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Come on down, meet Fin, the guy who doesn't exist.

Anyhow, he had an enlarged heart. Coroner opened him up today and called his mother who called his brother. Thinking about an autopsy In my buddy is weird...even weirder when I think about an autopsy on someone his size. His brother said a normal heart is around 400 centimeters and his brothers was 650. Couple that with apnea, being 200+ lbs overweight and then half a lifetime of using hard drugs on and off and he was already on borrowed time.
The coroner called his mother? Oh, come on.

 
Christo said:
johnnycakes said:
"confirmed this morning" doesn't necessarily mean the autopsy results are back. I have enough experience with this kind of crap to know... if you're dealing with a drunk or an addict, and they die at this age, you probably don't even need an autopsy to figure out the cause of death. Need to hear the rest of the story of how it was confirmed. For now, I believe Fin 100% and is not fishing... I, too, have had many, many friends die young... enough that it doesn't even rattle me anymore, I just figure it comes with the territory.
So what do you think he meant by "confirmed this morning" in direct response to a question about an autopsy? Confirmed by who?
Probably already answered, but they could have found physical evidence of recent drug use on the body or in his home. Also, I read "confirmed" as "confirmed as far as Finless is concerned".

 
Come on down, meet Fin, the guy who doesn't exist.

Anyhow, he had an enlarged heart. Coroner opened him up today and called his mother who called his brother. Thinking about an autopsy In my buddy is weird...even weirder when I think about an autopsy on someone his size. His brother said a normal heart is around 400 centimeters and his brothers was 650. Couple that with apnea, being 200+ lbs overweight and then half a lifetime of using hard drugs on and off and he was already on borrowed time.
The coroner called his mother? Oh, come on.
Yes but all this went down in Eagen. Probably SOP there
 
Christo said:
johnnycakes said:
"confirmed this morning" doesn't necessarily mean the autopsy results are back. I have enough experience with this kind of crap to know... if you're dealing with a drunk or an addict, and they die at this age, you probably don't even need an autopsy to figure out the cause of death. Need to hear the rest of the story of how it was confirmed. For now, I believe Fin 100% and is not fishing... I, too, have had many, many friends die young... enough that it doesn't even rattle me anymore, I just figure it comes with the territory.
So what do you think he meant by "confirmed this morning" in direct response to a question about an autopsy? Confirmed by who?
Probably already answered, but they could have found physical evidence of recent drug use on the body or in his home. Also, I read "confirmed" as "confirmed as far as Finless is concerned".
Well he was going out to the car to get his " sheets"
 
just ignore the guy. He keeps posting over and over the same thing. Just surprised he'd do it in a thread about the death of a friend. I guess my other buddy had a girl in the room and my buddy who passed wouldn't put his pap machine on and was snoring and making a racket. It led to him going out to his car to get "sheets". He never came back in.

We lived together for a few months. His apnea was no joke. He would fall asleep in an office chair, often naked and would wake me up screaming in his sleep as if someone was trying to kill him. "No not yet! I'm not ready, Please God NO!!!" This was a nightly occurrence. I would wake up, slap him awake and tell him to put on the Vader mask.

Sleep apnea is serious. I think this was drug related though and I only say that because keeping hard living in check or apnea can save someone life. I'll also say there was a friend he drove to pick up a few days ago he showed up with last night that is being put on a bus out of town...before something happens to him. I'm happy to be sober and alive but I'll miss the big goofball.
First, thoughts and prayers, both for you and your buddy's family.

Second, the above is very true. My father (63) has had horrible sleep apnea for most of his life. I never remember him NOT snoring like a banshee. he's had 2 surgeries for it with no luck. He won't wear the C-Pap machine. He recently retired, and his weight is a good bit better than it was, but he still has a lot of stress. I'm just scared to death that he's just going to go in his sleep one night. When he had surgery, the night lab said his breathing cut out for up to 1 minute at a time, sometimes as often as every 10-15 minutes, and usually cut out for 15 seconds or so every few minutes. That's terrifying.

 
Come on down, meet Fin, the guy who doesn't exist.

