Official Drunk Thread (1 Viewer)

[strykerpks]

I dont konw about you guys but I'm not going into work tomorrow

 

[strykerpks]

Am I the only drunk idiot around here?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Am I the only drunk idiot around here?

Sorry buddy, I had this sudden fear of a DUI creep up on me lately...played it safe tonight.Glad you're f'n tanked, though.

 

[valhallan]

Am I the only drunk idiot around here?

Sorry buddy, I had this sudden fear of a DUI creep up on me lately...played it safe tonight.

Good man. I'm right there with ya, stryker. Definitely not a drunk pool this evening, though

 

[strykerpks]

Am I the only drunk idiot around here?

Sorry buddy, I had this sudden fear of a DUI creep up on me lately...played it safe tonight.

Good man. I'm right there with ya, stryker. Definitely not a drunk pool this evening, though

Good work Homer Got nothin but love for ya...especially if you play it safe. I played it safe by havin the old lady bring me back home.Valhallan, sounds like its me and you...any good stories? My GB Pat fan cried.....can you top that?

 

[valhallan]

Am I the only drunk idiot around here?

Sorry buddy, I had this sudden fear of a DUI creep up on me lately...played it safe tonight.

Good man. I'm right there with ya, stryker. Definitely not a drunk pool this evening, though

Good work Homer Got nothin but love for ya...especially if you play it safe. I played it safe by havin the old lady bring me back home.Valhallan, sounds like its me and you...any good stories? My GB Pat fan cried.....can you top that?

Hah, not really but my GB Pat fan had a mental breakdown when Eli hit that deep pass to Tyree. He started getting fussy and the host picked a little fight with him that became a hilarious round of drunken "Yeah? Well #$% $#%#!!!" arguments. A classic Stupor Bowl gathering

 

[chet]

I'm there--drinking Alexander Keith's and playing poker. GOOD TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[strykerpks]

Am I the only drunk idiot around here?

Sorry buddy, I had this sudden fear of a DUI creep up on me lately...played it safe tonight.

Good man. I'm right there with ya, stryker. Definitely not a drunk pool this evening, though

Good work Homer Got nothin but love for ya...especially if you play it safe. I played it safe by havin the old lady bring me back home.Valhallan, sounds like its me and you...any good stories? My GB Pat fan cried.....can you top that?

Hah, not really but my GB Pat fan had a mental breakdown when Eli hit that deep pass to Tyree. He started getting fussy and the host picked a little fight with him that became a hilarious round of drunken "Yeah? Well #$% $#%#!!!" arguments. A classic Stupor Bowl gathering

Good workMy GB was the only Pats fan among a bunch of Packer fans...to his credit, he never played the "Atleast we're in teh Super Bowl" card.But he legitimately cried after the last touchdown.Everoyne laughed like a *******

 

[strykerpks]

I'm there--drinking Alexander Keith's and playing poker. GOOD TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!

Glad to have ya...if only for your avatar

 

[strykerpks]

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C'mon you effers...someone has to be up for some witty drunk banter

 

[Tigran Petrosian]

My GB Pat fan cried.....can you top that?

Jesus.. really?

 

[The Z Machine]

Haven't been drunk in a while but I bought some Bulleit bourbon that I'm gonna crack soon.

Best of luck drunk mother ####ers.

 

[strykerpks]

My GB Pat fan cried.....can you top that?

Jesus.. really?

Swear to God. Full tears. Again, we laughed at him for a long time

 

[Homer J Simpson]

My GB Pat fan cried.....can you top that?

Jesus.. really?

Swear to God. Full tears. Again, we laughed at him for a long time

Just to be fair, you have no choice but to mock him for this until you're dead.And if he dies first, you have to bring it up at his funeral.

 

[dotman]

Downed quite a few Dogfish head 90 Min IPA and smoked a blunt. Feelin' nice...

 

[strykerpks]

My GB Pat fan cried.....can you top that?

Jesus.. really?

Swear to God. Full tears. Again, we laughed at him for a long time

Just to be fair, you have no choice but to mock him for this until you're dead.And if he dies first, you have to bring it up at his funeral.

NooooooooooI wouldn't couldn't do that

 

[strykerpks]

Downed quite a few Dogfish head 90 Min IPA and smoked a blunt. Feelin' nice...

Thats it???

 

[dotman]

Downed quite a few Dogfish head 90 Min IPA and smoked a blunt. Feelin' nice...

Thats it???

