Official Drunk Thread (4 Viewers)

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Screw you guys. I gotta stay sober so I can pick my kid up from the stupid homecoming game.

Too good for the bus huh?

No bus. School is only 3/4 of a mile a way. He's staying late to help put the homecoming float away or set it on fire or whatever. He could walk but my wife doesn't think it's safe. She's determined to turn him into a funny-fella.

 

[kevzilla]

Party?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm on Mrs. Slb's iPhone. Wow! So this is totally worth several house payments!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Screw you guys. I gotta stay sober so I can pick my kid up from the stupid homecoming game.

Too good for the bus huh?

No bus. School is only 3/4 of a mile a way. He's staying late to help put the homecoming float away or set it on fire or whatever. He could walk but my wife doesn't think it's safe. She's determined to turn him into a funny-fella.

Like Fatty Arbuckle?

 

[kevzilla]

I'm nice and boozed up. Rangers still can't win a postseason home game.

Sorry, man. What's on tap?I'm sitting here stoned, drunk and happy because everybody, including the dog, is asleep. I'm watching Chopped and everything is fine.WTF happened to me.

Redrum, on the rocks. Only 70 proof, so tasty.Food Network, right? Lotta fun when you're wasted.

 

[Ilov80s]

Screw you guys. I gotta stay sober so I can pick my kid up from the stupid homecoming game.

Too good for the bus huh?

No bus. School is only 3/4 of a mile a way. He's staying late to help put the homecoming float away or set it on fire or whatever. He could walk but my wife doesn't think it's safe. She's determined to turn him into a funny-fella.

Worked the Homecoming football game and then hit the bar with some coworkers and parents. Many pitchers of Miller Lite + 60 hours of work in 5 days has me completely wiped out. If I can just get through the dance tomorrow night, I will be a happy man.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Party?

Yeah, Future Mrs. Business said she wanted to have a bonfire tomorrow night since it's getting late in the year and we haven't been able to entertain very much this year.It was going to be like 8 people having a relaxing night by the fire at first but then we realized the Badger game was on so now like 20-25 people are coming over, mostly my GBs. We'll turn to gambling and drinking massiv amounts of booze by the end of the evening as soon as they show up.

She's going to hate me on Sunday.

Don't worry, she'll secretly hate you forever.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Screw you guys. I gotta stay sober so I can pick my kid up from the stupid homecoming game.

Too good for the bus huh?

No bus. School is only 3/4 of a mile a way. He's staying late to help put the homecoming float away or set it on fire or whatever. He could walk but my wife doesn't think it's safe. She's determined to turn him into a funny-fella.

Like Fatty Arbuckle?

More like JM J Bullock. All Fatty Arbuckle was cool despite the false accusations of being all rapey.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm nice and boozed up. Rangers still can't win a postseason home game.

Sorry, man. What's on tap?I'm sitting here stoned, drunk and happy because everybody, including the dog, is asleep. I'm watching Chopped and everything is fine.WTF happened to me.

Redrum, on the rocks. Only 70 proof, so tasty.Food Network, right? Lotta fun when you're wasted.

Yeah....

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Screw you guys. I gotta stay sober so I can pick my kid up from the stupid homecoming game.

Too good for the bus huh?

No bus. School is only 3/4 of a mile a way. He's staying late to help put the homecoming float away or set it on fire or whatever. He could walk but my wife doesn't think it's safe. She's determined to turn him into a funny-fella.

Like Fatty Arbuckle?

More like JM J Bullock. All Fatty Arbuckle was cool despite the false accusations of being all rapey.

Probably be good for him. Mrs. Has been doing the opposite with Cal with the opposite results. I would offer a trade but you would be insane withen a week.

 

[Serious Business]

Party?

Yeah, Future Mrs. Business said she wanted to have a bonfire tomorrow night since it's getting late in the year and we haven't been able to entertain very much this year.It was going to be like 8 people having a relaxing night by the fire at first but then we realized the Badger game was on so now like 20-25 people are coming over, mostly my GBs. We'll turn to gambling and drinking massiv amounts of booze by the end of the evening as soon as they show up.

