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Official Drunk Thread (9 Viewers)

I probably can't find it, so I'll just give a re-hashing of the story.

I went to Nashville to see a concert and was drinking bourbon on the drive from Cincy (I wasn't driving, he was not drinking). So by the time we were there, I was concert ready. Band cancels. So here we are, hammered and clueless really about the working of Nashville, so we talk to locals and figure out that the main strip of bars is where to be. So we go there and see a bunch of bands at different places and we're having fun. But a certain point after bourbon consumption, I become a ####. I mooned my friends from across the street which caught the poilice's attention. They asked for my ID, I drop my wallet at their feet (so I am told) and basically tell them to suck it. They don't like that. SO I get taken in, again I have no memory of this and it's all what I'm being told. Apparently I was attacked by a possibly illegal alien while in jail. But I'll never know. No tape of it and no one saw it or remembers what happened, and now the guy is dead.

I spent 11 days in Vanderbilt hospital where the re-attached my lip from the corner on my nose to the corner of my mouth. 3 days in, I have a blood clot form in my eye. They have to re-open that wound to drain it then re-attach it again. My cheeks were crushed and had 2 teeth knocked out.

All of this happened during the floods this Spring and my room during the second of 3 surgeries was flooding while being operated on. Total mayhem. But hell I feel good now.
well, ####, at least you don't remember it
:lmao: That was my thought when I read this earlier. Really sorry you went through this.

And, I'm not a fan at all of our overly-litigious society, but did the Nashville police help with bills at all? If not, have you looked into them helping?
I appreciate everyone's concern, I know that there is some law stating that prisoners are under the care of the jail and our health is their responsibility, but I do have a lawsuit in the works because we feel that the police made a mistake by putting this guy in the same cell as me unattended. He had to be fully cuffed, legs and arms to be taken in, as well as had every back seatbelt restraining him. He had a vehicular manslaughter case years ago and was in jail for crime scene tampering and some other wild #### that I would never do. I was just a drunk college kid, put me in a drunk tank or something...but no just me and a hard criminal with boots on alone. There is no cell tape to know, but the damage he did to me, it's on record that he was stomping on my head. I was likely passed out.So as far as bills and stuff, I have a feeling that will work itself out. And yeah my psychologist tells me I'm lucky that I have no memory since I will be far less likely to show any signs of post traumatic syndrome. Honestly I feel fine now. Maybe better. I got to lose those pesky 15 lbs in the hospital that were bothering me.
:lmao: Want to get kicked in the nads?

 
....crack :rolleyes:

Dodged the 'layoff Turk' again.

300 gone from NASA....100 from USA(United Space Alliance)

It's just a matter of time. join me here for the pary :)

 
Funny, I download my CC transactions into Quicken and I have a transaction for 44 bucks from Yellow Cab last Saturday. I was at the Pens game that night...guess I finally know how I got home.

 
Is there an "Official Drunk and Horny" Thread? Or will this have to suffice?

Is that how you spell suffice? It looks odd. Its a funny word.

 
Shane Mauss on comedy.me make girl no slipperry:thumbup:
I flipped over there between innings of the Rangers-Yankees game. Caught the bit about how he banged the guy's wife because the guy gave him soy milk in his coffee. :rolleyes:
i laughed but i think i've heard that joke a long time ago. borroing power tools maybe? i don't know.styrk, you boozin?
Word has it that he's having a nice season until next weekend :lmao:
 
Shane Mauss on comedy.me make girl no slipperry:bag:
I flipped over there between innings of the Rangers-Yankees game. Caught the bit about how he banged the guy's wife because the guy gave him soy milk in his coffee. :thumbup:
i laughed but i think i've heard that joke a long time ago. borroing power tools maybe? i don't know.styrk, you boozin?
Word has it that he's having a nice season until next weekend :shark:
that's too bad. nice guy. liked to cuddle.
 
that's too bad. nice guy. liked to cuddle.
Yeah, decent fella I guess. Seemed like a bit of a headcase to me thoughSo whats the haps in here? Drinking some Horney Goat beer tonight. It's pretty tasty.
Whisky and stuff, its been a long week gb Mrs Slb is in bad way and Cal aint helpin.Kids are great!
Sorry to hear that. Keep your chin up. She'll need you.
Thanks GB. Thats why I'm recharging like a bending unit.
 
