Official Drunk Thread (5 Viewers)

[DevilsTrifecta]

btw, is her husband named henry?

No.....Frank

 

[Oh Yes!]

limp ditka should prolly know i rushed for 227 yards in a JV game against bolingbrook....

Still have the story, clipped from the Herald News, framed right here on my desk.

you and i both, my man. you and i both...

 

[Oh Yes!]

btw, is her husband named henry?

No.....Frank

is her name laura?

 

[DevilsTrifecta]

btw, is her husband named henry?

No.....Frank

is her name laura?

No......Sally

 

[Oh Yes!]

btw, is her husband named henry?

No.....Frank

is her name laura?

No......Sally

oh

 

[Oh Yes!]

hey, disco stu, wat is up w/ you?

 

[DevilsTrifecta]

btw, is her husband named henry?

No.....Frank

is her name laura?

No......Sally

oh

Damn.....I wanted us to be related

 

[Disco Stu]

Drunk. 26 year old just left.

 

[Oh Yes!]

Damn.....I wanted us to be related

how often do yuou drink mason jars full of capt?

 

[Disco Stu]

Where's that hangover thread? Need some tips before bgoing to bed.

 

[Oh Yes!]

Drunk. 26 year old just left.

did you at least let her fart in your salad/?and when i say salad i mean mouth. and when i sau fart i mean jizz.

 

[DevilsTrifecta]

Damn.....I wanted us to be related

how often do yuou drink mason jars full of capt?

I wish i had mason jars....broke em all

 

[Disco Stu]

Drunk. 26 year old just left.

did you at least let her fart in your salad/?and when i say salad i mean mouth. and when i sau fart i mean jizz.

I used her mouth and her other lady parts. Repeatedly.Trainwreck hasnt happend yet, but it's coming. GF>

 

[Oh Yes!]

black comedians arent funny

 

[DevilsTrifecta]

black comedians arent funny

Paul Mooney is funny

 

[Oh Yes!]

Drunk. 26 year old just left.

did you at least let her fart in your salad/?and when i say salad i mean mouth. and when i sau fart i mean jizz.

I used her mouth and her other lady parts. Repeatedly.Trainwreck hasnt happend yet, but it's coming. GF>

did you slip up? or is this onoe crazy?

 

[Disco Stu]

Can I #### a girl without her leaving her ####### earrings here just once? ####.

 

[DevilsTrifecta]

Can I #### a girl without her leaving her ####### earrings here just once? ####.

Nope

 

[Disco Stu]

Drunk. 26 year old just left.

did you at least let her fart in your salad/?and when i say salad i mean mouth. and when i sau fart i mean jizz.

I used her mouth and her other lady parts. Repeatedly.Trainwreck hasnt happend yet, but it's coming. GF>

did you slip up? or is this onoe crazy?

NOt yet. On both.Juggling act will catch up eventually, since i plan on seeing her again.

 

[Oh Yes!]

Can I #### a girl without her leaving her ####### earrings here just once? ####.

takes a classy slut to take her earrings off

 

[Disco Stu]

Can I #### a girl without her leaving her ####### earrings here just once? ####.

takes a classy slut to take her earrings off

lol. 2nd date is the new 3rd date.

 

[Oh Yes!]

anyone else drunker than #### right now?

 

[Oh Yes!]

USA USA USA USA

 

[nicholete]

USA USA USA USA

 

[Frostillicus]

Seriously, why can't I get no Carl's Jr. round here?

 

[Oh Yes!]

im a fan of this "nicholete" character?

 

[nicholete]

im a fan of this "nicholete" character?

LOL why the quotes Im a real person. Believe it!

 

[Frostillicus]

im a fan of this "nicholete" character?

LOL why the quotes Im a real person. Believe it!

Have you ever had Carl's Jr.?

 

[strykerpks]

im a fan of this "nicholete" character?

 

[nicholete]

im a fan of this "nicholete" character?

LOL why the quotes Im a real person. Believe it!

Have you ever had Carl's Jr.?

Only Hardee's

 

[Frostillicus]

im a fan of this "nicholete" character?

LOL why the quotes Im a real person. Believe it!

Have you ever had Carl's Jr.?

Only Hardee's

Yeah, me too. We got hosed.

 

[Frostillicus]

Also can I get some drunk power here for my Jazz +1.5 bet. I have a lot of money riding on this. I'm talking $Nipsey here.

 

[nicholete]

im a fan of this "nicholete" character?

LOL why the quotes Im a real person. Believe it!

Have you ever had Carl's Jr.?

Only Hardee's

Yeah, me too. We got hosed.

I don't ever see any Carl's Jr. commericals so im good.

 

[Oh Yes!]

Also can I get some drunk power here for my Jazz +1.5 bet. I have a lot of money riding on this. I'm talking $Nipsey here.

dude, basketball is gay. deal with it.

 

[nicholete]

I love wine!

 

[Oh Yes!]

I love wine!

are you married?

 

[Frostillicus]

Also can I get some drunk power here for my Jazz +1.5 bet. I have a lot of money riding on this. I'm talking $Nipsey here.

dude, basketball is gay. deal with it.

Again, check the updated sig. You = not good. Nicholete, stay far away.:cockblock:

 

[Oh Yes!]

Also can I get some drunk power here for my Jazz +1.5 bet. I have a lot of money riding on this. I'm talking $Nipsey here.

dude, basketball is gay. deal with it.

Again, check the updated sig. You = not good. Nicholete, stay far away.:cockblock:

i like the cut of your jib.

 

[nicholete]

I love wine!

are you married?

single

 

[Oh Yes!]

I love wine!

are you married?

single

will you marry me?

 

[Frostillicus]

will you marry me?

I'm listening.

 

[nicholete]

I love wine!

are you married?

single

will you marry me?

If you will drink with me and live on the northside then yes.

 

[nicholete]

And be a Cubs fan.

 

[Oh Yes!]

And be a Cubs fan.

am a cubs fan already, but im gonna have to pass. something must be wrong with you if youre a vikings fan.

 

[Oh Yes!]

come on.....its half priced margarita night

 

[DevilsTrifecta]

come on.....its half priced margarita night

or 20 dollar handle of svedka night

 

[Oh Yes!]

come on.....its half priced margarita night

or 20 dollar handle of svedka night

or drink water since your last drunk thread post cuz your gf is coming over and doesnt like when yure drunk when she comes over on tuesdays nights, night

 

[DevilsTrifecta]

come on.....its half priced margarita night

or 20 dollar handle of svedka night

or drink water since your last drunk thread post cuz your gf is coming over and doesnt like when yure drunk when she comes over on tuesdays nights, night

i can only wish that applied to me

 

[the rover]

just me tonight? oh well.

 

[strykerpks]

just me tonight? oh well. :X

I'm here but not for too much longer...I might be able to be talked into another beer.I'm out to the north woods in the morning. Annual ice fishing trip with a bunch of GBs. Luckily for me I don't fish. So I'll be hanging out in the relatively warm shanty drinking all the booze, making sparkler bombs and checking out some pron mags, while they're drilling holes, setting up tip-ups and being cold/sober.Damn, shoveling at 5am before I leave sounds awful