Anyhow, he had an enlarged heart. Coroner opened him up today and called his mother who called his brother. Thinking about an autopsy In my buddy is weird...even weirder when I think about an autopsy on someone his size. His brother said a normal heart is around 400 centimeters and his brothers was 650. Couple that with apnea, being 200+ lbs overweight and then half a lifetime of using hard drugs on and off and he was already on borrowed time.
The coroner called his mother? Oh, come on.
Yes but all this went down in Eagen. Probably SOP there
There are counties throughout the US where contacting the next of kin is the responsibility of the coroner. Anyway, sorry for your loss, Fin. A good friend of mine dropped dead of a heart attack 10 years ago. It was discovered that he had an enlarged heart. He was 37. He wasn't fat like your friend (as a matter of fact he was handsome with a ripped body), but he was a longtime cocaine abuser, and drank like a fish. I wouldn't be surprised if he had taken steroids too. He is missed.

 
Come on down, meet Fin, the guy who doesn't exist.

Anyhow, he had an enlarged heart. Coroner opened him up today and called his mother who called his brother. Thinking about an autopsy In my buddy is weird...even weirder when I think about an autopsy on someone his size. His brother said a normal heart is around 400 centimeters and his brothers was 650. Couple that with apnea, being 200+ lbs overweight and then half a lifetime of using hard drugs on and off and he was already on borrowed time.
The coroner called his mother? Oh, come on.
Yeah, he called her on a Sunday. I didn't fact check the heart sizes or anything. Straight from his brother's mouth. :shrug:

 
Come on down, meet Fin, the guy who doesn't exist.

Anyhow, he had an enlarged heart. Coroner opened him up today and called his mother who called his brother. Thinking about an autopsy In my buddy is weird...even weirder when I think about an autopsy on someone his size. His brother said a normal heart is around 400 centimeters and his brothers was 650. Couple that with apnea, being 200+ lbs overweight and then half a lifetime of using hard drugs on and off and he was already on borrowed time.
The coroner called his mother? Oh, come on.
Yes but all this went down in Eagen. Probably SOP there
There are counties throughout the US where contacting the next of kin is the responsibility of the coroner. Anyway, sorry for your loss, Fin. A good friend of mine dropped dead of a heart attack 10 years ago. It was discovered that he had an enlarged heart. He was 37. He wasn't fat like your friend (as a matter of fact he was handsome with a ripped body), but he was a longtime cocaine abuser, and drank like a fish. I wouldn't be surprised if he had taken steroids too. He is missed.
Ant was prescribed test but was also recently taking trenbalone..Said it was the most potent steroid on earth.

 
His brother wants to do a roast. I don't know of its poor taste or if anything would like it. Outwardly he was very likable and funny as hell but he lived in both physical and emotional pain. His brother is in bad shape. Asked me if I would help him set up a Facebook Memorial page.

 
There once was a shepherd boy who was bored as he sat on the hillside watching the village sheep. To amuse himself he took a great breath and sang out, "Wolf! Wolf! The Wolf is chasing the sheep!"

The villagers came running up the hill to help the boy drive the wolf away. But when they arrived at the top of the hill, they found no wolf. The boy laughed at the sight of their angry faces.

"Don't cry 'wolf', shepherd boy," said the villagers, "when there's no wolf!" They went grumbling back down the hill.

Later, the boy sang out again, "Wolf! Wolf! The wolf is chasing the sheep!" To his naughty delight, he watched the villagers run up the hill to help him drive the wolf away.

When the villagers saw no wolf they sternly said, "Save your frightened song for when there is really something wrong! Don't cry 'wolf' when there is NO wolf!"

But the boy just grinned and watched them go grumbling down the hill once more.

Later, he saw a REAL wolf prowling about his flock. Alarmed, he leaped to his feet and sang out as loudly as he could, "Wolf! Wolf!"

But the villagers thought he was trying to fool them again, and so they didn't come.

At sunset, everyone wondered why the shepherd boy hadn't returned to the village with their sheep. They went up the hill to find the boy. They found him weeping.

"There really was a wolf here! The flock has scattered! I cried out, "Wolf!" Why didn't you come?"

An old man tried to comfort the boy as they walked back to the village.

"We'll help you look for the lost sheep in the morning," he said, putting his arm around the youth, "Nobody believes a liar...even when he is telling the truth!"

 
Come on down, meet Fin, the guy who doesn't exist.

