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MOP's rants about everything! (1 Viewer)

Ilov80s said:
Winter of 2014 is getting to people. The levels of whining, crying and attention whoring are surging. I guess it makes for fine drama when most of us are forced to stay inside for 2 months straight.
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Except that I live in...

Was 82 today, humidity up, poured on me coming back from my run.

 
fantasycurse42 said:
sbonomo said:
fantasycurse42 said:
So I went with Hill Country... The wife isn't a fan of Five Guys (especially on Saturday night) - She saw my weakness/indecision and quickly made the Hill Country decision. For those complaining about the price of Five Guys, you'd #### your pants at Hill Country (http://www.hillcountryny.com/menu). Anyways, the tipping etiquette question comes up with my meal. The way Hill Country works is as follows; you come in, they bring you to a table, give you a ticket for every person. You take said tickets up to the corner where they give you food. Back at the table there is a waiter who gets you drinks or dessert, that's really it. Certain things also are ordered through the waiter, we had an iced tea, Pepsi, & brisket sandwich that he brought out, everything else we grabbed at the counter and did the work ourself. In this situation if the the bill is $60.43, how much tip do you leave?
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5-6 bucks seems about right
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We left $8.57 which felt high, but we played it safe.
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more than enough....good people tip well....
 
KCitons said:
Does this tree house have a table in the back? Preferably facing the door.
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Was wondering if you were gonna come back. You will actually get a huge elevation here as perhaps the man to unite the FFA once again. Because I have to be honest, that GMTAN is a bit boring, all they do is talk about their kids, things going on in their lives, ain't nobody got time for that. Well they do it seems, sometimes there's some gut busters but honestly it seems about as boring as the last time I checked in there.

And that graveyard site with February Fratness or whatever the name of that 64 man tourney, there really isn't that much going on over there. But I wanted you to know that your voice has been heard and some of us wanted you to know that not everyone in here hates you, in fact I don't think many in here dislike you. That cr:e:w likes to make fun of what they don't understand, a few are genuine turdmonsters and they show themselves but many of the others are just having some good spitted fun and I laugh at the jokes, steal material where I can. It's like being in an adult fraternity without the fraternity.

But we have established ourselves in a short period of time here, I realize I should have done this a long time ago to house all the craziness. The 1 person who is going to breathe a huge sigh of relief will be Aaron. Can you imagine him reporting back "I got the whole thing under control now" :lol:

Oh I kid. Glad your back, don't get all butthurt, there are plenty of ways to express yourself in here. The ignore feature works wonders for the true turdmonsters. And when all else fails just skip this place for a few days, things blow over fast around here.

 
Tom Skerritt said:
Ministry of Pain said:
The neighbors 2 houses down are playing really loud Mexican music :rant:

I mean I can hear it in my living room and feel it in my chest over the movie we are watching. It's 7:30, what's the move here? They didn't tell us "Hey we are gonna have a huge party tonight and the usic will move you in your couch but u r welcome to come join."

In fact I know the house and I ave tried to waive on my jogs but they never waive back so frack 'em I say.
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You know it's "wave" right?
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:bye:

 
sublimeone said:
General Malaise said:
Ministry of Pain said:
General Malaise said:
I like Tim. :shrug:
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Look at Gen GM Lee, knowing his confederates are outflanked outmanned and overall on their way out, he decides to come in here and try to recruit for those yellow belly bastards, I'm not surprised one bit.
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Hi Sean -

I got your PM. I'm not sure what to make of it, or you. Whatever it is that you truly are underneath this veneer of trying to hard is probably not the sociopath that your online persona has taken on. This odd behavior ranks as perhaps 208th in the pantheon of odd MOP FBG decisions. Deep down, I think you're a normal human who has experienced real life joy and real life pain. But the metamorphosis of your personality here from 2001 to now isn't something I'd perpetuate and I certainly wouldn't continue down this avenue. What if - let's pretend for a second that you really DO have a son who now lives with you, a claim I find dubious like most of your tall tales - your son logs in and sees your body of work here. If he's normal - meaning he's nothing like you - he's going to be appalled at some of the things you've chosen to post for all eternity. You better damn well hope that the very mods you castigate and/or butt kiss in the dire hopes of joining rank prune the hell out of your work because if not, you're going to come across as an elephant's butt to your alleged offspring.

