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MixTape Draft - Back to School edition. Make your picks and post your mix! (1 Viewer)

changed this morning's pick  (don't know if anyone saw it anyway)

Today's class,  being that it is Friday afterall - Biology 201 The bad touch, bloodhound gang 

Ha-Ha! Well now, we call this the act of matingBut there are several other very important differencesBetween human beings and animals that you should know aboutI'd appreciate your inputSweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas droughtMe and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing aboutSo put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nutsYes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs upYou've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of boundsI want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrownsCome quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclinedTo make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time

 
This morning we will start Theology class by listening to a wonderful rendition of this gospel hymn...

11.xx - Precious Memories - Tammy Wynette

 
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Raging weasel said:
I knew this was going to be your next pick and almost sniped it but didn't really fit my mix.
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It was the JMLB clue right? If you would have I had a few good backups. I like this one because it's lunch...which fits in well with what I want to do next.

 
Harper Valley PTA

 

I want to tell you all a story 'bout a Harper Valley widow wife
Who had a teenage daughter that attended Harper Valley Junior High
Well her daughter came home one afternoon and didn't even stop to play
And she said, "Mama, I've got a note here from the Harper Valley PTA"
Well the note says "Mrs. Johnson, you're wearing your dresses way too high
It's been reported you've been drinkin' and a runnin' round with men and goin' wild
Now we don't believe you ought to be a bringin' up your little girl this way"
And it was signed by the Secretary, Harper Valley PTA

Well it happened that the PTA was gonna meet that very afternoon
And boy, were they surprised as Mrs. Johnson wore her miniskirt into the room
And as she walked up to the blackboard I can still recall the word she had to say
She said "I'd like to address this meeting of the Harper Valley PTA

Now there's Bobby Taylor sittin' there and seven times he's asked me for a date
And Mrs. Taylor sure seems to use a lot of ice whenever he's away
And Mr. Baker can you tell us why your secretary had to leave this town
And shouldn't widow Jones be told to keep her window shades all pulled completely down

Now Mr. Harper couldn't be here 'cause he's stayed too long in Kelly's bar again
And if you smell Shirley Thompson's breath you'll find she's had a little nip of gin
And then you have the nerve to tell me as a mother you think that I ain't fit
Well this is just a little Payton place and you're all Harper Valley hypocrits

Now I wouldn't put you on because it really did, it happened just this way
That day my Mama socked it to the Harper Valley PTA
That day my Mama socked it to 'em at the Harper Valley PTA
 
Yo Mama University

Course:  Social Studies 201

Course Title:  Gimme Shelter

Instructor:  The Rolling Stones

Course Description:  The late 1960's were a time of war an social turmoil.  War, rape, and murder were just a shot away.  Enjoy guest speaker Merry Clayton's emotional contributions to this discussion of a time of great violence and protest.

Instructor Commentary:  "The flood is threatening my very life today.  Gimme, gimme shelter or I'm gonna fade away."

 
Time to take one of the noble gases:

11.xx:  THE JIM CARROLL BAND - NOTHING IS TRUE

LINK

The spiders [milk?] her thigh, it does not phase her
She cleans her skin with a krypton laser
Nothing is true, everything is permitted

 
 
KarmaPolice said:
Time to take one of the noble gases:

11.xx:  THE JIM CARROLL BAND - NOTHING IS TRUE

LINK

The spiders [milk?] her thigh, it does not phase her
She cleans her skin with a krypton laser
Nothing is true, everything is permitted

 
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Couldnt you count milk as calcium? Or not hard enough for you hahahahahaha

 
KarmaPolice said:
Nope, need to mention the element or ... :penalty:
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Cause I was gonna say...

I want some Milk, my coffee grows cold, i want some Milk, I shoulda been told.

I wish I had soem gd milk, my cheerios just aint the same

Bah...I'll just have wheat thins and beer.

 
KarmaPolice said:
Time to take one of the noble gases:

11.xx:  THE JIM CARROLL BAND - NOTHING IS TRUE

LINK

The spiders [milk?] her thigh, it does not phase her
She cleans her skin with a krypton laser
Nothing is true, everything is permitted

 
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Was wondering if we'd see a three doors down selection.

 
This should be my 11th pick.

The end song of my student/teacher theme since I lost the Elton john song.

