My son just got served and now it's on (1 Viewer)

[Dondante]

Are we sure the 6th grade fight isn't in this thread? Super duper tough guy central around here. Go grab some chocolate milk and a nutty bar and settle down.

 

[Henry Ford]

"Hang on family officer, need to update the FFA".

 

[T Bell]

Come on Dutch, we need you!

He had to get his kid and take him home. Now the wife has dutch in a headlock.

dutch, if you can read this before blacking out:

START HIDING MONEY

 

[johnnycakes]

Come on Dutch, we need you!

He had to get his kid and take him home. Now the wife has dutch in a headlock.

dutch, if you can read this before blacking out:

START HIDING MONEY

See? Didn't I tell him if he let the kid fight, the whole family was doomed.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Update? dutch's kid get his ### kicked yet?

 

[Wooderson]

Dominant male monkey mother ####er

 

[EYLive]

Are we sure the 6th grade fight isn't in this thread? Super duper tough guy central around here. Go grab some chocolate milk and a nutty bar and settle down.

I would appreciate it if you wouldn't disparage chocolate milk aficionados. We do enjoy a good kiddie fist fight.

 

[El Floppo]

Update? dutch's kid get his ### kicked yet?

Already uploaded to the internets

(from the Feenis in the "funny" thread)

 

[Mello]

 

[tommyboy]

so which one of these punks got their ### kicked today?

 

[Otis]

 

[Courtjester]

I bet nothing happened. The other kid lost interest and moved on and we are left with what could have been in this thread.

Someone needs to grab the keys to Dutch and finish this thread properly. ....

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

 

[Bucky86]

BOOO!!!!!!!!!

 

[walnutz]

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

dutch must be in the ER with his ###-whooped kid.

 

[RBM]

Hospital?

Police station?

Principals office?

 

[jamny]

<_<

 

[Brony]

I'm guessing that they remembered how easy it is to get porn on the computer and they went home and rubbed one out. Problem solved.

 

[chet]

Lait's geaux!

 

[TenTimes]

I'm running out to a meeting so hopefully everything is cool since I haven't heard from the school or my wife yet. Will be back...

Now I'm starting to get curious about this "meeting".

 

[MikeIke]

I bet nothing happened. The other kid lost interest and moved on and we are left with what could have been in this thread.

Someone needs to grab the keys to Dutch and finish this thread properly. ....

Yep, probably nothing happened. Maybe Dutch Jr. got the other kid's gummy bears to call off the fight.

 

[Jayrod]

I'm running out to a meeting so hopefully everything is cool since I haven't heard from the school or my wife yet. Will be back...

Now I'm starting to get curious about this "meeting".

This is horse ####!

 

[Jayrod]

Who in the world starts a thread about a crazy life situation and then just disappears.

Bad form, IMO.

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

.

 

[Quez]

Are we sure the 6th grade fight isn't in this thread? Super duper tough guy central around here. Go grab some chocolate milk and a nutty bar and settle down.

I would appreciate it if you wouldn't disparage chocolate milk aficionados. We do enjoy a good kiddie fist fight.

So what is the best chocolate milk? Yoohoo?

 

[Porkchop Sandwich]

Are we sure the 6th grade fight isn't in this thread? Super duper tough guy central around here. Go grab some chocolate milk and a nutty bar and settle down.

I would appreciate it if you wouldn't disparage chocolate milk aficionados. We do enjoy a good kiddie fist fight.

So what is the best chocolate milk? Yoohoo?

Isn't Yoohoo chocolate water?

 

[shadyridr]

Who in the world starts a thread about a crazy life situation and then just disappears.

Bad form, IMO.

lol i get it

 

[massraider]

I have a feeling Dutch went to save his kid, and the bully beat him up instead.

T+P

 

[matuski]

Let's take this outside.

 

[Quez]

Who in the world starts a thread about a crazy life situation and then just disappears.

Bad form, IMO.