She's going to hate me on Sunday.

Don't worry, she'll secretly hate you forever.

That's the plan

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Probably be good for him. Mrs. Has been doing the opposite with Cal with the opposite results. I would offer a trade but you would be insane withen a week.

Too late. My boys are two years apart. Been there, done that, tried to sell them to the Gypsies.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Probably be good for him. Mrs. Has been doing the opposite with Cal with the opposite results. I would offer a trade but you would be insane withen a week.

Too late. My boys are two years apart. Been there, don't that, tried to sell them to the Gypsies.

You have what, 2 more years until the nest is empty?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Party?

Yeah, Future Mrs. Business said she wanted to have a bonfire tomorrow night since it's getting late in the year and we haven't been able to entertain very much this year.It was going to be like 8 people having a relaxing night by the fire at first but then we realized the Badger game was on so now like 20-25 people are coming over, mostly my GBs. We'll turn to gambling and drinking massiv amounts of booze by the end of the evening as soon as they show up.

She's going to hate me on Sunday.

Don't worry, she'll secretly hate you forever.

That's the plan

You'll be in good company GB.

 

[Serious Business]

Party?

Yeah, Future Mrs. Business said she wanted to have a bonfire tomorrow night since it's getting late in the year and we haven't been able to entertain very much this year.It was going to be like 8 people having a relaxing night by the fire at first but then we realized the Badger game was on so now like 20-25 people are coming over, mostly my GBs. We'll turn to gambling and drinking massiv amounts of booze by the end of the evening as soon as they show up.

She's going to hate me on Sunday.

Don't worry, she'll secretly hate you forever.

That's the plan

You'll be in good company GB.

She had conferences yesterday and was off today so she went out with a bunch of the teachers. She got home at 2:30am last night, very drunk and very frisky. Normally I turn into Mr Hyde if I'm woken up after I've been sleeping passed out. I thoroughly enjoyed being woken up last night though. She even pulled of a few new maneuvers.So I got that going for me at least

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Probably be good for him. Mrs. Has been doing the opposite with Cal with the opposite results. I would offer a trade but you would be insane withen a week.

Too late. My boys are two years apart. Been there, don't that, tried to sell them to the Gypsies.

You have what, 2 more years until the nest is empty?

I wish. My boys aren't bad kids but Harvard isn't exactly beating down our door. I'll be lucky if they're both out in 4.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

She had conferences yesterday and was off today so she went out with a bunch of the teachers. She got home at 2:30am last night, very drunk and very frisky. Normally I turn into Mr Hyde if I'm woken up after I've been sleeping passed out. I thoroughly enjoyed being woken up last night though. She even pulled of a few new maneuvers.

So I got that going for me at least

Mrs. SLB just told me she started her period. Usually that would have some sort of impact on my life but now it's about as relevant as the menstrual cycles of the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders.

 

[parasaurolophus]

Party?

Yeah, Future Mrs. Business said she wanted to have a bonfire tomorrow night since it's getting late in the year and we haven't been able to entertain very much this year.It was going to be like 8 people having a relaxing night by the fire at first but then we realized the Badger game was on so now like 20-25 people are coming over, mostly my GBs. We'll turn to gambling and drinking massiv amounts of booze by the end of the evening as soon as they show up.

She's going to hate me on Sunday.

My invite must have been lost in the mail.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

INand to be clear I don't root against the home team. i'm not that guy.

If I follow through and bet tOSU, the 20 people that are coming over tomorrow will likely kick me out of my own house. I can get quite unruly when I'm loaded and money is on the line

I got 50 on OSU -4.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

She had conferences yesterday and was off today so she went out with a bunch of the teachers. She got home at 2:30am last night, very drunk and very frisky. Normally I turn into Mr Hyde if I'm woken up after I've been sleeping passed out. I thoroughly enjoyed being woken up last night though. She even pulled of a few new maneuvers.

