Official Drunk Thread (2 Viewers)

[kevzilla]

Hello it is me your looking for?

Nope, Lionel, sorry.Spurs are killing me slowly.

This hurts. Drinking more will make it better.

They managed to beat Memphis. I can climb down from the cell-phone tower now.

 

[mr. peanut]

i haven't read anything other than this page in this thread but as a drunk i can tell you that there are some rules that need to be established to make this work

- you must be drunk to post in this thread. you sober nerds are killing it

i think thats really the only rule i know.

post away.

i;m kinda high too. i wrote that twice and and am not fixing the punctuation.

ya

 

[mr. peanut]

i haven't read anything other than this page in this thread but as a drunk i can tell you that there are some rules that need to be established to make this work- you must be drunk to post in this thread. you sober nerds are killing iti think thats really the only rule i know.post away.i;m kinda high too. i wrote that twice and and am not fixing the punctuation.ya

i'm the official administrator of this thread.

 

[mr. peanut]

i haven't read anything other than this page in this thread but as a drunk i can tell you that there are some rules that need to be established to make this work- you must be drunk to post in this thread. you sober nerds are killing iti think thats really the only rule i know.post away.i;m kinda high too. i wrote that twice and and am not fixing the punctuation.ya

i'm the official administrator of this thread.

second ruleyou have to be actually drunk not just drinking. ####

 

[mr. peanut]

Hey.

Not drunk. Just not sleeping much lately and figured I'd find some delinquents in here. What's up on that side?

banned

 

[mr. peanut]

Cute brunette chick

Blonde girls riding bull

Towards the end. Barely coherent at this point

banned.i don't know how to quote and i'm drunk

 

[mr. peanut]

Cute brunette chick

Blonde girls riding bull

Towards the end. Barely coherent at this point

banned.i don't know how to quote and i'm drunk

 

[mr. peanut]

Cute brunette chick

Blonde girls riding bull

Towards the end. Barely coherent at this point

banned.i don't know how to quote and i'm drunk

 

[mr. peanut]

Cute brunette chick

Blonde girls riding bull

Towards the end. Barely coherent at this point

banned.i don't know how to quote and i'm drunk

 

[mr. peanut]

Cute brunette chick

Blonde girls riding bull

Towards the end. Barely coherent at this point

banned.i don't know how to quote and i'm drunk

 

[mr. peanut]

Cute brunette chick

Blonde girls riding bull

Towards the end. Barely coherent at this point

banned.i don't know how to quote and i'm drunk

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Mr. Peanut,

I understand your frustration. Participation in this thread has waned since some fantastic regulars such as Homer and Boom King have left. Fortunately they have been seen around these parts lately, so hopefully we get a revitalization. Thorn (I think you owe us a 23 year old bartender story), Kev, Zooks, TenTimes, Uni, Stu, YSR, myself et al have helped keep this thread relevant at least.

We appreciate your participation in this thread. We hope to see more of you. You seem like a good drunk and a welcome addition. We don't take any #### and welike people who give ####. Keep it coming.

That said, suck a fat ****. We didn't get to 139 pages without some awesome participation. We will do what we want, when we want. If Stu and Uni want to talk about a drunken cornhole then more power to them. Lighten up Francis.

Your friend,

Samuel/strykerpks

Brewer game tonight. I have to say I love Wisconsin. I watched a 21 year old chick puke at 6:30. I watched a 21 year old chick puke at 6:45. It was the same group. THey were passing root beer schnapps and doing beer bongs. I'm 32. I did one with them and they were astounded that I could bong a beer as fast as I did (not sure I'm proud of that). Timed at one second. They gave me the rest of their schnapps, which I shared with my brethren and a few old ladies. I watched a dude fall down the stairs in the upper deck at 9:00. I watched 2 chicks throw down and box each other at 9:45.

