We need to start listing all the theories for this and try to determine which one makes the most sense (well, not that it "makes sense", but, you know, like the one that we'd most believe is what's happening).
OK, so who are all the possible players here? We have Danny, Vinny, Zorn, Danny Smith, and ARE. Anyone else possibly be part of a decision here?Is the only theory currently out there the Nittany Source Theory that some of us aren't buying? Any other theories? Andy and Steve were asking for theories last night, but I didn't hear any decent ones.
The Nittany Source Theory - Basically, Danny signed ARE to be a WR and return punts. That's what he's being paid to do. And, by golly, he's going to return punts no matter how bad he is.
Why it might be true - Well, it's apparently an actual source within the team. And, it sounds kind of crazy and weird and vindictive which might be right up Snyder's alley.
Problems - Danny's never shied away from spending money on guys that are doing nothing. Several players have been paid to do X and then end up not doing X. Archuletta was demoted to punt protection/coverage duty. Coles was told to stay at home and watch the games on his new big tv courtesy of Mr. Snyder. Oh, and didn't Lloyd get the same $ and years as ARE?
So, any other theories out there? I guess there's always "Zorn's Telling the Truth Theory" and he actually does want him back there. There's the "Danny Smith likes ARE Theory". Both of those have obvious problems and would have to be somehow based on a "ARE is Actually the Best PR on the Team Theory." Anyone buying a "ARE Wants to Return Punts and Whined to Snyder About Being Benched Theory"? The main problem there is that all the on-the-field evidence is that ARE absolutely does not want to return punts.If I don't get a satisfactory theory,
this is going to bug me for the rest of my life. I honestly think this has to be the single worst positional decision in the NFL. There probably isn't another positional decision in the league that is as ridiculous as this. Maybe if JaMarcus Russell was still the starter in Oakland then there would be some competition, but he's not.