Anyhow, he had an enlarged heart. Coroner opened him up today and called his mother who called his brother. Thinking about an autopsy In my buddy is weird...even weirder when I think about an autopsy on someone his size. His brother said a normal heart is around 400 centimeters and his brothers was 650. Couple that with apnea, being 200+ lbs overweight and then half a lifetime of using hard drugs on and off and he was already on borrowed time.
The coroner called his mother? Oh, come on.
One more thing Christo, when I post his obit or someone confirms what I've said through Facebook will you be man enough to apologize for harrassing a person who just lost two close friends? Not likely...more likely you'll be polishing off a couple buckets of chicken wings before popping a porn tape in the old VHS and finishing several times right on the floor then rubbing it in with your socked foot.

 
Come on down, meet Fin, the guy who doesn't exist.

Anyhow, he had an enlarged heart. Coroner opened him up today and called his mother who called his brother. Thinking about an autopsy In my buddy is weird...even weirder when I think about an autopsy on someone his size. His brother said a normal heart is around 400 centimeters and his brothers was 650. Couple that with apnea, being 200+ lbs overweight and then half a lifetime of using hard drugs on and off and he was already on borrowed time.
The coroner called his mother? Oh, come on.
One more thing Christo, when I post his obit or someone confirms what I've said through Facebook will you be man enough to apologize for harrassing a person who just lost two close friends? Not likely...more likely you'll be polishing off a couple buckets of chicken wings before popping a porn tape in the old VHS and finishing several times right on the floor then rubbing it in with your socked foot.
Look, your writing style is odd. You are stating things as facts when they are your opinions of what the facts may be long before they are fully established. It raises people's suspicions.

 
Come on down, meet Fin, the guy who doesn't exist.

Anyhow, he had an enlarged heart. Coroner opened him up today and called his mother who called his brother. Thinking about an autopsy In my buddy is weird...even weirder when I think about an autopsy on someone his size. His brother said a normal heart is around 400 centimeters and his brothers was 650. Couple that with apnea, being 200+ lbs overweight and then half a lifetime of using hard drugs on and off and he was already on borrowed time.
The coroner called his mother? Oh, come on.
One more thing Christo, when I post his obit or someone confirms what I've said through Facebook will you be man enough to apologize for harrassing a person who just lost two close friends? Not likely...more likely you'll be polishing off a couple buckets of chicken wings before popping a porn tape in the old VHS and finishing several times right on the floor then rubbing it in with your socked foot.
Look, your writing style is odd. You are stating things as facts when they are your opinions of what the facts may be long before they are fully established. It raises people's suspicions.
What facts have I stated that aren't facts? I saw him the night he died. He had been puking which I've never seen him do through all the partying we did. Our close friend told me yesterday morning that he had gotten high that night and he found the paraphernalia in his toiletries bag. I saw him dead. He was seated at the picnic table laying down towards the corner with his right arm dangling off it. He was 400 lbs, had apnea and a large heart.

He's gone now. He is the person I spent my last 3 months with in CO before I shot back to Boston to detox. He left a few weeks before me to go work for the company his brother and I had worked for for years. I got here last Sat and he and another buddy I partied with were both here. I decided to stear clear as much as possible without being rude. I have to take care of me. Anyhow like I said, I have nothing to prove to you.

It's funny the two holes in my story are the autopsy results were back. I said absolutely. If look at the top quoted post it says I'd imagine they will do an autopsy. That was what Ibwas referring to. I went on to explain how I believe he died without being disrespectful.

The other hole now is I am making opinions into facts? If you say so chief. Funny, the same as it ever was with the crew who gets on me. its usually the same results. Lots of accusations of lies and attacks on my character, truth comes out and they slide away like snakes. In the past its was what it was. Just crosses a line when it has to so with the loss of someone close. My own fault for posting it here. Was just trying to deal with it. Will never see him again.

 
Folks, if you believe it's fishing, or just are not sure enough to act appropriately for the subject of this thread, why not just stay out of this thread? That's not to say Fin has or has not acted in the past in a manner that might have you suspicious, and that is your right.

But on the off chance (from your perspective, I don't see a reason to doubt this thread, specifically, but that's just me, maybe Im gullible) it is true, why not harass him elsewhere and just let this thread stay on topic. And if you think that topic is somehow made up or embellished, that's your right, but no need to harp on it here.

 
Folks, if you believe it's fishing, or just are not sure enough to act appropriately for the subject of this thread, why not just stay out of this thread? That's not to say Fin has or has not acted in the past in a manner that might have you suspicious, and that is your right.