The new "side dish" at Miller Park is called "putine". It is fries, covered in gravy, topped with cheese curds. I should have taken pictures but it was so awesome that I completely forgot. Pretty sure I had a heart attack while eating it but I had a beer to put it out. Only Wisconsin tries to top fries and cheese curds with gravy. I love it here

 

[Disco Stu]

The new "side dish" at Miller Park is called "putine". It is fries, covered in gravy, topped with cheese curds. I should have taken pictures but it was so awesome that I completely forgot. Pretty sure I had a heart attack while eating it but I had a beer to put it out. Only Wisconsin tries to top fries and cheese curds with gravy. I love it here

Sorry GB, but poutine is a Canadian staple. French Canadian at that.

 

[kevzilla]

Spurs into overtime. OK, I wanted to finish off that 151 anyway.

 

[Gadzooks]

I got home and took off my pants and I have lionel richie's greatest hits blasting!!!!! am I the only one?

 

[Gadzooks]

so.................. pantless and drunk, i'm thinking i'm either gonna rejoin match.com or go on facebook and look at pictures on my 20 year old cousins' college dance team, again. Or i also have that song " your the best" from karate kid in my head, can anyone link a video for me???

 

[Gadzooks]

hello?

is it me your looking for?

 

[Lieutenant Dan]

so.................. pantless and drunk, i'm thinking i'm either gonna rejoin match.com or go on facebook and look at pictures on my 20 year old cousins' college dance team, again. Or i also have that song " your the best" from karate kid in my head, can anyone link a video for me???

 

[Gadzooks]

so.................. pantless and drunk, i'm thinking i'm either gonna rejoin match.com or go on facebook and look at pictures on my 20 year old cousins' college dance team, again. Or i also have that song " your the best" from karate kid in my head, can anyone link a video for me???

No you are the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nice!!!! I'm gonna finish my drink and then go rub one out to Elizabeth Shue.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Hey hooooors

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Making eggs, bacon, sausage and hash browns....

MMMmmmm bacon

 

[Jules Winnfield]

Single Malt Scotch Dinner tonight and cocktails afterward

Right now I am hammering down extras from tonight: Roasted Rack of Lamb and two grilled Duck Breasts.

Tomorrow is gonna be the best with omelets!

I am hammered!

 

[Thorn]

Mr. Peanut,I understand your frustration. Participation in this thread has waned since some fantastic regulars such as Homer and Boom King have left. Fortunately they have been seen around these parts lately, so hopefully we get a revitalization. Thorn (I think you owe us a 23 year old bartender story), Kev, Zooks, TenTimes, Uni, Stu, YSR, myself et al have helped keep this thread relevant at least. We appreciate your participation in this thread. We hope to see more of you. You seem like a good drunk and a welcome addition. We don't take any #### and welike people who give ####. Keep it coming.That said, suck a fat ****. We didn't get to 139 pages without some awesome participation. We will do what we want, when we want. If Stu and Uni want to talk about a drunken cornhole then more power to them. Lighten up Francis.Your friend,Samuel/strykerpksBrewer game tonight. I have to say I love Wisconsin. I watched a 21 year old chick puke at 6:30. I watched a 21 year old chick puke at 6:45. It was the same group. THey were passing root beer schnapps and doing beer bongs. I'm 32. I did one with them and they were astounded that I could bong a beer as fast as I did (not sure I'm proud of that). Timed at one second. They gave me the rest of their schnapps, which I shared with my brethren and a few old ladies. I watched a dude fall down the stairs in the upper deck at 9:00. I watched 2 chicks throw down and box each other at 9:45. The new "side dish" at Miller Park is called "putine". It is fries, covered in gravy, topped with cheese curds. I should have taken pictures but it was so awesome that I completely forgot. Pretty sure I had a heart attack while eating it but I had a beer to put it out. Only Wisconsin tries to top fries and cheese curds with gravy. I love it here

I would just like to point out that she just had her 24th birthday. Otherwise, what he said.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Single Malt Scotch Dinner tonight and cocktails afterwardRight now I am hammering down extras from tonight: Roasted Rack of Lamb and two grilled Duck Breasts.Tomorrow is gonna be the best with omelets!I am hammered!

