MOP's rants about everything! (1 Viewer)

[General Malaise]

Oh, and you're welcome. I know that's what you wanted, so I hope I delivered.

 

[Mr.Pack]

This guy is giving a bad name to internet doctors. <_<

Not at all, sometimes the treatment seems harsh to the untrained eye. If you guys love Tim so much why don't you build him his own treehouse and you guys can play chess together and talk about what the color blue smells like while you have a draft of your favorite sex offenders.?

I was going to say, "time to turn in your man card'.

But seriously, I don't think you ever had one to begin with.

 

[Ministry of Pain]

Shields Up!

 

[Doctor Detroit]

MOP: most likable FBG sociopath since BGP

 

[northern exposure]

I have a similar story. One time there was a guy who was a friend d of mine who told me his brother was a drug dealer, and the first time the kid tried to hang out with us, I pulled my friend aside and said, "man, we're friends, but if I see your sleazeball drug dealer brother around again, I'm going to pretend I don't know you. That guy is bad news."

The kid came up to me and asked if I wanted to hang out and I said "when you get arrested I don't want to be in the same zip code."

Then I went to hang out with my actual friends. It's a much shorter story, but it doesn't end with me thinking friends are worthless, but instead affirming that I shouldn't be friends with people who are worthless. Because the only thing they're good for is making me feel better about myself for not being a drug dealing slimeball like them. And I already feel pretty good.

And you know what? That kid did get arrested. And I wasn't in the same zip code. It was like a Hollywood ending.

Sound advice Henry. The problem for me is I like to dance close to the fire. But I would be lying if I didn't say I felt just a hint of superiority but then I feel guilty about that. This place is what encouraged me to rethink things. Have you seen what I consider to be middle class income in this country? The FFA is the one that encouraged me to get out there and not judge a book by its cover Henry so I try and hang out part of the time with regular people.

He's not regular people. His brother is regular people. He's a scumbag and his wife is an idiot for marrying a drug dealer. You have to be firm with these people. They swarm.

Meet people who are better than you at something and make friends. I'm a firm believer that you only become a better person when you surround yourself with people whose strengths compliment your weaknesses.

Another good post Henry. No schtick, I have an Indian doctor who is a pediatrician, went to Penn State but I still talk to him. Anyways we go out one night and he gets so drunk I have to help him stagger to the bathroom about 3 seconds before he hurls, I'm literally walking him, obviously in front of me and screaming at folks in my way that unless they want to receive projectile vomit in their face they better frack'n move. How can you hang out with someone who can't hold their liquor? He's still a pup at 32 but c'mon man, get your #### together I told him. So even the better class if you want to call it that, those folks frack up even bigger.

That must have caused quite the scene in Applebees.What's the significance of the Dr. being Indian?

 

[Henry Ford]

I like Tim.

Look at Gen GM Lee, knowing his confederates are outflanked outmanned and overall on their way out, he decides to come in here and try to recruit for those yellow belly bastards, I'm not surprised one bit.

Hi Sean -

I got your PM. I'm not sure what to make of it, or you. Whatever it is that you truly are underneath this veneer of trying to hard is probably not the sociopath that your online persona has taken on. This odd behavior ranks as perhaps 208th in the pantheon of odd MOP FBG decisions. Deep down, I think you're a normal human who has experienced real life joy and real life pain. But the metamorphosis of your personality here from 2001 to now isn't something I'd perpetuate and I certainly wouldn't continue down this avenue. What if - let's pretend for a second that you really DO have a son who now lives with you, a claim I find dubious like most of your tall tales - your son logs in and sees your body of work here. If he's normal - meaning he's nothing like you - he's going to be appalled at some of the things you've chosen to post for all eternity. You better damn well hope that the very mods you castigate and/or butt kiss in the dire hopes of joining rank prune the hell out of your work because if not, you're going to come across as an elephant's butt to your alleged offspring.

