***Official*** 2018 World Cup thread (and Drinking Guide) (5 Viewers)

[shader]

Southgate asking, "do we still get penalties? We've been practicing them for weeks"

 

[gianmarco]

Bazookic.

 

[Sand]

Well that changes the landscape.

 

[B Maverick]

So like the stuff I clean my keyboard with?

more or less.  But colder.

or at least it used to be back in my day.  

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

why did Vida kiss the photographer

He makes dreams happen. 

 

[Hov34]

why is the clock still running while they are giving each other hand jobs?

 

[CletiusMaximus]

Hrvatska!

 

[AAABatteries]

#######it 

 

[gianmarco]

Classic and not surprising when hoping for a Belgium/England final.

 

[msommer]

why did Vida kiss the photographer

He was saying sorry, for making him the bottom of the pile

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

Chat #### get banged!

 

[H Jass]

These Scro-ats may be up to something...

 

[Ned]

why did Vida kiss the photographer

Looked like they were all apologizing to him for probably knocking him over.

 

[otello]

Pull the goalie 

 

[B Maverick]

is it too late for a Vardy Party?!?!

 

[GregR]

What is in the magic spray?   Serious question.

Google: a coolant like ethyl chloride or dimethyl ether.

 

[Jobber]

England ####ed up even letting this game get to overtime.

 

[T-shirt Ninja]

 Get up, you vag.

 

[CletiusMaximus]

All guns forward! Ain't no pawty like a vawty pawty!!!

 

[Sinn Fein]

why did Vida kiss the photographer

They crushed him in the goal celebration 

 

[Jobber]

Lazy defender doesn’t even try to keep the ball from going out the end line.

 

[Gustavo Fring]

It's not coming home.  

 

[Ned]

They clearly rubbed Trippier down too hard. 

 

[gianmarco]

They clearly rubbed Trippier down too hard. 

Went from one limp to another.

 

[shader]

Time for a Kane flop

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

It's not coming home.  

It has to work this weekend. 

 

[gianmarco]

Too bad Trippier can't take this kick.

 

[GregR]

They clearly rubbed Trippier down too hard. 

A little lotion will help avoid that.

 

[T-shirt Ninja]

Crap

 

[gianmarco]

That's a foul.

 

[T-shirt Ninja]

Oh yeah, off croatia

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

Some dark arts from Corluka. I approve. 

 

[Jaysus]

That's a foul.

and a corner

 

[Jobber]

That was a foul right? The defender was not making a play on the ball.

 

[Hov34]

That's a foul.

and a corner

No replay?

 

[CletiusMaximus]

10 Men Went to Mow!

 

[Mjolnirs]

pass that

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

More like Harry Hesky  amirite?

 

[B Maverick]

WIDE OPEN for the nail and you dont see him

 

[Short Corner]

4 minutes?

 

[Kafka]

4 minutes?

Sir Fergie approves...

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

Really needed Peter Crouch, IMO. 

 

[AAABatteries]

Can’t they inject the cold stuff in to Trippier’s butt cheeks?

 

[B Maverick]

I absolutely hate when a keeper catches the ball then just lies down for no other reason then to waste time.  Asinine what keepers get away with.

 

[Sinn Fein]

Croatia the better side today.  France will crush them.  

 

[T-shirt Ninja]

We crap. Now I gotta vote for Croatia.

HEY DID YOU GUYS KNOW THEY WILL BE THE 2ND SMALLEST NATION TO EVER PLAY IN A FINAL?

NOT A LOT OF PEOPLE KNOW THAT.

 

[Hov34]

I understand the flopping to a degree, but when they lay there to waste time it's infuriating.

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

YGTK

 

[Slapdash]

 

[gianmarco]

Deserved.

Quality side.