Nominate Your Worst Beer Here (1 Viewer)

[flysack]

Forget these hot women polls and beer snob what-fine-hops-you-been-drinking-Francis? threads. What's the worst piss water you ever drank? Coors? Bud Lime? Old Milwaukee? Piels? Pabst Blue Ribbon? (Sorry hipsters.) Golden Anniversary?

Nominate your sewer water here. Taste, terrible hangovers, and bad experiences are all valid reasons. Bad drinking stories welcome (someone light up the bat signal for EG). Links to images, reviews, and/or breweries appreciated.

Top 8 16 crappy beers nominated will enter tourney style voting to name the Official FFA Worst Beer.

*props to KCitons' new neighbor for the inspiration.

Results - Round 1

Heineken over Rolling Rock, 74-42.

Golden Anniversary over Blue Moon, 85-15

Genesee Cream Ale over Budweiser, 64-33

Steel Reserve over Carlton's Black Label, 19-13

Natty Ice over Purple Haze, 41-12

Milwaukee's Best over San Miguel, 43-11

Camo Black Ice over Simpler Times, 7-5

Seeds (don't complain, just vote)

1. Heineken

2. Genesee Cream Ale

3. Golden Anniversary

4. Steel Reserve

5. Natty Ice

6. Milwaukee's Best aka. The Beast

7. 7-11's Gameday

8. Camo Black Ice

9. Trader Joe's Simpler Times

10. Shiner Prickly Pear

11. San Miguel

12. Abita Purple Haze

13. Carling's Black Label

14. Blue Moon

15. Budweiser

16. Rolling Rock

 

[Osaurus]

Little Kings or Kronenborg

 

[heckmanm]

Steel Reserve

 

[joffer]

Bud Light

 

[trogg78]

I second bud light

 

[Zegras11]

Miller Lite.

It was always horrid.

Made worse when Tom Steen pissed in a bottle and a guy drank some of it.

 

[Ilov80s]

Heineken and Coors Banquet

 

[shadyridr]

Abita purple haze. Vile stuff

 

[psychobillies]

Beer 30 light was pretty awful.

 

[psychobillies]

Abita purple haze. Vile stuff

Have to agree with you here. It's one of their most popular beers. Never have understood the beer with fruit thing.

 

[Da Guru]

Have had numerous crappy craft beers as of late. So many coming out and some are undrinkable.

 

[Kenny Powers]

Heineken has to be the worst beer many people actually "think" is good and has that reputation.

I remember having Bud Lime at a friends parents house because it was the only thing cold & available. That #### tasted like Trix the cereal.

 

[Man In The Box]

Shiner Prickly Pear. Awful.

 

[Ilov80s]

Abita purple haze. Vile stuff

In a similar style, that gross Magic Hat #9. Awful.

 

[Kenny Powers]

Abita purple haze. Vile stuff

In a similar style, that gross Magic Hat #9. Awful.

#9 is good, certainly havent heard many dislike it. Ive even had it at the Magic Hat brewery and it was even better fresh.

Similar to #9 but better is Dogfishead's Aprihop.

 

[southeastjerome]

Heineken and Coors Banquet

Coors Banquet is one of the best if not the best American style lager

 

[Quint]

Steel Reserve

+1

 

[mr roboto]

Old Style. Tastes like dirt and piss.

 

[Workhorse]

Narragansett. Just horrible swill.

Genny Cream is a close second.

 

[Koya]

Heineken followedk closely by Keystone

 

[Fennis]

O'Doul's

 

[Ilov80s]

Heineken and Coors Banquet

Coors Banquet is one of the best if not the best American style lager

Christo alias?

 

[the moops]

rolling rock

natural ice

 

[Insein]

Have had numerous crappy craft beers as of late. So many coming out and some are undrinkable.

Seriously. Why I don't venture out to different stuff too often. Some are like drinking tree bark.

For the majors I'd say Budweiser.

