Loaning a chick money 9/9/16 - Bye (1 Viewer)

[Ned]

I think Shadyrdr's comment about her being black had something to do with occasionally shaving her hair and coloring it.

ETA: which makes zero sense to me btw

Umm no, she was black in the drawing

 

[xulf]

My link - even has a rainbow on it

 

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Didnt you compare her to pink in the past? In my mind that's what I see her as.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Didnt you compare her to pink in the past? In my mind that's what I see her as.

They're all pink in the dark.

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

Didnt you compare her to pink in the past? In my mind that's what I see her as.

They're all pink in the dark.

also all pink in the middle

 

[Arizona Ron]

Didnt you compare her to pink in the past? In my mind that's what I see her as.

Yes in style but way smaller.

 

[gianmarco]

Ron, I don't know if you realize this, but she's just using you as a sex toy. I hate to break it to you like that but I just don't want to see you hurt.

 

[Zow]

Ron, I don't know if you realize this, but she's just using you as a sex toy. I hate to break it to you like that but I just don't want to see you hurt.

This isn't Ice related, but for even further proof that the post in your sig is the greatest ever, I just realized that it accurately predicted Martavis Bryant would be good.

 

[Yenrub]

Ron, I don't know if you realize this, but she's just using you as a sex toy. I hate to break it to you like that but I just don't want to see you hurt.

Ron's response

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbN8jqDhHO8

 

[cockroach]

Ron, I don't know if you realize this, but she's just using you as a sex toy. I hate to break it to you like that but I just don't want to see you hurt.

This isn't Ice related, but for even further proof that the post in your sig is the greatest ever, I just realized that it accurately predicted Martavis Bryant would be good.

I noticed that recently too and was like "wow... wait, is that league real?!"

Hey Ron, you ever try getting shat on by a chick? (I remember you getting the enima and remarking on how the girl, I think it must've been Ice, giggled with glee when you shot a nugget on her)

I know, the answer will be "of course not!"... but you seem to enjoy getting metaphorically crapped all over on by women... you may want to try the real thing, maybe.

 

[sbonomo]

Didnt you compare her to pink in the past? In my mind that's what I see her as.

Yes in style but way smaller.

How can she be smaller than pink - she is like 5 feet nothing with a b cup at best.

 

[Arizona Ron]

Didnt you compare her to pink in the past? In my mind that's what I see her as.

Yes in style but way smaller.

How can she be smaller than pink - she is like 5 feet nothing with a b cup at best.

Like skinner, Pink seems thicker to me than Ice. She's built more like Miley (without the chicken ###) with Pink's style.

 

[skol asylum]

If Ron were white we could call this little experiment of playing house the Vanilla Ice Project.

 

[Buckfast 1]

If Ron were white we could call this little experiment of playing house the Vanilla Ice Project.

AZRon did say that Ice is "very white." I think it plays.

 

[Quez]

How old is Ice? Does she ever want to make her parents happy and settle down? It seems like m-f ice is pretty responsible. Maybe she will "grow up" one day? I almost felt like she was kind of fishing around the condo questions as if Ron could be an option.

 

[VA703]

so did you block Barbra from your phone? clingy girl hungry for the dong seems to have disappeared. I wonder if Michael has clubbed her to death and is walking dead eating her corpse while rubbing blood on his ####

 

[Arizona Ron]

so did you block Barbra from your phone? clingy girl hungry for the dong seems to have disappeared. I wonder if Michael has clubbed her to death and is walking dead eating her corpse while rubbing blood on his ####

I've talked to her via text a few times, her mostly apologizing and saying we can still be friends type thing.

 

[bakes]

She's white, very white actually.

Now I am picturing the love child of Pink and Edgar Winter.

 

[Arizona Ron]

How old is Ice? Does she ever want to make her parents happy and settle down? It seems like m-f ice is pretty responsible. Maybe she will "grow up" one day? I almost felt like she was kind of fishing around the condo questions as if Ron could be an option.