So I got that going for me at least

Mrs. SLB just told me she started her period. Usually that would have some sort of impact on my life but now it's about as relevant as the menstrual cycles of the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders.

Wow. My wife too. I think it's some sort of conspiracy.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

She had conferences yesterday and was off today so she went out with a bunch of the teachers. She got home at 2:30am last night, very drunk and very frisky. Normally I turn into Mr Hyde if I'm woken up after I've been sleeping passed out. I thoroughly enjoyed being woken up last night though. She even pulled of a few new maneuvers.

So I got that going for me at least

Mrs. SLB just told me she started her period. Usually that would have some sort of impact on my life but now it's about as relevant as the menstrual cycles of the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders.

Wow. My wife too. I think it's some sort of conspiracy.

Maybe they're sleeping together.And by sleeping I mean scissoring.

 

[Serious Business]

INand to be clear I don't root against the home team. i'm not that guy.

If I follow through and bet tOSU, the 20 people that are coming over tomorrow will likely kick me out of my own house. I can get quite unruly when I'm loaded and money is on the line

I got 50 on OSU -4.

 

[YSR]

INand to be clear I don't root against the home team. i'm not that guy.

If I follow through and bet tOSU, the 20 people that are coming over tomorrow will likely kick me out of my own house. I can get quite unruly when I'm loaded and money is on the line

I got 50 on OSU -4.

 

[parasaurolophus]

Long day today. If I am at home drinking by myself, but I type in here, I am not really drinking by myself right?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I guess I lost?

Up at the fall festival at Cal's school. he watched Napoleon Dynamite dance seen a couple months ago and went into it here. It was fraking awesome. i should have recorded it. Kids got moves.

 

[kevzilla]

Wins by the Rangers and Longhorns? Check.

Massive Tex-Mex booze sponge? Check.

All clear!

Release the Kracken!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I love you guys. If you were here, I'd ask you to make me some nachos.

 

[kevzilla]

If I was there, I might even do it.

 

[mr. furley]

arble

 

[mr. furley]

christmas, i am shiffaced

 

[Serious Business]

I guess I lost?Up at the fall festival at Cal's school. he watched Napoleon Dynamite dance seen a couple months ago and went into it here. It was fraking awesome. i should have recorded it. Kids got moves.

I'm sorry GB. Belevei it or not, I put 350 on the badgers. I have 30 seconds here and a ton of people outside.7 hundo

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Yeah...

KZ, thanks for the effort.

 

[Jutz]

The name of the biggest mountain in the movie Better Off Dead was the K2.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I guess I lost?Up at the fall festival at Cal's school. he watched Napoleon Dynamite dance seen a couple months ago and went into it here. It was fraking awesome. i should have recorded it. Kids got moves.

I'm sorry GB. Belevei it or not, I put 350 on the badgers. I have 30 seconds here and a ton of people outside.7 hundo

Um, I thought you liked that Ohio team?####Furley, yeah...

 

[St. Louis Bob]

The name of the biggest mountain in the movie Better Off Dead was the K2.

Kangaroos can't jump backwards.

 

[YSR]

I made nachos for the BF earlier today. Chips, Mexican cheese blend and jalapenos. Served with a side of sour cream.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I made nachos for the BF earlier today. Chips, Mexican cheese blend and jalapenos. Served with a side of sour cream.

Freaking tease.

 

[Wrigley]

I'm feeling little to no pain right now.

Life is awesome

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Drinking Natty Light tall boys like i'm getting paid to do it. That's right, Natural Light. Problem?

 

[kevzilla]

Drinking Natty Light tall boys like i'm getting paid to do it. That's right, Natural Light. Problem?

No problem, it's just one big, sloppy family here in the Drunk Thread.I've knocked off about five ounces of 94-proof blank rum myself.