Yupppp

 

[strykerpks]

Poster	  PostsHomer J Simpson 	87strykerpks 	69Kilgore Trout 	55The Gator 	51mr. furley 	42Bluto Blutarsky 	40Nigel Tufnel 	40

I'm gonna catch you Homer..you ####er

 

[strykerpks]

Downed quite a few Dogfish head 90 Min IPA and smoked a blunt. Feelin' nice...

Thats it???

Yupppp

Rookie

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Poster	  PostsHomer J Simpson 	87strykerpks 	69Kilgore Trout 	55The Gator 	51mr. furley 	42Bluto Blutarsky 	40Nigel Tufnel 	40

I'm gonna catch you Homer..you ####er lush!

fixed.

 

[strykerpks]

Poster PostsHomer J Simpson 87strykerpks 69Kilgore Trout 55The Gator 51mr. furley 42Bluto Blutarsky 40Nigel Tufnel 40I'm gonna catch you Homer..you ####er lush!

fixed.

You're not even drunk...minus 15 posts :cheater:

 

[NorvilleBarnes]

Got too drunk to post Sat night. Friends birthday. Drank during dinner, went to Hard Rock for drinks. Then tequila shots (this is where it always goes bad for me). Then to the club for more drinks and another round of tequila shots.

This afternoon I asked my gf if we did 2 rounds or 3 rounds of tequila shots. She said "Jesus Christ, you two did 5 rounds."

 

[strykerpks]

Good work NB!

I had the "we've been dating 6 months so we gotta do something special" day yesterday. 5 beers, 3 Jack and Cokes, 3 bottles of wine and an "Otis-non-finsh" later, I was ready for bed. I'm not allowed to post when I'm at her place

 

[YSR]

Challah!

 

[Spartans Rule]

It's kinda depressing to have the drunk thread sehorned.

Drowning sorrows tonight after watching my Spartans get destroyed in a bar full of Hoosier fans.

 

[YSR]

It's kinda depressing to have the drunk thread sehorned.

Drowning sorrows tonight after watching my Spartans get destroyed in a bar full of Hoosier fans.

SE-HORN

 

[mr. furley]

hi

 

[urbanhack]

hi

 

[Chiwawa]

hi

 

[strykerpks]

Yah Its Sunday...wannna fight about it?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Yah Its Sunday...wannna fight about it?

You're desperately trying to overtake my post count in this thread, aren't you?Going to get more beer, btw. Drunken Sundays are the best!

 

[strykerpks]

Yah Its Sunday...wannna fight about it?

You're desperately trying to overtake my post count in this thread, aren't you?Going to get more beer, btw.

Drunken Sundays are the best!

You got that right!!

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Empty stomach + 9 beers = HappyHomer

Empty stomach + 14 beers = SurlyHomer

See you guys later!

 

[strykerpks]

[flounder]

Heloooooooo

[/flounder]

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Not sure if I've eaten since lunch...

 

[strykerpks]

Not sure if I've eaten since lunch...

Does your husband drink too?

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Not sure if I've eaten since lunch...

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Not sure if I've eaten since lunch...

Oh, congratulations by the way. There was a time when I was the number one poster in this thread, but you have passed me by.

 

[Bonzai]

Just checking in..

 

[strykerpks]

Not sure if I've eaten since lunch...

Oh, congratulations by the way. There was a time when I was the number one poster in this thread, but you have passed me by.

Yah and he cheets...he posts when hes not drunkOk thats like on Wedsday morning but still.......

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Not sure if I've eaten since lunch...

Oh, congratulations by the way. There was a time when I was the number one poster in this thread, but you have passed me by.

Where the hell you been lately, GB?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Not sure if I've eaten since lunch...

Oh, congratulations by the way. There was a time when I was the number one poster in this thread, but you have passed me by.

Yah and he cheets...he posts when hes not drunkOk thats like on Wedsday morning but still.......

Like I'm not drunk on Wednesday mornings.

 

[Skylord]

With this post I'll pass SLBD and take the coveted #20 position.

beer and only beer tonight. as usual.

 

[YSR]

:tap:

 

[General Malaise]

buncha drunks...

 

[strykerpks]

buncha drunks...

Gota problem with that?

 

[-jb-]

vino. vino. vino.

yes. drunkag.

 

[strykerpks]

Seriously.....$1K.....

Took TEN and the over.....

Then at halftime, MKE down 14, I took 50-1 on the Bucks losing...

I just spent $1100 tonight

I hope drunkenness helps but I dont think it will

DON BEEBE!!!!!!!

 

[strykerpks]

Down a Grrrr

Headed to the bar...

Later homies