***Official 2014 GMTAN Draft Thread*** (2 Viewers)

[Thorn]

I'm in deep Kicker discussion with my pardner. We'll be with you shortly.

euphemism?

 

[Thorn]

I can't wait to draft another TE

Let me get this straight....we can start two tight ends, but not two quarterbacks? Is that right? THE most important position in all of sports, and we can only play one of them each week?

So weird.

tedium eliminated!

 

[Annyong]

Official Pick

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNTTTTT CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRE!

Jerry Maclen

 

[YSR]

I'm in deep Kicker discussion with my pardner. We'll be with you shortly.

Yeah, so Annyong...sorry about being unavailable with the whole labor/delivery/newborn thing. So we're almost in the 5th round of a PPR league...and we have no WRs? Is that about it? Anything else?

You hush your mouth. My teammate is one Super Awesome Dude.

 

[Annyong]

drafting on the end blows

 

[Annyong]

YSR, this is probably the best team ever assembled

 

[cosjobs]

Id pick but I don't want to be chastised by teammates again

You already ruined the team, why stop now?

YOUR FACE RUINED THE TEAM!!!

We'd like to offer a trade for Dan Lambskin.

A swap of 12th and 15th rounders sounds fair, but only if you're picking in the top half of the 12th round

 

[Annyong]

I'm in deep Kicker discussion with my pardner. We'll be with you shortly.

euphemism?

Not really, just exchanging pics of our feet

 

[Dan Lambskin]

What. Is this PPR everyone's talking about?

 

[krista4]

Next pick for Team Naan:

Marques "de Sade" Colston, WRguy

 

[DA RAIDERS]

drafting on the end blows

euphemism?

 

[Disco Stu]

drafting on the end blows

Drafting on the end that doesn't get Jamal Charles blows harder.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Next pick for Team Naan:

Marques "de Sade" Colston, WRguy

We're getting kinky now!

 

[BobbyLayne]

I'm in deep Kicker discussion with my pardner. We'll be with you shortly.

Yeah, so Annyong...sorry about being unavailable with the whole labor/delivery/newborn thing. So we're almost in the 5th round of a PPR league...and we have no WRs? Is that about it? Anything else?

You hush your mouth. My teammate is one Super Awesome Dude.

 

[El Floppo]

Corduroy Brady. QB Bunchen Dorito.

 

[cosjobs]

Id pick but I don't want to be chastised by teammates again

You already ruined the team, why stop now?

YOUR FACE RUINED THE TEAM!!!

We'd like to offer a trade for Dan Lambskin.

A swap of 12th and 15th rounders sounds fair, but only if you're picking in the top half of the 12th round

You see, this is funny because you would paying us to take him.

 

[krista4]

Next pick for Team Naan:

Marques "de Sade" Colston, WRguy

We're getting kinky now!

Now?

 

[Annyong]

You guys like how we passed on all the good QB's and took Cutler? That was totally YSR's idea.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Next pick for Team Naan:

Marques "de Sade" Colston, WRguy

We're getting kinky now!

Now?

Yes. Now. And before.

"I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too." ~ Mitch Hedberg

 

[YSR]

You guys like how we passed on all the good QB's and took Cutler? That was totally YSR's idea.

I have the text exchange to prove it.

 

[Annyong]

It's gonna be the best pick you made!

 

[Ignoramus]

I'm in deep Kicker discussion with my pardner. We'll be with you shortly.

euphemism?

Auto corrected "tickler", obviously.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Update: We're currently clocking in at 12.6 on the official Ignoramus KPI

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Id pick but I don't want to be chastised by teammates again

You already ruined the team, why stop now?

YOUR FACE RUINED THE TEAM!!!

We'd like to offer a trade for Dan Lambskin.

A swap of 12th and 15th rounders sounds fair, but only if you're picking in the top half of the 12th round

You see, this is funny because you would paying us to take him.

Work it sugar.

Dan is a mess but he is our mess. No deal.

He is available for free consultation if you like though.

 

[BobbyLayne]

Update: We're currently clocking in at 12.6 on the official Ignoramus KPI

trending

 

[Osaurus]

Hot mess alert

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Update: We're currently clocking in at 12.6 on the official Ignoramus KPI

Kicker Performance Index?

 

[Abraham]

Hot mess alert

Beans or chili?

 

[Osaurus]

Hot mess alert

Beans or chili?

Yes

 

[kevzilla]

We are killing you guys, There is blood and Frank Gore everywhere.

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Who's holding up the line?

 

[Tiger Fan]

Striker fish

CosRaiders

Shukies

 

[strykerpks]

Out of pocket for the night but we'll take Foles

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Ahmad rashad

 

[Frostillicus]

1. If I'm seeing this correctly we can start kicker or defense at flex, yes?

2. The way the points are set up you don't get anything defensively for a shut out. Only for points allowed 1-17.

I like both of these.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Ahmad rashad

jennings nyg rb

 

[Tiger Fan]

Team Shukies

TF/FDAs

SLB/Tec

 

[Tiger Fan]

1. If I'm seeing this correctly we can start kicker or defense at flex, yes?

2. The way the points are set up you don't get anything defensively for a shut out. Only for points allowed 1-17.

I like both of these.

Yep. And 1.5PPR for mexicans

 

[Guster]

Oh hey Zooks... Thought I should let you know that I'm heading on a long weekend with the girl starting late tomorrow morning. I'll bring my ipad but won't have consistent access. I'll email you the cheatsheet Abe sold me so you can have some guys in mind

best co-owner ever

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Shane Vereen #####es!

 

[Tiger Fan]

Joique Bell

Next 3

SLB/Tecumseh
Abe/Ignoramus
Guster/Zooks

 

[Tecumseh]

Torrey Smith

 

[Tiger Fan]

If any of these folks want to PM me cell #s so I can text them when up, that would be swell. No big deal if not

Krista/IB
GM/Kev
Fish/Stryker
guster/zooks
homer/frosty
uni/stu

 

[BobbyLayne]

Who's holding up the line?

ATM bAbe

 

[Frostillicus]

There's a guy we have to have to save our friendship. Nobody take him. Or her.

 

[Ignoramus]

Jason Witten, TE, America's Team

 

[Frostillicus]

There's a guy we have to have to save our friendship. Nobody take him. Or her.

Never mind I guess he's already gone.

 

[Abraham]

There's a guy we have to have to save our friendship. Nobody take him. Or her.

Michael Sam?

 

[Guster]

Kendall Wright, WR, TEN

 

[Abraham]

Kendall Wright, WR, TEN

Remember when you finally told her she was "the one?" How special that felt ? Well that was the moment that wright was being drafted here by someone else.