Missing Malaysian jet news (1 Viewer)

[Tom Servo]

So....no plane?

 

[jon_mx]

Some of our best posters have eliminated the possibility of terrorist involvement based upon the fact that no one has claimed credit. Obviously officials are just trying to cover up their incompetence by pursuing such a silly angle. Just because most acts of terror are not claimed by the responsible group we should believe these posters. They are 99.999% certain.

 

[TxBuckeye]

Some of our best posters have eliminated the possibility of terrorist involvement based upon the fact that no one has claimed credit. Obviously officials are just trying to cover up their incompetence by pursuing such a silly angle. Just because most acts of terror are not claimed by the responsible group we should believe these posters. They are 99.999% certain.

As opposed to all the other posters that are throwing out theories based on much sounder evidence.

 

[jon_mx]

Some of our best posters have eliminated the possibility of terrorist involvement based upon the fact that no one has claimed credit. Obviously officials are just trying to cover up their incompetence by pursuing such a silly angle. Just because most acts of terror are not claimed by the responsible group we should believe these posters. They are 99.999% certain.

As opposed to all the other posters that are throwing out theories based on much sounder evidence.

Many of those were Schtick and without all the 99.99 percent certainty non-sense.

 

[sports_fan]

So....no plane?

I hate to be a downer but I think it's likely they've run out of gas.

 

[Dinsy Ejotuz]

Would be cool as hell if they've known where the plane was and what happened to it for a while, but kept putting out nonsense to keep the guys there were after from knowing what the authorities had.

ETA: yes, I know not likely -- but it would be cool.

 

[DiStefano]

So....no plane?

I hate to be a downer but I think it's likely they've run out of gas.

Already? They're going to need a bigger tank.

 

[KCitons]

Would be cool as hell if they've known where the plane was and what happened to it for a while, but kept putting out nonsense to keep the guys there were after from knowing what the authorities had.

ETA: yes, I know not likely -- but it would be cool.

not sure the families of the missing would think so.

 

[The Kerminator]

Would be cool as hell if they've known where the plane was and what happened to it for a while, but kept putting out nonsense to keep the guys there were after from knowing what the authorities had.

ETA: yes, I know not likely -- but it would be cool.

Why?

 

[Rohn Jambo]

Think the title should just be changed to "Missing Malaysian Jet"

No, "FFA BREAKING NEWS".

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Some of our best posters have eliminated the possibility of terrorist involvement based upon the fact that no one has claimed credit. Obviously officials are just trying to cover up their incompetence by pursuing such a silly angle. Just because most acts of terror are not claimed by the responsible group we should believe these posters. They are 99.999% certain.

It's amazing how much of a donk you are sometimes.

 

[jon_mx]

Some of our best posters have eliminated the possibility of terrorist involvement based upon the fact that no one has claimed credit. Obviously officials are just trying to cover up their incompetence by pursuing such a silly angle. Just because most acts of terror are not claimed by the responsible group we should believe these posters. They are 99.999% certain.

It's amazing how much of a donk you are sometimes.

Yeah. We all have our moments.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Nothing to see here.

 

[El Floppo]

Nothing to see here.

where?

 

[Stinger Ray]

Some of our best posters have eliminated the possibility of terrorist involvement based upon the fact that no one has claimed credit. Obviously officials are just trying to cover up their incompetence by pursuing such a silly angle. Just because most acts of terror are not claimed by the responsible group we should believe these posters. They are 99.999% certain.

It's amazing how much of a donk you are sometimes.

There are many sources that state many acts of terror aren't claimed.

 

[Your Mother's Twin Sister]

So they really still have no idea if this thing actually crashed do they?

 

[fatness]

Inspector-General of Police Khalid Abu Bakar today denied that the 11 alleged terrorists arrested last week were being interrogated as part of police investigation into the disappearance of Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370.

Speaking to FMT today, he dismissed as false the London Daily Mail report that made the connection between the arrests and MH370.

“The report is not true,” he said. “The arrests had nothing to do with the missing flight.”

The Daily Mail, quoting an unnamed official of the Malaysian Special Branch’s Counter-Terrorism Division, reported today that international investigators had asked for the militants to be questioned intensively about Flight MH370. However, a high ranking officer with the Special Branch told FMT the London tabloid’s report was incorrect. “No, the arrest of the suspected terrorists had nothing to do with MH370,” he said.

http://www.freemalaysiatoday.com/category/nation/2014/05/04/igp-arrest-of-11-not-linked-to-mh370/

 

[Ditka Butkus]

They will never find it looking where they are..........I'll go with the Bay of Bengal guys.

