Official 2016 GOP thread: Is it really going to be Donald Trump?? (2 Viewers)

[Righetti]

These Doctor analogies are painful

 

[QuizGuy66]

Carson is trying so hard to make it seem like he knows a damn thing about foreing policy with his carefully crafted answer noting the very specific geography fact he remembered. It's painful.

-QG

 

[quickhands]

That's right, Mexicans crossing the Rio Grande caused the San Bernardino shootings! You got it, Ted!

Are Mexicans the only ones coming across the southern boarder?

Nope. There are people from all over Latin America. But how many terrorists have come that way?

I don't know? I'm sure you do though. That's why I asked. So, how many?

 

[TripItUp]

Paul spends too much time talking about bills, he's much more effective with the average voter when he dumbs down his language.

Surprised he hasn't received that feedback.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

These Doctor analogies are painful

I only use them to get into chicks' pants.

 

[timschochet]

I want to hear more about Marco's family!

 

[dschuler]

These Doctor analogies are painful

It's like a TV show going a few seasons too long.

 

[HellToupee]

These Doctor analogies are painful

Only only use them to get into chicks' pants.

like Rapey Bobby?

 

[BeaverCleaver]

Immigration, whether legal or illegal, has NOTHING to do with national security. This is a completely irrelevant topic and shouldn't even be discussed.

Delusional

 

[Ministry of Pain]

"Wolf!"

 

[timschochet]

That's right, Mexicans crossing the Rio Grande caused the San Bernardino shootings! You got it, Ted!

Are Mexicans the only ones coming across the southern boarder?

Nope. There are people from all over Latin America. But how many terrorists have come that way?

I don't know? I'm sure you do though. That's why I asked. So, how many?

I don't know of any.

 

[MaxThreshold]

I want to hear more about Marco's family!

Meh. Not as exciting as the corruption, lies and sleaze in the Clinton family.

 

[Pumpnick]

why don't they abide by the time limits? its bull####

 

[Otis]

How the hell does a guy like Carson become a candidate? Who looked at him and was like "dude, you should totally run for president"?

 

[BeaverCleaver]

That's right, Mexicans crossing the Rio Grande caused the San Bernardino shootings! You got it, Ted!

Are Mexicans the only ones coming across the southern boarder?

Nope. There are people from all over Latin America. But how many terrorists have come that way?

I don't know? I'm sure you do though. That's why I asked. So, how many?

I don't know of any.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

These Doctor analogies are painful

Only only use them to get into chicks' pants.

like Rapey Bobby?

Sober man, sober.

 

[-fish-]

I retract my earlier statement about Paul. He managed one answer that was more sensible than some of the others, but he's bat#### crazy.

 

[QuizGuy66]

I wonder if the Paul plants in the audience (side note well done Vegas Libertarians) genuinly think their incongruous shouts of glee at each of his answers are really persuading anyone.

-QG

 

[bud29]

WHOA Carla Hernandez bringing the heat

 

[SoBeDad]

I want to hear more about Marco's family!

Hottest first lady since Marilyn.

 

[quickhands]

That's right, Mexicans crossing the Rio Grande caused the San Bernardino shootings! You got it, Ted!

Are Mexicans the only ones coming across the southern boarder?

Nope. There are people from all over Latin America. But how many terrorists have come that way?

I don't know? I'm sure you do though. That's why I asked. So, how many?

I don't know of any.

So none. Hope I don't find out your lying.

 

[Card Trader]

Does anyone know what Christie formally did for a living. Where is this chap from? Wish someone would tell us

 

[CBusAlex]

If any other candidate said they didn't know why we weren't arming the Kurds, I'd accuse them of being dishonest to score politial points. But with Ben Carson, it seems like he might honestly not know.

 

[timschochet]

I want to hear more about Christie being from New Jersey!

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Let's talk about Carly's face transplant.

 

[krista4]

Christie needs to be relegated again.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

I want to hear more about Marco's family!

Hottest first lady since Marilyn.

Actually Jackie was pretty ####### hot.

 

[timschochet]

That's right, Mexicans crossing the Rio Grande caused the San Bernardino shootings! You got it, Ted!

Are Mexicans the only ones coming across the southern boarder?

Nope. There are people from all over Latin America. But how many terrorists have come that way?

I don't know? I'm sure you do though. That's why I asked. So, how many?

I don't know of any.

So none. Hope I don't find out your lying.

Don't know means don't know. Maybe there have been some, but I don't know of any.

 

[dschuler]

That's right, Mexicans crossing the Rio Grande caused the San Bernardino shootings! You got it, Ted!

Are Mexicans the only ones coming across the southern boarder?

Nope. There are people from all over Latin America. But how many terrorists have come that way?

I don't know? I'm sure you do though. That's why I asked. So, how many?

I don't know of any.

Where do you get news from? I'm not saying it happens everyday, but it happens. Won't be on the mainstream news. Google it. It's about having the ability to secure the borders in the event of a National Security crisis.

 

[mr roboto]

I wish Paul was electable. Unfortunately he's not.

 

[Pumpnick]

ohio is nuts

 

[-fish-]

what a clown car full of idiots.

Hope Bernie can beat Hillary, 'cause none of these idiots can win an electoral vote.

 

[Amused to Death]

Who's this person Barackobamahillaryclinton that's been running the country? I've heard a lot about this person tonight.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Let's talk about Carly's face transplant.

my link

 

[3C's]

Thank goodness, a break. I need to refill my glass.

 

[HellToupee]

Let's talk about Carly's face transplant.

is this some weird shot at her double mastectomy?

 

[Righetti]

Carson, Cruz and Trump huddling

 

[bud29]

So, uh, I don't think any of them answered the question.

 

[quickhands]

That's right, Mexicans crossing the Rio Grande caused the San Bernardino shootings! You got it, Ted!

Are Mexicans the only ones coming across the southern boarder?

Nope. There are people from all over Latin America. But how many terrorists have come that way?

I don't know? I'm sure you do though. That's why I asked. So, how many?

I don't know of any.

So none. Hope I don't find out your lying.

Don't know means don't know. Maybe there have been some, but I don't know of any.

I better not find out you do know of some.

 

[dschuler]

That's right, Mexicans crossing the Rio Grande caused the San Bernardino shootings! You got it, Ted!

Are Mexicans the only ones coming across the southern boarder?

Nope. There are people from all over Latin America. But how many terrorists have come that way?

I don't know? I'm sure you do though. That's why I asked. So, how many?

I don't know of any.

So none. Hope I don't find out your lying.

Don't know means don't know. Maybe there have been some, but I don't know of any.

I found this in 5 seconds. Do some research. It happens more than you would like to think.

http://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/Syrians-Arrested-Trying-to-Cross-Texas-Border-Report-351721471.html

 

[Pumpnick]

hillary is going to be 1/5 on 5dimes tomorrow

 

[Kumerica]

What's yours?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Let's talk about Carly's face transplant.

is this some weird shot at her double mastectomy?

Confusing as always.

 

[Righetti]

How long does this go today?

Started at 8:45

 

[Otis]

Ah yes the major terrorist bust in Akron.

 

[Maelstrom]

why don't they abide by the time limits? its bull####

The network should just shut their mic off 5s over their time. Ding...1.2.3.4.silence...

 

[Righetti]

How many Steve Jobs things do we need??

 

[TripItUp]

What is the current tally of countries we want to go to war with up to?

I wish Paul was electable. Unfortunately he's not.

Foreign policy is his strong suit. If he doesn't show well here...

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Terrorist malpractice.

 

[bud29]

What's yours?