If this is your attempt at Andy Kaufman, it's William Hung level bad. If it's now the real you - and I know it's not - seek help. You've got my number if you ever want to talk. I'm a little more than a little worried about you. Even the deranged have tipping points and right now, you're sail deep in the water, buddy.

Just as an aside, if GM started a second thread that everyone could just chat in and not have to get up to speed on the 3500 page thread first, this thread would cease to exist. Obviously that's just a guess.

 

[Henry Ford]

I have a similar story. One time there was a guy who was a friend d of mine who told me his brother was a drug dealer, and the first time the kid tried to hang out with us, I pulled my friend aside and said, "man, we're friends, but if I see your sleazeball drug dealer brother around again, I'm going to pretend I don't know you. That guy is bad news."

The kid came up to me and asked if I wanted to hang out and I said "when you get arrested I don't want to be in the same zip code."

Then I went to hang out with my actual friends. It's a much shorter story, but it doesn't end with me thinking friends are worthless, but instead affirming that I shouldn't be friends with people who are worthless. Because the only thing they're good for is making me feel better about myself for not being a drug dealing slimeball like them. And I already feel pretty good.

And you know what? That kid did get arrested. And I wasn't in the same zip code. It was like a Hollywood ending.

Sound advice Henry. The problem for me is I like to dance close to the fire. But I would be lying if I didn't say I felt just a hint of superiority but then I feel guilty about that. This place is what encouraged me to rethink things. Have you seen what I consider to be middle class income in this country? The FFA is the one that encouraged me to get out there and not judge a book by its cover Henry so I try and hang out part of the time with regular people.

He's not regular people. His brother is regular people. He's a scumbag and his wife is an idiot for marrying a drug dealer. You have to be firm with these people. They swarm.Meet people who are better than you at something and make friends. I'm a firm believer that you only become a better person when you surround yourself with people whose strengths compliment your weaknesses.

Another good post Henry. No schtick, I have an Indian doctor who is a pediatrician, went to Penn State but I still talk to him. Anyways we go out one night and he gets so drunk I have to help him stagger to the bathroom about 3 seconds before he hurls, I'm literally walking him, obviously in front of me and screaming at folks in my way that unless they want to receive projectile vomit in their face they better frack'n move. How can you hang out with someone who can't hold their liquor? He's still a pup at 32 but c'mon man, get your #### together I told him. So even the better class if you want to call it that, those folks frack up even bigger.

That must have caused quite the scene in Applebees.What's the significance of the Dr. being Indian?

Otherwise it's not a rant, just a story.

 

[Todd Andrews]

Im going to keep putting it in even though MoP said no . . . until I make him love me.

Just because MOP has turned his back on you, doesn't mean he doesn't love you.

I think.

I think you may be right.

Just to be sure he does love me, I am going to fill MOP with hot tasty glue.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Wife and son have been napping for hours!!! Need the to get up so we can walk over to Five Guys!!

They're up (after over 3.5 hours of napping!!)

Debating FIve Guys or Hill County BBQ...

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Wife and son have been napping for hours!!! Need the to get up so we can walk over to Five Guys!!

They're up (after over 3.5 hours of napping!!)

Debating FIve Guys or Hill County BBQ...

You better go to Five Guys after all the grandstanding you've done for them the past 24 hours.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Wife and son have been napping for hours!!! Need the to get up so we can walk over to Five Guys!!

They're up (after over 3.5 hours of napping!!)Debating FIve Guys or Hill County BBQ...

You better go to Five Guys after all the grandstanding you've done for them the past 24 hours.

I was set on it, but then the post about 2500 calories has me rethinking... Plus there is nothing there for FC jr...

Ill report back on the decision later, I'm sure everyone will be waiting with anticipation.

 

[Henry Ford]

This thread made me hungry, so I grilled a buffalo burger and it was way more satisfying than any fast food burger.

 

[Politician Spock]

I like Tim.

