mom Bridget
Footballguy
Hi to PDG also. If I wasn't worried about them shipping him back home if I gave him a beer, he could have a 6-pack!
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Little Melvin can't be exposed to peanuts (1 Viewer)
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mom Bridget
Footballguy
Oh yeah.You know we could use a Girls' Night Out!
PizzaDeliveryGuy
extra sausage
Poor guy. He might not tell if you don't. If you do though don't waste his time with American Lager.
PizzaDeliveryGuy
extra sausage
How YOU doin?I hear ya!Hut, hut hike!!Give that boy a beer (guiness or something thicker specifically)BTW I got laid tonight.
mom Bridget
Footballguy
Nite guys, I'm giving it up to #8 for the night. He's young and will woo all the girls on line - probably all night long. To be young.....
mom Bridget
Footballguy
No, I'm a Louisiana gal. Just up past my bed-time!You must be on the West Coast, right?Oh yeah.You know we could use a Girls' Night Out!
PizzaDeliveryGuy
extra sausage
Needs some release I guess
PizzaDeliveryGuy
extra sausage
I'd say not as good as you.How YOU doin?I hear ya!Hut, hut hike!!Give that boy a beer (guiness or something thicker specifically)
I've had a good night. But I've sent her home and I"m ready for more. 
e-mom
Footballguy
Why didn't you have her stay for round two?I'd say not as good as you.How YOU doin?I hear ya!Hut, hut hike!!Give that boy a beer (guiness or something thicker specifically)
PizzaDeliveryGuy
extra sausage
She has to go to work in the morning. (7:00) I'll see her tomorrow though.Why didn't you have her stay for round two?I'd say not as good as you.How YOU doin?I hear ya!Hut, hut hike!!Give that boy a beer (guiness or something thicker specifically)
PizzaDeliveryGuy
extra sausage
On a side note though, those are the 3rd biggest breasts I've ever dealt with.Why didn't you have her stay for round two?I'd say not as good as you.How YOU doin?I hear ya!Hut, hut hike!!Give that boy a beer (guiness or something thicker specifically)
e-mom
Footballguy
You mean, she couldn't wake up a little earlier, go for round <insert #>, make you breakfast and THEN leave? What's the matter with this woman!She has to go to work in the morning. (7:00) I'll see her tomorrow though.Why didn't you have her stay for round two?I'd say not as good as you.How YOU doin?I hear ya!Hut, hut hike!!Give that boy a beer (guiness or something thicker specifically)
PizzaDeliveryGuy
extra sausage
I love you.You mean, she couldn't wake up a little earlier, go for round <insert #>, make you breakfast and THEN leave? What's the matter with this woman!She has to go to work in the morning. (7:00) I'll see her tomorrow though.Why didn't you have her stay for round two?I'd say not as good as you.How YOU doin?I hear ya!Hut, hut hike!!Give that boy a beer (guiness or something thicker specifically)
BTW I got laid tonight.
It was needed.
I've had a good night. But I've sent her home and I"m ready for more.
PizzaDeliveryGuy
extra sausage
Mojo is still awake...hey buddy
e-mom
Footballguy
I love you.You mean, she couldn't wake up a little earlier, go for round <insert #>, make you breakfast and THEN leave? What's the matter with this woman!She has to go to work in the morning. (7:00) I'll see her tomorrow though.Why didn't you have her stay for round two?I'd say not as good as you.How YOU doin?I hear ya!Hut, hut hike!!Give that boy a beer (guiness or something thicker specifically)
BTW I got laid tonight.
It was needed.
I've had a good night. But I've sent her home and I"m ready for more.
PizzaDeliveryGuy
extra sausage
Seriously
PizzaDeliveryGuy
extra sausage
Is that spelled right?
PizzaDeliveryGuy
extra sausage
PizzaDeliveryGuy
extra sausage
There is more to go around I think.
PizzaDeliveryGuy
extra sausage
:(Just got booted...hmm, guess that's my computer telling me it's time to get some
Have a good weekend guys!
PizzaDeliveryGuy
extra sausage
I don't want to keep you up though.There is more to go around I think.
