My girlfriend is close friends with her ex-boyfriend (1 Viewer)

[Golden Gopher]

Here's the real question...

How big/burly/tough is this guy that you're allowing him to pound your gf?

There's no other reason this makes even an ounce of sense. None. This guy is either a murderer and you know it, or you're scared senseless by what he'll do to you if you step up.

I'm significantly bigger than him. Probably 4 inches taller and 40 pounds heavier. I'm not the least bit intimidated or threatened by him. It is absolutely clear who the alpha and who the beta is, no pistol whipping necessary.

It's not height/weight you should be worried about.

This guy must literally be Lex Steele'ing downstairs to be doing what he's doing right in your eye.

One thing is clear- despite your 4 inches and 40 pounds on him, the guy doesn't respect you, one bit.

Exactly. One 4-inch advantage means more than the other, I'm guessing.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

I'm going to go out on a limb here and suggest that the personal trainer might just have an ulterior motive for his interest in the dog.

He really loves that stupid dog. He made a Facebook page for the dog. That's the type of person we are talking about here.

It's all an elaborate ruse.

His heterosexuality?

Exactly.

 

[jomar]

I'm going to go out on a limb here and suggest that the personal trainer might just have an ulterior motive for his interest in the dog.

He really loves that stupid dog. He made a Facebook page for the dog. That's the type of person we are talking about here.

sounds like we're talking about somebody who is either using the dog as a ruse to stay close to your girl, or he's not mentally stable enough to handle a life without this dog. either way, I don't want that guy with a key to my gf's place.

seriously, I'd have her change the locks asap and make the necessary arrangements when he needs to get the dog. it might not be the easiest way, but no way in hell I let this guy have the run of my gf's house

I actually think that revoking his key would be a good means to get him less involved overall. I don't think there is anything unreasonable about that.

don't revoke the key. change the locks. I'm sure this guy had a copy of the key made.

 

[Buckfast 1]

Buckfast, you mind if I take the spare key next? Kinda sick of paying $1.50 for a load of laundry. I'm not cleaning toilets though.

Will you take the dog for a walk?

I might lose a little dignity with that little mutt but since I will be Demonstrating Value (DENNIS system) to your gf, I'll do it.

 

[xulf]

The girlfriend is alphaing both your asses. And it's not even close.

 

[Buckfast 1]

The girlfriend is alphaing both your asses. And it's not even close.

Did you guys miss the part where she told me that I could have sex with other girls and/or threesomes when I told her that I had concerns that I hadn't been single for long enough after my divorce? I've got so much hand I'm coming out of my glove.

 

[jonessed]

I get a kick out of hipster stories.

The pet custody complications have been extremely entertaining.

 

[eoMMan]

The girlfriend is alphaing both your asses. And it's not even close.

Did you guys miss the part where she told me that I could have sex with other girls and/or threesomes when I told her that I had concerns that I hadn't been single for long enough after my divorce? I've got so much hand I'm coming out of my glove.

That's her guilt making her feel better.

 

[Soulfly3]

Did you guys miss the part where she told me that I could have sex with other girls and/or threesomes when I told her that I had concerns that I hadn't been single for long enough after my divorce? I've got so much hand I'm coming out of my glove.

so she's basically just justifying you banging other chicks, cuz she's still banging her ex.

that's all that is.

 

[Bucky86]

Did you guys miss the part where she told me that I could have sex with other girls and/or threesomes when I told her that I had concerns that I hadn't been single for long enough after my divorce? I've got so much hand I'm coming out of my glove.

so she's basically just justifying you banging other chicks, cuz she's still banging her ex.

that's all that is.

Yup.She has her side piece. Might as well let you have yours.

 

[3C's]

I am having a hard time believing any straight male is so attached to that dog that he can't bare not spending time with it. and for this he needs a key to your gf's house? I'd have an issue with that. this guy can get into your gf's place any time he wants. sniffing panties, jerking it in the bed, and if he ever gets desperate enough, who knows what he's capable of.

Tell the gf to change the locks and make some other arrangements when this guy needs to pick up the dog. or just have her tell this guy to pound sand, you don't get to see the dog anymore. or convince the gf to give up the dog.

I agree that the ex-boyfriend having a key to her place is pretty weird. I certainly wouldn't give my ex a key to my house, nor would I ever expect her to give me one. I have stopped by my girlfriend's place during the day and walked in on the ex-boyfriend hanging out with the dog and doing laundry. I told her that wasn't cool and that he shouldn't be hanging out at her place and doing chores around the house. To some extent, I think him having a key makes the dog sharing issue easier, as he usually picks the dog up when she is at work and out doing something else. But I definitely think that him having a key is something that should probably stop at some point. Perhaps it would help wean him off his reliance on the dog.

of course not, it's already established she's a bit

 

[sbonomo]

The girlfriend is alphaing both your asses. And it's not even close.