Look at Gen GM Lee, knowing his confederates are outflanked outmanned and overall on their way out, he decides to come in here and try to recruit for those yellow belly bastards, I'm not surprised one bit.

Hi Sean -

I got your PM. I'm not sure what to make of it, or you. Whatever it is that you truly are underneath this veneer of trying to hard is probably not the sociopath that your online persona has taken on. This odd behavior ranks as perhaps 208th in the pantheon of odd MOP FBG decisions. Deep down, I think you're a normal human who has experienced real life joy and real life pain. But the metamorphosis of your personality here from 2001 to now isn't something I'd perpetuate and I certainly wouldn't continue down this avenue. What if - let's pretend for a second that you really DO have a son who now lives with you, a claim I find dubious like most of your tall tales - your son logs in and sees your body of work here. If he's normal - meaning he's nothing like you - he's going to be appalled at some of the things you've chosen to post for all eternity. You better damn well hope that the very mods you castigate and/or butt kiss in the dire hopes of joining rank prune the hell out of your work because if not, you're going to come across as an elephant's butt to your alleged offspring.

If this is your attempt at Andy Kaufman, it's William Hung level bad. If it's now the real you - and I know it's not - seek help. You've got my number if you ever want to talk. I'm a little more than a little worried about you. Even the deranged have tipping points and right now, you're sail deep in the water, buddy.

Fascinating is a word I use for the unexpected. In this case, I should think "interesting" would suffice.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

MOP: most likable FBG sociopath since BGP

It's all in the acronym. Too bad we both be missing a 3rd letter. :(

 

[Ministry of Pain]

I have a similar story. One time there was a guy who was a friend d of mine who told me his brother was a drug dealer, and the first time the kid tried to hang out with us, I pulled my friend aside and said, "man, we're friends, but if I see your sleazeball drug dealer brother around again, I'm going to pretend I don't know you. That guy is bad news."

The kid came up to me and asked if I wanted to hang out and I said "when you get arrested I don't want to be in the same zip code."

Then I went to hang out with my actual friends. It's a much shorter story, but it doesn't end with me thinking friends are worthless, but instead affirming that I shouldn't be friends with people who are worthless. Because the only thing they're good for is making me feel better about myself for not being a drug dealing slimeball like them. And I already feel pretty good.

And you know what? That kid did get arrested. And I wasn't in the same zip code. It was like a Hollywood ending.

Sound advice Henry. The problem for me is I like to dance close to the fire. But I would be lying if I didn't say I felt just a hint of superiority but then I feel guilty about that. This place is what encouraged me to rethink things. Have you seen what I consider to be middle class income in this country? The FFA is the one that encouraged me to get out there and not judge a book by its cover Henry so I try and hang out part of the time with regular people.

He's not regular people. His brother is regular people. He's a scumbag and his wife is an idiot for marrying a drug dealer. You have to be firm with these people. They swarm.

Meet people who are better than you at something and make friends. I'm a firm believer that you only become a better person when you surround yourself with people whose strengths compliment your weaknesses.

Another good post Henry. No schtick, I have an Indian doctor who is a pediatrician, went to Penn State but I still talk to him. Anyways we go out one night and he gets so drunk I have to help him stagger to the bathroom about 3 seconds before he hurls, I'm literally walking him, obviously in front of me and screaming at folks in my way that unless they want to receive projectile vomit in their face they better frack'n move. How can you hang out with someone who can't hold their liquor? He's still a pup at 32 but c'mon man, get your #### together I told him. So even the better class if you want to call it that, those folks frack up even bigger.

That must have caused quite the scene in Applebees.What's the significance of the Dr. being Indian?

He's from India and it was Chili's actually. No respectable heterosexual males would be caught dead drinking together at Applebee's.

 

[Ministry of Pain]

Just as an aside, if GM started a second thread that everyone could just chat in and not have to get up to speed on the 3500 page thread first, this thread would cease to exist. Obviously that's just a guess.

