Loaning a chick money 9/9/16 - Bye (3 Viewers)

[McGarnicle]

Your lifestyle seems empty and meaningless to me. I spend the week up in SF taking my daughter to the Exploratorium and Chinatown and out to Berkeley to feed animals at Little Farm and ride the steam train. It was a 1000% better to me than what you described. Today I'm taking her hiking around the Santa Monica Mountains. But hey, live your life how you want to.

Your lifestyle seems empty and meaningless to me. I spent last week building homes for orphaned kids in South Sudan while you were selfishly attending to a well-fed and educated middle-class girl who you only care about because she happens to share genes with you. So while you're pretending like the rest of the world doesn't exist and debating the merits of the next Memphis QB instead of making a difference, I'm helping the most disadvantaged regardless of their biological link to me. But hey, live your life how you want to.

POTY

 

[Arizona Ron]

 

[Zow]

I watched Dateline with my wife and my parents, went to bed around 10:30.

Yeah wife was out on a girls' night last night. I took an epsom soak, ate some takeout, drank some whisky and watched the Soprano's. Tried to stay awake in time for her to get home for the secks but I feel asleep about 9:45. All in all, a pretty good night. Then I read Ron's stuff.

ETA: Espom was Dr. Teal's. Scotch was Maker's 46. I wore Adidas sweatpants and a banana republic pima cotton t-shirt. Watched soprano's on a 4 year old iPad.

Maker's 46 isn't scotch

Ready to post the same thing. And Sopranos on an ipad? Whatsdamattawityou?

1. I indicated the scotch was a typo.

2. Have HBOGo on the iPad. Too lazy to hook it up to the TV.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Your lifestyle seems empty and meaningless to me. I spend the week up in SF taking my daughter to the Exploratorium and Chinatown and out to Berkeley to feed animals at Little Farm and ride the steam train. It was a 1000% better to me than what you described. Today I'm taking her hiking around the Santa Monica Mountains. But hey, live your life how you want to.

Your lifestyle seems empty and meaningless to me. I spent last week building homes for orphaned kids in South Sudan while you were selfishly attending to a well-fed and educated middle-class girl who you only care about because she happens to share genes with you. So while you're pretending like the rest of the world doesn't exist and debating the merits of the next Memphis QB instead of making a difference, I'm helping the most disadvantaged regardless of their biological link to me. But hey, live your life how you want to.

POTY

 

[cstu]

Your lifestyle seems empty and meaningless to me. I spend the week up in SF taking my daughter to the Exploratorium and Chinatown and out to Berkeley to feed animals at Little Farm and ride the steam train. It was a 1000% better to me than what you described. Today I'm taking her hiking around the Santa Monica Mountains. But hey, live your life how you want to.

Your lifestyle seems empty and meaningless to me. I spent last week building homes for orphaned kids in South Sudan while you were selfishly attending to a well-fed and educated middle-class girl who you only care about because she happens to share genes with you. So while you're pretending like the rest of the world doesn't exist and debating the merits of the next Memphis QB instead of making a difference, I'm helping the most disadvantaged regardless of their biological link to me. But hey, live your life how you want to.

 

[sbonomo]

Your lifestyle seems empty and meaningless to me. I spend the week up in SF taking my daughter to the Exploratorium and Chinatown and out to Berkeley to feed animals at Little Farm and ride the steam train. It was a 1000% better to me than what you described. Today I'm taking her hiking around the Santa Monica Mountains. But hey, live your life how you want to.

why are you in here then? this thread has not changed much over the years. Go away if it not your thing. I am assuming ron does not come and piss all over your threads.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Your lifestyle seems empty and meaningless to me. I spend the week up in SF taking my daughter to the Exploratorium and Chinatown and out to Berkeley to feed animals at Little Farm and ride the steam train. It was a 1000% better to me than what you described. Today I'm taking her hiking around the Santa Monica Mountains. But hey, live your life how you want to.

why are you in here then? this thread has not changed much over the years. Go away if it not your thing. I am assuming ron does not come and piss all over your threads.

Well at least not unless you call him to meet for drinks and ask him nice.

