Official Drunk Thread (3 Viewers)

[guest 54788]

also, Old emiss chicksa re ####inmg hot. god mbless tehm.

yes. yes they are

 

[Thorn]

This thread was way too hard to find. Blitzed. but not tooo much too get here..delictate balance.Started at 1030am. Wetn to cotton bowl. fn refs. Somehow ####ed up th e getting laid. last two sentances are not related.Buddy got kcickecd out of a bard fore being driunk. wtf/?######

 

[Disco Stu]

Jesus.

Not surprisingly I'm in rough shape this morning.

 

[bentley]

Excellent work, Stu.

I went alcohol free on a Saturday for the first time in quite a while. I'm pretty sure I could feel physical pain in my liver from all the drinking between Christmas Eve and New Years Day. Pain-free now, so I'm ready to get it cranked up during the Cowboys game.

 

[YSR]

WaS one of those situations where i could be really beer- drunk if given the crowd.

 

[YSR]

WaS one of those situations where i could be really beer- drunk if given the crowd.

[FELLA/] WTF YSR IS TEH BEST EVAR

 

[Maggot Brain]

home drunk alone with my dogs, god bless jameson's and heineken. Eagles screwed me outta $100 yesterday

 

[zander_s]

This thread was way too hard to find. Blitzed. but not tooo much too get here..delictate balance.Started at 1030am. Wetn to cotton bowl. fn refs. Somehow ####ed up th e getting laid. last two sentances are not related.Buddy got kcickecd out of a bard fore being driunk. wtf/?######

Damn

 

[Sheriff Bart]

This thread was way too hard to find. Blitzed. but not tooo much too get here..delictate balance.Started at 1030am. Wetn to cotton bowl. fn refs. Somehow ####ed up th e getting laid. last two sentances are not related.Buddy got kcickecd out of a bard fore being driunk. wtf/?######

You're awesome Stu.

 

[strykerpks]

This thread was way too hard to find. Blitzed. but not tooo much too get here..delictate balance.Started at 1030am. Wetn to cotton bowl. fn refs. Somehow ####ed up th e getting laid. last two sentances are not related.Buddy got kcickecd out of a bard fore being driunk. wtf/?######

You're awesome Stu.

 

[Statorama]

Getting a good drunk on with some Newcastle tonight.

 

[zander_s]

Boise State game and Kettle One gimlets!

 

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Boise State game and Kettle One gimlets!

TCU and half a bottle (6 tablespoons) of Hydrocodone Cough syrup here. Most enjoyable bowl game watching experience of the year for me

 

[SuperAwesomeDude]

iowa bizzys. spent the afternoon with the lovely kim at buffalo wild wings.

 

[Sheriff Bart]

I just got home from work but have at least a few more hours more for a bid due tomorrow. It is currently 13 degrees outside and is supposed to drop below zero tonight. The puppy decided it was too cold out and pissed on the carpet. I have a head cold and my body has ached for seven straight days, but I picked up some meds on the way home. Apparently on this snow day my wife and boys have planned some sort of contest to see who can annoy me the most.

I just made a large Skyy & 7UP to help me along. Go Bama.

 

[strykerpks]

Currently on my third Horny Goat Exposed and at a playoff fantasy draft/BCS party

 

[YSR]

Currently one-ish bottle (WINE, NOT BEER) in after HH with friends. Expect more to come.

 

[strykerpks]

Go Bama.

You guys just locked up Holliday. The Central is yours for the next 5+ years at least. Go Horns/baseballrant

 

[Sheriff Bart]

Go Bama.

You guys just locked up Holliday. The Central is yours for the next 5+ years at least. Go Horns/baseballrant

Man I hope.I could really care less about who wins the game except I get paid if AL covers 4.5.

 

[joffer]

margarita

 

[Otis]

Halfway into a delicious bottle of Barolo. So what goes on in here?

 

[strykerpks]

Go Bama.

You guys just locked up Holliday. The Central is yours for the next 5+ years at least. Go Horns/baseballrant

Man I hope.I could really care less about who wins the game except I get paid if AL covers 4.5.

Just giving you ####On #8 or so now. Going down like water

 

[YSR]

Halfway into a delicious bottle of Barolo. So what goes on in here?

Otis,Long time, first-ish time. This is where you come when you are 1.) getting into shenangians later and fueling up; 2.) home from said shenanigans; 3.) Homer or styyperkiss; 4.) beginning the night with alcohol alone (perhaps the SO has gone to bed, or you are just alone); 5.) ending the night alone (see before re: SO, or you are just alone).Check in here.

 

[Sheriff Bart]

Go Bama.

You guys just locked up Holliday. The Central is yours for the next 5+ years at least. Go Horns/baseballrant

Man I hope.I could really care less about who wins the game except I get paid if AL covers 4.5.

Just giving you ####On #8 or so now. Going down like water

It's all good GB. I'm going downstairs to make another.

 

[strykerpks]

Halfway into a delicious bottle of Barolo. So what goes on in here?