That's the plan, take down the other kamikaze style.

 

[Henry Ford]

Just as an aside, if GM started a second thread that everyone could just chat in and not have to get up to speed on the 3500 page thread first, this thread would cease to exist. Obviously that's just a guess.

That's the plan, take down the other kamikaze style.

I think your views on "war" and "victory" need tweaking.

 

[Henry Ford]

I have a similar story. One time there was a guy who was a friend d of mine who told me his brother was a drug dealer, and the first time the kid tried to hang out with us, I pulled my friend aside and said, "man, we're friends, but if I see your sleazeball drug dealer brother around again, I'm going to pretend I don't know you. That guy is bad news."

The kid came up to me and asked if I wanted to hang out and I said "when you get arrested I don't want to be in the same zip code."

Then I went to hang out with my actual friends. It's a much shorter story, but it doesn't end with me thinking friends are worthless, but instead affirming that I shouldn't be friends with people who are worthless. Because the only thing they're good for is making me feel better about myself for not being a drug dealing slimeball like them. And I already feel pretty good.

And you know what? That kid did get arrested. And I wasn't in the same zip code. It was like a Hollywood ending.

Sound advice Henry. The problem for me is I like to dance close to the fire. But I would be lying if I didn't say I felt just a hint of superiority but then I feel guilty about that. This place is what encouraged me to rethink things. Have you seen what I consider to be middle class income in this country? The FFA is the one that encouraged me to get out there and not judge a book by its cover Henry so I try and hang out part of the time with regular people.

He's not regular people. His brother is regular people. He's a scumbag and his wife is an idiot for marrying a drug dealer. You have to be firm with these people. They swarm.Meet people who are better than you at something and make friends. I'm a firm believer that you only become a better person when you surround yourself with people whose strengths compliment your weaknesses.

Another good post Henry. No schtick, I have an Indian doctor who is a pediatrician, went to Penn State but I still talk to him. Anyways we go out one night and he gets so drunk I have to help him stagger to the bathroom about 3 seconds before he hurls, I'm literally walking him, obviously in front of me and screaming at folks in my way that unless they want to receive projectile vomit in their face they better frack'n move. How can you hang out with someone who can't hold their liquor? He's still a pup at 32 but c'mon man, get your #### together I told him. So even the better class if you want to call it that, those folks frack up even bigger.

That must have caused quite the scene in Applebees.What's the significance of the Dr. being Indian?

He's from India and it was Chili's actually. No respectable heterosexual males would be caught dead drinking together at Applebee's.

No respectable anyone ends up projectile vomiting at Chilis unless there's a massive reason to drink that he finds out about while standing in front of a Chilis

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Aren't Chili's and Applebee's essentially the same thing?

 

[northern exposure]

Just as an aside, if GM started a second thread that everyone could just chat in and not have to get up to speed on the 3500 page thread first, this thread would cease to exist. Obviously that's just a guess.

That's the plan, take down the other kamikaze style.

This reminds me of "Revenge of the Nerds", I predict the outcome will be less successful in this instance.

 

[northern exposure]

MOP: most likable FBG sociopath since BGP

It's all in the acronym. Too bad we both be missing a 3rd letter. :(

You could start referring to each other as DrD and LrH.

 

[krista4]

I like Tim.

I like Tim, I like MOP, and I think Henry Ford would be great in the GMTAN.

 

[General Malaise]

I like Tim.

I like Tim, I like MOP, and I think Henry Ford would be great in the GMTAN.

Hard to argue with brilliance.

 

[Ministry of Pain]

I like Tim.

I like Tim, I like MOP, and I think Henry Ford would be great in the GMTAN.

All hands on deck you swine, we have a lady present. You can stay in the Captain's quarters Mrs K.

 

[Wilfredo Ledezma]

It's cool if we smoke up here right?

 

[Henry Ford]

I like Tim.