 

[Fat Nick]

Some of our best posters have eliminated the possibility of terrorist involvement based upon the fact that no one has claimed credit. Obviously officials are just trying to cover up their incompetence by pursuing such a silly angle. Just because most acts of terror are not claimed by the responsible group we should believe these posters. They are 99.999% certain.

It's amazing how much of a donk you are sometimes.

There are many sources that state many acts of terror aren't claimed.

We have the internet...there are many sources that state any view you want on anything. I mean, even CNN gets into the act. We ALL know this isn't true.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Some of our best posters have eliminated the possibility of terrorist involvement based upon the fact that no one has claimed credit. Obviously officials are just trying to cover up their incompetence by pursuing such a silly angle. Just because most acts of terror are not claimed by the responsible group we should believe these posters. They are 99.999% certain.

It's amazing how much of a donk you are sometimes.

There are many sources that state many acts of terror aren't claimed.

We have the internet...there are many sources that state any view you want on anything. I mean, even CNN gets into the act. We ALL know this isn't true.

Yeah everyone is just chiming in with their opinions, no idea who jon mx was referring to in attempting to prove he knows more than anyone else.

 

[Tom Servo]

Is CNN still on this?

 

[jon_mx]

"he wasn't the father I knew. He seemed disturbed and lost in a world of his own"

You can't definitively say it wasn't pilot suicide, right fatness?

A pilot suicide doesn't fly for 4+ hours in the wrong direction only to run out of fuel and have imminent death "chosen" for them. So, sure, pilot suicide can, almost, 99.9%, be wiped off the board.

These were the kind of posts I was referring too.

 

[Rohn Jambo]

Is CNN still on this?

There was a breaking news last night. They sneak one in once in a while.

 

[PatsWillWin]

I get regular "BREAKING NEWS" pop ups on my phone from CNN. They've been funny enough that I haven't deleted the app yet.

Yesterday it was like "BREAKING NEWS: Australian PM says search for #MH370 will cost upwards of $60 million."

The day before there was something like "BREAKING NEWS: New, larger search area being set up for #MH370."

You know, really earth-shattering breaking news stuff.

 

[PatsWillWin]

On a slightly related note, my wife just got back from Thailand on a Malaysian Air flight. The planes were half empty, each her and her sister-in-law had a row to themselves.

The pilot also kept constant communication with the passengers, like telling them that he was about to make a left turn, etc. No idea if they did this before the MH370 thing, but found it interesting. I've never been on a plane where the pilot gave me a heads up on his piloting.

 

[PatsWillWin]

Damn just got a CNN breaking news that a diver searching the South Korean ferry died. That sucks.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Never find this thing... http://www.cnn.com/2014/05/07/world/asia/malaysia-missing-plane/index.html?hpt=hp_inthenews

"79% believe there are no survivors"

Gotta wonder what's going through the heads of these other 21% of people.

 

[-fish-]

Never find this thing... http://www.cnn.com/2014/05/07/world/asia/malaysia-missing-plane/index.html?hpt=hp_inthenews

"79% believe there are no survivors"

Gotta wonder what's going through the heads of these other 21% of people.

9/11 was an inside job...cell phones are alien technology...reptilians....benghazi!!!

 

[Fennis]

If the plane crashed on the border of Laos and China where would they bury the survivors?

 

[Ditka Butkus]

Wait I heard a "PING"..........

 

[jon_mx]

Wait I heard a "PING"..........

What hole were you on?

 

[McGarnicle]

If the plane crashed on the border of Laos and China where would they bury the survivors?

Don't order the lo mein.

 

[Fat Nick]

If the plane crashed on the border of Laos and China where would they bury the survivors?

In the ground! wa...wa....waaaaaaaahhhhhhh.

 

[Keerock]

If the plane crashed on the border of Laos and China where would they bury the survivors?

In the ground! wa...wa....waaaaaaaahhhhhhh.

Damn... after surviving a plane crash you're still going to bury them?

 

[Fat Nick]

If the plane crashed on the border of Laos and China where would they bury the survivors?

In the ground! wa...wa....waaaaaaaahhhhhhh.

Damn... after surviving a plane crash you're still going to bury them?

