Kid took air horn to the face (1 Viewer)

[DrJ]

If she's fine, why are you suing?

To teach them a lesson.

 

[Warrior]

By the way, clearly a at this point

Step 1) Tell a true story, hoping to get sympathy.

Step 2) Get called out for handling the situation terribly and being a horrible example for your child.

Step 3) Start fishing, rather than admit fault. (i.e. still suing despite no damage)

Step 4) Purposely go overboard until the FFA realizes you're fishing.

Step 5) Hope everyone thinks you were fishing ALL ALONG, rather than just right at the end.

Sorry, it's too late to save face. Just go into hiding for a few months and hope nobody remembers this.

 

[flapgreen]

The world is better with fewer people like you in it.

 

[DrJ]

By the way, clearly a at this pointStep 1) Tell a true story, hoping to get sympathy.Step 2) Get called out for handling the situation terribly and being a horrible example for your child.Step 3) Start fishing, rather than admit fault. (i.e. still suing despite no damage)Step 4) Purposely go overboard until the FFA realizes you're fishing.Step 5) Hope everyone thinks you were fishing ALL ALONG, rather than just right at the end.Sorry, it's too late to save face. Just go into hiding for a few months and hope nobody remembers this.

 

[DrJ]

The world is better with fewer people like you in it.

So now you ### bags are wishing death on my children? Classy bunch.

 

[DrJ]

Oh, and yesterday I let them look through the candy off leash while I checked out some movies at family video. Luckily they didn't have the dangerous stuff at kid level.

 

[Politician Spock]

I'm sorry that your kid is having trouble with their hearing but tbh I don't think the store should be liable.

Apparently the kid had trouble hearing before the blast. The wife yelled "NO!"

 

[DrJ]

I'm sorry that your kid is having trouble with their hearing but tbh I don't think the store should be liable.

Apparently the kid had trouble hearing before the blast. The wife yelled "NO!"

It might have been simultaneous. It was a pretty traumatic experience and everything was kind of moving in slow motion for a while.

 

[Politician Spock]

I'm sorry that your kid is having trouble with their hearing but tbh I don't think the store should be liable.

Apparently the kid had trouble hearing before the blast. The wife yelled "NO!"

It might have been simultaneous. It was a pretty traumatic experience and everything was kind of moving in slow motion for a while.

I can see you've been coached and are ready to take the stand.

 

[Pick]

 

[hutchins929]

I'm going to kill you

 

[DrJ]

I'm going to kill you

Defriend.

 

[The Commish]

If she's fine, why are you suing?

He's not...spit out the hook

 

[Godsbrother]

By the way, clearly a at this point

Dr. J can't be this big of a *****bag.

 

[bentley]

I thought Pick originally patented the move to the absurd to try to cover for that fact that he was completely wrong to begin with.

 

[The Commish]

I thought Pick originally patented the move to the absurd to try to cover for that fact that he was completely wrong to begin with.

If indeed true, looks like DrJ could be receiving his own lawsuit, as the defendant this time. PATENT INFRINGEMENT!!!

 

[Leroy Hoard]

I thought Pick originally patented the move to the absurd to try to cover for that fact that he was completely wrong to begin with.

If indeed true, looks like DrJ could be receiving his own lawsuit, as the defendant this time. PATENT INFRINGEMENT!!!

I'm gonna suesue who?sue you sue everybody!

 

[Mr. Pickles]

If she's fine, why are you suing?

To teach them a lesson.

Ah.

 

[Pick]

I thought Pick originally patented the move to the absurd to try to cover for that fact that he was completely wrong to begin with.

 

[PatsFanCT]

If she's fine, why are you suing?

To teach them a lesson.

And by "teach them a lesson" you really mean to steal their f'ing money. Nice lesson to teach your children.

 

[Christo]

Some higher up in the store called us to apologize and says they're going to write a letter to the manufacturer and consider placing these better. Hearing test was yesterday, all was well. That's probably not going to help our suit. But the Doctor is on our side here and seems willing to be an expert witness if need be.

Of course he is. Don't be surprised when he charges $2000 just for sitting for an evidence dep.

 

[Christo]

If she's fine, why are you suing?

To teach them a lesson.

Corporations understand one lesson: losing money. No money, no lesson.

 

[flapgreen]

You go teach those dirty rats a lesson. I'm sure they will see the err of their ways and change.

 

[PatsFanCT]

Update?

How much have you pissed away on a lawyer so far?

 

[TxBuckeye]

Update?How much have you pissed away on a lawyer so far?

Seriously? I have to assume this is just throwing out the opportunity to allow him to fish somemore and that you don't REALLY believe any of that tripe. But I could well be giving to much credit.

 

[Abraham]

 

[DrJ]

Actually got a large settlement from this. That's all I can really say though per the agreement.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Excellent work, Ned.

 

[DrJ]

I'm guessing that's why you bumped this Abe, you were wondering about the results and not just being a #####. Of course, you can never truly tell with guys that drive around after drinking and stuff.