But on the off chance (from your perspective, I don't see a reason to doubt this thread, specifically, but that's just me, maybe Im gullible) it is true, why not harass him elsewhere and just let this thread stay on topic. And if you think that topic is somehow made up or embellished, that's your right, but no need to harp on it here.
I posted a great story about a Little Boy Who Cried Wolf. Have you heard it before?

 
Folks, if you believe it's fishing, or just are not sure enough to act appropriately for the subject of this thread, why not just stay out of this thread? That's not to say Fin has or has not acted in the past in a manner that might have you suspicious, and that is your right.

But on the off chance (from your perspective, I don't see a reason to doubt this thread, specifically, but that's just me, maybe Im gullible) it is true, why not harass him elsewhere and just let this thread stay on topic. And if you think that topic is somehow made up or embellished, that's your right, but no need to harp on it here.
I posted a great story about a Little Boy Who Cried Wolf. Have you heard it before?
Yes. It inspired me to suggest that those who do not believe just take it elsewhere. Not sure what is to be proven by harping on it here. And again, not saying you don't have reason to feel that way, but what good does it do in this thread? If anything, should you be correct in that this is a terrible and sad fishing trip, the posts that bring up that point would only seem to feed into the very behavior that you are suggesting is so abhorrent. Just don't see the benefit of it. If you don't believe it, that's fine - not sure why it must be harped on, in this thread, thats all.

Don't want to debate this anymore, but that's my take. I do happen to believe Fin lost someone close to him, and that's a terrible thing to go through, regardless of what others believe about you on a message board.

 
Come on down, meet Fin, the guy who doesn't exist.

Anyhow, he had an enlarged heart. Coroner opened him up today and called his mother who called his brother. Thinking about an autopsy In my buddy is weird...even weirder when I think about an autopsy on someone his size. His brother said a normal heart is around 400 centimeters and his brothers was 650. Couple that with apnea, being 200+ lbs overweight and then half a lifetime of using hard drugs on and off and he was already on borrowed time.
The coroner called his mother? Oh, come on.
One more thing Christo, when I post his obit or someone confirms what I've said through Facebook will you be man enough to apologize for harrassing a person who just lost two close friends? Not likely...more likely you'll be polishing off a couple buckets of chicken wings before popping a porn tape in the old VHS and finishing several times right on the floor then rubbing it in with your socked foot.
Look, your writing style is odd. You are stating things as facts when they are your opinions of what the facts may be long before they are fully established. It raises people's suspicions.
What facts have I stated that aren't facts? I saw him the night he died. He had been puking which I've never seen him do through all the partying we did. Our close friend told me yesterday morning that he had gotten high that night and he found the paraphernalia in his toiletries bag. I saw him dead. He was seated at the picnic table laying down towards the corner with his right arm dangling off it. He was 400 lbs, had apnea and a large heart.

He's gone now. He is the person I spent my last 3 months with in CO before I shot back to Boston to detox. He left a few weeks before me to go work for the company his brother and I had worked for for years. I got here last Sat and he and another buddy I partied with were both here. I decided to stear clear as much as possible without being rude. I have to take care of me. Anyhow like I said, I have nothing to prove to you.

It's funny the two holes in my story are the autopsy results were back. I said absolutely. If look at the top quoted post it says I'd imagine they will do an autopsy. That was what Ibwas referring to. I went on to explain how I believe he died without being disrespectful.

The other hole now is I am making opinions into facts? If you say so chief. Funny, the same as it ever was with the crew who gets on me. its usually the same results. Lots of accusations of lies and attacks on my character, truth comes out and they slide away like snakes. In the past its was what it was. Just crosses a line when it has to so with the loss of someone close. My own fault for posting it here. Was just trying to deal with it. Will never see him again.
Nothing is made up. I'm sure some of these idiots know that, which makes it sicker.
Look, I'm not on the fishing side. It just came out as odd that an autopsy and tox screen would be back that fast. Both of those were embellishments of what you believed would be true at a later date and did not say as much. There was no reason to state that as a fact at the time. For all anyone knew he could have gone out with a brain anurysm or something. I haven't read the whole thing, but there still is no cause of death, correct?

This is the internet. People are going to poke holes in wild stories. It happens.

 
All I know is, if a close friend of mine died, I sure wouldn't spend days arguing about the truthfulness of it on the internet with a bunch of jackasses I'll never meet. But hey, that's me.

Having said that, I am sorry for your loss, Finless.

