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Middle-aged Dummies are back and bursting at the "themes" to get going! Full theme ahead! (8 Viewers)

Research says that I've posted on FBG exactly once since the MAD cover band thread in April 2024, but this seems like something worthy of ending my "retirement."

In honor of fulfilling a decades-long dream of seeing Oasis in their hometown this upcoming August, I'll go with 31 songs by Manchester artists. Take that you scousers.*

*The band Take That, though considered to be Mancunian, will not be among the 31.

Scorchy! Was just thinking of you the other day! Welcome back!
I was thinking of an old fbger the other day that i believe i mistake for scorchy. I'm still confused, but welcome back!!
 
*The band Take That, though considered to be Mancunian, will not be among the 31.

I think they're on ditkaburgers' Boy Band list

Speaking of which, that Robbie Williams monkey movie is a bold gimmick
I dont think they expect much from a US audience who doesnt even know who he is on the whole.
No solo success and his only one chart entry for Take That.

The gimmick wont be a hindrance elsewhere.
 
I dont think they expect much from a US audience who doesnt even know who he is on the whole.
No solo success and his only one chart entry for Take That.

The gimmick wont be a hindrance elsewhere.

It's been getting quite a bit of advertising in the US. I assume Robbie is doing the talk show circuit this week but that's off my radar.

The 🐵 is an incredible gimmick. I don't think a straight biography would have generated this kind of interest even in the UK.
 
I was finally allowed access to football guys. My theme is Animal Kingdom. The songs had to have an animal in the name or as the subject of the song. I also only picked songs I knew already - no Google or Spotify searches. Only 1 song per artist. I'm looking forward to hearing everyone's lists!

Welcome, MrsKP! I hope the animals that inhabit this place are hospitable. Looking forward to the list.
It's a bungle in the jungle.
 
I dont think they expect much from a US audience who doesnt even know who he is on the whole.
No solo success and his only one chart entry for Take That.

The gimmick wont be a hindrance elsewhere.

It's been getting quite a bit of advertising in the US. I assume Robbie is doing the talk show circuit this week but that's off my radar.

The 🐵 is an incredible gimmick. I don't think a straight biography would have generated this kind of interest even in the UK.
I agree. Its an attention grabber. Rock bio pics tend to fail though, so gotta try something
He has a very charming persona which explains his continued success. Certainly not the music lol
 
I was finally allowed access to football guys. My theme is Animal Kingdom. The songs had to have an animal in the name or as the subject of the song. I also only picked songs I knew already - no Google or Spotify searches. Only 1 song per artist. I'm looking forward to hearing everyone's lists!

Welcome, MrsKP! I hope the animals that inhabit this place are hospitable. Looking forward to the list.
It's a bungle in the jungle.
That’s all right by me.
 
I dont think they expect much from a US audience who doesnt even know who he is on the whole.
No solo success and his only one chart entry for Take That.

The gimmick wont be a hindrance elsewhere.

It's been getting quite a bit of advertising in the US. I assume Robbie is doing the talk show circuit this week but that's off my radar.

The 🐵 is an incredible gimmick. I don't think a straight biography would have generated this kind of interest even in the UK.
Another post in this thread where I have no idea what they're talking about.
 
I dont think they expect much from a US audience who doesnt even know who he is on the whole.
No solo success and his only one chart entry for Take That.

The gimmick wont be a hindrance elsewhere.

It's been getting quite a bit of advertising in the US. I assume Robbie is doing the talk show circuit this week but that's off my radar.

The 🐵 is an incredible gimmick. I don't think a straight biography would have generated this kind of interest even in the UK.
Another post in this thread where I have no idea what they're talking about.
 
*The band Take That, though considered to be Mancunian, will not be among the 31.

I think they're on ditkaburgers' Boy Band list

Speaking of which, that Robbie Williams monkey movie is a bold gimmick
I dont think they expect much from a US audience who doesnt even know who he is on the whole.
No solo success and his only one chart entry for Take That.
I never listened to Take That but do own a couple of Robbie's early solo records - time to rescind my man card and my yank card.

Crazy that he grew up to look like an old Ray Liotta.
 
I dont think they expect much from a US audience who doesnt even know who he is on the whole.
No solo success and his only one chart entry for Take That.

The gimmick wont be a hindrance elsewhere.

It's been getting quite a bit of advertising in the US. I assume Robbie is doing the talk show circuit this week but that's off my radar.