Did you guys miss the part where she told me that I could have sex with other girls and/or threesomes when I told her that I had concerns that I hadn't been single for long enough after my divorce? I've got so much hand I'm coming out of my glove.

we need to unpack this more. time to step up azron style

 

[Card Trader]

The girlfriend is alphaing both your asses. And it's not even close.

Did you guys miss the part where she told me that I could have sex with other girls and/or threesomes when I told her that I had concerns that I hadn't been single for long enough after my divorce? I've got so much hand I'm coming out of my glove.

Eventually all you're going to have is your hand....especially when the GF realizes that you are getting alpha'd by the ex and she realizes that he's the only man she needs.

 

[meanjoegreen]

It is absolutely clear who the alpha and who the beta is

sorry to tell you this, bro...

You're the beta in this situation.

I'm not the one cleaning the poop of the guy that is banging his ex-girlfriend in hopes that he can spend time with his ratty little mutt dog.

That ratty little mutt dog is your gf's dog too. Does she know what you think of her dog? I think if she read this thread it might change her opinion of you.

 

[Bucky86]

Did the ex ever get a DNA test on this dog? I'll bet it isn't even his.

 

[T Bell]

Here's the real question...

How big/burly/tough is this guy that you're allowing him to pound your gf?

There's no other reason this makes even an ounce of sense. None. This guy is either a murderer and you know it, or you're scared senseless by what he'll do to you if you step up.

I'm significantly bigger than him. Probably 4 inches taller and 40 pounds heavier. I'm not the least bit intimidated or threatened by him. It is absolutely clear who the alpha and who the beta is, no pistol whipping necessary.

Is he a Horned Beetle?

 

[Buckfast 1]

It is absolutely clear who the alpha and who the beta is

sorry to tell you this, bro...

You're the beta in this situation.

I'm not the one cleaning the poop of the guy that is banging his ex-girlfriend in hopes that he can spend time with his ratty little mutt dog.

That ratty little mutt dog is your gf's dog too. Does she know what you think of her dog? I think if she read this thread it might change her opinion of you.

She jokes that her dog is "ratty" or a "little rat." I got those terms from her. And it's no secret that her dog is a mutt. She knows that I like her dog and take great care of her.

 

[Gr00vus]

The girlfriend is alphaing both your asses. And it's not even close.

Did you guys miss the part where she told me that I could have sex with other girls and/or threesomes when I told her that I had concerns that I hadn't been single for long enough after my divorce? I've got so much hand I'm coming out of my glove.

Yet you are not and have not. Just like the good little beta she knows she owns.

 

[Van Dyman]

The girlfriend is alphaing both your asses. And it's not even close.

Did you guys miss the part where she told me that I could have sex with other girls and/or threesomes when I told her that I had concerns that I hadn't been single for long enough after my divorce? I've got so much hand I'm coming out of my glove.

Yet you are not and have not. Just like the good little beta she knows she owns.

Relax, dude. Unnecessary. You can make your point without being an a##.

 

[tonydead]

Cleaning toilets and laundry? This is the girls doing as now she's got her boyfriend and her errand boy. Take your dress off buckfast and tell her how it's got to be.

 

[kentric]

I think all you doubters are really underestimating me. You guys really think that I should be worried about a 40-year old REI employee whose best attribute is his "niceness," who got broken up with by my girlfriend because of their lackluster sex life, and whose highlight of his life is a yappy little mutt from the shelter? GTFO.

Sure she's telling the truth about that?

I mean I wasn't there for it, but she certainly seems extremely satisfied now.

What woman wouldn't, going from 2 to 4 inches. Double the pleasure....

 

[Zow]

I think all you doubters are really underestimating me. You guys really think that I should be worried about a 40-year old REI employee whose best attribute is his "niceness," who got broken up with by my girlfriend because of their lackluster sex life, and whose highlight of his life is a yappy little mutt from the shelter? GTFO.

Devil's advocate here: you realize you're getting this information from her and even the most reasonable girls may tend to bend the truths about a past lover, no?

 

[Zow]

The girlfriend is alphaing both your asses. And it's not even close.

Did you guys miss the part where she told me that I could have sex with other girls and/or threesomes when I told her that I had concerns that I hadn't been single for long enough after my divorce? I've got so much hand I'm coming out of my glove.