 

[Osaurus]

I'm guessing that's why you bumped this Abe, you were wondering about the results and not just being a #####. Of course, you can never truly tell with guys that drive around after drinking and stuff.

Oof! It was just brought up in another thread regarding another thread. Clears things up?

 

[DrJ]

I'm guessing that's why you bumped this Abe, you were wondering about the results and not just being a #####. Of course, you can never truly tell with guys that drive around after drinking and stuff.

Oof! It was just brought up in another thread regarding another thread. Clears things up?

Another thread regarding another thread? No, that's not making things much more clear.

 

[Osaurus]

I'm guessing that's why you bumped this Abe, you were wondering about the results and not just being a #####. Of course, you can never truly tell with guys that drive around after drinking and stuff.

Oof! It was just brought up in another thread regarding another thread. Clears things up?

Another thread regarding another thread? No, that's not making things much more clear.

Ok

 

[Abraham]

I'm guessing that's why you bumped this Abe, you were wondering about the results and not just being a #####. Of course, you can never truly tell with guys that drive around after drinking and stuff.

73% curious how this ended up.

20% I love using that smilie ( )

7% being douchy.

No drinking involved.

 

[Kanil]

Life lesson.

+1

 

[General Malaise]

I'm guessing that's why you bumped this Abe, you were wondering about the results and not just being a #####. Of course, you can never truly tell with guys that drive around after drinking and stuff.

73% curious how this ended up.

20% I love using that smilie ( )

7% being douchy.

No drinking involved.

I don't think you're being the dooooooosh here. What a juvenile comment.

 

[Reegus]

Actually got a large settlement from this. That's all I can really say though per the agreement.

So you probably put some small company out of business because your kid is a potato?

 

[DrJ]

No, they're big enough to tolerate losses like these. What I did do is make the store safer for other families as they no longer display these dangerous items at child level. To any of you with kids, you're welcome.

 

[DrJ]

I'm guessing that's why you bumped this Abe, you were wondering about the results and not just being a #####. Of course, you can never truly tell with guys that drive around after drinking and stuff.

73% curious how this ended up.

20% I love using that smilie ( )

7% being douchy.

No drinking involved.

I don't think you're being the dooooooosh here. What a juvenile comment.

Everyone's entitled to their opinion.

 

[General Malaise]

I'm guessing that's why you bumped this Abe, you were wondering about the results and not just being a #####. Of course, you can never truly tell with guys that drive around after drinking and stuff.

73% curious how this ended up.

20% I love using that smilie ( )

7% being douchy.

No drinking involved.

I don't think you're being the dooooooosh here. What a juvenile comment.

Everyone's entitled to their opinion.

Yup, mine is that you owe Abe an apology for being tacky.

 

[DrJ]

I'm guessing that's why you bumped this Abe, you were wondering about the results and not just being a #####. Of course, you can never truly tell with guys that drive around after drinking and stuff.

73% curious how this ended up.

20% I love using that smilie ( )

7% being douchy.

No drinking involved.

I don't think you're being the dooooooosh here. What a juvenile comment.

Everyone's entitled to their opinion.

Yup, mine is that you owe Abe an apology for being tacky.

Abe, I'm sorry that you used that smiley rather than simply asking for an update.

 

[urbanhack]

I'm guessing that's why you bumped this Abe, you were wondering about the results and not just being a #####. Of course, you can never truly tell with guys that drive around after drinking and stuff.

Oof! It was just brought up in another thread regarding another thread. Clears things up?

Another thread regarding another thread? No, that's not making things much more clear.

Get off the weed.

 

[Reegus]

No, they're big enough to tolerate losses like these. What I did do is make the store safer for other families as they no longer display these dangerous items at child level. To any of you with kids, you're welcome.

At least we agree on the potato part.

 

[-fish-]

my kid was just injured trying to climb up the shelves to get to an air horn.

thanks a lot.

 

[DrJ]

my kid was just injured trying to climb up the shelves to get to an air horn.

thanks a lot.

That's good exercise, but it's always important to wear a helmet.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

my kid was just injured trying to climb up the shelves to get to an air horn.

thanks a lot.

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[Politician Spock]

Pretty sure DrJ is a post or two away from violating his settlement agreement... if he hasn't already.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

My kid was out boating and was rammed by another boat. If he had had easy access to an air-horn he could have warned the other boater.

Nice work, cackface.

 

[shadyridr]

my kid was just injured trying to climb up the shelves to get to an air horn.

thanks a lot.

That's good exercise, but it's always important to wear a helmet.

:softball:

 

[Osaurus]

Pretty sure DrJ is a post or two away from violating his settlement agreement... if he hasn't already.

He just needs to bring a wallaby home to spice things up

 

[DrJ]

My kid was out boating and was rammed by another boat. If he had had easy access to an air-horn he could have warned the other boater.

Nice work, cackface.

I know a pretty good lawyer that might be able to help you out.