The 🐵 is an incredible gimmick. I don't think a straight biography would have generated this kind of interest even in the UK.
Another post in this thread where I have no idea what they're talking about.
That movie looks dire. I can't wait for the Honest Trailer.
 
I dont think they expect much from a US audience who doesnt even know who he is on the whole.
No solo success and his only one chart entry for Take That.

The gimmick wont be a hindrance elsewhere.

It's been getting quite a bit of advertising in the US. I assume Robbie is doing the talk show circuit this week but that's off my radar.

The 🐵 is an incredible gimmick. I don't think a straight biography would have generated this kind of interest even in the UK.
Another post in this thread where I have no idea what they're talking about.
That movie looks dire. I can't wait for the Honest Trailer.
Its scoring very high on the tomato meter https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/better_man#critics-reviews
 
Hello friends and :welcome: new participants!

I'm just catching up on the thread, and I apologize in arrears and in advance for not being around much this week. Yesterday I had the pleasure of taking two (2) delayed flights to get to DC for a real treat: a 4000-person work meeting!

It is allegedly an honor to be invited to this, since the company has more like 90,000 employees. So far, I've been treated to the following non-exhaustive list of treats:

1. Each day starts at 8:15 a.m. and goes to around 10 pm, or later for some people. I am not some people.
2. If you don't want to have a roommate for the three nights of the meeting, you get to pay about $600 out of your own pocket. I'll give you one guess as to whether I thought $200/night not to bunk with a stranger was worth it.
3. The company is celebrating 25 years in business, and tonight we had a "birthday celebration" for "fun night," where we were all encouraged wear silver sparkly things and brightly colored party attire to honor the 25th anniversary (yes, it was termed both a birthday and an anniversary). Many of you might recall that the legal department is called the Justice League and that I had to choose a superhero to be when I took the job there. Since we are all superheroes, our team of 14 wore silver lame capes. (That should read "lam-AY" but it works just as well as lame.)
4. Through the two days of "content" during the day, sporadically they have each internal team do what they call a "team cheer," but it's really a song about work. All of corporate, including our group, is considered part of the same team. Our "cheer" is going to be sung to the tune of the song "Celebration," and I can't even bear to tell you the lyrics. Today on the only significant break we had, just before dinner, instead of breaking we practiced our cheer for tomorrow's performance.
5. There is more but I can't even.

Is there anyone who can take over this countdown if I don't survive?
 
Hello friends and :welcome: new participants!

I'm just catching up on the thread, and I apologize in arrears and in advance for not being around much this week. Yesterday I had the pleasure of taking two (2) delayed flights to get to DC for a real treat: a 4000-person work meeting!

It is allegedly an honor to be invited to this, since the company has more like 90,000 employees. So far, I've been treated to the following non-exhaustive list of treats:

1. Each day starts at 8:15 a.m. and goes to around 10 pm, or later for some people. I am not some people.
2. If you don't want to have a roommate for the three nights of the meeting, you get to pay about $600 out of your own pocket. I'll give you one guess as to whether I thought $200/night not to bunk with a stranger was worth it.
3. The company is celebrating 25 years in business, and tonight we had a "birthday celebration" for "fun night," where we were all encouraged wear silver sparkly things and brightly colored party attire to honor the 25th anniversary (yes, it was termed both a birthday and an anniversary). Many of you might recall that the legal department is called the Justice League and that I had to choose a superhero to be when I took the job there. Since we are all superheroes, our team of 14 wore silver lame capes. (That should read "lam-AY" but it works just as well as lame.)
4. Through the two days of "content" during the day, sporadically they have each internal team do what they call a "team cheer," but it's really a song about work. All of corporate, including our group, is considered part of the same team. Our "cheer" is going to be sung to the tune of the song "Celebration," and I can't even bear to tell you the lyrics. Today on the only significant break we had, just before dinner, instead of breaking we practiced our cheer for tomorrow's performance.
5. There is more but I can't even.

Is there anyone who can take over this countdown if I don't survive?
Just liking for being in DC. Hope you are surviving the Great Blizzard of 2025, which has yielded about 5” of snow, and three days of school cancellations plus a two hour delayed opening tomorrow.
 
Just liking for being in DC. Hope you are surviving the Great Blizzard of 2025, which has yielded about 5” of snow, and three days of school cancellations plus a two hour delayed opening tomorrow.

I got in late last night and haven't left the hotel we're at (gigantic place), so not really experiencing it! That seems like a lot of cancellations for only 5" of snow!
 