I like Tim, I like MOP, and I think Henry Ford would be great in the GMTAN.

Hard to argue with brilliance.

I thought that's what this thread was celebrating.

 

[Ministry of Pain]

It's cool if we smoke up here right?

Yes but respect those of us who are presently not.

 

[sublimeone]

I like Tim.

Look at Gen GM Lee, knowing his confederates are outflanked outmanned and overall on their way out, he decides to come in here and try to recruit for those yellow belly bastards, I'm not surprised one bit.

Hi Sean -

I got your PM. I'm not sure what to make of it, or you. Whatever it is that you truly are underneath this veneer of trying to hard is probably not the sociopath that your online persona has taken on. This odd behavior ranks as perhaps 208th in the pantheon of odd MOP FBG decisions. Deep down, I think you're a normal human who has experienced real life joy and real life pain. But the metamorphosis of your personality here from 2001 to now isn't something I'd perpetuate and I certainly wouldn't continue down this avenue. What if - let's pretend for a second that you really DO have a son who now lives with you, a claim I find dubious like most of your tall tales - your son logs in and sees your body of work here. If he's normal - meaning he's nothing like you - he's going to be appalled at some of the things you've chosen to post for all eternity. You better damn well hope that the very mods you castigate and/or butt kiss in the dire hopes of joining rank prune the hell out of your work because if not, you're going to come across as an elephant's butt to your alleged offspring.

If this is your attempt at Andy Kaufman, it's William Hung level bad. If it's now the real you - and I know it's not - seek help. You've got my number if you ever want to talk. I'm a little more than a little worried about you. Even the deranged have tipping points and right now, you're sail deep in the water, buddy.

wow, didn't realize this was such serious business. It's time you boys took this pissing match to the next level.

 

[northern exposure]

I like Tim.

Look at Gen GM Lee, knowing his confederates are outflanked outmanned and overall on their way out, he decides to come in here and try to recruit for those yellow belly bastards, I'm not surprised one bit.

Hi Sean -

I got your PM. I'm not sure what to make of it, or you. Whatever it is that you truly are underneath this veneer of trying to hard is probably not the sociopath that your online persona has taken on. This odd behavior ranks as perhaps 208th in the pantheon of odd MOP FBG decisions. Deep down, I think you're a normal human who has experienced real life joy and real life pain. But the metamorphosis of your personality here from 2001 to now isn't something I'd perpetuate and I certainly wouldn't continue down this avenue. What if - let's pretend for a second that you really DO have a son who now lives with you, a claim I find dubious like most of your tall tales - your son logs in and sees your body of work here. If he's normal - meaning he's nothing like you - he's going to be appalled at some of the things you've chosen to post for all eternity. You better damn well hope that the very mods you castigate and/or butt kiss in the dire hopes of joining rank prune the hell out of your work because if not, you're going to come across as an elephant's butt to your alleged offspring.

If this is your attempt at Andy Kaufman, it's William Hung level bad. If it's now the real you - and I know it's not - seek help. You've got my number if you ever want to talk. I'm a little more than a little worried about you. Even the deranged have tipping points and right now, you're sail deep in the water, buddy.

wow, didn't realize this was such serious business. It's time you boys took this pissing match to the next level.

And yet MoP keeps posting and lurking in GMTAN.

 

[Ministry of Pain]

The neighbors 2 houses down are playing really loud Mexican music

I mean I can hear it in my living room and feel it in my chest over the movie we are watching. It's 7:30, what's the move here? They didn't tell us "Hey we are gonna have a huge party tonight and the usic will move you in your couch but u r welcome to come join."

In fact I know the house and I ave tried to waive on my jogs but they never waive back so frack 'em I say.

 

[northern exposure]

The neighbors 2 houses down are playing really loud Mexican music

I mean I can hear it in my living room and feel it in my chest over the movie we are watching. It's 7:30, what's the move here? They didn't tell us "Hey we are gonna have a huge party tonight and the usic will move you in your couch but u r welcome to come join."