 
Come on down, meet Fin, the guy who doesn't exist.

Anyhow, he had an enlarged heart. Coroner opened him up today and called his mother who called his brother. Thinking about an autopsy In my buddy is weird...even weirder when I think about an autopsy on someone his size. His brother said a normal heart is around 400 centimeters and his brothers was 650. Couple that with apnea, being 200+ lbs overweight and then half a lifetime of using hard drugs on and off and he was already on borrowed time.
The coroner called his mother? Oh, come on.
One more thing Christo, when I post his obit or someone confirms what I've said through Facebook will you be man enough to apologize for harrassing a person who just lost two close friends? Not likely...more likely you'll be polishing off a couple buckets of chicken wings before popping a porn tape in the old VHS and finishing several times right on the floor then rubbing it in with your socked foot.
Look, your writing style is odd. You are stating things as facts when they are your opinions of what the facts may be long before they are fully established. It raises people's suspicions.
What facts have I stated that aren't facts? I saw him the night he died. He had been puking which I've never seen him do through all the partying we did. Our close friend told me yesterday morning that he had gotten high that night and he found the paraphernalia in his toiletries bag. I saw him dead. He was seated at the picnic table laying down towards the corner with his right arm dangling off it. He was 400 lbs, had apnea and a large heart.He's gone now. He is the person I spent my last 3 months with in CO before I shot back to Boston to detox. He left a few weeks before me to go work for the company his brother and I had worked for for years. I got here last Sat and he and another buddy I partied with were both here. I decided to stear clear as much as possible without being rude. I have to take care of me. Anyhow like I said, I have nothing to prove to you.

It's funny the two holes in my story are the autopsy results were back. I said absolutely. If look at the top quoted post it says I'd imagine they will do an autopsy. That was what Ibwas referring to. I went on to explain how I believe he died without being disrespectful.

The other hole now is I am making opinions into facts? If you say so chief. Funny, the same as it ever was with the crew who gets on me. its usually the same results. Lots of accusations of lies and attacks on my character, truth comes out and they slide away like snakes. In the past its was what it was. Just crosses a line when it has to so with the loss of someone close. My own fault for posting it here. Was just trying to deal with it. Will never see him again.
Nothing is made up. I'm sure some of these idiots know that, which makes it sicker.
Look, I'm not on the fishing side. It just came out as odd that an autopsy and tox screen would be back that fast. Both of those were embellishments of what you believed would be true at a later date and did not say as much. There was no reason to state that as a fact at the time. For all anyone knew he could have gone out with a brain anurysm or something. I haven't read the whole thing, but there still is no cause of death, correct?

This is the internet. People are going to poke holes in wild stories. It happens.
Why make statements such as the tox screen is back when I clearly never said a word about a tox screen coming back, nor the autopsy results. You have skipped arounded made your own inferences clearly and then use your mixed up view of the story to attack the real story.

No results were back except what the coroner did not need a text for which was noticing his heart was large. I believe this was told to the mother first of all because its a fact and secondly because it means he would have died soon regardless of what they find in his system which everyone knows will be found. I have stated now a number of times I know exactly what he did the night he died..I never once said a tox came back the next day....a Sunday.

I fish but its very different style and I'm not looking to catch the of ignorant? That's like spearfishing suckers. I put hide a mackeral in a can of sardines and see who can sniff it out. It's like reverse fishing. Tell a story or give an opinion which with details. While listing part of the story drop some obscure or strange piece in with the rest of the list of things in the story. Like the woods thread and my list of greats who fell off. Including Cuba Gooding cracks me up. And it will crack up other folks with a similar sense of humor. It's no fun to create a thread like that, hasn't been for 5-6 years. It's got to be buried somewhere in a real rant or opinion post. So in a way I fish for my peers here and people with a similar sense of humor.

Anyone can fish the masses here. What fun is that? I could log in today with an old user name and drop a line that would last 3 years. If I was going to fish you think it would be with finless? The irony of this whole situation is the people accusing me of fishing base they're fishing theory on posts of which I would lay odds, and put money down on which I could confirm are real.

This is all quite silly. Would be nice to go back to the old FFA. I gotta go to work...peace.

 
Ghost Rider said:
All I know is, if a close friend of mine died, I sure wouldn't spend days arguing about the truthfulness of it on the internet with a bunch of jackasses I'll never meet. But hey, that's me.

