Official Drunk Thread (1 Viewer)

[JbizzleMan]

1 32oz margarita1 glass of champagne2 vodka sodasDinner still hasn't been served yet..

Add two more vodka sodas! Bring it, Guster!

 

[Frostillicus]

Did somebody say something about Feeney? I love that show! I watch it with my 10 month old almost every morning because the little ahole wakes up at 6am every morning.

 

[JbizzleMan]

Tipping bartender $50 at the beginning of the night was not good idea...all my stinks are stupid strong!!!

 

[gamera]

 

[Maggot Brain]

Boozing beachside with several recently laid off Kennedy Space Center buddies....this one's on me fellas

3 irish car bombs and counting. Dam, I miss this thread

 

[Tickle Monster]

Been drinking since noon. Co-worker texts me at 9 pm asking if I could switch shifts with him (I replace him at 3). I Agree. Still drinking....

ETA: I have to be in at 7 am now....

 

[Thorn]

omegle.comdo it

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: my #### is bigYou: how big?You: does it have many hens?Stranger: if i told u then u wouldnt belive me haha but i can give ua a pic and u can guessYou: i already don't belive you so go for itStranger: haha okYou: ok whatStranger: [#### pic, i think didn't look]You: you cannot be seriousYou: this is what you do is post #### pics?You: i am adding you to my enemies list. right after that waitress at wild wings that one timeStranger: ##########Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Lieutenant Dan]

omegle.comdo it

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: my #### is bigYou: how big?You: does it have many hens?Stranger: if i told u then u wouldnt belive me haha but i can give ua a pic and u can guessYou: i already don't belive you so go for itStranger: haha okYou: ok whatStranger: [#### pic, i think didn't look]You: you cannot be seriousYou: this is what you do is post #### pics?You: i am adding you to my enemies list. right after that waitress at wild wings that one timeStranger: ##########Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I hate that dude.

 

[Thorn]

Tomorrow is my Friday, then a four day weekend. Two drinks down, one more? What say ye?

my friday = phrase that needs to be retired. immdiately

 

[Frostillicus]

omegle.comdo it

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: my #### is bigYou: how big?You: does it have many hens?Stranger: if i told u then u wouldnt belive me haha but i can give ua a pic and u can guessYou: i already don't belive you so go for itStranger: haha okYou: ok whatStranger: [#### pic, i think didn't look]You: you cannot be seriousYou: this is what you do is post #### pics?You: i am adding you to my enemies list. right after that waitress at wild wings that one timeStranger: ##########Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You are allowed to start your own enemies list. You are not allowed to copy mine. Guess what?

 

[Thorn]

There's a good thread on omegle somewhere else.Just read my contribution.... PS Thorn is on a mission tonight. Texted me a pic of CC, Smirnoff, Bacardi, Tanquerey, Tullemore Dew and Captain. Said "Pick my shot"

stays here down?

 

[Frostillicus]

omegle.comdo it

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: my #### is bigYou: how big?You: does it have many hens?Stranger: if i told u then u wouldnt belive me haha but i can give ua a pic and u can guessYou: i already don't belive you so go for itStranger: haha okYou: ok whatStranger: [#### pic, i think didn't look]You: you cannot be seriousYou: this is what you do is post #### pics?You: i am adding you to my enemies list. right after that waitress at wild wings that one timeStranger: ##########Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You are allowed to start your own enemies list. You are not allowed to copy mine. Guess what?

bump

 

[Thorn]

omegle.comdo it

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: my #### is bigYou: how big?You: does it have many hens?Stranger: if i told u then u wouldnt belive me haha but i can give ua a pic and u can guessYou: i already don't belive you so go for itStranger: haha okYou: ok whatStranger: [#### pic, i think didn't look]You: you cannot be seriousYou: this is what you do is post #### pics?You: i am adding you to my enemies list. right after that waitress at wild wings that one timeStranger: ##########Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I hate that dude.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: Hi, male here 20 yrs oldYou: hi have you ever been to shantytown?You: no one cares how old you areStranger: notYou: i happen to know the mayor thereStranger: okYou: exactly. he has the best haircut of all timeYou: what kind of haircut do you have?Stranger: i dont careYour conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Thorn]

omegle.comdo it

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: my #### is bigYou: how big?You: does it have many hens?Stranger: if i told u then u wouldnt belive me haha but i can give ua a pic and u can guessYou: i already don't belive you so go for itStranger: haha okYou: ok whatStranger: [#### pic, i think didn't look]You: you cannot be seriousYou: this is what you do is post #### pics?You: i am adding you to my enemies list. right after that waitress at wild wings that one timeStranger: ##########Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You are allowed to start your own enemies list. You are not allowed to copy mine. Guess what?