Yet you are not and have not. Just like the good little beta she knows she owns.

Relax, homie.

 

[Zow]

Buckfast, you mind if I take the spare key next? Kinda sick of paying $1.50 for a load of laundry. I'm not cleaning toilets though.

Will you take the dog for a walk?

I might lose a little dignity with that little mutt but since I will be Demonstrating Value (DENNIS system) to your gf, I'll do it.

Nice reference.

 

[Zow]

Some folks have ripped on the ex BF. They are exactly wrong.

The ex is genius. As pointed out, he was likely getting pressure to marry the broad. He doesn't want to go down that road and was getting bored with nailing her. So, he and the woman agree to break up but remain friends for sake of the dog.

He gets to hang with his dog but not have to take it for walks constantly, vacuum the house daily due to hair, clean up poo.

He is back to dating this chick. Marriage pressure is gone. He likes her as a person but does not have to live with her. They go on hikes and have dinner dates. They buck enough that it is not boring. Since he is now the other man, the broad is more energetic since she is doing the bad boy.

With the woman out of his life full time, he doesn't have to worry about getting caught railing his clients. He is a personal trainer. He is nailing at least 3 and likely 7 of his clients.

The OP is the loser in this. The GF and ex BF are the winners. Young FBGs should be taking notes. Find a hot chick that rocks in the sack. Get a dog together. Reap the benefits after the break up.

Uh I hear it doesn't always play out that way.

 

[Soulfly3]

I know I said earlier that this ex-dude of hers doesn't respect you.

Thing is... there's worse... your own gf doesn't respect you either. Think you can do a ton better, and I dont even know you

 

[kentric]

Here's the real question...

How big/burly/tough is this guy that you're allowing him to pound your gf?

There's no other reason this makes even an ounce of sense. None. This guy is either a murderer and you know it, or you're scared senseless by what he'll do to you if you step up.

I'm significantly bigger than him. Probably 4 inches taller and 40 pounds heavier. I'm not the least bit intimidated or threatened by him. It is absolutely clear who the alpha and who the beta is, no pistol whipping necessary.

You know what they say. When the alpha's away the beta will play.

 

[Buckfast 1]

Cleaning toilets and laundry? This is the girls doing as now she's got her boyfriend and her errand boy. Take your dress off buckfast and tell her how it's got to be.

I already told her that stuff was unacceptable earlier this week and she agreed. Plus, as far as I know, he hasn't been doing that stuff for a while now, with the exception of a toilet cleaning a few weeks ago, which was basically what started the current conversation about her ex (a.k.a. "toilet cleaning #####") being too involved. The lines have now been clearly drawn that stuff like that will not be tolerated by me.

 

[Buckfast 1]

I know I said earlier that this ex-dude of hers doesn't respect you.

Thing is... there's worse... your own gf doesn't respect you either. Think you can do a ton better, and I dont even know you

Whatever you think man. I can assure you that she respects me.

 

[Tom Servo]

Buckfast, you mind if I take the spare key next? Kinda sick of paying $1.50 for a load of laundry. I'm not cleaning toilets though.

 

[Henry Ford]

The girlfriend is alphaing both your asses. And it's not even close.

Did you guys miss the part where she told me that I could have sex with other girls and/or threesomes when I told her that I had concerns that I hadn't been single for long enough after my divorce? I've got so much hand I'm coming out of my glove.

I'm trying to be the voice of reason in this thread, but let me make this perfectly clear: when a woman tells you you're free to have sex with other women, you don't have the upper hand.

 

[cstu]

I know I said earlier that this ex-dude of hers doesn't respect you.

Thing is... there's worse... your own gf doesn't respect you either. Think you can do a ton better, and I dont even know you

Whatever you think man. I can assure you that she respects me.

Clearly.

 

[tonydead]

Cleaning toilets and laundry? This is the girls doing as now she's got her boyfriend and her errand boy. Take your dress off buckfast and tell her how it's got to be.

I already told her that stuff was unacceptable earlier this week and she agreed. Plus, as far as I know, he hasn't been doing that stuff for a while now, with the exception of a toilet cleaning a few weeks ago, which was basically what started the current conversation about her ex (a.k.a. "toilet cleaning #####") being too involved. The lines have now been clearly drawn that stuff like that will not be tolerated by me.

Good job. As soon as you take your keys and your dog back you'll have it made.

 

[cstu]

Did you guys miss the part where she told me that I could have sex with other girls and/or threesomes when I told her that I had concerns that I hadn't been single for long enough after my divorce? I've got so much hand I'm coming out of my glove.