Not fair...I hadn't had my coffee yet.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

If the plane crashed on the border of Laos and China where would they bury the survivors?

In the ground! wa...wa....waaaaaaaahhhhhhh.

Damn... after surviving a plane crash you're still going to bury them?

Not fair...I hadn't had my coffee yet.

Holy ####! I thought you were being sarcastic.

 

[Fat Nick]

If the plane crashed on the border of Laos and China where would they bury the survivors?

In the ground! wa...wa....waaaaaaaahhhhhhh.

Damn... after surviving a plane crash you're still going to bury them?

Not fair...I hadn't had my coffee yet.

Holy ####! I thought you were being sarcastic.

No...no....I fell for a 2nd grade joke.

Which weighs more? A ton of bricks or a ton of wreckage from MA370?

 

[TheIronSheik]

If the plane crashed on the border of Laos and China where would they bury the survivors?

In the ground! wa...wa....waaaaaaaahhhhhhh.

Damn... after surviving a plane crash you're still going to bury them?

Not fair...I hadn't had my coffee yet.

Holy ####! I thought you were being sarcastic.

No...no....I fell for a 2nd grade joke.

Which weighs more? A ton of bricks or a ton of wreckage from MA370?

Trick question because there is no wreckage. The plane landed safely in Turkmenistan.

 

[Fat Nick]

Which weighs more? A ton of bricks or a ton of wreckage from MA370?

Trick question because there is no wreckage. The plane landed safely in Turkmenistan.

If a plane lands in Turkmenistan, but nobody is around to hear it...does it make a sound?

 

[El Floppo]

Which weighs more? A ton of bricks or a ton of wreckage from MA370?

Trick question because there is no wreckage. The plane landed safely in Turkmenistan.

If a plane lands in Turkmenistan, but nobody is around to hear it...does it make a sound?

*PING*

 

[CurlyNight]

Breaking News! MH370 search may be in the wrong OCEAN. So much for just the wrong area...

 

[El Floppo]

Bay of pigs?

 

[flapgreen]

Lol

 

[Tom Servo]

Bay of PINGS?

Fixed

 

[Doctor Detroit]

I was hoping a Tom Servo bump meant this thing was found.

 

[Tom Servo]

I was hoping a Tom Servo bump meant this thing was found.

Sorry GB. :non-bump bump:

 

[Rohn Jambo]

CNN explored the Black Hole theory (even though they probably meant wormhole) so I am shocked they did not have a Breaking News headline that the hijackers were Shakira fans.

From Wikipedia:

The suggestion that Pitbull and Shakira's song "Get It Started" displays prior knowledge of Flight 370's disappearance has been reported on by The Independent. The lines cited most often by advocates of this conspiracy theory are "Now it's off to Malaysia" and "Two passports, three cities, two countries, one day". The lyrics "No Ali, No Frasier, but for now off to Malaysia" were linked to 'Mr Ali', who was referred by the press as one of the Iranian passengers. The conspiracy theorists have linked the "two passports" to the stolen Austrian and Italian ones used by two passengers to board the plane.

BTW, Mr Ali was the guy who booked the tickets of the 2 passengers with the stolen passports. Who was Mr Fraiser?

 

[Sinn Fein]

CNN explored the Black Hole theory (even though they probably meant wormhole) so I am shocked they did not have a Breaking News headline that the hijackers were Shakira fans.

From Wikipedia:

The suggestion that Pitbull and Shakira's song "Get It Started" displays prior knowledge of Flight 370's disappearance has been reported on by The Independent. The lines cited most often by advocates of this conspiracy theory are "Now it's off to Malaysia" and "Two passports, three cities, two countries, one day". The lyrics "No Ali, No Frasier, but for now off to Malaysia" were linked to 'Mr Ali', who was referred by the press as one of the Iranian passengers. The conspiracy theorists have linked the "two passports" to the stolen Austrian and Italian ones used by two passengers to board the plane.

BTW, Mr Ali was the guy who booked the tickets of the 2 passengers with the stolen passports.

I'd go willingly if Shakira wanted to abduct me. Just saying...

 

[Tom Servo]

Do you think we could find this plane if we could get Amelia Erhart and Jimmy Hoffa on this?

 

[KCitons]

Do you think we could find this plane if we could get Amelia Erhart and Jimmy Hoffa on this?

Geraldo is on it.