O COME ON

 

[Frostillicus]

omegle.comdo it

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: my #### is bigYou: how big?You: does it have many hens?Stranger: if i told u then u wouldnt belive me haha but i can give ua a pic and u can guessYou: i already don't belive you so go for itStranger: haha okYou: ok whatStranger: [#### pic, i think didn't look]You: you cannot be seriousYou: this is what you do is post #### pics?You: i am adding you to my enemies list. right after that waitress at wild wings that one timeStranger: ##########Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You are allowed to start your own enemies list. You are not allowed to copy mine. Guess what?

O COME ON

Pretty hard to get on there. Almost impossible to get off. Congrats.

 

[Thorn]

omegle.comdo it

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: my #### is bigYou: how big?You: does it have many hens?Stranger: if i told u then u wouldnt belive me haha but i can give ua a pic and u can guessYou: i already don't belive you so go for itStranger: haha okYou: ok whatStranger: [#### pic, i think didn't look]You: you cannot be seriousYou: this is what you do is post #### pics?You: i am adding you to my enemies list. right after that waitress at wild wings that one timeStranger: ##########Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You are allowed to start your own enemies list. You are not allowed to copy mine. Guess what?

O COME ON

Pretty hard to get on there. Almost impossible to get off. Congrats.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.You: hi how are things?Stranger: hey pretty goodYou: is that a happy or sad face?Stranger: it's a happy face lol. i do mine backwardsYou: you so crazyStranger: i knooooow manYou: right?You: so my friend just told me i'm his enemyYou: :(You: ^^sad faceStranger: whaaat? well what a duckStranger: lmao *****You: he said i'm "on his list"Stranger: ohhh so intimidatingYou: i think i can take him in a fair fight thoughtYou: *thoughStranger: i;m sure, especially if he says things like "your on my list"You: he also has a buffalo wild wing waitress on his list so how scared should i be?You: let's be honestStranger: hah, woww manYou: he does tell a good story, so i will miss thatYou: and his wife seems coolStranger: aw. well that's a shameYou: i think i'm going to text him a picture of a bottle of johnnie walker. always cheered him up in the past

 

[Frostillicus]

omegle.comdo it

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: my #### is bigYou: how big?You: does it have many hens?Stranger: if i told u then u wouldnt belive me haha but i can give ua a pic and u can guessYou: i already don't belive you so go for itStranger: haha okYou: ok whatStranger: [#### pic, i think didn't look]You: you cannot be seriousYou: this is what you do is post #### pics?You: i am adding you to my enemies list. right after that waitress at wild wings that one timeStranger: ##########Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You are allowed to start your own enemies list. You are not allowed to copy mine. Guess what?

O COME ON

Pretty hard to get on there. Almost impossible to get off. Congrats.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.You: hi how are things?Stranger: hey pretty goodYou: is that a happy or sad face?Stranger: it's a happy face lol. i do mine backwardsYou: you so crazyStranger: i knooooow manYou: right?You: so my friend just told me i'm his enemyYou: :(You: ^^sad faceStranger: whaaat? well what a duckStranger: lmao *****You: he said i'm "on his list"Stranger: ohhh so intimidatingYou: i think i can take him in a fair fight thoughtYou: *thoughStranger: i;m sure, especially if he says things like "your on my list"You: he also has a buffalo wild wing waitress on his list so how scared should i be?You: let's be honestStranger: hah, woww manYou: he does tell a good story, so i will miss thatYou: and his wife seems coolStranger: aw. well that's a shameYou: i think i'm going to text him a picture of a bottle of johnnie walker. always cheered him up in the past

error: you don't know my wifeerror: I dont' drink scotcherror: you don't have my phone numberI think you're ####ed.

 

[Thorn]

omegle.comdo it

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: my #### is bigYou: how big?You: does it have many hens?Stranger: if i told u then u wouldnt belive me haha but i can give ua a pic and u can guessYou: i already don't belive you so go for itStranger: haha okYou: ok whatStranger: [#### pic, i think didn't look]You: you cannot be seriousYou: this is what you do is post #### pics?You: i am adding you to my enemies list. right after that waitress at wild wings that one timeStranger: ##########Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You are allowed to start your own enemies list. You are not allowed to copy mine. Guess what?