Having said that, I am sorry for your loss, Finless.
I wouldn't come to post about it while the alleged body was still outside my door either.

I have no idea if it is true or not, I am not convinced either way... but the whole thing is sure as hell odd.

 
HellToupee said:
Christo said:
Finless said:
Come on down, meet Fin, the guy who doesn't exist.

Anyhow, he had an enlarged heart. Coroner opened him up today and called his mother who called his brother. Thinking about an autopsy In my buddy is weird...even weirder when I think about an autopsy on someone his size. His brother said a normal heart is around 400 centimeters and his brothers was 650. Couple that with apnea, being 200+ lbs overweight and then half a lifetime of using hard drugs on and off and he was already on borrowed time.
The coroner called his mother? Oh, come on.
Yes but all this went down in Eagen. Probably SOP there
They are a model of efficiency. In NYC (where there are 45 Medical Examiners), the average toxicology report takes 60 days. Autopsy reports average 69.5 days to complete. These numbers are up from 40 days and 49 days just five years ago. As with most municipal functions, budget cuts after the economic downtown have taken a toll.

Dakota County and their hard working ME population of four? Next effing day. How can you not be impressed?

 
I don't know Finless from Adam (though I think he owes me $50 for betting that Ron Paul would be the Republican nominee for President in 2012.)

But my question is: why would anyone lie about an overweight friend dying from apnea and drug complications? Sadly, that's all too mundane a story. If you were going to make something up, surely it would be a lot more interesting than this?

So I believe you, Finless. And I'm sorry for your loss. As I wrote earlier in the thread, I've had close friends and family die and it sucks. Do you have children or loved ones? Hug them tight and cherish the moments that you have.

 
I don't know Finless from Adam (though I think he owes me $50 for betting that Ron Paul would be the Republican nominee for President in 2012.)

But my question is: why would anyone lie about an overweight friend dying from apnea and drug complications? Sadly, that's all too mundane a story. If you were going to make something up, surely it would be a lot more interesting than this?

So I believe you, Finless. And I'm sorry for your loss. As I wrote earlier in the thread, I've had close friends and family die and it sucks. Do you have children or loved ones? Hug them tight and cherish the moments that you have.
I actually bumped that post Tim asking for a link to the bet. I agree with it being mundane. Overweight guy who lived hard dies. No real drama. Lots of posts about death here. I love how people are still posting about the coroners report and the toxicology report neither of which I ever mentioned being released. That said I'm sure the coroners in this county aren't swamped. They cut him open yesterday.

Such an odd story...I know. If people would read what I wrote instead of reading one guys misunderstanding then posting based on that. The thread reads like "telephone".

Guy dies, cops turn it into a crime scene, draw blood on the spot from a corpse, bring him to the coroner who produces a report and a tox within 24 hours of the death on a Sunday ta-boot.

While the body was still warm "outside my door" I ran back to my room to post. Since his death I've been dying for some skag...shaking.

Is that everything? None of the above is true but that's what the OP has turned into, somehow.

 
I don't know Finless from Adam (though I think he owes me $50 for betting that Ron Paul would be the Republican nominee for President in 2012.)

But my question is: why would anyone lie about an overweight friend dying from apnea and drug complications? Sadly, that's all too mundane a story. If you were going to make something up, surely it would be a lot more interesting than this?

So I believe you, Finless. And I'm sorry for your loss. As I wrote earlier in the thread, I've had close friends and family die and it sucks. Do you have children or loved ones? Hug them tight and cherish the moments that you have.
I actually bumped that post Tim asking for a link to the bet. I agree with it being mundane. Overweight guy who lived hard dies. No real drama. Lots of posts about death here. I love how people are still posting about the coroners report and the toxicology report neither of which I ever mentioned being released. That said I'm sure the coroners in this county aren't swamped. They cut him open yesterday.

Such an odd story...I know. If people would read what I wrote instead of reading one guys misunderstanding then posting based on that. The thread reads like "telephone".

Guy dies, cops turn it into a crime scene, draw blood on the spot from a corpse, bring him to the coroner who produces a report and a tox within 24 hours of the death on a Sunday ta-boot.

While the body was still warm "outside my door" I ran back to my room to post. Since his death I've been dying for some skag...shaking.

Is that everything? None of the above is true but that's what the OP has turned into, somehow.
Did you get the guys " sheets" before they were found?