 

[offdee]

Your lifestyle seems empty and meaningless to me. I spend the week up in SF taking my daughter to the Exploratorium and Chinatown and out to Berkeley to feed animals at Little Farm and ride the steam train. It was a 1000% better to me than what you described. Today I'm taking her hiking around the Santa Monica Mountains. But hey, live your life how you want to.

why are you in here then? this thread has not changed much over the years. Go away if it not your thing. I am assuming ron does not come and piss all over your threads.

Well at least not unless you call him to meet for drinks and ask him nice.

SOAK THE THREADS!

 

[AAABatteries]

Your lifestyle seems empty and meaningless to me. I spend the week up in SF taking my daughter to the Exploratorium and Chinatown and out to Berkeley to feed animals at Little Farm and ride the steam train. It was a 1000% better to me than what you described. Today I'm taking her hiking around the Santa Monica Mountains. But hey, live your life how you want to.

why are you in here then? this thread has not changed much over the years. Go away if it not your thing. I am assuming ron does not come and piss all over your threads.

Well at least not unless you call him to meet for drinks and ask him nice.

Michael would do it for free.

 

[sbonomo]

 

[kentric]

Ron is bringing Angie, Ice Princess, and Druggie Chick with him as he meets up with part-time lesbo in what I'm sure will end up in a 5-way splooge fest.

I'm at home watching Star Wars Rebels listening to my kids talk about Minecraft. I hate my life.

I'm taking a 23 year old out on a date (I'm 35) shortly. If all goes well it might literally be 20% as epic as a Ron story.

You'd only hit 20% if the 23 y.o. sticks her tongue up your ###.

 

[Quez]

Less starving Sudanese kids, more smut!

 

[kentric]

What I typically don't share is being bombarded by text messages on a daily basis and the struggle to convey giving a ####. You think this is just me calling up chicks to hang out, no, it's like months of business development work to land one sale. It's painful - I'm legit exchanging texts with right now with Druggie about how mean Ice is to her but she still likes her. The struggle is real folks.

I'm tall, dark and handsome and all that junk

Even white girls be sayin' "Ooh, Ron's a hunk got Michael playing with my spunk!"

Even Puerto Rican girls be callin' me papi

Some try to copy, but they look sloppy

So imitators who wanna step to a

Brother like me, lick my manure

Anything goes when it comes to hoes, they go

Pimpin' ain't easy

Fixed.

 

[JNox3]

I watched Dateline with my wife and my parents, went to bed around 10:30.

You didn't say what you or your parents were wearing. Fail. Have you learned nothing?

I just assume your wife was naked but if she had on clothes those need to be described as well.

 

[Angry Beavers]

December bump.........

 

[McGarnicle]

Gonna be a white Christmas imo.

 

[kentric]

Gonna be a white Christmas imo.

Michael is hoping so.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

I think it's time to reach out to the old dude snd younger wife in sunglasses now

 

[VA703]

Good updates over the holiday.

I wonder though why don't they just extract some jizz from Michael?

 

[Quez]

I think it's time to reach out to the old dude snd younger wife in sunglasses now

At the very least he might be able to get the name of older dudes personal trainer.

 

[VA703]

is Michael disabled like Walter White Jr from breaking bad?

 

[Arizona Ron]

is Michael disabled like Walter White Jr from breaking bad?

No, just moves like an old guy with with bad knees/hips/back or something.

 

[beercat]

is Michael disabled like Walter White Jr from breaking bad?

No, just moves like an old guy with with bad knees/hips/back or something.

Like Finch from Person of Interest?

 

[gianmarco]

is Michael disabled like Walter White Jr from breaking bad?

No, just moves like an old guy with with bad knees/hips/back or something.

Like Finch from Person of Interest?

Or the Cookie Monster from Sesame Street?

 

[Buckychudd]

So are you still sleeping with the wife or has that been completely cut off. If you're not sleeping with her, are you sleeping with people she's sleeping with?

 

[Arizona Ron]

So are you still sleeping with the wife or has that been completely cut off. If you're not sleeping with her, are you sleeping with people she's sleeping with?

No, we haven't been together since I moved out. She is somewhat dating a girl, I wouldn't bother trying to tag her.

 

[Hoh]

So are you still sleeping with the wife or has that been completely cut off. If you're not sleeping with her, are you sleeping with people she's sleeping with?