 

[Ilov80s]

Abita purple haze. Vile stuff

In a similar style, that gross Magic Hat #9. Awful.

#9 is good, certainly havent heard many dislike it. Ive even had it at the Magic Hat brewery and it was even better fresh.

Similar to #9 but better is Dogfishead's Aprihop.

I couldn't disagree more. It tastes like it was made with candy and artificial fruit flavors.

 

[southeastjerome]

Natty Ice is the worst. I would drink just about anything in my college days, but Natty Ice was only the choice in a desperate situation.

 

[John Bender]

Heineken. Awful skunky crap

 

[Koya]

rolling rock

Good point. It's like a cheaper version of Heineken

 

[LinusMarr]

Budweiser, Michelob ultra, coors, PBR, and any beer that isn't Mexican. Apparenly I am racist when it comes to beer, I only go Mexican with salt and lime. Blouses....

 

[southeastjerome]

Heineken and Coors Banquet

Coors Banquet is one of the best if not the best American style lager

Christo alias?

i don't love it, but it is much better than its competition and hardly the worst beer out there.

 

[Kenny Powers]

Abita purple haze. Vile stuff

In a similar style, that gross Magic Hat #9. Awful.

#9 is good, certainly havent heard many dislike it. Ive even had it at the Magic Hat brewery and it was even better fresh.

Similar to #9 but better is Dogfishead's Aprihop.

I couldn't disagree more. It tastes like it was made with candy and artificial fruit flavors.

We seem to agree on many things, but when it came to #9, we had a disagreement.

 

[Kenny Powers]

Pretty sure Heineken has already earned one of those noms

 

[Kenny Powers]

Budweiser, Michelob ultra, coors, PBR, and any beer that isn't Mexican. Apparenly I am racist when it comes to beer, I only go Mexican with salt and lime. Blouses....

You have salt and lime with your beers? Not surprised, queer

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Bud Ice tastes like an Indian chick's* butthole.

*dot not feather

 

[Parrothead]

Rolling Rock

Heinekin

and the winner:

Carlings Black Label

 

[Kenny Powers]

Do they even make Rolling Rock anymore? Thought they closed shop.

 

[LinusMarr]

Budweiser, Michelob ultra, coors, PBR, and any beer that isn't Mexican. Apparenly I am racist when it comes to beer, I only go Mexican with salt and lime. Blouses....

You have salt and lime with your beers? Not surprised, queer

I like my beer "Mexican" hater!!

 

[snore]

Singha. Ugh.

 

[sdp1226]

Milwaukee's Best aka Beast

Taste like you're drinking the can.

 

[Christo]

IPAs

 

[Guest]

Coors Light. It's not that it tastes bad, it's that is has no taste. Sex in a canoe beer.

 

[Christo]

Heineken and Coors Banquet

Coors Banquet is one of the best if not the best American style lager

 

[Christo]

Abita purple haze. Vile stuff

 

[Bonzai]

rolling rock

Good point. It's like a cheaper version of Heineken

Really?

 

[DropKick]

Heineken has to be the worst beer many people actually "think" is good and has that reputation.

I remember having Bud Lime at a friends parents house because it was the only thing cold & available. That #### tasted like Trix the cereal.

Truth.

 

[Bonzai]

Abita purple haze. Vile stuff

In a similar style, that gross Magic Hat #9. Awful.

I'm not a fan of either, but there are way worse beers out there.

 

[Christo]

Heineken. Awful skunky crap

We had a discussion on this a while back. The cans actually aren't that bad. The bottles suck.

 

[DropKick]

rolling rock

Good point. It's like a cheaper version of Heineken

Really?

The only similarity between Heineken and Rolling rock is the green bottle. Heineken is surprisingly bad for an "upscale" beer. I like beer with more body than Rolling Rock, but still find rocks a good summertime beer.

 

[Pantherz]

Looks like Heineken has already won. As it should. It was the first beer to come to my mind as awful.

 

[DropKick]

O'Doul's

Disqualified on technicality.