A little skag might ease the nerves

 
I don't know Finless from Adam (though I think he owes me $50 for betting that Ron Paul would be the Republican nominee for President in 2012.)

But my question is: why would anyone lie about an overweight friend dying from apnea and drug complications? Sadly, that's all too mundane a story. If you were going to make something up, surely it would be a lot more interesting than this?

So I believe you, Finless. And I'm sorry for your loss. As I wrote earlier in the thread, I've had close friends and family die and it sucks. Do you have children or loved ones? Hug them tight and cherish the moments that you have.
I actually bumped that post Tim asking for a link to the bet. I agree with it being mundane. Overweight guy who lived hard dies. No real drama. Lots of posts about death here. I love how people are still posting about the coroners report and the toxicology report neither of which I ever mentioned being released. That said I'm sure the coroners in this county aren't swamped. They cut him open yesterday.

Such an odd story...I know. If people would read what I wrote instead of reading one guys misunderstanding then posting based on that. The thread reads like "telephone".

Guy dies, cops turn it into a crime scene, draw blood on the spot from a corpse, bring him to the coroner who produces a report and a tox within 24 hours of the death on a Sunday ta-boot.

While the body was still warm "outside my door" I ran back to my room to post. Since his death I've been dying for some skag...shaking.

Is that everything? None of the above is true but that's what the OP has turned into, somehow.
The bet was in some thread about Ron Paul a few years back. I'm not going to look it up. Forget about it. I only mentioned it because I think it's my only previous conversation with you.

 
I'll be the first to admit that despite being around here forever, I don't often get all the inside jokes and things that fly around. With that said, assuming some of the postings here aren't inside jokes that I'm just missing, I think a lot of folks better hope they're right about this being fishing. We're talking about addiction and death here. Not typically subjects to be taken lightly.

 
I don't know Finless from Adam (though I think he owes me $50 for betting that Ron Paul would be the Republican nominee for President in 2012.)

But my question is: why would anyone lie about an overweight friend dying from apnea and drug complications? Sadly, that's all too mundane a story. If you were going to make something up, surely it would be a lot more interesting than this?

So I believe you, Finless. And I'm sorry for your loss. As I wrote earlier in the thread, I've had close friends and family die and it sucks. Do you have children or loved ones? Hug them tight and cherish the moments that you have.
I actually bumped that post Tim asking for a link to the bet. I agree with it being mundane. Overweight guy who lived hard dies. No real drama. Lots of posts about death here. I love how people are still posting about the coroners report and the toxicology report neither of which I ever mentioned being released. That said I'm sure the coroners in this county aren't swamped. They cut him open yesterday.

Such an odd story...I know. If people would read what I wrote instead of reading one guys misunderstanding then posting based on that. The thread reads like "telephone".

Guy dies, cops turn it into a crime scene, draw blood on the spot from a corpse, bring him to the coroner who produces a report and a tox within 24 hours of the death on a Sunday ta-boot.

While the body was still warm "outside my door" I ran back to my room to post. Since his death I've been dying for some skag...shaking.

Is that everything? None of the above is true but that's what the OP has turned into, somehow.
Did you get the guys " sheets" before they were found?

A little skag might ease the nerves
What are you aiming for here that you haven't hit (or missed) already?

 
I don't know Finless from Adam (though I think he owes me $50 for betting that Ron Paul would be the Republican nominee for President in 2012.)

But my question is: why would anyone lie about an overweight friend dying from apnea and drug complications? Sadly, that's all too mundane a story. If you were going to make something up, surely it would be a lot more interesting than this?

So I believe you, Finless. And I'm sorry for your loss. As I wrote earlier in the thread, I've had close friends and family die and it sucks. Do you have children or loved ones? Hug them tight and cherish the moments that you have.
I actually bumped that post Tim asking for a link to the bet. I agree with it being mundane. Overweight guy who lived hard dies. No real drama. Lots of posts about death here. I love how people are still posting about the coroners report and the toxicology report neither of which I ever mentioned being released. That said I'm sure the coroners in this county aren't swamped. They cut him open yesterday.

Such an odd story...I know. If people would read what I wrote instead of reading one guys misunderstanding then posting based on that. The thread reads like "telephone".

Guy dies, cops turn it into a crime scene, draw blood on the spot from a corpse, bring him to the coroner who produces a report and a tox within 24 hours of the death on a Sunday ta-boot.