I had a ton of beer and 2 double cheeseburgers from McDonalds PS I think I imnght get pre-divorced. Has that ever happened?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Mr. Peanut,I understand your frustration. Participation in this thread has waned since some fantastic regulars such as Homer and Boom King have left. Fortunately they have been seen around these parts lately, so hopefully we get a revitalization. Thorn (I think you owe us a 23 year old bartender story), Kev, Zooks, TenTimes, Uni, Stu, YSR, myself et al have helped keep this thread relevant at least. We appreciate your participation in this thread. We hope to see more of you. You seem like a good drunk and a welcome addition. We don't take any #### and welike people who give ####. Keep it coming.That said, suck a fat ****. We didn't get to 139 pages without some awesome participation. We will do what we want, when we want. If Stu and Uni want to talk about a drunken cornhole then more power to them. Lighten up Francis.Your friend,Samuel/strykerpksBrewer game tonight. I have to say I love Wisconsin. I watched a 21 year old chick puke at 6:30. I watched a 21 year old chick puke at 6:45. It was the same group. THey were passing root beer schnapps and doing beer bongs. I'm 32. I did one with them and they were astounded that I could bong a beer as fast as I did (not sure I'm proud of that). Timed at one second. They gave me the rest of their schnapps, which I shared with my brethren and a few old ladies. I watched a dude fall down the stairs in the upper deck at 9:00. I watched 2 chicks throw down and box each other at 9:45. The new "side dish" at Miller Park is called "putine". It is fries, covered in gravy, topped with cheese curds. I should have taken pictures but it was so awesome that I completely forgot. Pretty sure I had a heart attack while eating it but I had a beer to put it out. Only Wisconsin tries to top fries and cheese curds with gravy. I love it here

I would just like to point out that she just had her 24th birthday. Otherwise, what he said.

I belive theres a story you owe us

 

[Thorn]

PS poutine is French Canadian so don't try to claim that as some gay Whiskeyconson type thing. It's a gay Queerbec thing that sometimes leaks down to Maine.

 

[Thorn]

Mr. Peanut,I understand your frustration. Participation in this thread has waned since some fantastic regulars such as Homer and Boom King have left. Fortunately they have been seen around these parts lately, so hopefully we get a revitalization. Thorn (I think you owe us a 23 year old bartender story), Kev, Zooks, TenTimes, Uni, Stu, YSR, myself et al have helped keep this thread relevant at least. We appreciate your participation in this thread. We hope to see more of you. You seem like a good drunk and a welcome addition. We don't take any #### and welike people who give ####. Keep it coming.That said, suck a fat ****. We didn't get to 139 pages without some awesome participation. We will do what we want, when we want. If Stu and Uni want to talk about a drunken cornhole then more power to them. Lighten up Francis.Your friend,Samuel/strykerpksBrewer game tonight. I have to say I love Wisconsin. I watched a 21 year old chick puke at 6:30. I watched a 21 year old chick puke at 6:45. It was the same group. THey were passing root beer schnapps and doing beer bongs. I'm 32. I did one with them and they were astounded that I could bong a beer as fast as I did (not sure I'm proud of that). Timed at one second. They gave me the rest of their schnapps, which I shared with my brethren and a few old ladies. I watched a dude fall down the stairs in the upper deck at 9:00. I watched 2 chicks throw down and box each other at 9:45. The new "side dish" at Miller Park is called "putine". It is fries, covered in gravy, topped with cheese curds. I should have taken pictures but it was so awesome that I completely forgot. Pretty sure I had a heart attack while eating it but I had a beer to put it out. Only Wisconsin tries to top fries and cheese curds with gravy. I love it here

I would just like to point out that she just had her 24th birthday. Otherwise, what he said.

I belive theres a story you owe us

I been busy man!

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

PS poutine is French Canadian so don't try to claim that as some gay Whiskeyconson type thing. It's a gay Queerbec thing that sometimes leaks down to Maine.

