MICROWAVE OVENS: A discussion (1 Viewer)

[Dan Lambskin]

Is that a chicken?

Yes

 

[Henry Ford]

Yes

Is there a reason there's a chicken on your cabinets?

 

[jwb]

Nothing good comes out of a microwave oven. Nothing.

Don't own one - haven't for years. It doesn't take that long to heat up / cook food. 

 

[DA RAIDERS]

makes food taste bland.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Is there a reason there's a chicken on your cabinets?

My wife decorates.   I don't ask questions 

 

[MarvinTScamper]

Nobody should use it

"When I'm reheating a hot drink, I like to use my oven", said Roger Dildosniffer. 

 

[James Daulton]

We heat leftovers up in the microwave all the time.  Maybe you guys suck at cooking?

 

[James Daulton]

When I removed my microwave that came with my house, I put my entire liquor cabinet where it used to be.  

They must make some tiny liquor bottles there in beautiful Mississippi HF. 

 

[mr. furley]

Or you could replace it with a 1" deep utensil rack and get rid of that moldy vase you keep your utensils in on your counter. 

got eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem!

 

[Chaos Commish]

Fried the magnetron about three years ago and never replaced it. The mike is mounted above the stove and works as a fan, temporary food storage, a clock and a timer. I like it. I don't miss its usual purpose though.

 

[urbanhack]

@mr. fruley

@mr. id

 

[mr. furley]

@mr. id

@Nigel Tufnel

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

@Nigel Tufnel

@#1 Fan of Ghana Soccer

 

[RokNRole]

"When I'm reheating a hot drink, I like to use my oven", said Roger Dildosniffer. 

I would use a medium sauce pot on low heat.

Give it a shake now and then until it's to your liking.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

When I removed my microwave that came with my house, I put my entire liquor cabinet where it used to be.  

I'll allow it.

 

[Politician Spock]

It's because of the microwave that I have time to waste here. 

 

[Henry Ford]

"When I'm reheating a hot drink, I like to use my oven", said Roger Dildosniffer. 

Some of us use a saucepan, Emeril. 

 

[Mister CIA]

How do you make your Hot Pockets?

I use a Sun dial.

 

[Mister CIA]

I have a microwave, but rarely use it outside of nuking frozen vegetables, or giving a stick of butter a 10 second bump.

 

[SameSongNDance]

At a party once, me and a couple of my buddies were standing around the kitchen chilling when this guy Joe walks up to the fridge, pulls out a hot dog, sticks it in the microwave for 30 seconds, puts it in a bun, takes a bite and walks out looking pretty ####### satisfied. I tried it and it wasn't bad. I was wasted though.

 

[Super King]

At a party once, me and a couple of my buddies were standing around the kitchen chilling when this guy Joe walks up to the fridge, pulls out a hot dog, sticks it in the microwave for 30 seconds, puts it in a bun, takes a bite and walks out looking pretty ####### satisfied. I tried it and it wasn't bad. I was wasted though.

Microwaved hot dogs are pretty good drunk food.

 

[shuke]

I would use a medium sauce pot on low heat.

Give it a shake now and then until it's to your liking.

Stop

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

spin-off from another forum but i feel this warrants discussion with a larger pool of people

@The Gator 

You've got to be kidding me. 

How the mighty average passable have fallen.

 

[Mister CIA]

At a party once, me and a couple of my buddies were standing around the kitchen chilling when this guy Joe walks up to the fridge, pulls out a hot dog, sticks it in the microwave for 30 seconds, puts it in a bun, takes a bite and walks out looking pretty ####### satisfied. I tried it and it wasn't bad. I was wasted though.

Well, yeah!

 

[jhib]

I would use a medium sauce pot on low heat.

Give it a shake now and then until it's to your liking.

It's all about speed and convenience for you, isn't it?  Don't have enough time to do it right and start a fire with a couple of sticks?

 

[Don Quixote]

When you would like your reheated beverage to taste the same, but want to wash an extra dish.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

We use it to reheat leftover side dishes and vegetables.  Sometimes for leftover gravy, sauces.  

My wife uses it for the frozen veg in the cook bags.  That's about it.  

 

[FreeBaGeL]

I have a 4 month old, a 2 year old, my wife and I both work, and the kids don't go to daycare.  You think I'm waiting 30 minutes to reheat some damned leftovers in the oven?  Gtfo.

And even without all that, I'm lazy and not picky like that guy on the first page.

 

[Henry Ford]

I have a 4 month old, a 2 year old, my wife and I both work, and the kids don't go to daycare.  You think I'm waiting 30 minutes to reheat some damned leftovers in the oven?  Gtfo.

And even without all that, I'm lazy and not picky like that guy on the first page.

Yeah, if I were in a house with kids I'd have a microwave. 

 

[mr. furley]

You've got to be kidding me. 

How the mighty average passable have fallen.

maybe funny isn't your thing. who am i to judge.

 

[Fat Nick]

Just?????

JUST?????????

You must have ####ty leftovers

(#humblebrag)

#leftoversareforpeasants

j/k - The ONLY time i actually get excited for leftovers are when I have a myriad of things that don't go together and I have a little sampler plate.  Sort of a multi-cultural Tour of Italy.

e.g. BBQ Ribs + General Tso's Chicken + sauteed mushrooms, or The giant piece of steak my wife didn't finish + fettuccine alfredo + an old burrito.

Beyond that, I rarely get exited having the same exact thing I had a few nights before, only not as fresh.

 

[swabs]

<_<

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Microwaves are supposed to be pretty, pretty good at making dudes sterile if you stand too close.

Somebody should get in a time machine and tell @General Malaise this a couple years ago.