In fact I know the house and I ave tried to waive on my jogs but they never waive back so frack 'em I say.

Is the music Los Lobos or La Bamba?

 

[fantasycurse42]

I like Tim.

Look at Gen GM Lee, knowing his confederates are outflanked outmanned and overall on their way out, he decides to come in here and try to recruit for those yellow belly bastards, I'm not surprised one bit.

Hi Sean -

I got your PM. I'm not sure what to make of it, or you. Whatever it is that you truly are underneath this veneer of trying to hard is probably not the sociopath that your online persona has taken on. This odd behavior ranks as perhaps 208th in the pantheon of odd MOP FBG decisions. Deep down, I think you're a normal human who has experienced real life joy and real life pain. But the metamorphosis of your personality here from 2001 to now isn't something I'd perpetuate and I certainly wouldn't continue down this avenue. What if - let's pretend for a second that you really DO have a son who now lives with you, a claim I find dubious like most of your tall tales - your son logs in and sees your body of work here. If he's normal - meaning he's nothing like you - he's going to be appalled at some of the things you've chosen to post for all eternity. You better damn well hope that the very mods you castigate and/or butt kiss in the dire hopes of joining rank prune the hell out of your work because if not, you're going to come across as an elephant's butt to your alleged offspring.

If this is your attempt at Andy Kaufman, it's William Hung level bad. If it's now the real you - and I know it's not - seek help. You've got my number if you ever want to talk. I'm a little more than a little worried about you. Even the deranged have tipping points and right now, you're sail deep in the water, buddy.

Just as an aside, if GM started a second thread that everyone could just chat in and not have to get up to speed on the 3500 page thread first, this thread would cease to exist. Obviously that's just a guess.

I agree, it's 3500 pages deep... Too much to jump into. I'm on board with Captain Shutter Island's TAN

 

[sdp1226]

Is it true that you're serving sangwiches in here?

 

[sbonomo]

So as a recap i think tim is ok, I hope get Dr gobbler gets a kidney stone for not paying his debt, Em, kitcons and dd all need to get a life, nd i will take a fried pb&j on monday when the kitchen is open for business.

 

[fantasycurse42]

So I went with Hill Country... The wife isn't a fan of Five Guys (especially on Saturday night) - She saw my weakness/indecision and quickly made the Hill Country decision. For those complaining about the price of Five Guys, you'd #### your pants at Hill Country (http://www.hillcountryny.com/menu). Anyways, the tipping etiquette question comes up with my meal. The way Hill Country works is as follows; you come in, they bring you to a table, give you a ticket for every person. You take said tickets up to the corner where they give you food. Back at the table there is a waiter who gets you drinks or dessert, that's really it. Certain things also are ordered through the waiter, we had an iced tea, Pepsi, & brisket sandwich that he brought out, everything else we grabbed at the counter and did the work ourself. In this situation if the the bill is $60.43, how much tip do you leave?

 

[sbonomo]

The neighbors 2 houses down are playing really loud Mexican music

I mean I can hear it in my living room and feel it in my chest over the movie we are watching. It's 7:30, what's the move here? They didn't tell us "Hey we are gonna have a huge party tonight and the usic will move you in your couch but u r welcome to come join."

In fact I know the house and I ave tried to waive on my jogs but they never waive back so frack 'em I say.

walk out and yell - la migra, la migra!

 

[sbonomo]

So I went with Hill Country... The wife isn't a fan of Five Guys (especially on Saturday night) - She saw my weakness/indecision and quickly made the Hill Country decision. For those complaining about the price of Five Guys, you'd #### your pants at Hill Country (http://www.hillcountryny.com/menu). Anyways, the tipping etiquette question comes up with my meal. The way Hill Country works is as follows; you come in, they bring you to a table, give you a ticket for every person. You take said tickets up to the corner where they give you food. Back at the table there is a waiter who gets you drinks or dessert, that's really it. Certain things also are ordered through the waiter, we had an iced tea, Pepsi, & brisket sandwich that he brought out, everything else we grabbed at the counter and did the work ourself. In this situation if the the bill is $60.43, how much tip do you leave?