George Michael -one more try

https://open.spotify.com/track/4tcRxE0u4DESAjidCNYD2i



One More Try

George Michael


I've had enough of danger
And people on the streets
I'm looking out for angels
Just trying to find some peace
Now I think it's time
That you let me know
So if you love me
Say you love me
But if you don't just let me go

'Cause teacher
There are things that I don't want to learn
And the last one I had
Made me cry
So I don't want to learn to
Hold you, touch you
Think that you're mine
Because it ain't no joy
For an uptown boy
Whose teacher has told him goodbye, goodbye, goodbye

When you were just a stranger
And I was at your feet
I didn't feel the danger
Now I feel the heat
That look in your eyes
Telling me no
So you think that you love me
Know that you need me
I wrote the song, I know it's wrong
Just let me go

And teacher
There are things
That I don't want to learn
Oh the last one I had
Made me cry
So I don't want to learn to
Hold you, touch you
Think that you're mine
Because it ain't no joy
For an uptown boy
Whose teacher has told him goodbye, goodbye, goodbye

So when you say that you need me
That you'll never leave me
I know you're wrong, you're not that strong
Let me go

And teacher
There are things
That I still have to learn
But the one thing I have is my pride
Oh so I don't want to learn
Hold you, touch you
Think that you're mine
Because there ain't no joy
For an uptown boy
Who just isn't willing to try

I'm so cold
Inside
Maybe just one more try

 
Raging weasel said:
The end song of my student/teacher theme since I lost the Elton john song.
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I have one that you might really like...or really hate...i'll PM to you since I don't have an exact theme if you want.

I'm not really on an exact theme so let me know if you are interested.

 
I have to put Tammy Wynette and George Jones together on the same day since they were once married. George was notorious for his drinking, and for riding his John Deere riding-mower whenever Tammy or his first wife would hide his car keys so he wouldn't drive to get more liquor. :suds: One of the times he rode his mower was when Tammy woke up at 1 am to find George gone. As she tells it in 1979, “I got into the car and drove to the nearest bar 10 miles away. When I pulled into the parking lot there sat our rider-mower right by the entrance. He’d driven that mower right down a main highway. He looked up and saw me and said, `Well, fellas, here she is now. My little wife, I told you she’d come after me.'”  George's alcohol issues got so bad he was missing shows and got a rep as No Show Jones. He got his act together thanks to an intervention by Waylon Jennings (who had a past with substance abuse himself). George went to rehab and straightened up. He is going to kickoff our weekend by doing this feel good toe tappin' gospel song...

12.xx - Just A Little Talk With Jesus - George Jones

I once was lost in sin but Jesus took me inAnd then a little light from heaven filled my soulHe bathed my heart in love and wrote my name aboveAnd just a little talk with my Jesus made me whole  

 
Getzlaf15 said:
Harper Valley PTA

 

I want to tell you all a story 'bout a Harper Valley widow wife
Who had a teenage daughter that attended Harper Valley Junior High
Well her daughter came home one afternoon and didn't even stop to play
And she said, "Mama, I've got a note here from the Harper Valley PTA"
Well the note says "Mrs. Johnson, you're wearing your dresses way too high
It's been reported you've been drinkin' and a runnin' round with men and goin' wild
Now we don't believe you ought to be a bringin' up your little girl this way"
And it was signed by the Secretary, Harper Valley PTA

Well it happened that the PTA was gonna meet that very afternoon
And boy, were they surprised as Mrs. Johnson wore her miniskirt into the room
And as she walked up to the blackboard I can still recall the word she had to say
She said "I'd like to address this meeting of the Harper Valley PTA

Now there's Bobby Taylor sittin' there and seven times he's asked me for a date
And Mrs. Taylor sure seems to use a lot of ice whenever he's away
And Mr. Baker can you tell us why your secretary had to leave this town
And shouldn't widow Jones be told to keep her window shades all pulled completely down

Now Mr. Harper couldn't be here 'cause he's stayed too long in Kelly's bar again
And if you smell Shirley Thompson's breath you'll find she's had a little nip of gin
And then you have the nerve to tell me as a mother you think that I ain't fit
Well this is just a little Payton place and you're all Harper Valley hypocrits

Now I wouldn't put you on because it really did, it happened just this way
That day my Mama socked it to the Harper Valley PTA
That day my Mama socked it to 'em at the Harper Valley PTA
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Excellent choice.

 
My Rounds 11/12 picks to continue my "school year" theme

Counting Crows - A Long December (to lament that time before Holiday Break)

Third Eye Blind - Graduate

And wishing that I had thought of that Harper Valley PTA pick - that would have fit into my theme nicely.

 
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Going to take another rap song.  Need to have a little bit of goofiness to round out the block from that genre in my mix.  This on goes out to @Dope

12.xx: LL COOL J - MILKY CEREAL

LINK

But she ordered somethin bugged and I ain't know what to think
She ordered potassium, calcium
Carbohydrate scotch with sodium
She took me to her crib, threw me on the couch
I woke up the next morning with a spoon in my mouth

 
More Urban Studies, but this time we're on Black Culture and its influence on society.

Round 11  Baby Got Back  -  Sir Mix-a-Lot

This video might not be safe for work, either.