No, we haven't been together since I moved out. She is somewhat dating a girl, I wouldn't bother trying to tag her.

Good for you. Standards, and whatnot.

 

[Arizona Ron]

Last Wed or Thurs, I get a text from Ice

Ice: I'll see you next week

Me: Okay

That was it, didn't think anything of it. She called me this morning:

Ice: Hey, i was thinking, how am I going to get in?

Me: Get in where?

Ice: Your place

Me: Umm, just buzz me when you want to come over and I'll have them let you in at the front.

Ice: All week???

Me: What?

Ice: I told you I had a training class near your place next week. I thought I would just stay there instead of driving out there every day. If I drive, I would have to leave my place at like 6am every morning to make it there by 9. Parking sucks and it's not cheap.

Me: I'm totally lost, you didn't say anything about staying at my place for a week.

Ice: Yes I did.

Me: Look, sure, no problem. I'll have the front desk make a guest fob for you.

Ice: Okay, I'll be there Sunday night.

So I guess I'm going to have a house guest all next week. I'm 100% sure I never had a conversation about her staying with me for an entire week. I'm cool with it just know I would have remembered that conversation.

 

[Hawks64]

Last Wed or Thurs, I get a text from Ice

Ice: I'll see you next week

Me: Okay

That was it, didn't think anything of it. She called me this morning:

Ice: Hey, i was thinking, how am I going to get in?

Me: Get in where?

Ice: Your place

Me: Umm, just buzz me when you want to come over and I'll have them let you in at the front.

Ice: All week???

Me: What?

Ice: I told you I had a training class near your place next week. I thought I would just stay there instead of driving out there every day. If I drive, I would have to leave my place at like 6am every morning to make it there by 9. Parking sucks and it's not cheap.

Me: I'm totally lost, you didn't say anything about staying at my place for a week.

Ice: Yes I did.

Me: Look, sure, no problem. I'll have the front desk make a guest fob for you.

Ice: Okay, I'll be there Sunday night.

So I guess I'm going to have a house guest all next week. I'm 100% sure I never had a conversation about her staying with me for an entire week. I'm cool with it just know I would have remembered that conversation.

Well it will make for entertaining stories for us that's for sure!

 

[xulf]

 

[shadyridr]

Start hiding shampoo bottles

 

[McGarnicle]

Not a fan of Ice. If you're letting her stay there for a whole week, she owes you bigtime after the last encounter.

 

[Arizona Ron]

Not a fan of Ice. If you're letting her stay there for a whole week, she owes you bigtime after the last encounter.

I really don't think she intended to hurt me. It was just her just high/drunk messing around and doing her "I'm in control" schtick which only seems to come out when other women are around.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

She's in control alright.

 

[McGarnicle]

Not a fan of Ice. If you're letting her stay there for a whole week, she owes you bigtime after the last encounter.

I really don't think she intended to hurt me. It was just her just high/drunk messing around and doing her "I'm in control" schtick which only seems to come out when other women are around.

I hope you teach her to respect the blacksnake. She needs to drop to her knees on command for the next week. That condo sounds amazing.

 

[Arizona Ron]

Not a fan of Ice. If you're letting her stay there for a whole week, she owes you bigtime after the last encounter.

I really don't think she intended to hurt me. It was just her just high/drunk messing around and doing her "I'm in control" schtick which only seems to come out when other women are around.

I hope you teach her to respect the blacksnake. She needs to drop to her knees on command for the next week. That condo sounds amazing.

The condo is nice but I would never buy it; just renting for now. Crystal City is lame on nights and dead on the weekends. I'd rather buy further north in Arlington, Reston or Fairfax where there's nightlife but still away from undesirables.

I have to figure something out soon though. The owner is looking to sell the place early next year.

 

[cstu]

Last Wed or Thurs, I get a text from Ice

Ice: I'll see you next week

Me: Okay

That was it, didn't think anything of it. She called me this morning:

Ice: Hey, i was thinking, how am I going to get in?

Me: Get in where?

Ice: Your place

Me: Umm, just buzz me when you want to come over and I'll have them let you in at the front.

Ice: All week???

Me: What?