 

[Wrigley]

Drinking Natty Light tall boys like i'm getting paid to do it. That's right, Natural Light. Problem?

Went to 3 birthday parties tonight.First one, ran into an old girlfriend, who my wife hates..........awkward second, was Boom's......your basic, food and booze partythird was my neighbors, he's Mexican......let me tell you, they know how to throw a party. great time

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Drinking Natty Light tall boys like i'm getting paid to do it. That's right, Natural Light. Problem?

Went to 3 birthday parties tonight.

First one, ran into an old girlfriend, who my wife hates..........awkward

second, was Boom's......your basic, food and booze party

third was my neighbors, he's Mexican......let me tell you, they know how to throw a party. great time

You don't need to tell me. 90% of my friends after high school had last names that end in a vowel or a Z.

 

[Serious Business]

#### 'EM BUCKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(PS Sorry SLB)

 

[Serious Business]

I guess I lost?Up at the fall festival at Cal's school. he watched Napoleon Dynamite dance seen a couple months ago and went into it here. It was fraking awesome. i should have recorded it. Kids got moves.

I'm sorry GB. Belevei it or not, I put 350 on the badgers. I have 30 seconds here and a ton of people outside.7 hundo

I'm sorry Bob..On that note, bet the heck out of the Jags on Monday nihgt.

 

[TRIP_THE_LIGHT_FANTASTIC]

You know. I m not ssure whickt person to be pissed at around here. The guy doesn't know wtwtfff he's doing and keeps referenceing dong pics and deeleeting them. What the hleel gives. You dont like **** picks at night with your latetee. Pacel so backward now. Nothing like it was. dhwy is it going into the ####ter. did all the famous people leaveeeell. where are the dead ones. whot the #### knows. tell me. iagronant piesces of beaten dead human hair

 

[parasaurolophus]

The name of the biggest mountain in the movie Better Off Dead was the K2.

That is the name of the second highest mountain in the world.I believe better off dead was the K-12

 

[parasaurolophus]

I guess I lost?Up at the fall festival at Cal's school. he watched Napoleon Dynamite dance seen a couple months ago and went into it here. It was fraking awesome. i should have recorded it. Kids got moves.

I'm sorry GB. Belevei it or not, I put 350 on the badgers. I have 30 seconds here and a ton of people outside.7 hundo

I am not sure why, but I am reminded of the Pac 10 here.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I gave my Rams ticket away given the circumstances.

It's is an awesome 70 degrees here and I'm sitting in my backyard watching the Rams on the 52" in the family room.

Whisky-check

Smokes-check

Life ain't so bad.

 

[Serious Business]

You know. I m not ssure whickt person to be pissed at around here. The guy doesn't know wtwtfff he's doing and keeps referenceing dong pics and deeleeting them. What the hleel gives. You dont like **** picks at night with your latetee. Pacel so backward now. Nothing like it was. dhwy is it going into the ####ter. did all the famous people leaveeeell. where are the dead ones. whot the #### knows. tell me. iagronant piesces of beaten dead human hair

I would like to subscribe to your newsletter. But to answer your question, the major contributors to this thread have either been banned or quit the board because of being banned. It's a board-wide trend that is unsettling to say the least.

I guess I lost?Up at the fall festival at Cal's school. he watched Napoleon Dynamite dance seen a couple months ago and went into it here. It was fraking awesome. i should have recorded it. Kids got moves.

I'm sorry GB. Belevei it or not, I put 350 on the badgers. I have 30 seconds here and a ton of people outside.7 hundo :X

I am not sure why, but I am reminded of the Pac 10 here.

Don't compare me to LHUCKS

 

[Serious Business]

I gave my Rams ticket away given the circumstances.It's is an awesome 70 degrees here and I'm sitting in my backyard watching the Rams on the 52" in the family room.Whisky-checkSmokes-checkLife ain't so bad.

Just cracked a beer myself. But how are you sitting in the back yard and your living room at the same time?