If this is your attempt at Andy Kaufman, it's William Hung level bad. If it's now the real you - and I know it's not - seek help. You've got my number if you ever want to talk. I'm a little more than a little worried about you. Even the deranged have tipping points and right now, you're sail deep in the water, buddy.
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:lol: wow, didn't realize this was such serious business. It's time you boys took this pissing match to the next level.
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:welcome: to The Next Level tm

 
fantasycurse42 said:
Henry Ford said:
General Malaise said:
Ministry of Pain said:
General Malaise said:
I like Tim. :shrug:
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Look at Gen GM Lee, knowing his confederates are outflanked outmanned and overall on their way out, he decides to come in here and try to recruit for those yellow belly bastards, I'm not surprised one bit.
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Hi Sean -

I got your PM. I'm not sure what to make of it, or you. Whatever it is that you truly are underneath this veneer of trying to hard is probably not the sociopath that your online persona has taken on. This odd behavior ranks as perhaps 208th in the pantheon of odd MOP FBG decisions. Deep down, I think you're a normal human who has experienced real life joy and real life pain. But the metamorphosis of your personality here from 2001 to now isn't something I'd perpetuate and I certainly wouldn't continue down this avenue. What if - let's pretend for a second that you really DO have a son who now lives with you, a claim I find dubious like most of your tall tales - your son logs in and sees your body of work here. If he's normal - meaning he's nothing like you - he's going to be appalled at some of the things you've chosen to post for all eternity. You better damn well hope that the very mods you castigate and/or butt kiss in the dire hopes of joining rank prune the hell out of your work because if not, you're going to come across as an elephant's butt to your alleged offspring.

If this is your attempt at Andy Kaufman, it's William Hung level bad. If it's now the real you - and I know it's not - seek help. You've got my number if you ever want to talk. I'm a little more than a little worried about you. Even the deranged have tipping points and right now, you're sail deep in the water, buddy.
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Just as an aside, if GM started a second thread that everyone could just chat in and not have to get up to speed on the 3500 page thread first, this thread would cease to exist. Obviously that's just a guess.
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I agree, it's 3500 pages deep... Too much to jump into. I'm on board with Captain Shutter Island's TAN
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I stopped by there to talk about bisexual Canadian succubi. Everyone has been very nice.

 
Henry Ford said:
fantasycurse42 said:
Henry Ford said:
General Malaise said:
Ministry of Pain said:
General Malaise said:
I like Tim. :shrug:
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Look at Gen GM Lee, knowing his confederates are outflanked outmanned and overall on their way out, he decides to come in here and try to recruit for those yellow belly bastards, I'm not surprised one bit.
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Hi Sean -

I got your PM. I'm not sure what to make of it, or you. Whatever it is that you truly are underneath this veneer of trying to hard is probably not the sociopath that your online persona has taken on. This odd behavior ranks as perhaps 208th in the pantheon of odd MOP FBG decisions. Deep down, I think you're a normal human who has experienced real life joy and real life pain. But the metamorphosis of your personality here from 2001 to now isn't something I'd perpetuate and I certainly wouldn't continue down this avenue. What if - let's pretend for a second that you really DO have a son who now lives with you, a claim I find dubious like most of your tall tales - your son logs in and sees your body of work here. If he's normal - meaning he's nothing like you - he's going to be appalled at some of the things you've chosen to post for all eternity. You better damn well hope that the very mods you castigate and/or butt kiss in the dire hopes of joining rank prune the hell out of your work because if not, you're going to come across as an elephant's butt to your alleged offspring.