You both suck balls.I was just saying that Wisconsin likes to add gravy and cheese to fries.....I coulnt care less if Hitler himself came up with the idea. We like to eat cheese and fat and fries

 

[Thorn]

PS poutine is French Canadian so don't try to claim that as some gay Whiskeyconson type thing. It's a gay Queerbec thing that sometimes leaks down to Maine.

You both suck balls.I was just saying that Wisconsin likes to add gravy and cheese to fries.....I coulnt care less if Hitler himself came up with the idea. We like to eat cheese and fat and fries

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

PS poutine is French Canadian so don't try to claim that as some gay Whiskeyconson type thing. It's a gay Queerbec thing that sometimes leaks down to Maine.

You both suck balls.I was just saying that Wisconsin likes to add gravy and cheese to fries.....I coulnt care less if Hitler himself came up with the idea. We like to eat cheese and fat and fries

Birth juice

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Birth Juice? Wtf?

I shouldn't be this drunk at 6pm on a Sunday

 

[St. Louis Bob]

HI GUYS!

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

It was my cousins' daughter's First Communion today. I celebrated by getting drunk at a nice Itialian restaurant. 2 bottles of wine later, I went with my sister and mother to a bar.

Jesus would want it this way

 

[St. Louis Bob]

It was my cousins' daughter's First Communion today. I celebrated by getting drunk at a nice Itialian restaurant. 2 bottles of wine later, I went with my sister and mother to a bar.Jesus would want it this way

We 2 couples over last night, Mrs. SLB passed out around 10. I'm drinking in her honor today.

 

[YSR]

Hair of the dog.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

It was my cousins' daughter's First Communion today. I celebrated by getting drunk at a nice Itialian restaurant. 2 bottles of wine later, I went with my sister and mother to a bar.Jesus would want it this way

We 2 couples over last night, Mrs. SLB passed out around 10. I'm drinking in her honor today.

Salud

 

[St. Louis Bob]

My neighbor likes blunts. He's a very bad influence and a very good neighbor. He said they would buy a house

next to us after we move, I hope they do.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

My neighbor likes blunts. He's a very bad influence and a very good neighbor. He said they would buy a house next to us after we move, I hope they do.

I need better neighbors

 

[St. Louis Bob]

My neighbor likes blunts. He's a very bad influence and a very good neighbor. He said they would buy a house next to us after we move, I hope they do.

I need better neighbors

Buy my house. Nice joint.

 

[Cunk]

I'm on my way after having to watch my g/f's nephew for over a week. Holy Jesus, what a handful. Thankfully he didn't ruin much.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

My neighbor likes blunts. He's a very bad influence and a very good neighbor. He said they would buy a house next to us after we move, I hope they do.

I need better neighbors

Buy my house. Nice joint.

Couldn't do it. I hate Budwieser

 

[St. Louis Bob]

My neighbor likes blunts. He's a very bad influence and a very good neighbor. He said they would buy a house next to us after we move, I hope they do.

I need better neighbors

Buy my house. Nice joint.

Couldn't do it. I hate Budwieser

Quit being a #####.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

My neighbor likes blunts. He's a very bad influence and a very good neighbor. He said they would buy a house next to us after we move, I hope they do.

I need better neighbors

Buy my house. Nice joint.

Couldn't do it. I hate Budwieser

Quit being a #####.

Oh and the Cardinals and Rams.

 

[kevzilla]

Party at the White House!!!!1!!

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Not drunk but pounding some Jack and diet coke. Will go down before I can't type well enough.

This is my new diabetic approach to carb limitation.

 

[Maggot Brain]

Party at the White House!!!!1!!

and slamming irish car bombs at the NCO club....GO SEALS!!

ruff day at work tomorrow

 

[kevzilla]

Bump for Super Awesome Dude.

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

YES

 

[SuperAwesomeDude]

So I'm not a vodka guy butthis black cherry Smirnoff if mighty fine

 

[JbizzleMan]

So I'm not a vodka guy butthis black cherry Smirnoff if mighty fine

Yuuummmmmmmmm! Did you mix it with coke?