Just liking for being in DC. Hope you are surviving the Great Blizzard of 2025, which has yielded about 5” of snow, and three days of school cancellations plus a two hour delayed opening tomorrow.

I got in late last night and haven't left the hotel we're at (gigantic place), so not really experiencing it! That seems like a lot of cancellations for only 5" of snow!
The DC/Northern Virginia area is pretty ill-equipped.
 
Hello friends and :welcome: new participants!

I'm just catching up on the thread, and I apologize in arrears and in advance for not being around much this week. Yesterday I had the pleasure of taking two (2) delayed flights to get to DC for a real treat: a 4000-person work meeting!

It is allegedly an honor to be invited to this, since the company has more like 90,000 employees. So far, I've been treated to the following non-exhaustive list of treats:

1. Each day starts at 8:15 a.m. and goes to around 10 pm, or later for some people. I am not some people.
2. If you don't want to have a roommate for the three nights of the meeting, you get to pay about $600 out of your own pocket. I'll give you one guess as to whether I thought $200/night not to bunk with a stranger was worth it.
3. The company is celebrating 25 years in business, and tonight we had a "birthday celebration" for "fun night," where we were all encouraged wear silver sparkly things and brightly colored party attire to honor the 25th anniversary (yes, it was termed both a birthday and an anniversary). Many of you might recall that the legal department is called the Justice League and that I had to choose a superhero to be when I took the job there. Since we are all superheroes, our team of 14 wore silver lame capes. (That should read "lam-AY" but it works just as well as lame.)
4. Through the two days of "content" during the day, sporadically they have each internal team do what they call a "team cheer," but it's really a song about work. All of corporate, including our group, is considered part of the same team. Our "cheer" is going to be sung to the tune of the song "Celebration," and I can't even bear to tell you the lyrics. Today on the only significant break we had, just before dinner, instead of breaking we practiced our cheer for tomorrow's performance.
5. There is more but I can't even.

Is there anyone who can take over this countdown if I don't survive?
Mr R says, "Bend over and take it like a corporate flunkie."
 
Many of you might recall that the legal department is called the Justice League and that I had to choose a superhero to be when I took the job there.
You could change to one of Yo Mama's fine heroes. I'm sure some of them will do nicely.

(Who is your new roomie?)

One thing I forgot to mention was that there was a video today - nothing to do with our department - where people pretended to be superheroes, but they weren't "real" superheroes. Basically exactly the kind of superheroes Yo Mama will be doing. I couldn't believe it!
 
Many of you might recall that the legal department is called the Justice League and that I had to choose a superhero to be when I took the job there.
You could change to one of Yo Mama's fine heroes. I'm sure some of them will do nicely.

(Who is your new roomie?)

One thing I forgot to mention was that there was a video today - nothing to do with our department - where people pretended to be superheroes, but they weren't "real" superheroes. Basically exactly the kind of superheroes Yo Mama will be doing. I couldn't believe it!
I’m sure you’ll probably run into one of my heroes for sure.
 
Yo Mama, if you miss the most obvious super hero in music in Obviousville, he’s coming for you. So don’t mess up and leave him off the invite list.
 
Yo Mama, if you miss the most obvious super hero in music in Obviousville, he’s coming for you. So don’t mess up and leave him off the invite list.
I guarantee there are a huge number of obvious ones I forgot or didn’t catch in my google dragnet.

If I ever get my power back on (live sort of near the palisades/malibu fires, but not anywhere near any danger), I’ll call out some of my near misses or ones I intentionally left off.

Sometimes, the song was awesome and a great fit title-wise, but I didn’t have great ideas for my writeups.
 
I guarantee there are a huge number of obvious ones I forgot or didn’t catch in my google dragnet.

I’m sure. I was just having a bit of fun because one popped into my head.

Awful about the fires. I live in SoCal, too, but inland and not near the fires. Best of luck to you with the power and staying structurally sound. What a tragedy this is.
 
Hello friends and :welcome: new participants!

I'm just catching up on the thread, and I apologize in arrears and in advance for not being around much this week. Yesterday I had the pleasure of taking two (2) delayed flights to get to DC for a real treat: a 4000-person work meeting!