So what you do is, drink booze, post random stuff, talks a little ####, randomly place the word "######" somewhere, and post other random douchbaggery.It's kinda like :e: but with less swearing and nudity. Unless truck comes along.

 

[parasaurolophus]

Halfway into a delicious bottle of Barolo. So what goes on in here?

you have already failed. Barolo? Delicious? I think you are looking for a thread started by Woz.

 

[Sheriff Bart]

We're 4200 richer

 

[Wrigley]

life=goood

 

[bentley]

There's a lot of stuff going on in my head right now, and I'm not sure that all of it is good. GB Sierra Nevada.

 

[Disco Stu]

There's a lot of stuff going on in my head right now, and I'm not sure that all of it is good. GB Sierra Nevada.

Condolences GB.Just got back from drinking and while rooting for the Longhorns. Looking at my tab it seems like I should be more drunk than this.

 

[strykerpks]

Last night I was soooooo loaded.

Tonight? I've had a ton of beer and am just buzzed.

I don't get it

 

[SuperAwesomeDude]

Last night I was soooooo loaded.Tonight? I've had a ton of beer and am just buzzed. I don't get it

im stone sober all weekend.

 

[strykerpks]

Last night I was soooooo loaded.Tonight? I've had a ton of beer and am just buzzed. I don't get it

im stone sober all weekend.

Im sorry dude

 

[Hov34]

Hi

 

[Encyclopedia Brown]

Tonight? I've had a ton of beer and am just buzzed. I don't get it

Me too.Watched the DAL/PHI game at my favorite Irish pub.I drank so much beer but I feel more bloated than buzzed.Hopefully, my friend Captain Morgan will settle that in the next few hours.

 

[strykerpks]

Hi

Whats you poison? Special occasion?

 

[strykerpks]

Tonight? I've had a ton of beer and am just buzzed. I don't get it

Me too.Watched the DAL/PHI game at my favorite Irish pub.I drank so much beer but I feel more bloated than buzzed.Hopefully, my friend Captain Morgan will settle that in the next few hours.

In Oconomowoc?

 

[Encyclopedia Brown]

In Oconomowoc?

No, just me sitting here with a 2 liter of Dr. Pepper.

 

[Hov34]

Hi

Whats you poison? Special occasion?

Nope, just a night out with the fellas at Buffalo Wild Wings. Fat Tire on draft and the Eagles getting beat without the women folk. good night.

 

[strykerpks]

Hi

Whats you poison? Special occasion?

Nope, just a night out with the fellas at Buffalo Wild Wings. Fat Tire on draft and the Eagles getting beat without the women folk. good night.

You beat women?

 

[Hov34]

Hi

Whats you poison? Special occasion?

Nope, just a night out with the fellas at Buffalo Wild Wings. Fat Tire on draft and the Eagles getting beat without the women folk. good night.

You beat women?

No, we're getting beat. We like it rough.

 

[Encyclopedia Brown]

My company just hired a woman from Scotland.

I want to connect with her culturally.

I did some research and the big the song from Scotland was "500 Miles (I Would Walk).

It's sung by identical twins.

That was fifteen years ago and involved some Johnny Depp flick where he played a "mentally challenged" person.

What is the shark move?

 

[strykerpks]

My company just hired a woman from Scotland.

I want to connect with her culturally.

I did some research and the big the song from Scotland was "500 Miles (I Would Walk).

It's sung by identical twins.

That was fifteen years ago and involved some Johnny Depp flick where he played a "mentally challenged" person.

What is the shark move?

Eat her out. That crosses cultures.

 

[Encyclopedia Brown]

Eat her out. That crosses cultures.

Blimey (she actually uses that word).She is from the herding sheepdogs part of Scotland.

 

[strykerpks]

Eat her out. That crosses cultures.

Blimey (she actually uses that word).She is from the herding sheepdogs part of Scotland.

Ok, nevermind. Suck her ****.

 

[Encyclopedia Brown]

Eat her out. That crosses cultures.

Blimey (she actually uses that word).She is from the herding sheepdogs part of Scotland.

Ok, nevermind. Suck her ****.

Perspective, dude."McCarthyism" is a phrase that originates from a Senator from Wisconsin.

 

[Hov34]

Eat her out. That crosses cultures.

Blimey (she actually uses that word).She is from the herding sheepdogs part of Scotland.

Ok, nevermind. Suck her ****.

Perspective, dude."McCarthyism" is a phrase that originates from a Senator from Wisconsin.

And on that, I'm going to bed.

 

[strykerpks]

Eat her out. That crosses cultures.

Blimey (she actually uses that word).She is from the herding sheepdogs part of Scotland.

Ok, nevermind. Suck her ****.

Perspective, dude."McCarthyism" is a phrase that originates from a Senator from Wisconsin.

And on that, I'm going to bed.

 

[Encyclopedia Brown]

Orson Welles is from Wisconsin, so I'm not saying. I'm just saying."Citizen Kane" is annually ranked as the #1 film of all time.

 

[strykerpks]

Holoy ####,

Gawshdarnit I'm gucking screwed