 

[Buckfast 1]

I think all you doubters are really underestimating me. You guys really think that I should be worried about a 40-year old REI employee whose best attribute is his "niceness," who got broken up with by my girlfriend because of their lackluster sex life, and whose highlight of his life is a yappy little mutt from the shelter? GTFO.

Devil's advocate here: you realize you're getting this information from her and even the most reasonable girls may tend to bend the truths about a past lover, no?

Meh. She told me this stuff back when we were just good friends before we even started dating. I don't think she had any incentive to lie to me back then.

 

[cstu]

I think all you doubters are really underestimating me. You guys really think that I should be worried about a 40-year old REI employee whose best attribute is his "niceness," who got broken up with by my girlfriend because of their lackluster sex life, and whose highlight of his life is a yappy little mutt from the shelter? GTFO.

Devil's advocate here: you realize you're getting this information from her and even the most reasonable girls may tend to bend the truths about a past lover, no?

Meh. She told me this stuff back when we were just good friends before we even started dating. I don't think she had any incentive to lie to me back then.

Aren't you a lawyer? You're getting played, dog.

 

[Soulfly3]

The mere fact that I am giving you correct guidance, should be your first, and most significant alarm bell.

 

[Henry Ford]

The mere fact that I am giving you correct guidance, should be your first, and most significant alarm bell.

I don't even know how you find time between grass cuttings.

 

[jonessed]

I know I said earlier that this ex-dude of hers doesn't respect you.

Thing is... there's worse... your own gf doesn't respect you either. Think you can do a ton better, and I dont even know you

He appears to have self-confidence issues.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Can this guy use his REI discount to help me get a new kayak and wetsuit? Let him know that if he is willing to do so I will stop intimating that he is a poofter.

 

[Soulfly3]

The mere fact that I am giving you correct guidance, should be your first, and most significant alarm bell.

I don't even know how you find time between grass cuttings.

no grass cutting for another few weeks minimum. ground barely even thawed over here

 

[TheIronSheik]

The mere fact that I am giving you correct guidance, should be your first, and most significant alarm bell.

I don't even know how you find time between grass cuttings.

no grass cutting for another few weeks minimum. ground barely even thawed over here

I'd say you could come mow my lawn, but we'll have none of that nonsense.

 

[McGarnicle]

Thread title: I wish my wife would vacuum

Page 1: Buy her a better vacuum cleaner

Page 5: Sounds like your marriage might be doomed

Page 10: She's probably cheating on you

Page 15: She's definitely cheating on you, and you're gay

Page 20: Not just any gay. Definitely a bottom

Page 25: You're a post-op transsexual

Page 30: Henry Ford: Buy her a better vacuum cleaner

Page 31: Henry Ford is banging your wife

Etc.

 

[Henry Ford]

Thread title: I wish my wife would vacuum

Page 1: Buy her a better vacuum cleaner

Page 5: Sounds like your marriage might be doomed

Page 10: She's probably cheating on you

Page 15: She's definitely cheating on you, and you're gay

Page 20: Not just any gay. Definitely a bottom

Page 25: You're a post-op transsexual

Page 30: Henry Ford: Buy her a better vacuum cleaner

Page 31: Henry Ford is banging your wife

Etc.

I don't bang women who don't already have a hoover. So to speak.

 

[Buckfast 1]

The girlfriend is alphaing both your asses. And it's not even close.

Did you guys miss the part where she told me that I could have sex with other girls and/or threesomes when I told her that I had concerns that I hadn't been single for long enough after my divorce? I've got so much hand I'm coming out of my glove.

I'm trying to be the voice of reason in this thread, but let me make this perfectly clear: when a woman tells you you're free to have sex with other women, you don't have the upper hand.

Eh, that's not exactly how it happened. I proposed possibly being non-exclusive for a while since I didn't have much of an opportunity to be single post-divorce, and she definitely did not want that to occur. I think she was just trying to come up with a solution to keep the possibility of adventurous random sex open while keeping me committed to her. Who knows if anything will ever actually happen with that, but I thought it was cool that she would put it on the table and shows the lengths she will go to satisfy my desires. If there is one thing I am certain of, it is that she wants to be with me for the long run. Her love and commitment to me has never been in doubt. I think that was confirmed when she agreed with all of my positions in our recent conversation about her ex. She is definitely not willing to lose me over her irrelevant ex.

 

[Henry Ford]

The girlfriend is alphaing both your asses. And it's not even close.

Did you guys miss the part where she told me that I could have sex with other girls and/or threesomes when I told her that I had concerns that I hadn't been single for long enough after my divorce? I've got so much hand I'm coming out of my glove.

