DevilsTrifecta
Footballguy
No.....Frankbtw, is her husband named henry?
No.....Frankbtw, is her husband named henry?
you and i both, my man. you and i both...Still have the story, clipped from the Herald News, framed right here on my desk.limp ditka should prolly know i rushed for 227 yards in a JV game against bolingbrook....
is her name laura?No.....Frankbtw, is her husband named henry?
No......Sallyis her name laura?No.....Frankbtw, is her husband named henry?
ohNo......Sallyis her name laura?No.....Frankbtw, is her husband named henry?
Damn.....I wanted us to be relatedohNo......Sallyis her name laura?No.....Frankbtw, is her husband named henry?
how often do yuou drink mason jars full of capt?Damn.....I wanted us to be related
did you at least let her fart in your salad/?and when i say salad i mean mouth. and when i sau fart i mean jizz.Drunk. 26 year old just left.
I wish i had mason jars....broke em allhow often do yuou drink mason jars full of capt?Damn.....I wanted us to be related
I used her mouth and her other lady parts. Repeatedly.Trainwreck hasnt happend yet, but it's coming. GF>did you at least let her fart in your salad/?and when i say salad i mean mouth. and when i sau fart i mean jizz.Drunk. 26 year old just left.
Paul Mooney is funnyblack comedians arent funny
did you slip up? or is this onoe crazy?I used her mouth and her other lady parts. Repeatedly.Trainwreck hasnt happend yet, but it's coming. GF>did you at least let her fart in your salad/?and when i say salad i mean mouth. and when i sau fart i mean jizz.Drunk. 26 year old just left.
NopeCan I #### a girl without her leaving her ####### earrings here just once? ####.
NOt yet. On both.Juggling act will catch up eventually, since i plan on seeing her again.did you slip up? or is this onoe crazy?I used her mouth and her other lady parts. Repeatedly.Trainwreck hasnt happend yet, but it's coming. GF>did you at least let her fart in your salad/?and when i say salad i mean mouth. and when i sau fart i mean jizz.Drunk. 26 year old just left.
takes a classy slut to take her earrings offCan I #### a girl without her leaving her ####### earrings here just once? ####.
lol. 2nd date is the new 3rd date.takes a classy slut to take her earrings offCan I #### a girl without her leaving her ####### earrings here just once? ####.
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LOL why the quotes Im a real person. Believe it!im a fan of this "nicholete" character?
Have you ever had Carl's Jr.?LOL why the quotes Im a real person. Believe it!im a fan of this "nicholete" character?
im a fan of this "nicholete" character?
Only Hardee'sHave you ever had Carl's Jr.?LOL why the quotes Im a real person. Believe it!im a fan of this "nicholete" character?
Yeah, me too. We got hosed.Only Hardee'sHave you ever had Carl's Jr.?LOL why the quotes Im a real person. Believe it!im a fan of this "nicholete" character?
I don't ever see any Carl's Jr. commericals so im good.Yeah, me too. We got hosed.Only Hardee'sHave you ever had Carl's Jr.?LOL why the quotes Im a real person. Believe it!im a fan of this "nicholete" character?
dude, basketball is gay. deal with it.Also can I get some drunk power here for my Jazz +1.5 bet. I have a lot of money riding on this. I'm talking $Nipsey here.
are you married?I love wine!
Again, check the updated sig. You = not good. Nicholete, stay far away.:cockblock:dude, basketball is gay. deal with it.Also can I get some drunk power here for my Jazz +1.5 bet. I have a lot of money riding on this. I'm talking $Nipsey here.
i like the cut of your jib.Again, check the updated sig. You = not good. Nicholete, stay far away.:cockblock:dude, basketball is gay. deal with it.Also can I get some drunk power here for my Jazz +1.5 bet. I have a lot of money riding on this. I'm talking $Nipsey here.
singleare you married?I love wine!
will you marry me?singleare you married?I love wine!
I'm listening.will you marry me?
If you will drink with me and live on the northside then yes.will you marry me?singleare you married?I love wine!
am a cubs fan already, but im gonna have to pass. something must be wrong with you if youre a vikings fan.And be a Cubs fan.
or 20 dollar handle of svedka nightcome on.....its half priced margarita night
or drink water since your last drunk thread post cuz your gf is coming over and doesnt like when yure drunk when she comes over on tuesdays nights, nightor 20 dollar handle of svedka nightcome on.....its half priced margarita night
i can only wish that applied to meor drink water since your last drunk thread post cuz your gf is coming over and doesnt like when yure drunk when she comes over on tuesdays nights, nightor 20 dollar handle of svedka nightcome on.....its half priced margarita night
I'm here but not for too much longer...I might be able to be talked into another beer.I'm out to the north woods in the morning. Annual ice fishing trip with a bunch of GBs. Luckily for me I don't fish. So I'll be hanging out in the relatively warm shanty drinking all the booze, making sparkler bombs and checking out some pron mags, while they're drilling holes, setting up tip-ups and being cold/sober.Damn, shoveling at 5am before I leave sounds awfuljust me tonight? oh well. :X