She's 27 now and I think she's starting to get the itch to have kids; I just don't think she'll ever marry a man though. And yeah, she's pretty tame during the week. Last night I got home from the gym around 7:30 and she was curled up watching TV in my room. I laid on the bed and chatted about her day for a bit, she just said she's tired and wanted to chill.

I wanted to catch up on Empire, so I went back into the living room and hung there watching the last 3 episodes of the season while trying to figure out of Gussy is trolling everyone in his "need help losing weight..." thread. I didn't go to sleep until about 12:30 and she was knocked out long before.

She was up early today as I met her in the shower after she came back from the gym while I was just waking up.

 

[JShare87]

How old is Ice? Does she ever want to make her parents happy and settle down? It seems like m-f ice is pretty responsible. Maybe she will "grow up" one day? I almost felt like she was kind of fishing around the condo questions as if Ron could be an option.

She's 27 now and I think she's starting to get the itch to have kids; I just don't think she'll ever marry a man though. And yeah, she's pretty tame during the week. Last night I got home from the gym around 7:30 and she was curled up watching TV in my room. I laid on the bed and chatted about her day for a bit, she just said she's tired and wanted to chill.

I wanted to catch up on Empire, so I went back into the living room and hung there watching the last 3 episodes of the season while trying to figure out of Gussy is trolling everyone in his "need help losing weight..." thread. I didn't go to sleep until about 12:30 and she was knocked out long before.

She was up early today as I met her in the shower after she came back from the gym while I was just waking up.

So....... Was Gussy trolling us, or nah?

 

[Quez]

If Ice gets too comfortable playing house for the week she might make you get a reverse vasectomy.

 

[Arizona Ron]

If Ice gets too comfortable playing house for the week she might make you get a reverse vasectomy.

I'd tell her to get in line.

 

[xulf]

I can't wait for the update where Ice cures Michael of his impotency issues and she becomes pregnant with his love child. All it will take is a smack to the nards from her and he will be back in the game.

 

[eoMMan]

I think we're at a point when Ron should set up cameras in condo and make you guys pay to watch in real time.

 

[Buzzbait]

If Ice gets too comfortable playing house for the week she might make you get a reverse vasectomy.

I'd tell her to get in line.

That could be taken 2 ways:

A) "Uh, that ain't happening and you need to reel it in and get back in line"

OR

B) "Well join the crowd and get in line because there are other women with the same idea"

Pretty sure you meant A but with the request from Barbra you arleady have one in line B.

 

[Arizona Ron]

If Ice gets too comfortable playing house for the week she might make you get a reverse vasectomy.

I'd tell her to get in line.

That could be taken 2 ways:

A) "Uh, that ain't happening and you need to reel it in and get back in line"

OR

B) "Well join the crowd and get in line because there are other women with the same idea"

Pretty sure you meant A but with the request from Barbra you arleady have one in line B.

It's B. And Barb isn't the first to suggest this. Also my Wife (not in the last several years), Angie and two other chicks I've been banging off and on.

 

[dhockster]

If Ice gets too comfortable playing house for the week she might make you get a reverse vasectomy.

I'd tell her to get in line.

That could be taken 2 ways:

A) "Uh, that ain't happening and you need to reel it in and get back in line"

OR

B) "Well join the crowd and get in line because there are other women with the same idea"

Pretty sure you meant A but with the request from Barbra you arleady have one in line B.

It's B. And Barb isn't the first to suggest this. Also my Wife (not in the last several years), Angie and two other chicks I've been banging off and on.

Everyone wants a little AZRon running around.

 

[cstu]

If Ice gets too comfortable playing house for the week she might make you get a reverse vasectomy.

I'd tell her to get in line.

That could be taken 2 ways:

A) "Uh, that ain't happening and you need to reel it in and get back in line"

OR

B) "Well join the crowd and get in line because there are other women with the same idea"

Pretty sure you meant A but with the request from Barbra you arleady have one in line B.