As cited in Wikipedia:

The first verse begins with "I like big butts and I cannot lie" and most of the song is about the rapper's attraction to large buttocks. The second and third verse challenge mainstream norms of beauty: "I ain't talkin' 'bout Playboy/'Cause silicone parts are made for toys" and "So Cosmo says you're fat/Well I ain't down with that!"

The song came from a meeting of the minds between Sir Mix-A-Lot and Amylia Dorsey who saw little representation of full figured women in media. The idea came from the 1980s Budweiser commercial[5] featuring very thin, valley girl-esque models. They decided to dedicate a song to the very opposite, featuring curvy women of color. Mix and Dorsey sought to, "broaden...the definition of beauty.[6]"

Sir Mix-a-Lot commented in a 1992 interview: "The song doesn't just say I like large butts, you know? The song is talking about women who damn near kill themselves to try to look like these beanpole models that you see in Vogue magazine." He explains that most women respond positively to the song's message, especially black women: "They all say, 'About time'."[7]

In the song's prelude there is a conversation between two (presumably) thin, white valley girls. One girl named Linda (dubbed by Amylia Dorsey[8]) remarks to her friend, "Oh, my God, Becky, look at her butt! It is so big [...] She's just so ... black!", at which point Sir Mix-a-Lot begins rapping of his love for big-bottomed girls.
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(I always wanted to have this in a draft, but it never fit.  Until now.)

 
Yo Mama University

Course:  Social Studies 330

Course Title:  Bulls on Parade

Instructor:  Rage Against the Machine

Course Description:  Terror rains drenchin', quenchin' the thirst of the power Dons.  We discuss the increased militarization of police and confrontations with inner city citizens in this controversial course.  

Instructor Commentary:  "Weapons, not food, not homes, not shoes, not need, just feed the war cannibal animal."

 
Mrs. Rannous said:
More Urban Studies, but this time we're on Black Culture and its influence on society.

Round 11  Baby Got Back  -  Sir Mix-a-Lot

This video might not be safe for work, either.

As cited in Wikipedia:

(I always wanted to have this in a draft, but it never fit.  Until now.)
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Was thinking about this for a Human Anatomy class. 

 
Yo Mama said:
Yo Mama University

Course:  Social Studies 330

Course Title:  Bulls on Parade

Instructor:  Rage Against the Machine

Course Description:  Terror rains drenchin', quenchin' the thirst of the power Dons.  We discuss the increased militarization of police and confrontations with inner city citizens in this controversial course.  

Instructor Commentary:  "Weapons, not food, not homes, not shoes, not need, just feed the war cannibal animal."
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Typical liberal college. I hope Higgs or RokNRole don't come here and see this. 

 
KarmaPolice said:
Going to take another rap song.  Need to have a little bit of goofiness to round out the block from that genre in my mix.  This on goes out to @Dope

12.xx: LL COOL J - MILKY CEREAL

LINK

But she ordered somethin bugged and I ain't know what to think
She ordered potassium, calcium
Carbohydrate scotch with sodium
She took me to her crib, threw me on the couch
I woke up the next morning with a spoon in my mouth
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Milky

Cereal.....Baby

Milky

Cereal..... Baby

LL was the 1st rapper I got into. I just went to a tequila bar in a "multi-ethnic" part of NJ and did "Mama Said Knock You Out" on karaoke. Brought the house down. Crowd even did the "Farmers Blvd" chant back at me as I didnt need to karaoke screen and was stalking the place like a panther.

Then I asked if he had "I'm bad" he said he didn't and tried playing "Ice Ice Baby".  I asked...why you play that? He sez...cause youre a white boy trying to be a rapper.

My friends had to stop me from wrecking him and his equipment for the disrespect.

 
12.xx - Kanye West - Good Morning
Uh, Good morning

Wake up, Mr. West, Mr. West, Mr. Fresh
Mr. by-his-self-he-so-impressed
I mean, damn, did you even see the test
You got D's mother####er, D's, Rosie Perez
And yes, barely pass any and every class
Lookin' at every ###
Cheated on every test
I guess this is my dissertation
Homie, this #### is basic
Welcome to graduation

Good morning
Good morning
Good morning
Good morning

Good morning

 
-OZ- said:
changed this morning's pick  (don't know if anyone saw it anyway)

Today's class,  being that it is Friday afterall - Biology 201 The bad touch, bloodhound gang 

Ha-Ha! Well now, we call this the act of matingBut there are several other very important differencesBetween human beings and animals that you should know aboutI'd appreciate your inputSweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas droughtMe and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing aboutSo put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nutsYes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs upYou've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of boundsI want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrownsCome quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclinedTo make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time
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What Round is this? I have you thru Round 9 with Major Tom.

 
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