Just another hot Friday thread (1 Viewer)

[kentric]

Yesterday in the late afternoon, I had a dental appointment for a cleaning. I called telling them I was going to be late because my son's summer camp bus was delayed. When I finally got there, they cleaned my teeth.

No BS... Its all true.

 

[Parrothead]

doctor said you had the whitest teeth he ever came across...

 

[eoMMan]

Did the dental assistant put her hooters in your face?

Did the dentist take a dump on your chest?

 

[Insein]

Was the handy complimentary or did your issurance have to cover it?

 

[kentric]

doctor said you had the whitest teeth he ever came across...

Wrong there. My buddy takes a piece of wood and puts it in front of his mouth and say's "this is Ken smiling". Went for a cap and they had to send it back twice to darken it. Their incompetence and my not so pearly whites.

 

[Parrothead]

doctor said you had the whitest teeth he ever came across...

Wrong there. My buddy takes a piece of wood and puts it in front of his mouth and say's "this is Ken smiling". Went for a cap and they had to send it back twice to darken it. Their incompetence and my not so pearly whites.

 

[kentric]

Did the dental assistant put her hooters in your face?

Did the dentist take a dump on your chest?

Assistant was hot (solid 6.5), mid B and no lean. Dentist is decent too (its a she).

She offered, but I'm a married man.

 

[kentric]

Was the handy complimentary or did your issurance have to cover it?

My dentist is full service.

 

[kentric]

doctor said you had the whitest teeth he ever came across...

Wrong there. My buddy takes a piece of wood and puts it in front of his mouth and say's "this is Ken smiling". Went for a cap and they had to send it back twice to darken it. Their incompetence and my not so pearly whites.

Exactly.

 

[TenTimes]

Did the dental assistant put her hooters in your face?

Did the dentist take a dump on your chest?

Assistant was hot (solid 6.5), mid B and no lean. Dentist is decent too (its a she).

She offered, but I'm a married man.

Wait, how low qualifies as "hot"?

 

[Dentist]

Did the dental assistant put her hooters in your face?

Did the dentist take a dump on your chest?

Assistant was hot (solid 6.5), mid B and no lean. Dentist is decent too (its a she).

She offered, but I'm a married man.

Wait, how low qualifies as "hot"?

she was the hottest dental assistant at this particular office, but not tops locally

 

[Osaurus]

lukewarm Friday thread

 

[Tom Servo]

More importantly, did you change your underwear before going to the dentist?

 

[fantasycurse42]

Like to hear more about this summer camp? Did you sign a waiver?

 

[kentric]

Did the dental assistant put her hooters in your face?

Did the dentist take a dump on your chest?

Assistant was hot (solid 6.5), mid B and no lean. Dentist is decent too (its a she).

She offered, but I'm a married man.

Wait, how low qualifies as "hot"?

For me, anything above 4 on the Offdee scale. I'm too old and too horny to have high standards.

 

[kentric]

lukewarm Friday thread

I beg your pardon? This put Arizona Ron's life to shame.

 

[kentric]

More importantly, did you change your underwear before going to the dentist?

Trying to cut costs. Did turn it inside out however.

 

[kentric]

Like to hear more about this summer camp? Did you sign a waiver?

No waiver. The restraining order however did remain in place.

 

[Osaurus]

lukewarm Friday thread

I beg your pardon? This put Arizona Ron's life to shame.

 

[skol asylum]

Wow what a coincidence im getting my teeth cleaned this afternoon. Time to go floss beforehand as if I have been doing so all along.

 

[kentric]

Wow what a coincidence im getting my teeth cleaned this afternoon. Time to go floss beforehand as if I have been doing so all along.

You should defer your appointment until next Thursday so we have something new and wild to talk about next Friday.

I told my dentist that I don't floss regularly. She laughed and said the only people she knows who regularly do are dentists/dentist assistants and their families. In other words, you are not alone.

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

Yesterday in the late afternoon, I had a dental appointment for a cleaning. I called telling them I was going to be late because my son's summer camp bus was delayed. When I finally got there, they cleaned my teeth.

No BS... Its all true.

^^^Hot Take^^^

 

[Tom Servo]

More importantly, did you change your underwear before going to the dentist?

Trying to cut costs. Did turn it inside out however.

 

[skol asylum]

More importantly, did you change your underwear before going to the dentist?

You wear underwear when you go to the dentist?

 

[kentric]

More importantly, did you change your underwear before going to the dentist?

You wear underwear when you go to the dentist?

Yes, but I wear it on the outside. Make sense now? ;-)