PizzaDeliveryGuy
extra sausage
Night.'night all
Every response to this that I can come up with would get me Disney'd. So, I'll just go with thisMrs. B has it pegged, had to run to take care of a few things. I am in high demand here so it takes a little bit of juggling to keep my attention split. AnnaMarie,Don't worry. He never passes up any woman talking to him.See that? I talk to him and he leaves.Maybe he's just shy?
Anything for a lady with a pistol in her signature.
Schlzm
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MC Gusto
Milkbone Bootycruncher
Way to go 8!!Good Evening, Had to stop in and tell you how #8 did tonight. He kicked 6 kickoffs one on the 8 and the rest under the five. Okay, here is the kicker..... one of them went through the uprights! Oh yeah, high school. Also, FINALLY, he was given the chance at a field goal. Made it and we won 28 to 31.
Get that boy a Turbo Dog!!!! This tale sounds remarkably familiar to the route Sebastian Janokowski rode the the NFL. Consider that a cautionary tale and make sure #8 fully understands the legal implications of GHB, Ruphies, et al......
MC Gusto
Milkbone Bootycruncher
Boy, things get a bit freaky here once the clock strikes midnight.Way to go PDG....glad to see someone put some points on the board last night!! :golfclap:Hey Mrs. D ---- I posted some Qs for you in the 'Dega' thread. Check it out when you have a few.I know it's early, but hair of the dog - CHEERS...........
MC Gusto
Milkbone Bootycruncher
AnnaMarie's pic looks like the set-up to a fabulous joke. Anyone feeling creative? Reminds me of the creative writing exercises we had to do in school where they'd show you a picture of a Wizard playing shuffleboard and you had to spin a yarn about it....So a guy walks into a bar with a pistol in one hand and a jar of p-nut butter and an apple in the other.........
mom Bridget
Footballguy
Turbo DogWay to go 8!!Good Evening, Had to stop in and tell you how #8 did tonight. He kicked 6 kickoffs one on the 8 and the rest under the five. Okay, here is the kicker..... one of them went through the uprights! Oh yeah, high school. Also, FINALLY, he was given the chance at a field goal. Made it and we won 28 to 31.
This tale sounds remarkably familiar to the route Sebastian Janokowski rode the the NFL. Consider that a cautionary tale and make sure #8 fully understands the legal implications of GHB, Ruphies, et al......
Have no idea... must do research...Sebastian Janokowski Have no idea... must do more research...GHB (Ruphies) Man, I'm in over my head...
mom Bridget
Footballguy
McGusto -- what is GHB??
MC Gusto
Milkbone Bootycruncher
Sorry Bridget....forgot you guys still have your training wheels on...Turbo Dog --- great beer from the Big Easy....made by Abita...Turbo DogWay to go 8!!Good Evening, Had to stop in and tell you how #8 did tonight. He kicked 6 kickoffs one on the 8 and the rest under the five. Okay, here is the kicker..... one of them went through the uprights! Oh yeah, high school. Also, FINALLY, he was given the chance at a field goal. Made it and we won 28 to 31.
This tale sounds remarkably familiar to the route Sebastian Janokowski rode the the NFL. Consider that a cautionary tale and make sure #8 fully understands the legal implications of GHB, Ruphies, et al......
GHB (Ruphies) Man, I'm in over my head...
Janokowski...AKA SeaBass...derilict kicker for the Raiders (used to be Oakland, then LA, now Oakland again). He went to FSU (Florida State in Tallahassee, FL --- Seminoles). While at FSU got busted for various things including a DUI where they found GHB (date-rape drugs) in his car.
mom Bridget
Footballguy
Ohhhhh, (insert light-bulb pic here) sorry. Well, this kid wouldn't need any GHB to get girls... was this other guy uuuugly?Anyway, I'm obviously no expert. But, it's evident he has great potential!Thanks for clearing it up for me!
The pig, however, was on a hot and heavy date with the swordfish. (Look closely at the picture.) The swordfish - being a p-nut butter fanatic.......***********I was talking to the pig.....
Gotta ask you a question, how come at the bottom of the page, where it lists who is in this forum, some names have lines and some have dashes under them?
mom Bridget
Footballguy
Well, I imagine if the right offer came his way, it would be hard to refuse!