I'm trying to be the voice of reason in this thread, but let me make this perfectly clear: when a woman tells you you're free to have sex with other women, you don't have the upper hand.

Eh, that's not exactly how it happened. I proposed possibly being non-exclusive for a while since I didn't have much of an opportunity to be single post-divorce, and she definitely did not want that to occur. I think she was just trying to come up with a solution to keep the possibility of adventurous random sex open while keeping me committed to her. Who knows if anything will ever actually happen with that, but I thought it was cool that she would put it on the table and shows the lengths she will go to satisfy my desires. If there is one thing I am certain of, it is that she wants to be with me for the long run. Her love and commitment to me has never been in doubt. I think that was confirmed when she agreed with all of my positions in our recent conversation about her ex. She is definitely not willing to lose me over her irrelevant ex.

I never mentioned "how it happened." I don't care how it happened. When she tells you you're free to have sex with other women, you don't have the upper hand.

Nor, I should add, should any reasonable human being want to have "the upper hand" in a romantic relationship.

 

[Buckfast 1]

Thread title: I wish my wife would vacuum

Page 1: Buy her a better vacuum cleaner

Page 5: Sounds like your marriage might be doomed

Page 10: She's probably cheating on you

Page 15: She's definitely cheating on you, and you're gay

Page 20: Not just any gay. Definitely a bottom

Page 25: You're a post-op transsexual

Page 30: Henry Ford: Buy her a better vacuum cleaner

Page 31: Henry Ford is banging your wife

Etc.

Pretty standard thread progression around here, which I was fully expecting all along.

Sure, the FFA has hit a couple times (No. 16, Man in the Yellow Hat), but this time you guys are way off the mark.

 

[TheIronSheik]

The girlfriend is alphaing both your asses. And it's not even close.

Did you guys miss the part where she told me that I could have sex with other girls and/or threesomes when I told her that I had concerns that I hadn't been single for long enough after my divorce? I've got so much hand I'm coming out of my glove.

I'm trying to be the voice of reason in this thread, but let me make this perfectly clear: when a woman tells you you're free to have sex with other women, you don't have the upper hand.

Eh, that's not exactly how it happened. I proposed possibly being non-exclusive for a while since I didn't have much of an opportunity to be single post-divorce, and she definitely did not want that to occur. I think she was just trying to come up with a solution to keep the possibility of adventurous random sex open while keeping me committed to her. Who knows if anything will ever actually happen with that, but I thought it was cool that she would put it on the table and shows the lengths she will go to satisfy my desires. If there is one thing I am certain of, it is that she wants to be with me for the long run. Her love and commitment to me has never been in doubt. I think that was confirmed when she agreed with all of my positions in our recent conversation about her ex. She is definitely not willing to lose me over her irrelevant ex.

I never mentioned "how it happened." I don't care how it happened. When she tells you you're free to have sex with other women, you don't have the upper hand.

Nor, I should add, should any reasonable human being want to have "the upper hand" in a romantic relationship.

 

[Weeber]

Better cuck next time.

 

[Buckfast 1]

The girlfriend is alphaing both your asses. And it's not even close.

Did you guys miss the part where she told me that I could have sex with other girls and/or threesomes when I told her that I had concerns that I hadn't been single for long enough after my divorce? I've got so much hand I'm coming out of my glove.

I'm trying to be the voice of reason in this thread, but let me make this perfectly clear: when a woman tells you you're free to have sex with other women, you don't have the upper hand.

Eh, that's not exactly how it happened. I proposed possibly being non-exclusive for a while since I didn't have much of an opportunity to be single post-divorce, and she definitely did not want that to occur. I think she was just trying to come up with a solution to keep the possibility of adventurous random sex open while keeping me committed to her. Who knows if anything will ever actually happen with that, but I thought it was cool that she would put it on the table and shows the lengths she will go to satisfy my desires. If there is one thing I am certain of, it is that she wants to be with me for the long run. Her love and commitment to me has never been in doubt. I think that was confirmed when she agreed with all of my positions in our recent conversation about her ex. She is definitely not willing to lose me over her irrelevant ex.

I never mentioned "how it happened." I don't care how it happened. When she tells you you're free to have sex with other women, you don't have the upper hand.Nor, I should add, should any reasonable human being want to have "the upper hand" in a romantic relationship.

I agree with regard to "the upper hand" stuff. I shouldn't have let all these haters influence how I talk about my own relationship. I think our relationship is healthy because we treat each other as equals, we respect each other, and we care about each other's feelings. It is in no way a power struggle.