5-6 bucks seems about right

 

[Ilov80s]

Winter of 2014 is getting to people. The levels of whining, crying and attention whoring are surging. I guess it makes for fine drama when most of us are forced to stay inside for 2 months straight.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Winter of 2014 is getting to people. The levels of whining, crying and attention whoring are surging. I guess it makes for fine drama when most of us are forced to stay inside for 2 months straight.

This winter is turrrrible... It's 20 every day and snows 2-3x a week. Last winter was fantastic, I was on board with global warming, WTF happened, did we get that in check?

 

[fantasycurse42]

So I went with Hill Country... The wife isn't a fan of Five Guys (especially on Saturday night) - She saw my weakness/indecision and quickly made the Hill Country decision. For those complaining about the price of Five Guys, you'd #### your pants at Hill Country (http://www.hillcountryny.com/menu). Anyways, the tipping etiquette question comes up with my meal. The way Hill Country works is as follows; you come in, they bring you to a table, give you a ticket for every person. You take said tickets up to the corner where they give you food. Back at the table there is a waiter who gets you drinks or dessert, that's really it. Certain things also are ordered through the waiter, we had an iced tea, Pepsi, & brisket sandwich that he brought out, everything else we grabbed at the counter and did the work ourself. In this situation if the the bill is $60.43, how much tip do you leave?

5-6 bucks seems about right

We left $8.57 which felt high, but we played it safe.

 

[Ilov80s]

So I went with Hill Country... The wife isn't a fan of Five Guys (especially on Saturday night) - She saw my weakness/indecision and quickly made the Hill Country decision. For those complaining about the price of Five Guys, you'd #### your pants at Hill Country (http://www.hillcountryny.com/menu). Anyways, the tipping etiquette question comes up with my meal. The way Hill Country works is as follows; you come in, they bring you to a table, give you a ticket for every person. You take said tickets up to the corner where they give you food. Back at the table there is a waiter who gets you drinks or dessert, that's really it. Certain things also are ordered through the waiter, we had an iced tea, Pepsi, & brisket sandwich that he brought out, everything else we grabbed at the counter and did the work ourself. In this situation if the the bill is $60.43, how much tip do you leave?

Assuming they did a good job, $8. It's almost 15%. I would tip a server like 18-20 normally, depending on the quality of service and quality of the place. How long you were there also plays a roll with how much I would tip someone.

 

[northern exposure]

The neighbors 2 houses down are playing really loud Mexican music

I mean I can hear it in my living room and feel it in my chest over the movie we are watching. It's 7:30, what's the move here? They didn't tell us "Hey we are gonna have a huge party tonight and the usic will move you in your couch but u r welcome to come join."

In fact I know the house and I ave tried to waive on my jogs but they never waive back so frack 'em I say.

walk out and yell - la migra, la migra!

Or get dressed up like this http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000A2H6VE.01._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg and walk down and have a chat with them. Be sure to refer to them as "homes" and "ese".

 

[KCitons]

Does this tree house have a table in the back? Preferably facing the door.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Does this tree house have a table in the back? Preferably facing the door.

You're likely to fall out of it and break your neck. Is that a problem?

 

[pollardsvision]

So I went with Hill Country... The wife isn't a fan of Five Guys (especially on Saturday night) - She saw my weakness/indecision and quickly made the Hill Country decision. For those complaining about the price of Five Guys, you'd #### your pants at Hill Country (http://www.hillcountryny.com/menu). Anyways, the tipping etiquette question comes up with my meal. The way Hill Country works is as follows; you come in, they bring you to a table, give you a ticket for every person. You take said tickets up to the corner where they give you food. Back at the table there is a waiter who gets you drinks or dessert, that's really it. Certain things also are ordered through the waiter, we had an iced tea, Pepsi, & brisket sandwich that he brought out, everything else we grabbed at the counter and did the work ourself. In this situation if the the bill is $60.43, how much tip do you leave?