It's B. And Barb isn't the first to suggest this. Also my Wife (not in the last several years), Angie and two other chicks I've been banging off and on.

Everyone wants a little AZRon running around.

Or a sugar daddy.

 

[In The Zone]

I think we're at a point when Ron should set up cameras in condo and make you guys pay to watch in real time.

Damn, you read my mind, except for the pay part.

 

[Arizona Ron]

Ice and I hit the gym together after dinner for some cardio. We were both exhausted when we got back to my place; I put on my "after workout mix" on the bluetooth system in my bedroom which is mostly a Lou Reed, Dire Straits, Neil Young and Pink Floyd kinda vibe - great 'cool down' and chill music. We got into the shower together, Ice and I were sitting down just letting the water run over us - the shower has a double overhead and bench along the wall so it's easy to have a few people in the shower together without one person blocking the water.

I pick up the scrub brush and begin to wash her feet while Ice is singing along softly to the music. We finish showering and dry off; she lays down on the bed and I lay next to her; I turned the music down a bit so it's just subtle background noise - she's just looking at me and smiling, then says,

Ice: Ronnie, I love you

Me: I love you too

Ice: I really mean that. I've never cared about another guy the way I care about you. You're a really good person.

Me: Thank you (struggling for a comeback)

Ice: (she interrupts my awkward silence), You're open and honest with everyone. You tell the truth even when you really shouldn't. Most guys are gross, penis happy, liars (first time I heard the term "penis happy"). I hated you so much when I first met you - I thought you were a jerk but you proved me wrong every time. You're one of my best friends and I love you.

She kisses me then says she needs to get some rest; tomorrow (Thursday) is her last day of training and there's a test on Friday. It's for a certification that's really important for her work and she's really nervous about it. I laid on my back, Ice then put her head on my chest and one leg on mine and snuggled in.

I laid there with Ice thinking about her; I really do care for this girl but she's such a basket case. It would be nice to finally date a woman with her own money but again, crazy person.

I closed my eyes trying to blank out anymore thoughts to fall asleep and the last thing I heard in the background was, "hey girl, take a walk on the wild side".

 

[gianmarco]

Is this like the calm before the storm? There probably needs to be some ominous music in the background.

 

[eoMMan]

Do you think you'll ever settle down and be monogamous?

 

[VA703]

I think we're at a point when Ron should set up cameras in condo and make you guys pay to watch in real time.

hopefully you only pay per camera and not the entire package. if that's the case count me in for the a la carte toilet bowl cam

TIA

 

[VA703]

Ice and I hit the gym together after dinner for some cardio. We were both exhausted when we got back to my place; I put on my "after workout mix" on the bluetooth system in my bedroom which is mostly a Lou Reed, Dire Straits, Neil Young and Pink Floyd kinda vibe - great 'cool down' and chill music. We got into the shower together, Ice and I were sitting down just letting the water run over us - the shower has a double overhead and bench along the wall so it's easy to have a few people in the shower together without one person blocking the water.

I pick up the scrub brush and begin to wash her feet while Ice is singing along softly to the music. We finish showering and dry off; she lays down on the bed and I lay next to her; I turned the music down a bit so it's just subtle background noise - she's just looking at me and smiling, then says,

Ice: Ronnie, I love you

Me: I love you too

Ice: I really mean that. I've never cared about another guy the way I care about you. You're a really good person.

Me: Thank you (struggling for a comeback)

Ice: (she interrupts my awkward silence), You're open and honest with everyone. You tell the truth even when you really shouldn't. Most guys are gross, penis happy, liars (first time I heard the term "penis happy"). I hated you so much when I first met you - I thought you were a jerk but you proved me wrong every time. You're one of my best friends and I love you.

She kisses me then says she needs to get some rest; tomorrow (Thursday) is her last day of training and there's a test on Friday. It's for a certification that's really important for her work and she's really nervous about it. I laid on my back, Ice then put her head on my chest and one leg on mine and snuggled in.