It is allegedly an honor to be invited to this, since the company has more like 90,000 employees. So far, I've been treated to the following non-exhaustive list of treats:

1. Each day starts at 8:15 a.m. and goes to around 10 pm, or later for some people. I am not some people.
2. If you don't want to have a roommate for the three nights of the meeting, you get to pay about $600 out of your own pocket. I'll give you one guess as to whether I thought $200/night not to bunk with a stranger was worth it.
3. The company is celebrating 25 years in business, and tonight we had a "birthday celebration" for "fun night," where we were all encouraged wear silver sparkly things and brightly colored party attire to honor the 25th anniversary (yes, it was termed both a birthday and an anniversary). Many of you might recall that the legal department is called the Justice League and that I had to choose a superhero to be when I took the job there. Since we are all superheroes, our team of 14 wore silver lame capes. (That should read "lam-AY" but it works just as well as lame.)
4. Through the two days of "content" during the day, sporadically they have each internal team do what they call a "team cheer," but it's really a song about work. All of corporate, including our group, is considered part of the same team. Our "cheer" is going to be sung to the tune of the song "Celebration," and I can't even bear to tell you the lyrics. Today on the only significant break we had, just before dinner, instead of breaking we practiced our cheer for tomorrow's performance.
5. There is more but I can't even.

Is there anyone who can take over this countdown if I don't survive?
This sounds like a nightmare.
 
I think I’ve come up with a theme. Songs that state the genre they’re in within that song. Hip hop, rock, soul, jazz. Preferably listing that genre within the title of the song. Not classical, because the title is often simply a declaration of whatever that song happens to be.
 
I think I’ve come up with a theme. Songs that state the genre they’re in within that song. Hip hop, rock, soul, jazz. Preferably listing that genre within the title of the song. Not classical, because the title is often simply a declaration of whatever that song happens to be.
So not "Classical Gas"?
 
I think I’ve come up with a theme. Songs that state the genre they’re in within that song. Hip hop, rock, soul, jazz. Preferably listing that genre within the title of the song. Not classical, because the title is often simply a declaration of whatever that song happens to be.
So not "Classical Gas"?

You’re carrying your age over from the Pet Peeves thread. :)

Can I interest you in the split pea soup? It’s a classical gas!
 
I should mention that Mr R will not under any circumstances participate in "team building excerises". One might as well try to have tea with a grizzly bear. Nope.

The exception being when he worked at Compaq. The outlaw lab where he worked had team building every week. They went to El Palenque, which had a bar. Mas tequila!
 
Hello friends and :welcome: new participants!

I'm just catching up on the thread, and I apologize in arrears and in advance for not being around much this week. Yesterday I had the pleasure of taking two (2) delayed flights to get to DC for a real treat: a 4000-person work meeting!

It is allegedly an honor to be invited to this, since the company has more like 90,000 employees. So far, I've been treated to the following non-exhaustive list of treats:

1. Each day starts at 8:15 a.m. and goes to around 10 pm, or later for some people. I am not some people.
2. If you don't want to have a roommate for the three nights of the meeting, you get to pay about $600 out of your own pocket. I'll give you one guess as to whether I thought $200/night not to bunk with a stranger was worth it.
3. The company is celebrating 25 years in business, and tonight we had a "birthday celebration" for "fun night," where we were all encouraged wear silver sparkly things and brightly colored party attire to honor the 25th anniversary (yes, it was termed both a birthday and an anniversary). Many of you might recall that the legal department is called the Justice League and that I had to choose a superhero to be when I took the job there. Since we are all superheroes, our team of 14 wore silver lame capes. (That should read "lam-AY" but it works just as well as lame.)
4. Through the two days of "content" during the day, sporadically they have each internal team do what they call a "team cheer," but it's really a song about work. All of corporate, including our group, is considered part of the same team. Our "cheer" is going to be sung to the tune of the song "Celebration," and I can't even bear to tell you the lyrics. Today on the only significant break we had, just before dinner, instead of breaking we practiced our cheer for tomorrow's performance.
5. There is more but I can't even.

Is there anyone who can take over this countdown if I don't survive?
This sounds like hell on Earth for me. How weird is the roommate?
 
I think I’ve come up with a theme. Songs that state the genre they’re in within that song. Hip hop, rock, soul, jazz. Preferably listing that genre within the title of the song. Not classical, because the title is often simply a declaration of whatever that song happens to be.
So not "Classical Gas"?

You’re carrying your age over from the Pet Peeves thread. :)

Can I interest you in the split pea soup? It’s a classical gas!
That's easy for you to say from way over there. Try coming over here and poking the bear.

The very, very old bear. I may throw my Geritol at you.
 
Hello friends and :welcome: new participants!

I'm just catching up on the thread, and I apologize in arrears and in advance for not being around much this week. Yesterday I had the pleasure of taking two (2) delayed flights to get to DC for a real treat: a 4000-person work meeting!