5-6 bucks seems about right

We left $8.57 which felt high, but we played it safe.

That does sound confusing. You basically have a half-waiter.

 

[fantasycurse42]

So I went with Hill Country... The wife isn't a fan of Five Guys (especially on Saturday night) - She saw my weakness/indecision and quickly made the Hill Country decision. For those complaining about the price of Five Guys, you'd #### your pants at Hill Country (http://www.hillcountryny.com/menu). Anyways, the tipping etiquette question comes up with my meal. The way Hill Country works is as follows; you come in, they bring you to a table, give you a ticket for every person. You take said tickets up to the corner where they give you food. Back at the table there is a waiter who gets you drinks or dessert, that's really it. Certain things also are ordered through the waiter, we had an iced tea, Pepsi, & brisket sandwich that he brought out, everything else we grabbed at the counter and did the work ourself. In this situation if the the bill is $60.43, how much tip do you leave?

5-6 bucks seems about right

We left $8.57 which felt high, but we played it safe.

That does sound confusing. You basically have a half-waiter.

It is confusing... I'm at the counter like we'll take x, y, z - they're like x/y I can give you, z comes from the waiter... I don't think there is any defined tipping method for this scenario.

 

[sdp1226]

So I went with Hill Country... The wife isn't a fan of Five Guys (especially on Saturday night) - She saw my weakness/indecision and quickly made the Hill Country decision. For those complaining about the price of Five Guys, you'd #### your pants at Hill Country (http://www.hillcountryny.com/menu). Anyways, the tipping etiquette question comes up with my meal. The way Hill Country works is as follows; you come in, they bring you to a table, give you a ticket for every person. You take said tickets up to the corner where they give you food. Back at the table there is a waiter who gets you drinks or dessert, that's really it. Certain things also are ordered through the waiter, we had an iced tea, Pepsi, & brisket sandwich that he brought out, everything else we grabbed at the counter and did the work ourself. In this situation if the the bill is $60.43, how much tip do you leave?

5-6 bucks seems about right

We left $8.57 which felt high, but we played it safe.

That does sound confusing. You basically have a half-waiter.

It is confusing... I'm at the counter like we'll take x, y, z - they're like x/y I can give you, z comes from the waiter... I don't think there is any defined tipping method for this scenario.

I took the lady here a couple of weeks ago. Ended up leaving about 15% where as I normally leave 18-20%.

 

[Tom Skerritt]

The neighbors 2 houses down are playing really loud Mexican music

I mean I can hear it in my living room and feel it in my chest over the movie we are watching. It's 7:30, what's the move here? They didn't tell us "Hey we are gonna have a huge party tonight and the usic will move you in your couch but u r welcome to come join."

In fact I know the house and I ave tried to waive on my jogs but they never waive back so frack 'em I say.

You know it's "wave" right?

 

[Ministry of Pain]

The neighbors 2 houses down are playing really loud Mexican music

I mean I can hear it in my living room and feel it in my chest over the movie we are watching. It's 7:30, what's the move here? They didn't tell us "Hey we are gonna have a huge party tonight and the usic will move you in your couch but u r welcome to come join."

In fact I know the house and I ave tried to waive on my jogs but they never waive back so frack 'em I say.

Is the music Los Lobos or La Bamba?

I C what you did here. It's just loud Latin music, this is not GD Hialeah. Gonna let it go of a bit, kind of hoping someone else on the street makes the call. They better not park on my swell or it's gonna be tow truck special tonight.

 

[Ministry of Pain]

Is it true that you're serving sangwiches in here?

Monday thru Friday we have a PB&J station in the boxcar, BYOM and also no Goober's.