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[Clown Car]

My #3 was pulled over for speeding on her way to school today. The cop asked her who clown car is and she said "my mom." He said well she missed a court date and needs to get it taken care of. She had two friends with her and they are all dreadfully curious what I did. 

The true story is I was in an accident and paid the ticket and I didn't miss any court date. That's not nearly fun enough. 

They wont believe prostitution. I hope. So what's a good story?

 

[Mister CIA]

Pimping goats?

 

[msudaisy26]

You have another long lost child?

 

[Mister CIA]

Bigamy.

 

[El Floppo]

You have another long lost child?

I like this, but they'll never believe just one child. in this case, it'll take a village. literally.

 

[ChiefD]

My #3 was pulled over for speeding on her way to school today. The cop asked her who clown car is and she said "my mom." He said well she missed a court date and needs to get it taken care of. She had two friends with her and they are all dreadfully curious what I did. 

The true story is I was in an accident and paid the ticket and I didn't miss any court date. That's not nearly fun enough. 

They wont believe prostitution. I hope. So what's a good story?

You could totally gross her out:

"Me and dad were out on a date, and we decided to pull over and just "visit." We stopped at the local park by the lake, and before you know it we heard a rapping on the window. The officer was kind enough to wait until we were done "visiting", but we got a ticket for "visiting" too much in public. And I forgot to pay the ticket."

That should scar her for life.

 

[Quint]

open container in public. 

you were at a wedding, went outside with your glass of wine to make a phone call. a rent-a-cop at the venue got in your face about it. told you to, "Take that back inside. NOW." you've had a glass (or two) and told the guy to chill out while you made your call. he got bent out of shape and called the police. they showed up and, even though you were totally nice and tried to apologize, wrote you an infraction for "open container" in public. 

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Prostitution 

Wait...

How about peeing in public? 

 

[El Floppo]

heisenberg

 

[msudaisy26]

I just got it. You missed a court date for a paternity test, one of the kids in the car may have been switched at the hospital at birth. Hopefully one if them doesn't look a lot like you. 

 

[Clown Car]

She asked about it this morning. I let her believe 10 or 11 isn't really my husbands. I'm suing the baby daddy for child support. I missed a hearing. 

If she thought about it very deeply she would know I wouldn't miss a court date where I was potentially getting money. 

 

[Buckychudd]

She asked about it this morning. I let her believe 10 or 11 isn't really my husbands. I'm suing the baby daddy for child support. I missed a hearing. 

If she thought about it very deeply she would know I wouldn't miss a court date where I was potentially getting money. 

I love thatthis should be the unbelievable part.

 

[fdas2]

$hitting on car hoods

 

[Spock]

$hitting on car hoods

^^^^^^^^

My fantasy football teams name.

 

[SWC]

what i would do is take it all the way when she asks what happened say i cant talk about it i have to go and i will be out of the country for a while and if dea starts asking about me you just tell them they will never catch el chapo and wave a cape in a flourish and then leave the room to a mariachi band strumming really quickly on guitars and then here is what you do next you move to cartajenia and you become none other than el chapo and run a huge international drug conspiracy that will probably fix your daughters wagon pretty good take that to the bank brohanista 

 

[Johnny Rock]

She asked about it this morning. I let her believe 10 or 11 isn't really my husbands. I'm suing the baby daddy for child support. I missed a hearing. 

If she thought about it very deeply she would know I wouldn't miss a court date where I was potentially getting money. 

Is Mr. Clown Car in on this? Interesting dinner table convo. 

 

[Clown Car]

Is Mr. Clown Car in on this? Interesting dinner table convo. 

Yes he is. 

 

[EYLive]

The court date was to finish the paperwork on your marriage license. Since you're not officially married, all 37 of your children are bastards.