I laid there with Ice thinking about her; I really do care for this girl but she's such a basket case. It would be nice to finally date a woman with her own money but again, crazy person.

I closed my eyes trying to blank out anymore thoughts to fall asleep and the last thing I heard in the background was, "hey girl, take a walk on the wild side".

the screen goes black like the sopranos finale

and that my folks is the mid season finale. to read the rest please subscribe to amazon and order his audio book

 

[Quez]

How did you not have a raging hard on bathing & laying next to her? It's like you 2 are already married!!!

 

[xulf]

I ####### love this thread.

And I cannot help but laugh every time I see VA703's friggin avatar thinking of Michael. That is one of the best gems to come from this.

 

[gianmarco]

Can't believe this thread is 3 years old.

 

[gianmarco]

I ####### love this thread.

And I cannot help but laugh every time I see VA703's friggin avatar thinking of Michael. That is one of the best gems to come from this.

 

[AcerFC]

Wait, black people listen to Dire Straits

And was the lesbian thing a phase. Did you turn her hetero

 

[dhockster]

Ice and I hit the gym together after dinner for some cardio. We were both exhausted when we got back to my place; I put on my "after workout mix" on the bluetooth system in my bedroom which is mostly a Lou Reed, Dire Straits, Neil Young and Pink Floyd kinda vibe - great 'cool down' and chill music. We got into the shower together, Ice and I were sitting down just letting the water run over us - the shower has a double overhead and bench along the wall so it's easy to have a few people in the shower together without one person blocking the water.

I pick up the scrub brush and begin to wash her feet while Ice is singing along softly to the music. We finish showering and dry off; she lays down on the bed and I lay next to her; I turned the music down a bit so it's just subtle background noise - she's just looking at me and smiling, then says,

Ice: Ronnie, I love you

Me: I love you too

Ice: I really mean that. I've never cared about another guy the way I care about you. You're a really good person.

Me: Thank you (struggling for a comeback)

Ice: (she interrupts my awkward silence), You're open and honest with everyone. You tell the truth even when you really shouldn't. Most guys are gross, penis happy, liars (first time I heard the term "penis happy"). I hated you so much when I first met you - I thought you were a jerk but you proved me wrong every time. You're one of my best friends and I love you.

She kisses me then says she needs to get some rest; tomorrow (Thursday) is her last day of training and there's a test on Friday. It's for a certification that's really important for her work and she's really nervous about it. I laid on my back, Ice then put her head on my chest and one leg on mine and snuggled in.

I laid there with Ice thinking about her; I really do care for this girl but she's such a basket case. It would be nice to finally date a woman with her own money but again, crazy person.

I closed my eyes trying to blank out anymore thoughts to fall asleep and the last thing I heard in the background was, "hey girl, take a walk on the wild side".

Of course it does. I'll have to remember this when I get my bachelor pad.

 

[playin4beer]

I think we're at a point when Ron should set up cameras in condo and make you guys pay to watch in real time.

If that were to happen, there wouldn't be another thread here that would get any action.....including Tim's.

 

[Arizona Ron]

Do you think you'll ever settle down and be monogamous?

No

 

[Arizona Ron]

How did you not have a raging hard on bathing & laying next to her? It's like you 2 are already married!!!

We've been banging a lot this week, mostly in the morning except for the one night. That and just leaving the gym after 40mins of cardio wore me out.

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

Do you think you'll ever settle down and be monogamous?

No

 

[Yankee23Fan]

We've come a long way from the fox incident.

 

[dhockster]

I love Ice week!

 

[McGarnicle]

Ice and I hit the gym together after dinner for some cardio. We were both exhausted when we got back to my place; I put on my "after workout mix" on the bluetooth system in my bedroom which is mostly a Lou Reed, Dire Straits, Neil Young and Pink Floyd kinda vibe - great 'cool down' and chill music. We got into the shower together, Ice and I were sitting down just letting the water run over us - the shower has a double overhead and bench along the wall so it's easy to have a few people in the shower together without one person blocking the water.