Hows everbody doing betting NFL this year? i've hardly been betting, I think I'm down 50. It seems a lot harder this year.
I learned to not bet NFL anymore. But I'm about even on college. I'm thinking about dropping a mortgage payment on Ohio State -4, as much as it pains me to say it. I think it's going to get ugly, early, for Bucky.
 
Hows everbody doing betting NFL this year? i've hardly been betting, I think I'm down 50. It seems a lot harder this year.
I learned to not bet NFL anymore. But I'm about even on college. I'm thinking about dropping a mortgage payment on Ohio State -4, as much as it pains me to say it. I think it's going to get ugly, early, for Bucky.
huh, I'll bet that. What time does it go off?I always had this theory for betting for/against the local sports team but most people think of that as traitorous. Meh.
 
Hows everbody doing betting NFL this year? i've hardly been betting, I think I'm down 50. It seems a lot harder this year.
I learned to not bet NFL anymore. But I'm about even on college. I'm thinking about dropping a mortgage payment on Ohio State -4, as much as it pains me to say it. I think it's going to get ugly, early, for Bucky.
huh, I'll bet that. What time does it go off?I always had this theory for betting for/against the local sports team but most people think of that as traitorous. Meh.
6pm Central. Pretty sure Game Day is there. ESPN night game in Madison. Crowd should be nice and boozed up.
 
INand to be clear I don't root against the home team. i'm not that guy.
:)If I follow through and bet tOSU, the 20 people that are coming over tomorrow will likely kick me out of my own house. I can get quite unruly when I'm loaded and money is on the line
I bet 1000 against the Rams 3 times last year (2-1) and my GB, The Man sits next to me with my couisin on the other side. I always stood up and cheered and my couis would yell at me "to whatever traitor". My GB would then say "its only business!". At least ten times a game. We're like some kind of circus act in our section.
 
I boozed up at a Flaming Lips concert tonight. Now I'm sitting with my brother and his GF, who have driven 6 hours to visit for the weekend.

:putonahappyface:

 
I boozed up at a Flaming Lips concert tonight. Now I'm sitting with my brother and his GF, who have driven 6 hours to visit for the weekend.:putonahappyface:
Nah, put on drunk "let me tell you something" face.
Bud, I can't. :)However, bourbon is making things a whole heckuva lot better.
Ah bull. You're funny and smart. The trick is, after eveytime you say something brutally honest, laugh maniaclyClaim you accidently mixed prescription drugs tomorrow.
 
I boozed up at a Flaming Lips concert tonight. Now I'm sitting with my brother and his GF, who have driven 6 hours to visit for the weekend.:putonahappyface:
Nah, put on drunk "let me tell you something" face.
Bud, I can't. :)However, bourbon is making things a whole heckuva lot better.
I just switched to rum. Mmmmm rum.
i'm making 1 more. I think. Cal has a soccer game at 8 tomorrow. I wouldn't care but he's playing because his mom wants him to.penis
 
I boozed up at a Flaming Lips concert tonight. Now I'm sitting with my brother and his GF, who have driven 6 hours to visit for the weekend.:putonahappyface:
Nah, put on drunk "let me tell you something" face.
Bud, I can't. :(However, bourbon is making things a whole heckuva lot better.
I just switched to rum. Mmmmm rum.
i'm making 1 more. I think. Cal has a soccer game at 8 tomorrow. I wouldn't care but he's playing because his mom wants him to.penis
Yeah, 1 maybe 3 more for me too. Stupid party tomorrow night we gotta "clean" for :)
 
Yeah, Future Mrs. Business said she wanted to have a bonfire tomorrow night since it's getting late in the year and we haven't been able to entertain very much this year.It was going to be like 8 people having a relaxing night by the fire at first but then we realized the Badger game was on so now like 20-25 people are coming over, mostly my GBs. We'll turn to gambling and drinking massiv amounts of booze by the end of the evening as soon as they show up.

She's going to hate me on Sunday.

 

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