Jacobs misses practice. Why? (1 Viewer)

[KCC]

News: Giants RB Brandon Jacobs missed practice Wednesday because of an undisclosed illness. A team PR guy, when asked what kind of illness said: "You don't want to know."

How can a PR guy give a response like that? Whatever it is can't be worse than what people will imagine after hearing that. Any NYG homers have any updates on his status?

 

[Dawg Pound 69]

He had the flu, it's no big secret. Kinda childish and unprofessional of the PR guy to give that answer.

 

[Podcast]

Ah, the dreaded diarrhea.

 

[TommyGilmore]

He was out with a bowel.

 

[Mr. Know-It-All]

See, now when I hear that response I immediately think either hemmorhoids or the clap.

 

[bostonfred]

marshall faulk had it too

 

[netnalp]

http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index...;#entry12555777

 

[videoguy505]

News: Giants RB Brandon Jacobs missed practice Wednesday because of an undisclosed illness. A team PR guy, when asked what kind of illness said: "You don't want to know."

How can a PR guy give a response like that? Whatever it is can't be worse than what people will imagine after hearing that. Any NYG homers have any updates on his status?

2 immodiums on game day & he'll be fine. Don't worry.

 

[Futz]

This is degenerative. I think Ahman Green had this as well.

 

[videoguy505]

This is degenerative. I think Ahman Green had this as well.

Possibly contagious, Ahman Green caught it from Najeh Davenport.

 

[footballnerd]

If it was anything like mine this morning, the guy won't be playing Sun.

 

[Dought Man]

Hopefully his runs will be just as plentiful on Sunday.....

 

[DoubleG]

This is degenerative. I think Ahman Green had this as well.

Possibly contagious, Ahman Green caught it from Najeh Davenport.

Oh c'mon man! That's a bunch of ####!

 

[Insein]

News: Giants RB Brandon Jacobs missed practice Wednesday because of an undisclosed illness. A team PR guy, when asked what kind of illness said: "You don't want to know."

How can a PR guy give a response like that? Whatever it is can't be worse than what people will imagine after hearing that. Any NYG homers have any updates on his status?

I believe the medical term is "crapped his pants."

 

[az_prof]

This has got to be the stinkiest thread on FBG in a long time.

 

[RespektMyGangsta]

What the ... ?

 

[C-Bound]

I fell off my stool when I read that!

 

[RenegadeGM]

Jacobs will be fine as long as he can ahold of these.

 

[SugarNuts]

I think he runs with authority.

 

[Evilgrin 72]

Was the PR guy ironing his pants when he said that?

 

[Lash]

"intestinal issues"

 

[Mr. Retukes]

You don't scare me. I got chunks of guys like you in my stool!!!

 

[Rushmore]

Was the PR guy ironing his pants when he said that?

 

[RenegadeGM]

Was the PR guy ironing his pants when he said that?

VERY well played!:golfclap:

 

[Bartguy]

Hope he doesn't soil the bed this week.

 

[Jack Burton]

Was the PR guy ironing his pants when he said that?

right after he lit a match

 

[ArcticEdge]

He's the Mayor of Diarrhea Town?

 

[2Squirrels1Nut]

Now we know he doesn't just take a dump on Sunday.

 

[AngryPatriot]

monsters inside me

 

[BallparkFrank]

 

[netnalp]

http://comedians.jokes.com/richard-jeni/vi...---inconvenient

 

[Flyin Pigs]

Hope he doesn't soil the bed this week.

I think he'll streak into the endzone at least once, maybe twice!

 

[Bri]

News: Giants RB Brandon Jacobs missed practice Wednesday because of an undisclosed illness. A team PR guy, when asked what kind of illness said: "You don't want to know."

How can a PR guy give a response like that? Whatever it is can't be worse than what people will imagine after hearing that. Any NYG homers have any updates on his status?

He likely had a common relationship with the person he was talking to or corresponding with.