O COME ON

Pretty hard to get on there. Almost impossible to get off. Congrats.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.You: hi how are things?Stranger: hey pretty goodYou: is that a happy or sad face?Stranger: it's a happy face lol. i do mine backwardsYou: you so crazyStranger: i knooooow manYou: right?You: so my friend just told me i'm his enemyYou: :(You: ^^sad faceStranger: whaaat? well what a duckStranger: lmao *****You: he said i'm "on his list"Stranger: ohhh so intimidatingYou: i think i can take him in a fair fight thoughtYou: *thoughStranger: i;m sure, especially if he says things like "your on my list"You: he also has a buffalo wild wing waitress on his list so how scared should i be?You: let's be honestStranger: hah, woww manYou: he does tell a good story, so i will miss thatYou: and his wife seems coolStranger: aw. well that's a shameYou: i think i'm going to text him a picture of a bottle of johnnie walker. always cheered him up in the past

error: you don't know my wifeerror: I dont' drink scotcherror: you don't have my phone numberI think you're ####ed.

says who

 

[Maggot Brain]

Omegle is definitely alright; first time user....needed to vent tonight and a total stranger was safe....damn near blew off my drinkin hand with some fireworks tonight

 

[YSR]

omegle.comdo it

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: my #### is bigYou: how big?You: does it have many hens?Stranger: if i told u then u wouldnt belive me haha but i can give ua a pic and u can guessYou: i already don't belive you so go for itStranger: haha okYou: ok whatStranger: [#### pic, i think didn't look]You: you cannot be seriousYou: this is what you do is post #### pics?You: i am adding you to my enemies list. right after that waitress at wild wings that one timeStranger: ##########Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You are allowed to start your own enemies list. You are not allowed to copy mine. Guess what?

 

[YSR]

Eating a pack of Toast-Chees in an attempt to sober up before going next door to watch fireworks. I really do need a chaperone.

 

[JbizzleMan]

Omegle is fun.

 

[shamwow!]

jfg dsfghi

yes

wniag giodrlsssg

 

[TRIP_THE_LIGHT_FANTASTIC]

Argh feel like some ####ed me up the wrong hole tonihgt. ####### bull#### fireworks negbors

 

[TRIP_THE_LIGHT_FANTASTIC]

Eating a pack of Toast-Chees in an attempt to sober up before going next door to watch fireworks. I really do need a chaperone.

I think you live next door to me #######.

 

[shamwow!]

I'm pretty sure my liver hates me. It's been 2 1/2 weeks straight. I ahven't been able to post much here because of it.

 

[commisholio]

It feels like it's going to martini.

 

[Maggot Brain]

My legs/kidneys are aching

 

[shamwow!]

My legs/kidneys are aching

Exactly

 

[gamera]

Managed to stay sober for my first week on a new job. Going to reward myself now.

 

[shamwow!]

I got cut off at the TGIF inside the airport. Apparently they can only serve people 6 talls.

Went through security with no problem and will be heading to another bar to wait for my flight in 2 more hours. The question is, do you get served after 2am on an airplane when crossing time zones? :chickenortheegg:

 

[shamwow!]

I got cut off at the TGIF inside the airport. Apparently they can only serve people 6 talls. Went through security with no problem and will be heading to another bar to wait for my flight in 2 more hours. The question is, do you get served after 2am on an airplane when crossing time zones? :chickenortheegg:

The answer is yes

 

[Gadzooks]

Bumping this for later when I'll need it and I know I won't be able to find it. I'm sure the usual drunken baffoons nice people that consistently post in here will keep this on the first page throughout the night.

 

[Maggot Brain]

Local biker bar maid just #### her pants cause she thought it was a fart LOL epic ####. can't belive she told us. only 3 inthe bar currently. She's showering and changing now(bathroom upstairs

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Tap. It's the alcohol again.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

Tap. It's the alcohol again.

DJ attempting some sort o Billie Jean/Don't stop Believing mashup. Things aren't going well.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

Now attempting to mash up Heaven is a Place on Earth and some drum and bass song. Pretty sure he thinks he is Girl Talk. He's not.

 

[gamera]

Bump for Zooks.

 

[Thorn]

Smooth

 

[Gadzooks]

Life is a weird sometimes. I dont' think I get it. I love yous.

 

[Gadzooks]

Smooth

Yep

 

[shamwow!]

I'mnot married yet but impretty sure Im getting divorded

 

[Thorn]

that sucks. i'm going to brooklyn

 

[YSR]

now what

 

[gamera]

Trying something new, called Seven Tiki Spiced Rum. The label states it feature Indonesian nutmeg and Madagascar vanilla. It also says "Bottled in Jacksonville, FL."



I'm going to die, aren't I?

 

[JbizzleMan]

Is Vodka Soda the healthiest alcoholic beverage that you can drink?

 

[gandalas]

Yay...finally got a spare paycheck today, so I can refill my fridge with some Guinness tomorrow!!!

 

[Steve Tasker]

I am ####### lit up

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Trying something new, called Seven Tiki Spiced Rum. The label states it feature Indonesian nutmeg and Madagascar vanilla. It also says "Bottled in Jacksonville, FL."



I'm going to die, aren't I?

Never go more than 4 tiki.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I am ####### lit up