While the body was still warm "outside my door" I ran back to my room to post. Since his death I've been dying for some skag...shaking.

Is that everything? None of the above is true but that's what the OP has turned into, somehow.
Did you get the guys " sheets" before they were found?

A little skag might ease the nerves
What are you aiming for here that you haven't hit (or missed) already?
:shrug: A:did he get the free "sheets"

B:the cat seems a little tense about things & might need to RELAX . Take a load off.

 
Sorry for the loss of your bud - looks like something that was forseeable.

Hopefully this is a wake up call for you - clean up your act dude in memory of your bud.

 
HellToupee is Finless' demon that he must battle.

Not sure what is so hard to understand. :shrug:

 
Sorry for the loss of your bud - looks like something that was forseeable.

Hopefully this is a wake up call for you - clean up your act dude in memory of your bud.
Cleaning it up. Sober almost 3 months, got my old gig back, a truck, good friends around. Big wake up call. First week I enter the real world two of my people leave it.

 
As I stated anyone who thinks this is a fishing trip put some dough up. I'll lay unheard of odds. That's when you know who's fishing. It's not this guy. Same offer I've made a dozen times in the past. Funny people want to make the accusation but I've never had one take the offer.

 
I think the chicken wing/jerk off comment hit christo a little close to home. Like a scene out of the Bourne Trilogy: Why don't you tell her Mary. She's standing right next to you :stalker:

 
As I stated anyone who thinks this is a fishing trip put some dough up. I'll lay unheard of odds. That's when you know who's fishing. It's not this guy. Same offer I've made a dozen times in the past. Funny people want to make the accusation but I've never had one take the offer.
What kind of odds?

 
As I stated anyone who thinks this is a fishing trip put some dough up. I'll lay unheard of odds. That's when you know who's fishing. It's not this guy. Same offer I've made a dozen times in the past. Funny people want to make the accusation but I've never had one take the offer.
What kind of odds?
I'll put up $1,000 vs $200. I'd be willing to go as high as $10K vs. $2k but we would have to meet in person. I'd go even higher but I'm pretty sure no one here would even put $100 up.

Look St Louis Bob or Rudnicki who both posted here could easily put this fishing bull#### to bed by browsing my post and the replies from Saturday Morning. A dozen others here could do the same thing. See that's the crux. How could I continue to post serious fishing trips when there are more than 10 people on this board who could out me. Believe me, if its serious and it made it here, there's gonna be at least a blurb on FB.

No more words from me about fishing. Pretty lame IMO. Talking about getting free sheets from my dead friend...I feel like I am dealing with the mentally ill...sociopaths.

 
Is telling a recovering addict to do drugs to get over the death of a friend some kind of attempt at humor?
its some advice , you cats out of the " lifestyle" take it one way , others see it as it is.I'm either helping his resolve to go clean or to take a load off his mind. Lots of naive people in this threadPlus we're talking bout free"sheets" .

can't help feeling the Escape Goat holds the keys here & he ain't showing

 
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Dude sorry for your loss if it happened...

Drugs, paraphenalia in toiletries bag and pulled out of his pocket on picnic table...

No internet stories?

News stories...

Figured a headline would be: Portland man found dead in Eagan

Where are the pictures you said you could show?

Yup I would need comfirmation,

Doubting Thomas

 
Is telling a recovering addict to do drugs to get over the death of a friend some kind of attempt at humor?
its some advice , you cats out of the " lifestyle" take it one way , others see it as it is.I'm either helping his resolve to go clean or to take a load off his mind. Lots of naive people in this threadPlus we're talking bout free"sheets" .

can't help feeling the Escape Goat holds the keys here & he ain't showing
I don't think anyone knows what you are talking about.
 
Sorry for the loss of your bud - looks like something that was forseeable.

Hopefully this is a wake up call for you - clean up your act dude in memory of your bud.
Cleaning it up. Sober almost 3 months, got my old gig back, a truck, good friends around. Big wake up call. First week I enter the real world two of my people leave it.
Been there done that. Had a problem with the old bitter charlie for a while.Kicked it went back for a ride once every now & then. Mainly spend time with hooch & cooter now. Good luck to you mate
 
I am sorry to hear about your friend, but 5:1 is not exactly what I'd call "unheard of odds."

Although I guess maybe in the pantheon of "I'll bet you I didn't make up my friend's death on the Internet" wagering those are, in fact, unheard of...

 
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