This happens all the time. Likely nothing thread worthy happened. Hopefully will fabricate a decent story to keep us entertained.

 

[Bucky86]

It wasn't even that great of a setup.

 

[shadyridr]

I hope they actually decided to have a dance off instead!

 

[RBM]

I'm guessing that they remembered how easy it is to get porn on the computer and they went home and rubbed one out. Problem solved.

Together? Now that would be an interesting spinoff thread.

 

[El Floppo]

We're going to have wait until bedtime, it appears.

 

[Bucky86]

Maybe Dutch got his ### beat by his son?

 

[Mr.Pack]

Not the best fishing trip so far in 2014, but up there.

6/10

 

[Quez]

Maybe the meeting was actually OP being terminated. They took his work phone which was his only access to the internet.

 

[Corporation]

I hope they actually decided to have a dance off instead!

There was a really funny SNL skit one time where 2 rival gangs ended up having a dance off. Think Norm was in it.

 

[The Duff Man]

Young Dutch got chased and beat up by a bunch of thugs from a local karate school.

Just before blacking out he sees an old dude arrive and take them all out.

He is now painting the old dude's fence.

/thread

 

[Mad Cow]

I hope they actually decided to have a dance off instead!

There was a really funny SNL skit one time where 2 rival gangs ended up having a dance off. Think Norm was in it.

If only someone would post a link and we could see it and appreciate the poster.

 

[John Kreese]

out... of... commission

 

[Guest]

I'm running out to a meeting so hopefully everything is cool since I haven't heard from the school or my wife yet. Will be back...

Now I'm starting to get curious about this "meeting".

This is horse ####!

Not if the "meeting" was with the other kid's mom.

 

[EYLive]

Are we sure the 6th grade fight isn't in this thread? Super duper tough guy central around here. Go grab some chocolate milk and a nutty bar and settle down.

I would appreciate it if you wouldn't disparage chocolate milk aficionados. We do enjoy a good kiddie fist fight.

So what is the best chocolate milk? Yoohoo?

Isn't Yoohoo chocolate water?

:nosepunch:

 

[dutch]

KITTEN FIGHT!!!!!

I finally got home about an hour ago and quietly took my son out back to find out how everything went. Turns out my son offered a quiet apology, the other kid said cool and offered one of his own and that was that. I'm proud of my son for seeking the other kid out at recess and for taking charge of the situation. He was nervous this morning but he insisted he was okay. And to reiterate, the other kid isn't known as bully or anything, it was just two kids messing with one another. It happens. Thank god cooler heads prevailed.

As for the rest of you blood thirsty mongrels- chill out! I had a busy afternoon even without access to fbg and I couldn't tell my boss to hold on while I typed out a response quez, tbell and the gang. sheesh

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

I'm running out to a meeting so hopefully everything is cool since I haven't heard from the school or my wife yet. Will be back...

Now I'm starting to get curious about this "meeting".

This is horse ####!

Not if the "meeting" was with the other kid's mom.

You mean "meating"?

 

[John Kreese]

a man can't stand he can't fight. a buddy told me that once.

A buddy once told me, "strike first, strike hard, no mercy, sir!"

Wise words there

 

[jamny]

<_<

 

[Bucky86]

Womp WAH

 

[Guest]

KITTEN FIGHT!!!!!

I finally got home about an hour ago and quietly took my son out back to find out how everything went. Turns out my son offered a quiet apology, the other kid said cool and offered one of his own and that was that. I'm proud of my son for seeking the other kid out at recess and for taking charge of the situation. He was nervous this morning but he insisted he was okay. And to reiterate, the other kid isn't known as bully or anything, it was just two kids messing with one another. It happens. Thank god cooler heads prevailed.

As for the rest of you blood thirsty mongrels- chill out! I had a busy afternoon even without access to fbg and I couldn't tell my boss to hold on while I typed out a response quez, tbell and the gang. sheesh

You suck at Friday threads.