Ice: I told you I had a training class near your place next week. I thought I would just stay there instead of driving out there every day. If I drive, I would have to leave my place at like 6am every morning to make it there by 9. Parking sucks and it's not cheap.

Me: I'm totally lost, you didn't say anything about staying at my place for a week.

Ice: Yes I did.

Me: Look, sure, no problem. I'll have the front desk make a guest fob for you.

Ice: Okay, I'll be there Sunday night.

So I guess I'm going to have a house guest all next week. I'm 100% sure I never had a conversation about her staying with me for an entire week. I'm cool with it just know I would have remembered that conversation.

GFY, Ice.

 

[cstu]

Not a fan of Ice. If you're letting her stay there for a whole week, she owes you bigtime after the last encounter.

I really don't think she intended to hurt me. It was just her just high/drunk messing around and doing her "I'm in control" schtick which only seems to come out when other women are around.

This is how much Ice respects you:

You're being a ##### letting her take advantage like this.

 

[Golden Gopher]

AR, I'm thinking we need an epic milestone post once this thing reaches 100 pages. Thanks in advance.

 

[gianmarco]

Dude!!?? What were you wearing during that textual exchange?

 

[Arizona Ron]

Not a fan of Ice. If you're letting her stay there for a whole week, she owes you bigtime after the last encounter.

I really don't think she intended to hurt me. It was just her just high/drunk messing around and doing her "I'm in control" schtick which only seems to come out when other women are around.

This is how much Ice respects you:

You're being a ##### letting her take advantage like this.

"letting her take advantage" of what? One of the empty rooms in my condo?

 

[cstu]

Not a fan of Ice. If you're letting her stay there for a whole week, she owes you bigtime after the last encounter.

I really don't think she intended to hurt me. It was just her just high/drunk messing around and doing her "I'm in control" schtick which only seems to come out when other women are around.

This is how much Ice respects you:

You're being a ##### letting her take advantage like this.

"letting her take advantage" of what? One of the empty rooms in my condo?

Yes, because from everything you've written about her she doesn't actually like you.

 

[Arizona Ron]

Not a fan of Ice. If you're letting her stay there for a whole week, she owes you bigtime after the last encounter.

I really don't think she intended to hurt me. It was just her just high/drunk messing around and doing her "I'm in control" schtick which only seems to come out when other women are around.

This is how much Ice respects you:

You're being a ##### letting her take advantage like this.

"letting her take advantage" of what? One of the empty rooms in my condo?

Yes, because from everything you've written about her she doesn't actually like you.

I know she doesn't like me, she's gay she likes women.

 

[sbonomo]

Dang it i thought we were getting an epic update. I went to bed at 9:30 last night, worked for two hours this AM and have a lonely date with myself tonight since the wife is in LA. I need a good update here.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Find the silver lining: You'll have a sparkling ####### next time the lesions come over.

 

[Thunderlips]

Not a fan of Ice. If you're letting her stay there for a whole week, she owes you bigtime after the last encounter.

I really don't think she intended to hurt me. It was just her just high/drunk messing around and doing her "I'm in control" schtick which only seems to come out when other women are around.

This is how much Ice respects you:

You're being a ##### letting her take advantage like this.

It'll pay dividends down the line.

 

[Skipdog77]

Find the silver lining: You'll have a sparkling ####### next time the lesions come over.

I know this is a typo/auto-correct thing, but

 

[cstu]

Not a fan of Ice. If you're letting her stay there for a whole week, she owes you bigtime after the last encounter.

I really don't think she intended to hurt me. It was just her just high/drunk messing around and doing her "I'm in control" schtick which only seems to come out when other women are around.

This is how much Ice respects you:

You're being a ##### letting her take advantage like this.

"letting her take advantage" of what? One of the empty rooms in my condo?

Yes, because from everything you've written about her she doesn't actually like you.

I know she doesn't like me, she's gay she likes women.

I mean she doesn't even like you as a friend - nothing but a stupid horny guy to use IMO.

 

[Quez]

I come to ffa to interact with undesirables but I would never want to live near them either.

 

[El Floppo]

Find the silver lining: You'll have a sparkling ####### next time the lesions come over.

I know this is a typo/auto-correct thing, but