I pick up the scrub brush and begin to wash her feet while Ice is singing along softly to the music. We finish showering and dry off; she lays down on the bed and I lay next to her; I turned the music down a bit so it's just subtle background noise - she's just looking at me and smiling, then says,

Ice: Ronnie, I love you

Me: I love you too

Ice: I really mean that. I've never cared about another guy the way I care about you. You're a really good person.

Me: Thank you (struggling for a comeback)

Ice: (she interrupts my awkward silence), You're open and honest with everyone. You tell the truth even when you really shouldn't. Most guys are gross, penis happy, liars (first time I heard the term "penis happy"). I hated you so much when I first met you - I thought you were a jerk but you proved me wrong every time. You're one of my best friends and I love you.

She kisses me then says she needs to get some rest; tomorrow (Thursday) is her last day of training and there's a test on Friday. It's for a certification that's really important for her work and she's really nervous about it. I laid on my back, Ice then put her head on my chest and one leg on mine and snuggled in.

I laid there with Ice thinking about her; I really do care for this girl but she's such a basket case. It would be nice to finally date a woman with her own money but again, crazy person.

I closed my eyes trying to blank out anymore thoughts to fall asleep and the last thing I heard in the background was, "hey girl, take a walk on the wild side".

I hope I'm wrong, but she's definitely going to kill you imo.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

I think Shadyrdr's comment about her being black had something to do with occasionally shaving her hair and coloring it.

ETA: which makes zero sense to me btw

Took it as a reference to Shuke's whole "black ice" sceptic thing ...

 

[gianmarco]

Ice and I hit the gym together after dinner for some cardio. We were both exhausted when we got back to my place; I put on my "after workout mix" on the bluetooth system in my bedroom which is mostly a Lou Reed, Dire Straits, Neil Young and Pink Floyd kinda vibe - great 'cool down' and chill music. We got into the shower together, Ice and I were sitting down just letting the water run over us - the shower has a double overhead and bench along the wall so it's easy to have a few people in the shower together without one person blocking the water.

I pick up the scrub brush and begin to wash her feet while Ice is singing along softly to the music. We finish showering and dry off; she lays down on the bed and I lay next to her; I turned the music down a bit so it's just subtle background noise - she's just looking at me and smiling, then says,

Ice: Ronnie, I love you

Me: I love you too

Ice: I really mean that. I've never cared about another guy the way I care about you. You're a really good person.

Me: Thank you (struggling for a comeback)

Ice: (she interrupts my awkward silence), You're open and honest with everyone. You tell the truth even when you really shouldn't. Most guys are gross, penis happy, liars (first time I heard the term "penis happy"). I hated you so much when I first met you - I thought you were a jerk but you proved me wrong every time. You're one of my best friends and I love you.

She kisses me then says she needs to get some rest; tomorrow (Thursday) is her last day of training and there's a test on Friday. It's for a certification that's really important for her work and she's really nervous about it. I laid on my back, Ice then put her head on my chest and one leg on mine and snuggled in.

I laid there with Ice thinking about her; I really do care for this girl but she's such a basket case. It would be nice to finally date a woman with her own money but again, crazy person.

I closed my eyes trying to blank out anymore thoughts to fall asleep and the last thing I heard in the background was, "hey girl, take a walk on the wild side".

I hope I'm wrong, but she's definitely going to kill you imo.

 

[Yankee23Fan]

I don't know if someone has posted this at this point so if I am stealing an idea I apologize....

Ron, you really need to take this entire thread - add to it the stories you haven't told us - and put in screenplay form and try to sell it to Showtime or HBO. The successful businessman who loves his daughter but lives a lifestyle that gets in the way of true human companionship that isn't just sex. The ups and downs of an open lifestyle. The obvious sex scenes for cable. The responses of the FFA regulars here would the equivilent of your character hanging out with the guys or talking to your shrink.

It would be a better show than Togetherness, that's for sure.