a reason why some relative stranger should be seeing my junk when there is no reason for her to, especially now that
I'm married. It's not like the underwear gets in the way at all and I always rationalized that wearing underwear would send the message that I was there for completely innocent reasons.
Worst "Penthouse Forum" letter, ever.
She knows you're a lawyer, right?5. HEY LOOK AT ME, I'M MARRIED AND ATTRACTIVE GIRLS STILL WANT ME!