It is allegedly an honor to be invited to this, since the company has more like 90,000 employees. So far, I've been treated to the following non-exhaustive list of treats:

1. Each day starts at 8:15 a.m. and goes to around 10 pm, or later for some people. I am not some people.
2. If you don't want to have a roommate for the three nights of the meeting, you get to pay about $600 out of your own pocket. I'll give you one guess as to whether I thought $200/night not to bunk with a stranger was worth it.
3. The company is celebrating 25 years in business, and tonight we had a "birthday celebration" for "fun night," where we were all encouraged wear silver sparkly things and brightly colored party attire to honor the 25th anniversary (yes, it was termed both a birthday and an anniversary). Many of you might recall that the legal department is called the Justice League and that I had to choose a superhero to be when I took the job there. Since we are all superheroes, our team of 14 wore silver lame capes. (That should read "lam-AY" but it works just as well as lame.)
4. Through the two days of "content" during the day, sporadically they have each internal team do what they call a "team cheer," but it's really a song about work. All of corporate, including our group, is considered part of the same team. Our "cheer" is going to be sung to the tune of the song "Celebration," and I can't even bear to tell you the lyrics. Today on the only significant break we had, just before dinner, instead of breaking we practiced our cheer for tomorrow's performance.
5. There is more but I can't even.

Is there anyone who can take over this countdown if I don't survive?

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omg omg omg - arughhhhhhh - aaiieeeeee!!! (super villain scream being throw into the gigantic glacial ravine)
 
Hello friends and :welcome: new participants!

I'm just catching up on the thread, and I apologize in arrears and in advance for not being around much this week. Yesterday I had the pleasure of taking two (2) delayed flights to get to DC for a real treat: a 4000-person work meeting!

It is allegedly an honor to be invited to this, since the company has more like 90,000 employees. So far, I've been treated to the following non-exhaustive list of treats:

1. Each day starts at 8:15 a.m. and goes to around 10 pm, or later for some people. I am not some people.
2. If you don't want to have a roommate for the three nights of the meeting, you get to pay about $600 out of your own pocket. I'll give you one guess as to whether I thought $200/night not to bunk with a stranger was worth it.
3. The company is celebrating 25 years in business, and tonight we had a "birthday celebration" for "fun night," where we were all encouraged wear silver sparkly things and brightly colored party attire to honor the 25th anniversary (yes, it was termed both a birthday and an anniversary). Many of you might recall that the legal department is called the Justice League and that I had to choose a superhero to be when I took the job there. Since we are all superheroes, our team of 14 wore silver lame capes. (That should read "lam-AY" but it works just as well as lame.)
4. Through the two days of "content" during the day, sporadically they have each internal team do what they call a "team cheer," but it's really a song about work. All of corporate, including our group, is considered part of the same team. Our "cheer" is going to be sung to the tune of the song "Celebration," and I can't even bear to tell you the lyrics. Today on the only significant break we had, just before dinner, instead of breaking we practiced our cheer for tomorrow's performance.
5. There is more but I can't even.

Is there anyone who can take over this countdown if I don't survive?

reaction

omg omg omg - arughhhhhhh - aaiieeeeee!!! (super villain scream being throw into the gigantic glacial ravine)
That reaction is kind of like Mr R's, except less grumpy.
 
Umlauts
I don't have a last five out, so I'm going with a small intro bit. These two songs were not available on Spotify. They are on YouTube, so here we go.

Barbariön - My Rock
They are from Australia.

Deathtöngue - I'm A Boinger

This group is also known as Billy and the Boingers.

This list will not get more normal.

You do know that’s from Bloom County, right? The comic strip. Bill the Cat and Deathtongue?

I assume you do—it’s just bringing a smile to my face.
 
I think I’ve come up with a theme. Songs that state the genre they’re in within that song. Hip hop, rock, soul, jazz. Preferably listing that genre within the title of the song. Not classical, because the title is often simply a declaration of whatever that song happens to be.
That sounds fun. I'm sure I could make an awesome rock and metal playlist of songs with those words in the title.
 
Umlauts
I don't have a last five out, so I'm going with a small intro bit. These two songs were not available on Spotify. They are on YouTube, so here we go.

Barbariön - My Rock
They are from Australia.

Deathtöngue - I'm A Boinger

This group is also known as Billy and the Boingers.

This list will not get more normal.
WHAT? BILLY AND THE BOINGERS ARE NOT ON SPOTIFY??????????????????
 

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