If this is your attempt at Andy Kaufman, it's William Hung level bad. If it's now the real you - and I know it's not - seek help. You've got my number if you ever want to talk. I'm a little more than a little worried about you. Even the deranged have tipping points and right now, you're sail deep in the water, buddy.
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Just as an aside, if GM started a second thread that everyone could just chat in and not have to get up to speed on the 3500 page thread first, this thread would cease to exist. Obviously that's just a guess.
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I agree, it's 3500 pages deep... Too much to jump into. I'm on board with Captain Shutter Island's TAN
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I stopped by there to talk about bisexual Canadian succubi. Everyone has been very nice.
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Go on...

 
man it is cold again here in DC. Supposed to get more snow but this time it should only be a dusting up to two inches. I usually love winter but it has sucked this year.

winter you and your family is a ####.

 
Tom Skerritt said:
Ministry of Pain said:
The neighbors 2 houses down are playing really loud Mexican music :rant:

I mean I can hear it in my living room and feel it in my chest over the movie we are watching. It's 7:30, what's the move here? They didn't tell us "Hey we are gonna have a huge party tonight and the usic will move you in your couch but u r welcome to come join."

In fact I know the house and I ave tried to waive on my jogs but they never waive back so frack 'em I say.
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You know it's "wave" right?
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That could be the problem.

 
I never thought about the fact that there are people with the last name Billy.

That would be cool if they got married to someone with the last name Hill, and had a hyphenated name.

I always hoped the late Sonny Bono had married Yoko Ono and they adopted Bono of U2, than they would have been the Bono-Ono-Bono Project.

True story. Don King was charged for two separate murders 13 years apart. The first was ruled justifiable homicide for shooting a man attempting to rob one of his gambling houses. He was convicted of second degree murder the second time, when he stomped an employee to death who owed him $600 (I forgot that part - note to self, don't borrow money from Don King), but the judge later reduced the sentence to non-negligent homicide (!!!) for which he served four years in prison. He was pardoned by the Ohio state governor (makes you wonder if he got some gambling "tips" later?). Here is my question. How do you conduct a police lineup with Don King?

 
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Doctor Detroit said:
Bob Magaw said:
I never thought about the fact that there are people with the last name Billy.

That would be cool if they got married to someone with the last name Hill, and had a hyphenated name.
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Billy-Hill? Is that a peak near where you live Bob?
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You almost got it, DD, but there was only a 50% chance of success.Congrats on the well deserved Seahawks Super Bowl victory, I was rooting for SEA because they had never won, and I wanted to keep it in the NFC West. Nice window to win some more with a young team, like PIT in the '70s and SF in the '80s.

Wait, can we talk about the NFL in here?

 
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Bob Magaw said:
True story. Don King was charged for two separate murders 13 years apart. The first was ruled justifiable homicide for shooting a man attempting to rob one of his gambling houses. He was convicted of second degree murder the second time, when he stomped an employee to death who owed him $600 (I forgot that part - note to self, don't borrow money from Don King), but the judge later reduced the sentence to non-negligent homicide (!!!) for which he served four years in prison. He was pardoned by the Ohio state governor (makes you wonder if he got some gambling "tips" later?). Here is my question. How do you conduct a police lineup with Don King?
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you'd have to throw in Marge Simpson and 80's rappers Kid 'n' Play...

 
Yesterday morning a glass exploded on my hand while doing the dishes. There was lots of blood. And glass. I went to the emergency room. A little taut 28 year old minx with clear blue eyes sewed me up, and with a smile, wiggled her nose like Samantha and magiked me some high grade percocets for "the pain." Everything is fine and dandy. And I'm not just saying that as cliche ballast; I mean it. Sunday without football? Fine and dandy. My thumb attached by thread? Fine and dandy. This thread? Fine and dandy. I love you all.

 
Wait, did DSP abandon his own thread or is this the first wave of an invasion force?

 
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Otis, serious question. Have you ever dated a girl with an eating disorder? Thanks. I'll hang up and listen.

 
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